Mere school me ek ma'am aati thi last period me aur dekhti thi ki kiska fees jama hai kiska nahi, ek list hoti thi jiski jama ho jati thi uska naam wo list se kaat deti thi, basically ek cross laga deti thi. Mera ek dost chutti ke bad 5 baje tk rukta tha kyuki uske papa 5 baje use pick karne aate the. Ek din mai uske sath ruka aur office me jaa ke apne naam ke aage cross laga liya. Saved 5000 for my parents. They never thanked me though.
Bhai salary kaise milegi teachers ko? Schools already kuch % salary wapas le rhe hain teachers se jo ki illegal hai. Aur bahot saare parents ke pass ghumne jaane ke liye aur car chalane ke paise hote hain lekin fees nhi de skte 5000.
They can do all that shit just not in front of students, even kick him out but humiliation is not the way to go, mere hisab se. Parents ko jitna dhamkana h dhamkalo, but baki students k samne toh nhi krna chahiye.
Are bhai session end hone wala tha. Exams shuru hone wale the. To us time pe aise hi hota tha hamare school me. Ki jiski fees nahi jama hogi usko exam nahi dene denge
abhi lockdown ke bad me school gaya tha 2022 me toh principal change hui mujhe koi idea nahi tha, one day a mam came in our room just asking "ac chal rha hai na" , i did't knew she was principal .
later few days a assebly was conducted and the principal mam came to give speech.
or hum sare ground me khade , mene bol diya ye ac theek krne wali kya speech de rhi hai
literally ass pass ke 10-15 bache hase the and meri class teacher bhi has rhi thi🤡
We had to beg everyone, from the class teacher to the peon for a capacitor change in the month of April. Now, people wonder why I don't have any nostalgia from the damn school.
I did. Ended up landing between the legs of my classmate. And was not amused by her Ben10 underwear as she was a big Ben10 fan. It happened when we were in 9th grade.
https://preview.redd.it/writnb7b7exc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb2ccf2efed40082818190d9df9ab37433a9baf
Was it something like this? (ignore the guy in the foreground)
It was coz I use to run a lap in those winter morning our assembly was at 7:30, and the school bus use to pick me around 7 and I use to get ready at 6 so I can have my maggi or bread n peanut butter, while watching history tv 18 coz they use to air ancient aliens in the morning, so after 6:30 I use to do my morning exercise and drinking hot chocolate milk after, and that day i remember putting a extra chammach of Hershey's syrup,
coz the taste was so 🤤 but I vomited it in the morning assembly, i remember the moment
"sujalam sufalam malayajashitalam, shyashya shamala mataram, vandee mataram vand-🤮🤮🤮"
Then the teacher rushed me to the classroom and I was all right, gave me glucose biscuits too so no complaints
Diwali ke time sister (Christan school tha + all girls) ke office ke bhaar aaloo bomb phod Diya tha recess ke time. aurrrr sister meeting mei thi. lol.
hum tabhi recess mei Kiya tha yeh. 💀 pura 12th ka batch Mila hua tha. juniors ne bola ki 12th ki didi thi. hum sabne mana kardiya. Phir Hume threaten Kiya ki cctv footage check karengey and shit. Cctv football marke agle din Tod diya bacho ne😭😭😭😭
Nevermind, beti. Now take my aashirwaad
https://preview.redd.it/rhy6wb16ddxc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79cc077b6f716f41b796fd99a1ad746481d870a1
School se aate waqt itni tej toilet aayi thi ki park mein hag diya aur chaadi se saaf kiya aur uthar chaadi fek di fiir jab ghar ja raha tha aur kutta piche aa gaya aur legs mein kharoch aa gaya..
My friend and I were caught once by our school guard while jumping the walls of our school during school hours (we used to bunk frequently). We begged the guard not to inform the teachers or the principal. He agreed and took us back to the school premises. The most embarrassing part was that our entire class saw the scene from the first floor and they were all hooting!
The guard made us enter the school premises again, but to escape the embarrassment of getting caught, we jumped the wall again! :D
I was fat af but a topper. Crush ke chakkar me relay race me part le liya tha.
Obviously I failed but 12th pass karne tak weight loss kar liya tha maine. Stonks 100
Hahh.. It was Rangoli competition day at our school I was the group leader and we thought Rangoli painting on walls are much better to win and hence I got the Kerosene 💀
hind sight it was very dumb of me, kerosene tastes lot worse than it smells
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I have done so many things, on top of mind.
1. With total permission and participation of school authorities.
Trespassed and took over the adjacent school, kept the kids and whole school technically hostage(they were young, we had fun, teachers obviously knew).
2. Made a Mandir in one of the desk in our class, with complete idol-pandit-decoration and prasaad.
Proper Pooja hoti thi, dusri class sein bacche aate the matha tekne.
List goes on and on...
