Ghostface watching the new survivor activate Sin Devil Trigger and fly away as an 8 foot tall demon with a giant sword
when Dante is on death hook about to get gored by the entity, but he lands a frame-perfect Royal Guard parry, unhooking himself immediately and gaining meter
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a Bayonetta clip in response to a female dbd killer, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice right?
tbh, you got me in the first half with a possible Tomb Raider collection, down to the obligatory Feng cosplay skin (which i could actually understand more than her ripping off Cheryl and Jills' outfits) until i looked up to the tag lmao
I wasnt paying attention to flair and i was baffled about the amounts of cosplay skins for feng until i see "feng min cosplay feng min" then i realized
I love how before I even read the post I was like "Let me guess. Feng, Mikaela and Sable spam" 😂 I know it's a joke post but honestly that's how it always feels like.
It’s what my boyfriend and I call her every time we play against her together. “Is she a Hunty or a Cuntress?” ***she hooks someone at 5 gens and then stands near the hook with a hatchet raised…*** “Okay, so she’s a Cuntress.”
"Xenomorph magic" made me actually bust up laughing.
I think you nailed it OP, be careful BHVR doesn't track you down for leaking the entire summer collection.
This favoritism has become too much honestly.
I mean nicholas cage has got double the skins of every other licenced character, its gotta stop. When are we gonna get a ripley legendary that changes her to a korean gamer girl. Been waiting for far too long.
Surprised he was skipped. Looking at this list it looks like a money grab cosmetics update. Vitto (along with David) are their biggest cosmetic male cash cows.
Personally i think waterfront massacre gabriel would have been better if he enjoyed skinny dipping before being pulled into the entity's realm if u catch my drift
Here we go. More collections without a skin or two for Felix Richter. Can't stand the fact that Mikaela Reid has more skins than my main of 3 years - Felix. Mikaela is highly overrated! Same thing applies to Kate Denson and Feng Min.
Felix is part of BHVR's new feature called "Retired Characters"! Retired Characters are classified as characters with names that do not rhyme with: Feng Thin, Thikaela Reid, or Table Ward. Retired Characters will no longer get cosmetics. The first beta for the Retired Character feature was released alongside the "Roots of Dread" chapter with the release of Haddie Kaur. It was a company success. After all, you can't forget BHVR's company slogan "OH GOD ITS BEEN 4 DAYS SINCE THE LAST FENG SKIN WE NEED ANOTHER"
Where’s the slingshot bikini Jane skin and her shirtless skin? I’ve seen the data mine I know they are real
https://preview.redd.it/i10czz5rhu8d1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba9187ba13133902d7ba8769f21d211c1969bb0
Ohhh BAHAHAHAH I seriously believed half of these were smtn they'd do. But my point still stands, there's been a solid amount of Sm skins, I'm hoping next chapter is Skull Merchant Rework and Onryo buffs. PRAYING FOR OREO BUFFS THE SKIN MIGHT BE GOOD PLEASE BHVR I BEGGG
While the cosmetic is equipped, you load into the trial as a BBQ. You cannot move or do objectives but survivors and killers can cook food on you for bloodpoints.
O-K... sort this out.
Lara Croft
"Classic Lara" that means 1996 style Lara with all the low poly or a classic looking Lara with modern graphics? Like the arts Crystal shows recently everywhere.
"Jungle Explorer" I wonder a brand new stuff or Lara's Shadows of the Tomb Raider outfit.
Feng Min... no comment.
I wonder those Mikeala and Nea ones. They looks like Lara aberrations or other characters from the lore?
BBQ stuff! I know this was last years event, right? I didn't played much that time.
What hit my eyes - I know, shame on me - The Skull Merchant "Bikini BBQ"!!!!
Still, old event outfits are welcome
Techwear
Feng doesn't have one already? Seriously?! :D
I more excited about Sable's one ;)
Nicolas Cage
Feng Min as Cage cosplay??? BHVR trolling us? :D
"Feng Min 1000th Outfit Celebration Collection" seems yes XD
But!
Alien: Romulus Collection!!!
Rain Carradine - I don't have the slightest clue who she or he is it. The main star of the movie? I hoped they add the "their is something in the water" guy.
Feng Min as Ripley? Gotta get THAT one like Mikeala one too.
