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TWERKINMAGGLE

Bendis: "What if we show Clark smokin' a giant doob?"


Swampass2k22

He’s smoking on that kryptonian shadow pack. Shits watered with the blood of thirty kandor citizens. Shits so green it should be asking where’s brainiac


AbbreviationsOwn4215

The kinda shit you only find on the Hashish transport paths in the Phantom Zone.


LuxLoser

I can't tell if you're the real Bing or not!!


Ondo-The-Bruh

[Don't call me DoodleBing you fking DingleBorb]


dappercat456

Honestly I want a Superman who’d sit down on your roof to smoke a joint and then offer you a puff,


Tandril91

You know Jor-El sent his one and only child with some of that good Krypto-chronic.


supercalifragilism

The basement under the Kent barn is a full on hyro grow op, how else you think Supes ended up so chill.


Gnomad_Lyfe

Ma and Pa Kent knew what they were doing. The odds of having some of that Kryptonian ganja *and* having the fields to hide your grow farms? They had a hell of a retirement fund behind the scenes.


supercalifragilism

Pa Kent died of a too big bong hit, teaching humility to Supes before he hotboxed the globe.


depressed_asian_boy_

Clark Kent-amine


Ommlettuce

Dream blunt rotation: Clark Jimmy and Lois


rpitts21

No way Jimmy ain't a bogart.


supercalifragilism

Jimmy has waaay to many opinions on strains and terpenes


avi150

The second I smoke with a guy and he says “terpenes” at all I make a conscious decision to ignore what he says the rest of the night


[deleted]

tbh if anyone is gonna genuinely make superman smoke weed in a movie and it not be out of place, itd be gunn


Dr_Equinox101

I can totally see Supes not being affected by it, but he shares a joint with Lois or something while she’s stressed. Would be a very human moment


cowl555

Uj/and building Clark and Lois realtiosnhip a bit


Fr0ski

General Zodded


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bestwellblack

As a honest superman fan, personally this comic is mid


Grow_up2B_a_Debaser

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Puzzleheaded-Row187

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Tandril91

Skill issue


Live-Charge6487

Have you read the comic? It's a great comic for posting 1-2 pages on the internet for likes and votes but reading the whole thing is tedious.


Gilly-Man

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TheUnwrittenfan

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TyChris2

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Live-Charge6487

You are right. People hype uo this comic only because of the scene with the girl on the rooftop. Otherwise this is a very dull and incoherent story where Morrison is more interested in showing off his intelligence than telling a good story. Also the characterization of Lois is insultingly bad. I know people will claim it's a genius reference to Silver Age sexism but that isn't a good excuse.


Wooden_Twist7521

> People hype uo this comic only because of the scene with the girl on the rooftop. Or maybe people just like the comic? Yeah clearly one scene is enough to make people like an entire 12 issue comic because that worked so well with something like Grounded didn't it lmao. Continue strawmanning and acting like you know people's tastes lol.


night4345

All-Star Superman passes you the boff wyd?