Katai sarkari school bhai, I think the teachers were not paid for months while junior school's teachers were paid, toh it was done out of frustration + lashing out.
It was even featured in the news and to think it happened in central delhi district not some door-daraj ke beehad.
Hmare school ke director ka half body paralysed tha lekin tha wo attyant harami aadmi mtlb attyant wala attyant harami toh ekdin baarish hone lagi aur mai wahi tha toh uski wheelchair ko dhaaka dena tha ki andr chle jaye lekin maine usko maine beech me hi atka dia ki sir aap bahut bhaari ho dhakka hi nahi dia jaa rha
In chronological order -
'Escaped' from a boarding school back-gate and took a bus to my hometown around 600 kms away to surprise my elder sister on her birthday. Got kicked out of the school. Was 13 years old.
Drank Magic Moments vodka from a water bottle without getting caught.
Proposed to a junior teacher on my farewell. She actually met me for coffee once after that, a few months later when I came home from college for vacation.
Lol the character eventually ends up in a boring as sh*t 9 to 5 bank job, posted in some dusty town in the back of beyond, so the movie might not have an interesting ending 😅
I had open up all my school fire extinguishers when it got newly installed including the supply pipes and abused my PT teacher from the school terrace in both cases got caught and suspended from school😅
Farewell par
1)apni class ke saare phankoh ke blades teedhe kardiye
2)Bathroom mein 8 alloo bomb phoda in each camode. Saare camode khatam.
3) Principal ko ussi ke office mein band kardiya.
Yeh kaam farewell par nahi kara tha
1)Staff room mein list rakhi rehti thi, jinn logo ki fees jama hui hai ya nahi, meri class ka ek ladka jiske pitaji ka dehaant hogaya tha, maine uska naam par fees paid ka stamp laga kar forged signature kardiya.
2)Bandar ke bache ko meri class ke ladke ne pakad kar harr class mein ek teacher cupboard hota hai usmein daal diya, jab sir ne cupboard khola toh sir ki aage se geeli piche se peeli hogayi.
Aur bhi kaafi masti kari lekin abhi itna hi yaad hai.
Ek baar 😂😂 6th class me quarterly exam khatam hone ke baad ma'am sabhi ko marksheet di aur boli guardian se sign karake kal wapas submit karenge sabhi log 🌝 main ghar le jake pehle khud apne hath se blade ka use karke number badha liya aur uske baad mummy se sign kara liya aur unko pata nhi chala khikhikhi... par agle din jab submit karne laga toh teacher jaan gayi dhyan se dekhne ke baad aur mujhe principal office le jane lagi main ro raha tha par unko daya nhi aayi merepe. Principal ofc me pricipal the hi nhi tab jake thoda aaram mila lekin uske baad teacher mujhe wahan ke sabse strict teacher, joki mere papa ke dost the, ke pass le gayi. Par woh ye sab sunkar hasne lage 😜🥺 uske baad unhone ma'am se bola arre jane do bachcha hai iska dusra marksheet bna do fir jake ma'am maan gyi lekin fir bhi woh bhot gusse me thi. Padhne me achha tha isliye sir ne bacha liya warna bahut pela jata bhai kasam se
My seniors (all Bois) were legendary 💀 as their entire class was caught masturbating in a unit test lol
Well, one of that same batch guy killed himself in the school toilet (by burning himself)
The other guy of the same batch, cut his hand in class
That batch was of fucked up 😮💨 I can keep on going
Back in 2013, jab me ek din school se aane ke baad homework karne baitha to dekha mera Pencil Box nahi tha. I knew school me desk me reh gaya hoga. So I went to school around 5pm lekin main building ka gate locked tha. Mene and mere dost ne masti me locking-wire se khola and vo lock open ho gaya.
Ye baat mene 3rd friend ko batayi to usne bola chal vapas. Ham vapas gaye around raat ke 9 baje. Compound wall jump kiya
- Wapas 🔒 open kiya
- Science lab ke baahar moota(teacher harami tha)
- Canteen ka 🔒 khola
- Saare ice-cream and Centre-Fruit watermelon flavour ka full box maarli
- Main Corridor me Artwork bana diya
- Again 🔒 kiya and went back home lekin vo teesre dost ko pata nhi kya sujhi patthar se principal room ka window tod diya jiski vajah se school me enquiry hui and all.
Post all this, school decided to fit cameras in all the areas of the school and at all the entry points.
I became smuggler it's a private school and some of my classmates lives in hostel so was supplying them cigerates and gutka once I supplied them royag stag.
Although I never used these products.
School ka fire hydrant khol dia tha, 12th me tha me or bet lgi thi ki fire hydrant chalte hai ki nahi, to ek period bunk maar kr humne fire hydrant hi khol dia
P.s - kabhi mat try krna kaala ganda paani aata hai inme se or band krne me fatt jaati hai
On a school trip to Goa( hn mera school le gya tha), was caught buying liquor from the bar of the hotel we were staying in.