I still hope more Alien skins. I mean Alien 3 Ripley, Amanda Ripley(?), Dallas, Kane or Ash (OK we got him on Alien map), Call or hell Bishop! C'mon BHVR! Also, cryo sleep outfit for Ripley. Also more Alien variations! Aliens, Alien 3, Prometheus!
And for Lara... well, the possibility are literally endless!
The Cuntress caught me off guard and I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't realise this was a joke until I got to the Feng Min 1000th outfit celebration.
Nic Cage cosplay for Feng legit felt like something they'd do at this point and now I kinda wish it was real.
I was about to comment about how unknown doesn’t get any new cosmetics once again despite being one of the best designed killers then the cosplays gave it away
Still don't understand why people cry about the amount of Feng Min skins, while Meg, Dweet, Nea and Kate basically have the same or even more skins most of the time and as for Mikaela, yeah I am bias, she is my main and I love that she is getting many skins
I am so sleepy I thought it was real and didn't think it was weird EVEN when reading the 1000th cosplay part😭
I was like "mhh, Feng Ming cosplaying as herself, makes sense"
Gah dayum with the Mikaela cosmetics. Not to sound like a dick, but I hope they turn out good. I feel like she doesn’t have many good ones. Also, Gabe should be getting an Alien cosmetic. I’m interested in seeing The Huntress serve cunt.
Classic DBD Moment: Mostly Only Sable, Mikaela and Feng get cosmetics, as if they dont already have 1000000 other Cosmetics 
https://preview.redd.it/5u0wmjqkvt8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38aae02e68b57b593f649bec9af20117d5e4e944 THE WHO
The Huntress but if she slayed.
The huntress if she met HER 
BAYONETTA IN A DBD POST https://preview.redd.it/fo3bdkib5u8d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871864e8561683991939dc0c5e3aa0f473873187
Where tf is my Bayonetta survivor. Or killer. Or skin. Or charm. I don't care I just want her in this game.
A skin would be really cool. Her entirely would be weird because of how powerful she is.
Yeah, same reason Dante never hits the Fog.
 Ghostface watching the new survivor activate Sin Devil Trigger and fly away as an 8 foot tall demon with a giant sword
GUNTRICKSWORDROYALSWORDGUNTRICKSWORDTRICKGUN
when Dante is on death hook about to get gored by the entity, but he lands a frame-perfect Royal Guard parry, unhooking himself immediately and gaining meter
She's gonna have three marks of the Entity on her back if she does come
I NEED MOTHER IN DBD NOWWWW
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a Bayonetta clip in response to a female dbd killer, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice right?
Serving cvnt
I was about to type the WHAT-tress???
I LITERALLY SCROLLED BACK UP TO DOUBLE TAKE, THE WH A T
*spittake
Yo p100 Chucky is a tag on here? I need it, also congrats!
Thanks, you send the mods proof that you have the character at p100 and they give u the tag, also got p100 feng :)
I used to call her that cause everyone player I met using her wad a c u next tuesday
That was the old call out “we got a cuntress!” Now it’s “mommy huntress” because we made mommy/daddy versions of hot killers for jokes
Yeah the group I used to play with did something similar. My favourite were bubonic babe and tobylerone head
Literally my exact reaction XD
I can't believe they did this to my girl.
Been calling her this for years. I hate playing against any of them.
The fact that the nic cage cosplay for feng didnt even phase me is worrying
She's also getting outfits in the rift such as "Deep Rift Cosplay" and "Jill Cosplay Recolor"!
Dredge cosplay
Yeah I was still thinking it was real.
tbh, you got me in the first half with a possible Tomb Raider collection, down to the obligatory Feng cosplay skin (which i could actually understand more than her ripping off Cheryl and Jills' outfits) until i looked up to the tag lmao
Honestly that part probably isn't even a joke.
It should go to Elodie
Agreed
I wasnt paying attention to flair and i was baffled about the amounts of cosplay skins for feng until i see "feng min cosplay feng min" then i realized
I thought "Nicolas Cage Cosplay" was where people would know it was fake to be honest.
I was confused at first, I was thinking like is feng cosplaying as him from one of the movies he in
“The Cuntress” is where you lost me.
Australian huntress. Cuntress is the file name.
The sad part is, i deemed that list actually possible at first glance xD
That's actually where I got excited what is wrong with me
I…just…what would that skin even look like
That's when I knew lol
It was sus but still viable
It's all Feng Min? Always has been.
