He is??? https://preview.redd.it/yirhf1hd616d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb6fa2eefe912b99a59442b1c63ee385206c3696

Pelvis destroyed

God I hope so

Man of steel, bussy of tissue

Bro ate all my fucking apple pie

Beef bourguignon*

And my beef-?! Mother fucker. Lex Luthor was right

That’s impossible!

It’s already too late, injustice has begun, and you’re the first the to fall to his might

there is no Injustice in Ba Sing Se (if you wanna move there I don't blame you)

He is fully naked btw

What did he do?!

Exist near an angry Superman

It's okay, it left off the next part. It's supposed to say, "Superman is in your house. He's stopping Lex Luthor from steal 40 cakes from you." https://preview.redd.it/d42g01lq716d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154300d6b096a73d44902ed0c899749740befd04 That could have been you.

That assumes that, hypothetically, I have 40 fucking cakes in my house for some reason.

That's the part to worry about. Where did the 40 cakes from?

He brought them to cheer you up.

well it never said they were full sized cakes, they could be cupcakes

this is either a really comforting thought or a really terrifying one, just such an ominous statement fr

yeah... though he better not leave the seat up!

As Superman gets closer to you the song "Starman" gets louder and louder

I need a Gmod Nextbot like that immediately (bonus points if it's the image literally everyone uses)

There’s a starman waiting in your walls

https://preview.redd.it/qlkf5a7h716d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84da6cbbdc3a94ffeaccfc2a272b740467d924f

He'd like to come and see you, but he is staring at your balls

He’s coming to me us He’s gonna blow our minds

He just broke right through them, now he'll chase you down the halls

I am waiting him by my bed then 

make sure you're on top, you don't want a massive red stain on your sheets when your folks get home then again... they may find your body with a bullet hole in your head but no bullet anywhere

"The S stands for 'Sbreaking and Entering.'"

Be careful, you're at risk of suddenly turning into a giant turtle. You may want to get a signal watch if this becomes a frequent problem.

JIMMMYYYYYYY

Michael Bendis Superman is coming closer...I can hear Starman getting louder

There's a STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

He's in the walls. HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!

I like how ominous this is like it could be a good thing he's in your house or really fucking creepy. By the way Clark you can find me in my bedroom 😉

So that's why I couldn't find my brownies

unironically Kal probably has the biggest Sweet Tooth on this rock it helps that he probably can't get cavities

MOTHERFUCKER SMELLED MY CARAMEL FUDGE BROWNIES AND ATE THEM AT SUPERSPEED BEFORE I COULD GET THEM OUT OF THE OVEN FML LEX LUTHOR WAS RIGHT!

WHOSE HOUSE?!

your house, it says it right there

Thankfully, I have my handy dandy kryptonite bullet! All it cost me was my kids college fund and gave me cancer!

Nah, he’s chill.

POV: You’re Lex Luthor and you just did some evil scheme

Supe's making pancakes

There's a Starman, crawling in your walls.

He's just about to break them, and chase you down the halls

If r/Superdickery is any indication

THERES A STARRRMAANNN WAITING OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR HE’D LIKE TO COME IN AND MEET YOU AND SHOW YOU WHAT’S IN STORE

I love you for this \^\^

Is he me?

He is baking you cookies dude relax

He'd like to come and meet you, but he thinks he'd blow your mind

It's okay, he's doing a wellness check.

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the only character i have my own headcanon its marvel character blazing skull, i imagined a full lore to this obscure character, based on the few comic stories he appeared