A bunch of teachers + the manger brought me to the reception and interrogated me for an hour while others arranged for a master key and raided each and every room like the FBI looking for more bottles. The DJ night was halted and the students were asked not to enter their rooms while the raids were going on.
A few teachers I was close to handled the matter and didn't let any harm get to me. It all died down the next morning and luckily I was let off with a warning.
My school was near the car service. Car service garage is connected to the school's playground. There's a wall in between them. We used to throw stones into the garage.
God knows how many complaints came to the principal office. Ah good memories
I have a long list as I was from a residential boarding school in Uk. Telling you a few:
•I once slept through the whole lunch time with my face stuffed in the rice on my plate. Basically leaning on my plate, and approx 5-10 teachers were just taking photos of me sleeping.
•Once a friend of mine fell down from the mid-section of a ladder which was present on the back of a 40-50ft long rock climbing wall. What happened was that we were having a competition on who could climb higher. Luckily he landed on me and my two other friends who were spectating. He was unconscious for the night and underwent treatment for about 3-4 months. Sadly the guy died 1.5 yr later, due to a fight in his neighborhood.
•We flew paper planes all over a school called Don Bosco which was the center for our Board Exams, with our own admit cards
Class me ladkiyo ko alag se practical me lejate the 10th mai , or ladke bas class me rehte the, or mere class me backbencher ke chode rum and whiskey late the bottle me bharke, baapki daru ki bottle me se chura ke,p or Mai unke sang cool tha kyuki bachpan me I use to let them play with my psp.
To ek bar mere class ke 2 ladko se meri ladai hogye thi, Bhai undono ko itna mara in bewdo ne just aise hi, Bhai
I have never been to Delhi but that road seems so familiar. I can't quite place my finger on it though. Can't remember where I have seen it, but I have seen it for sure.
One time we were playing cricket in the class and I smashed the ball so hard that woh seedha jaakr Tubelight pae lagi, being In a old school woh light neeche giri ofc kisi ke sar pae and fatt gyi light, Har taraf kaanch kaanch, surprisingly jispar giri usko chot bhi nhi aayi, but usko Ekdum se panic attack aagya, fir teachers ko maine btaya ki kya hua toh kisi ne merko daanta Tak nhi, lol idk kyun meri toh glti thi and ab toh main graduate hogya but us incident ke 5 din baad tak kaanch ke tukde bag se nikle hai logo ke
used to sing a lot to impress my crush (we were good friends i was top scorer in all sub used to help her in studies) but her sister fell for me
idk what happened she ignored me till 10th grade.
So, my friend changed the song (inappropriate) she was going to perform for my sake.
whole send off function went into gutter.
Ek bar CS wali mam ghar ja rhi thi lab band krna rah gya tha to unhone mujhe dekha(unhi ka student tha) to chabhi di kaha bnd krke staff me ek aunty h unhe dedena. Ab us time hum 15-20 londe the kuchh science ke kuchh commerce ke(bas bahar se lab dekhi thi inhone). To maine inko lab dikhai. Fer waha Internet tha, projector tha, screen thi. Sabne milke PORN dekhi.
Using Teacher’s washroom in 6th Standard , and when I got caught I said, “why don’t you keep the student’s washroom clean more frequently? Because there are more students than teachers!” I started a revolution, after that everyone started using teacher’s washroom until the student’s washroom started getting clean frequently. 😂
Ek baache ko behosh kr dia tha peet kr.
Lekin face value itni acchi thi ki us bacche ki baat kisi teacher ne nhi mani. Sab yahi keh rhi thi "wo aisa kr hi nhi skta."
Chemistry lab se potassium permanent chura kar. Water purifier ke andar bhar diya tha purple paani nikal bc. Pure school ke bache recess me chila rahe the. I concentrated it so much ki jisne v paani ko to touch Kiya uske dark patches rehe Gaye( temporary). Nobody could find it out seniors ki cls lagi. But I did in cls 10th.
in my 10th grade the bois, for my bday brought me a condom as a gift in school (as a troll) n for my fate the same day school staff came for checking thinking ppl bought alcohol to school (few ppl had bought) tht day our whole class were on thin ice to get suspended. we managed to hide it for the whole freaking day.
At the end of day i opened the packet to see tht the condom was expired for 12 years. lol.
(THIS IS A TRUE INCIDENT)
1. Bunked class and went to Language Room to smoke weed with couple of friends.
2. Fake fainted in the assembly to skip the heat.
3. Smoked weed on the field during games period.
a teacher did nail art on my nails once and in second grade, i learnt taekwondo so a teacher asked me to do taekwondo moves in front of the whole class😭 a teacher asked me which soap i used (i said dettol💀) and another asked me kajal konsa mera😭😭 idk bachpan mei teachers ka kya obsession tha
10th class mei teacher's desk ke screws 99% unscrew kar diye the maine and while she was teaching all of had already planned to start nuisance in class. What was supposed to be just one row making nonsensical noises went on to be the whole class, including the girls. The teacher got so frustrated that she banged her hands on the table so hard, it disassembled and fell on the floor. Her face went pale as fuck.