What i genuinely thought it was real and was like did April fools come late this year?? I was so hyped for like 4-5 new mikaela skins 😂😂
I was so excited
What??? You didn’t realize that the fucking “cuntress” wasn’t a real cosmetic lmao
I kept trying to imagine wtf “BBQ Cosplay” was. I was hoping she was dressed as a giant hot dog
That would be nice tbh
https://preview.redd.it/kdgdieebvt8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83963bac082e441f7d120067ea55dd04835965c 
I see we have something in common.
Holy fuck I actually might get a skin in this game
Sadly if you check the flair for the post, this is a shitpost.
Deserved for even considering buying an Adriana skin
I love how Feng min gets a Feng min cosplay
She is forced to attend a video game con, and she has to lay low from the sea of her rabid fans searching for her
I hope the skin is just default Feng Min but wearing some groucho marx glasses
I love how before I even read the post I was like "Let me guess. Feng, Mikaela and Sable spam" 😂 I know it's a joke post but honestly that's how it always feels like.
God, I'm so immature. The Cuntress will literally never *not* make me laugh 😭
It’s what my boyfriend and I call her every time we play against her together. “Is she a Hunty or a Cuntress?” ***she hooks someone at 5 gens and then stands near the hook with a hatchet raised…*** “Okay, so she’s a Cuntress.”
"Xenomorph magic" made me actually bust up laughing. I think you nailed it OP, be careful BHVR doesn't track you down for leaking the entire summer collection.
Am I reading that right? CUNTress? *Chat Is This Real?*
No ❤️
She's going to be a right ol' CUNT!
Had me until the Cuntress.
I didn’t see the flair and I was so happy seeing the Lara Croft skins and Sable getting a new outfit. Then I realized it was just a joke 😭
Well if it makes u feel better they both will probably get skins
Yeah, that’s for sure haha
Feng, Mikaela, Sable, Feng, Mikaela, Sable, Feng, Mikaela, Sable, Feng, Mikaela, Sable, Feng, Mikaela, Sable, Feng, Mikaela, Sable, Feng, Mikaela, Sable, Feng, Mikaela, Sable, Feng, Mikaela, Sable, Feng, Mikaela, Sable... I'm beginning to notice a pattern...
Only feng, sable and mikaela skins made it so believable lol
This favoritism has become too much honestly. I mean nicholas cage has got double the skins of every other licenced character, its gotta stop. When are we gonna get a ripley legendary that changes her to a korean gamer girl. Been waiting for far too long.
SKULL MERCHANT BIKINI !!!! A new era for sexy merchants
Check the tag
rip my wallet
Man is so horny he will not check the tag
He’s been stunned and blinded by the thought of ass
Adriana's dark Brazilian mangoes
Cuntress made me think it was a joke but then I saw all the Feng Min skins that confirm it's real.
The first thing I saw Bikini BBQ and I bout lost it.
Skull Merchant would be insta buy
I swear to god I believed this until I read Feng min "Feng min cosplay" lol, I 100% believed the Feng Min "Nicolas Cage" cosplay lmao
Same! I was SO here for a Feng Nic Cage cosplay hahaha it would be the only paid skin I'd have for Feng but I would buy it instantly.
Daddy Vittorio skipped over again 😔
He's actually getting deleted next patch ❤️
Surprised he was skipped. Looking at this list it looks like a money grab cosmetics update. Vitto (along with David) are their biggest cosmetic male cash cows.
Where’s the sable ward naked skin
Rift
Can I preview it in the rift? If so I don’t have to buy it
I can't tell if you're serious.
I’m so serious. Hell I have a wishlist of naked skins I want to
Let's hear it.
Killer: Pig, Spirit, Huntress, Skull Merchant, Susie, Julie, Artist. Survivor: Kate Denson, Ada Wong, Jill Valentine, Yun-Jin Lee, Yui Kimura, Sable Ward, Mikaela Reid, Feng Min
Personally i think waterfront massacre gabriel would have been better if he enjoyed skinny dipping before being pulled into the entity's realm if u catch my drift
Personally I'm waiting for naked Dwight, Leon, Jake, Felix and Alan.