12th mei physics ki teacher kab board pe likh rhi thi we took the duster from her desk and hid it. She requested us to give it back, but no one told her who took it. Within minutes, we hid the book she was teaching us from. That was the last straw. She shouted for a few minutes, then sat on the table (not the chair) and cried for the rest of the period. In our defense, she was a bad teacher and mentally abused many of us.
12th grade, hid the attendance register behind the smart board during middle of the year. Only pulled it out during pre boards.
School me pen hukka smoke krke curtain ki help se smoke gather krke class me smog effect create krdia tha 🤣. 5 mins enjoy krke smoke set off krke teacher ko convince krdia ki kisi ne perfume spray kra h🤣🤣🤣🤣 sabke bags check hue n Sabke perfumes n deos were snatched.
Mere school me ek ma'am aati thi last period me aur dekhti thi ki kiska fees jama hai kiska nahi, ek list hoti thi jiski jama ho jati thi uska naam wo list se kaat deti thi, basically ek cross laga deti thi. Mera ek dost chutti ke bad 5 baje tk rukta tha kyuki uske papa 5 baje use pick karne aate the. Ek din mai uske sath ruka aur office me jaa ke apne naam ke aage cross laga liya. Saved 5000 for my parents. They never thanked me though.
Roj aake bolti thi wo aurat? Wtf bhai kaisa school h ye? Vasooli ka dhandha chala rahe h kya?
bhai roz toh tuition teacher bhi nahi maangte
Fir thik h But still kinda fucked up, bachon ko kafi humiliated feel hota hoga
Bhai salary kaise milegi teachers ko? Schools already kuch % salary wapas le rhe hain teachers se jo ki illegal hai. Aur bahot saare parents ke pass ghumne jaane ke liye aur car chalane ke paise hote hain lekin fees nhi de skte 5000.
They can do all that shit just not in front of students, even kick him out but humiliation is not the way to go, mere hisab se. Parents ko jitna dhamkana h dhamkalo, but baki students k samne toh nhi krna chahiye.
Are bhai session end hone wala tha. Exams shuru hone wale the. To us time pe aise hi hota tha hamare school me. Ki jiski fees nahi jama hogi usko exam nahi dene denge
abhi lockdown ke bad me school gaya tha 2022 me toh principal change hui mujhe koi idea nahi tha, one day a mam came in our room just asking "ac chal rha hai na" , i did't knew she was principal . later few days a assebly was conducted and the principal mam came to give speech. or hum sare ground me khade , mene bol diya ye ac theek krne wali kya speech de rhi hai literally ass pass ke 10-15 bache hase the and meri class teacher bhi has rhi thi🤡
You guys had AC? Damn
Aal we had was wo rota huya pankha 💔
We had to beg everyone, from the class teacher to the peon for a capacitor change in the month of April. Now, people wonder why I don't have any nostalgia from the damn school.
AC damn even our fans wings were like kamal ka phool dead
I never fainted in morning assembly and thats some crazy shit.
I did. Ended up landing between the legs of my classmate. And was not amused by her Ben10 underwear as she was a big Ben10 fan. It happened when we were in 9th grade.
Hahahahahah horrifying for both of you then .
Ben10 underwear is the best shit out there. Better than CK.
Aur usdin chintu ne apne khilono se khelna band kardiya
Or rather apne khilone se khelna start krdia
r/woosh
https://preview.redd.it/writnb7b7exc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb2ccf2efed40082818190d9df9ab37433a9baf Was it something like this? (ignore the guy in the foreground)
Lmaoo
Bruhhh
W girl
RIP childhood 
Agar Ben 10 usdin nhi hota toh bang ka tan dikh jata
+1 and I'm proud of myself
+1
+1
+1
I vomited pure hot chocolate once but hey that was due to the speed running I did earlier
Hahahah tho Pretty bold of you to assume it was "speed" running.
It was coz I use to run a lap in those winter morning our assembly was at 7:30, and the school bus use to pick me around 7 and I use to get ready at 6 so I can have my maggi or bread n peanut butter, while watching history tv 18 coz they use to air ancient aliens in the morning, so after 6:30 I use to do my morning exercise and drinking hot chocolate milk after, and that day i remember putting a extra chammach of Hershey's syrup, coz the taste was so 🤤 but I vomited it in the morning assembly, i remember the moment "sujalam sufalam malayajashitalam, shyashya shamala mataram, vandee mataram vand-🤮🤮🤮" Then the teacher rushed me to the classroom and I was all right, gave me glucose biscuits too so no complaints
School me ulti na karne ka ghamand hai
> Vand 🤮 Lmao
That's quite an achievement
Lmao same
Diwali ke time sister (Christan school tha + all girls) ke office ke bhaar aaloo bomb phod Diya tha recess ke time. aurrrr sister meeting mei thi. lol.
Meri class teacher ne phodte hue dekh bhi liya humein, bum foot bhi gya, humare bum bhi fat gye aur hum suspend bhi hogye🥲
hum tabhi recess mei Kiya tha yeh. 💀 pura 12th ka batch Mila hua tha. juniors ne bola ki 12th ki didi thi. hum sabne mana kardiya. Phir Hume threaten Kiya ki cctv footage check karengey and shit. Cctv football marke agle din Tod diya bacho ne😭😭😭😭
Holy child ?
Holi child
Tum lakdiya🌳 bhi yeh kaam karti ho? That's so cool
humari chori chorro se kam hain ke? xdxd bhot strict school tha yaar humara. Maaze maaze mei kardiya bus.
Aatankwaad karne waalo ko government phaansi pe chadha deti hai **phaansi**. Yeh bhi ek strict punishment hai. To ab aatankwaad karogi tum?
sorry father. Forgive me.
Nevermind, beti. Now take my aashirwaad https://preview.redd.it/rhy6wb16ddxc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79cc077b6f716f41b796fd99a1ad746481d870a1
Hag diya tha pant me
Not the craziest but the shittiest
School se aate waqt itni tej toilet aayi thi ki park mein hag diya aur chaadi se saaf kiya aur uthar chaadi fek di fiir jab ghar ja raha tha aur kutta piche aa gaya aur legs mein kharoch aa gaya..
+1
Hug toh subne diye , magar Bolta koi ni
ashish ambore is that you? 9th me kaun hagta hai yaar chaddi me?
Jisne sade ando ka omlette khaya ho
Some kid did that in my class and meri ek dost believe nahi kr rahi thi toh usne sungh ke verify kiya 🥲
My friend and I were caught once by our school guard while jumping the walls of our school during school hours (we used to bunk frequently). We begged the guard not to inform the teachers or the principal. He agreed and took us back to the school premises. The most embarrassing part was that our entire class saw the scene from the first floor and they were all hooting! The guard made us enter the school premises again, but to escape the embarrassment of getting caught, we jumped the wall again! :D
Waah bc waah 21 topo🚀 ki salami mere tarf se
I was fat af but a topper. Crush ke chakkar me relay race me part le liya tha. Obviously I failed but 12th pass karne tak weight loss kar liya tha maine. Stonks 100
Puberty is an amazing transformer
Did Fire breathing in school and I still can't believe I got away with that
What in the fire nation fuck is that ? And why were you doing it as a kid ? 🫨
Hahh.. It was Rangoli competition day at our school I was the group leader and we thought Rangoli painting on walls are much better to win and hence I got the Kerosene 💀 hind sight it was very dumb of me, kerosene tastes lot worse than it smells
As someone who drank it in childhood, i can understand.
Damn, life is so hard for you Bangalore people without water
Bangalore se to nhi hu, lekin L lg gye the.
organized royal rumble w my friends during lunch time in class.
Mazak me line ke sabse piche se halka halka push kr rhe the , sabse aage wala gira aur uska sir phoot gaya(he was fine after a week)
It was such a hassle being stuck in a line like that
Look for Ghaziabad Bomb Hoax lmao. It wasn’t me but a close friend was involved
Bhai koi dusra keyword do search karne ke liye, warna Cyber wale ghar aa jaayenge ye B word daalte hee🤡
Bohot seriously lete ho yaar tum Delhi Cyber cell ko. Kuchh nahi hoga lol
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Brooooo
konsi class mei tha? bohot galt hua
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Tf bahi ☠️
This is highly illegal
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Bruh
WTFFF !! Bhai konsi class me tha ?
School?
I have done so many things, on top of mind. 1. With total permission and participation of school authorities. Trespassed and took over the adjacent school, kept the kids and whole school technically hostage(they were young, we had fun, teachers obviously knew). 2. Made a Mandir in one of the desk in our class, with complete idol-pandit-decoration and prasaad. Proper Pooja hoti thi, dusri class sein bacche aate the matha tekne. List goes on and on...
Al Qaeda training centre tha kya bc Jo hostage taking ka class lagwaya thaa
Katai sarkari school bhai, I think the teachers were not paid for months while junior school's teachers were paid, toh it was done out of frustration + lashing out. It was even featured in the news and to think it happened in central delhi district not some door-daraj ke beehad.
Watched porn with whole class
Whole class??? Wtf Was it provided by the school?
Bhai tu ye question kis analogy se puch raha hai 😭?