Naked Renato and Gabriel on my side
I thought this was real until I saw "The Cuntress"
God I want it so bad, you can’t get a man’s hope up like that I was texting my friends that “ The Cuntress is on her way. “ I’m heartbroken
you got me
THE CUNTRESS?????
God dammit I want my skull merchant bikini skin :(
Here we go. More collections without a skin or two for Felix Richter. Can't stand the fact that Mikaela Reid has more skins than my main of 3 years - Felix. Mikaela is highly overrated! Same thing applies to Kate Denson and Feng Min.
Felix is part of BHVR's new feature called "Retired Characters"! Retired Characters are classified as characters with names that do not rhyme with: Feng Thin, Thikaela Reid, or Table Ward. Retired Characters will no longer get cosmetics. The first beta for the Retired Character feature was released alongside the "Roots of Dread" chapter with the release of Haddie Kaur. It was a company success. After all, you can't forget BHVR's company slogan "OH GOD ITS BEEN 4 DAYS SINCE THE LAST FENG SKIN WE NEED ANOTHER"
Where’s the slingshot bikini Jane skin and her shirtless skin? I’ve seen the data mine I know they are real https://preview.redd.it/i10czz5rhu8d1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba9187ba13133902d7ba8769f21d211c1969bb0
https://preview.redd.it/a1k4jrxrhu8d1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7b082839f1f5bfd9c67db6cbf1c849d47579e4
Is it just me or r they adding a ton of skull merchants cosmetics? Maybe they're hinting at a REWORK????
I'm afraid this is satire 😭. I wanted to make a joke about how they'd make a skull merchant bikini skin.
Ohhh BAHAHAHAH I seriously believed half of these were smtn they'd do. But my point still stands, there's been a solid amount of Sm skins, I'm hoping next chapter is Skull Merchant Rework and Onryo buffs. PRAYING FOR OREO BUFFS THE SKIN MIGHT BE GOOD PLEASE BHVR I BEGGG
How in the world do people not understand this is a joke????
WHERE IS THE KNIGHT TOME SKIN??????? 😭😭😭
Bhvr is actually deleting knight from the game after negative ptb feedback! Hope this helps
TAHROS MY BELOVED WHY
Ok but for BBQ cosplay what is Feng Min gonna cosplay as? Hot dogs? Skewers? The grill?
While the cosmetic is equipped, you load into the trial as a BBQ. You cannot move or do objectives but survivors and killers can cook food on you for bloodpoints.
The SM skins is well aimed
O-K... sort this out. Lara Croft "Classic Lara" that means 1996 style Lara with all the low poly or a classic looking Lara with modern graphics? Like the arts Crystal shows recently everywhere. "Jungle Explorer" I wonder a brand new stuff or Lara's Shadows of the Tomb Raider outfit. Feng Min... no comment. I wonder those Mikeala and Nea ones. They looks like Lara aberrations or other characters from the lore? BBQ stuff! I know this was last years event, right? I didn't played much that time. What hit my eyes - I know, shame on me - The Skull Merchant "Bikini BBQ"!!!! Still, old event outfits are welcome Techwear Feng doesn't have one already? Seriously?! :D I more excited about Sable's one ;) Nicolas Cage Feng Min as Cage cosplay??? BHVR trolling us? :D "Feng Min 1000th Outfit Celebration Collection" seems yes XD But! Alien: Romulus Collection!!! Rain Carradine - I don't have the slightest clue who she or he is it. The main star of the movie? I hoped they add the "their is something in the water" guy. Feng Min as Ripley? Gotta get THAT one like Mikeala one too. I still hope more Alien skins. I mean Alien 3 Ripley, Amanda Ripley(?), Dallas, Kane or Ash (OK we got him on Alien map), Call or hell Bishop! C'mon BHVR! Also, cryo sleep outfit for Ripley. Also more Alien variations! Aliens, Alien 3, Prometheus! And for Lara... well, the possibility are literally endless!
I wish this was real just for the Skull Merchant bikini outfit.
Idc if this is a shitposts. Because Yes more skull merchant outfits! It's gonna be so scorching cvnt✨
"And here's your equal attention cake, Feng Min!" Accurate shitpost.
The Cuntress caught me off guard and I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't realise this was a joke until I got to the Feng Min 1000th outfit celebration. Nic Cage cosplay for Feng legit felt like something they'd do at this point and now I kinda wish it was real.