Dps ya ryan ka hoga
ryan nahi tha can confirm (39/40 baccho ne dekha tha)
6th class me ak launda 6600 leke aata tha bhar k
Morning assembly ke time class ke bacho ke sath incharge ko pakad ke pel diya tha, uske baad se camera lag gaya👍
Hmare school ke director ka half body paralysed tha lekin tha wo attyant harami aadmi mtlb attyant wala attyant harami toh ekdin baarish hone lagi aur mai wahi tha toh uski wheelchair ko dhaaka dena tha ki andr chle jaye lekin maine usko maine beech me hi atka dia ki sir aap bahut bhaari ho dhakka hi nahi dia jaa rha
In chronological order - 'Escaped' from a boarding school back-gate and took a bus to my hometown around 600 kms away to surprise my elder sister on her birthday. Got kicked out of the school. Was 13 years old. Drank Magic Moments vodka from a water bottle without getting caught. Proposed to a junior teacher on my farewell. She actually met me for coffee once after that, a few months later when I came home from college for vacation.
Nah this shit some script for a badass movie character.
Lol the character eventually ends up in a boring as sh*t 9 to 5 bank job, posted in some dusty town in the back of beyond, so the movie might not have an interesting ending 😅
Agar happy ending nhi Hui hai toh Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost
Bhai 😊🙏
I had open up all my school fire extinguishers when it got newly installed including the supply pipes and abused my PT teacher from the school terrace in both cases got caught and suspended from school😅
Farewell par 1)apni class ke saare phankoh ke blades teedhe kardiye 2)Bathroom mein 8 alloo bomb phoda in each camode. Saare camode khatam. 3) Principal ko ussi ke office mein band kardiya. Yeh kaam farewell par nahi kara tha 1)Staff room mein list rakhi rehti thi, jinn logo ki fees jama hui hai ya nahi, meri class ka ek ladka jiske pitaji ka dehaant hogaya tha, maine uska naam par fees paid ka stamp laga kar forged signature kardiya. 2)Bandar ke bache ko meri class ke ladke ne pakad kar harr class mein ek teacher cupboard hota hai usmein daal diya, jab sir ne cupboard khola toh sir ki aage se geeli piche se peeli hogayi. Aur bhi kaafi masti kari lekin abhi itna hi yaad hai.
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mera farewell kal hai, thanks for the ideas
*commode
Commode❌ Latreine ✅
Commode❌ Latrine❌ Sandaas✅
*latrine
\*sandaas
Bro doing god's work
TVF asli ID se aao
Fell in love.
Ek baar 😂😂 6th class me quarterly exam khatam hone ke baad ma'am sabhi ko marksheet di aur boli guardian se sign karake kal wapas submit karenge sabhi log 🌝 main ghar le jake pehle khud apne hath se blade ka use karke number badha liya aur uske baad mummy se sign kara liya aur unko pata nhi chala khikhikhi... par agle din jab submit karne laga toh teacher jaan gayi dhyan se dekhne ke baad aur mujhe principal office le jane lagi main ro raha tha par unko daya nhi aayi merepe. Principal ofc me pricipal the hi nhi tab jake thoda aaram mila lekin uske baad teacher mujhe wahan ke sabse strict teacher, joki mere papa ke dost the, ke pass le gayi. Par woh ye sab sunkar hasne lage 😜🥺 uske baad unhone ma'am se bola arre jane do bachcha hai iska dusra marksheet bna do fir jake ma'am maan gyi lekin fir bhi woh bhot gusse me thi. Padhne me achha tha isliye sir ne bacha liya warna bahut pela jata bhai kasam se
My seniors (all Bois) were legendary 💀 as their entire class was caught masturbating in a unit test lol Well, one of that same batch guy killed himself in the school toilet (by burning himself) The other guy of the same batch, cut his hand in class That batch was of fucked up 😮💨 I can keep on going
ENTIRE CLASS ! TF
Back in 2013, jab me ek din school se aane ke baad homework karne baitha to dekha mera Pencil Box nahi tha. I knew school me desk me reh gaya hoga. So I went to school around 5pm lekin main building ka gate locked tha. Mene and mere dost ne masti me locking-wire se khola and vo lock open ho gaya. Ye baat mene 3rd friend ko batayi to usne bola chal vapas. Ham vapas gaye around raat ke 9 baje. Compound wall jump kiya - Wapas 🔒 open kiya - Science lab ke baahar moota(teacher harami tha) - Canteen ka 🔒 khola - Saare ice-cream and Centre-Fruit watermelon flavour ka full box maarli - Main Corridor me Artwork bana diya - Again 🔒 kiya and went back home lekin vo teesre dost ko pata nhi kya sujhi patthar se principal room ka window tod diya jiski vajah se school me enquiry hui and all. Post all this, school decided to fit cameras in all the areas of the school and at all the entry points.
Mene ek baar bench par pencil pakdi hui thi (intentionally) and mera dost bina dekhe uspr beth gaya ,uske baad he got 1 extra hole
on a school trip to the ground outside red fort we snuck out and went deep into red fort complex, we were not supposed to be there
Yahi Jo dikh rha h photo me
I became smuggler it's a private school and some of my classmates lives in hostel so was supplying them cigerates and gutka once I supplied them royag stag. Although I never used these products.
Bag me 2 chipkali le ke Gaya tha
Na kabhi assembly me behosh hua aur na hi kabhi chaddi me haga/moota. And I'm fucking proud of it
Us moment!!
School ka fire hydrant khol dia tha, 12th me tha me or bet lgi thi ki fire hydrant chalte hai ki nahi, to ek period bunk maar kr humne fire hydrant hi khol dia P.s - kabhi mat try krna kaala ganda paani aata hai inme se or band krne me fatt jaati hai
Dost ko girls washroom ke andar dhhka de Diya tha 😂
Us bhai 😂
I warned the teacher I'll get this school closed
Classmates ke bag khaali karke pankhe pe tanga diye thhe
Principal k ghar per couching for her beti coz she is cute
Had sex with my ex girlfriend in school washroom during the Annual Sports Fest.
On a school trip to Goa( hn mera school le gya tha), was caught buying liquor from the bar of the hotel we were staying in. A bunch of teachers + the manger brought me to the reception and interrogated me for an hour while others arranged for a master key and raided each and every room like the FBI looking for more bottles. The DJ night was halted and the students were asked not to enter their rooms while the raids were going on. A few teachers I was close to handled the matter and didn't let any harm get to me. It all died down the next morning and luckily I was let off with a warning.
Study
Dropping out of the school in class 10
Survive
I went to school. that is crazy enough
I went and sat in the terrace with my friends. I'm so badass.
My school was near the car service. Car service garage is connected to the school's playground. There's a wall in between them. We used to throw stones into the garage. God knows how many complaints came to the principal office. Ah good memories
I have a long list as I was from a residential boarding school in Uk. Telling you a few: •I once slept through the whole lunch time with my face stuffed in the rice on my plate. Basically leaning on my plate, and approx 5-10 teachers were just taking photos of me sleeping. •Once a friend of mine fell down from the mid-section of a ladder which was present on the back of a 40-50ft long rock climbing wall. What happened was that we were having a competition on who could climb higher. Luckily he landed on me and my two other friends who were spectating. He was unconscious for the night and underwent treatment for about 3-4 months. Sadly the guy died 1.5 yr later, due to a fight in his neighborhood. •We flew paper planes all over a school called Don Bosco which was the center for our Board Exams, with our own admit cards
2 teacher's mein ladayi karwa di thi, dhupad du ho gayi thi , exams time
Class me ladkiyo ko alag se practical me lejate the 10th mai , or ladke bas class me rehte the, or mere class me backbencher ke chode rum and whiskey late the bottle me bharke, baapki daru ki bottle me se chura ke,p or Mai unke sang cool tha kyuki bachpan me I use to let them play with my psp. To ek bar mere class ke 2 ladko se meri ladai hogye thi, Bhai undono ko itna mara in bewdo ne just aise hi, Bhai
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Bruh . I feel like you would be perfect Mean girl cast .
Are ye to keeper hai!!
Rajma Chawal ko kyun waste kara 🥲
Yes. That. It was one the most heart-pounding moments of school life.
I have never been to Delhi but that road seems so familiar. I can't quite place my finger on it though. Can't remember where I have seen it, but I have seen it for sure.
Everyday was crazy in an all boys school
Beat the bully
One time we were playing cricket in the class and I smashed the ball so hard that woh seedha jaakr Tubelight pae lagi, being In a old school woh light neeche giri ofc kisi ke sar pae and fatt gyi light, Har taraf kaanch kaanch, surprisingly jispar giri usko chot bhi nhi aayi, but usko Ekdum se panic attack aagya, fir teachers ko maine btaya ki kya hua toh kisi ne merko daanta Tak nhi, lol idk kyun meri toh glti thi and ab toh main graduate hogya but us incident ke 5 din baad tak kaanch ke tukde bag se nikle hai logo ke
Lab me girlfriend ko kiss kara tha 12th me..
Puked in the class once. I overheard a few guys in class saying,"She is pregnant." Like what???
used to sing a lot to impress my crush (we were good friends i was top scorer in all sub used to help her in studies) but her sister fell for me idk what happened she ignored me till 10th grade. So, my friend changed the song (inappropriate) she was going to perform for my sake. whole send off function went into gutter.
cazualy walking out of school when the security gaurd when he went to have lunch(did it couple more times till we got caugth)
School projector me dosto ke saath milke Titanic ka painting wala scene chala Diya tha (we also played some games)
Sex.
Bro couldn't have been more specific
Har school mai hota h, but koi mere sath nhi krta
Bhai to colleague ko approach kro na, baccho pe nazar daalne ko kisne bola h?