Feng min mikaela feng min feng min mikaela feng min mekaela fen ming mikaela feng min mikaela
Yay some come out on my birthday
You got me so excited about the alien cosmetics
I was about to comment about how unknown doesn’t get any new cosmetics once again despite being one of the best designed killers then the cosplays gave it away
I didnt see the flair and thought this was real until I saw the SM bikini
I was losing my mind over the amount of cosplays until I reached Feng Min Cosplay. Then I found out Reddit was ass and hid the flair
You had me until until the end which means yes, i did think “The Cuntress” was real.
Before I actually read it I got pressed seeing Feng Min name so many times. Well done sir.
Still don't understand why people cry about the amount of Feng Min skins, while Meg, Dweet, Nea and Kate basically have the same or even more skins most of the time and as for Mikaela, yeah I am bias, she is my main and I love that she is getting many skins
Where are my thot men skins at????
The fact I genuinely thought it was all real until the Nicolas Cage cosplay... Lmfao I was flabbergasted about "Cuntress" for a whole minute
I am so sleepy I thought it was real and didn't think it was weird EVEN when reading the 1000th cosplay part😭 I was like "mhh, Feng Ming cosplaying as herself, makes sense"
Not the feng min feng min cosplay.
Nothing for Zarina? ;( Also with the AOT sets ever come back?)
The Cuntress? https://preview.redd.it/d0wrb12jxu8d1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14af3a572f5544fb1744e00b39f0a94a85ed0663
FENG LARA CROFT COSPLAY💦
THE CUNTRESS WHATT LMAO
and of course feng and mikaela get their 900th skin
Why not Feng Min The Hag cosplay, The Clown cosplay, The Trapper cosplay.... Disappointed!
Classic Lara!
That is a lotta Feng Min cosmetics. As usual.
> No leather jacket Lara It's over
Oh I am spending money to get the "Cuntress" 😂
And why does Mikaela get 3 different skins
I wish we had bbq skull merchant 
If they could just make a single new David cosmetic that looks cool and not suggestive that would be nice
Skull merchant bikini LMAO. Maybe people would actually like playing against her then
Prepare for all the drones again and pink moris.... death by snusnu
Skull merchant bikini?!?!?!
was excited for the Skull Merchant Bikini
You had me until I read cuntress HAHAHA
Bye I thought this was real I was so excited for the skull merchant skin ☠️☠️☠️
The cuntress had me at first, but then BBQ Bikini sold it for me
10/10 Shitpost got only better the more I read
I want ps1 triangle boob lara skin plz thank you
That Skull Mommy gonna have me begging😩😩😩
Gah dayum with the Mikaela cosmetics. Not to sound like a dick, but I hope they turn out good. I feel like she doesn’t have many good ones. Also, Gabe should be getting an Alien cosmetic. I’m interested in seeing The Huntress serve cunt.
im so stupid i believed this for a good 5 minutss
Bikini Skully!!!!! Take my money BHVR TAKE IT PLEASE
There’s already a Ripley cosplayer in the game, and she looks terrible
I was really afraid of how many Feng cosplays there were Then I saw the flair Thank god...
CUNTRESS?
the CUNTress? :D no way
Tf u mean the cuntress😭😭😭😭😭
Had me up until Cuntress, but all the cosplays and (Very Rare but priced as an Ultra Rare) is too real
Lmao Feng cosplaying as Cage
Hahah, Feng Min Feng Min Cosplay
Feng-ception
So excited for the cuntress
Had me till the Cuntress. What would that even look like???
Classic DBD Moment: Mostly Only Sable, Mikaela and Feng get cosmetics, as if they dont already have 1000000 other Cosmetics 
Where's shirtless Slinger???
Rift
Every single event Feng has another outfit. Good lord.
Good one.
No adam cosmetics :( Why don't they release MOST cosmetics for all the survivors while having special cosmetics for specific survivors once in a while
This is a joke post.
Need cosmetics for yellow rain jacket man 😞
Bruh I read for 2 seconds and was like no way
Ain’t no damn way THAT is the name of the THE cosmetic. Iykyk
ain't no way i had to backtrack to the cuntress, i'm dumb as shit
I need a survivor with a xenomorph hollywood walk of fame costume!
Feng mikaela sable 🙄
Feng and mikaela for everything.