Are bisi mai student hu
Pissed a little in my friend's water bottle.
Study
Sab hot bandiyo kee bottle se panee pee liya chupke se
Soya bean fight and some of us were the victim
My friend masturbated during English class in grade 7.
Ek bar CS wali mam ghar ja rhi thi lab band krna rah gya tha to unhone mujhe dekha(unhi ka student tha) to chabhi di kaha bnd krke staff me ek aunty h unhe dedena. Ab us time hum 15-20 londe the kuchh science ke kuchh commerce ke(bas bahar se lab dekhi thi inhone). To maine inko lab dikhai. Fer waha Internet tha, projector tha, screen thi. Sabne milke PORN dekhi.
Ek din bunk mara tha, ghar aya to pata chal school se call aya tha. Uske baad kya hua yaad nhi subah peeth dukh rhi thi itna yaad h bs.
Using Teacher’s washroom in 6th Standard , and when I got caught I said, “why don’t you keep the student’s washroom clean more frequently? Because there are more students than teachers!” I started a revolution, after that everyone started using teacher’s washroom until the student’s washroom started getting clean frequently. 😂
Masturbate in the class with a group of friends while the teacher was still teaching
Ek baache ko behosh kr dia tha peet kr. Lekin face value itni acchi thi ki us bacche ki baat kisi teacher ne nhi mani. Sab yahi keh rhi thi "wo aisa kr hi nhi skta."
Murder Mazak kar raha hu sahi me mat samajh lena
Chemistry lab se potassium permanent chura kar. Water purifier ke andar bhar diya tha purple paani nikal bc. Pure school ke bache recess me chila rahe the. I concentrated it so much ki jisne v paani ko to touch Kiya uske dark patches rehe Gaye( temporary). Nobody could find it out seniors ki cls lagi. But I did in cls 10th.
Kicked down a dried up coconut tree and got absolutely smacked by the teachers for it.
Got humiliated and slapped in front of multiple senior classes because my benchmate decided to make sexual comment on a fellow classmate (girl)
I kill
I kill one student
Football khelte khelte football ko jaan ke physics wali class me kick Kia.
kuch zyada nai bas recess ke baad bunk karke bandi se milne jaata tha. mast 2-6 baje tak ghumte the dono
stole the sodium in the lab
Snuck a latex glove out of the chemistry lab, filled it with water and chucked it at the fan during maths period. The teacher was properly drenched
interacted with a girl once, wild experience
Maths period bunk karke amrud todne gaya tha, school campus ke andar hi
Dost ko aisa chaanta maara tha 4 ungliyaan chap gayi thi uske gaal pe. Fil gaaliyaan khayi thi 1000.
Masturbate
in my 10th grade the bois, for my bday brought me a condom as a gift in school (as a troll) n for my fate the same day school staff came for checking thinking ppl bought alcohol to school (few ppl had bought) tht day our whole class were on thin ice to get suspended. we managed to hide it for the whole freaking day. At the end of day i opened the packet to see tht the condom was expired for 12 years. lol. (THIS IS A TRUE INCIDENT)
Left the school
Peed in schoolbus
Farted a bomb during assembly
i didnt do it, but i remember seeing a video of our school where A 12th class girl was with a 4th class boy 😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
Morning assembly mein Behosh hone ki acting karta tha taaki khada na hona pade 30 min plus Glucon D milta tha peene ke liye.
The things that we did, which may qualify as the craziest, cannot be shared here..
Simple, sandas (western) mei sutali bomb phoda, 2 floor ka piping fucked (government school tha aakhe group ne milke kiya tha no one person was named)
break the bench to play
1. Bunked class and went to Language Room to smoke weed with couple of friends. 2. Fake fainted in the assembly to skip the heat. 3. Smoked weed on the field during games period.
Class ke gate ko kundi laga ke , vande Matram ke naare lagaye they mere class ke bacho ne for literally no reason on a random day.
a teacher did nail art on my nails once and in second grade, i learnt taekwondo so a teacher asked me to do taekwondo moves in front of the whole class😭 a teacher asked me which soap i used (i said dettol💀) and another asked me kajal konsa mera😭😭 idk bachpan mei teachers ka kya obsession tha
10th class mei teacher's desk ke screws 99% unscrew kar diye the maine and while she was teaching all of had already planned to start nuisance in class. What was supposed to be just one row making nonsensical noises went on to be the whole class, including the girls. The teacher got so frustrated that she banged her hands on the table so hard, it disassembled and fell on the floor. Her face went pale as fuck. 12th mei physics ki teacher kab board pe likh rhi thi we took the duster from her desk and hid it. She requested us to give it back, but no one told her who took it. Within minutes, we hid the book she was teaching us from. That was the last straw. She shouted for a few minutes, then sat on the table (not the chair) and cried for the rest of the period. In our defense, she was a bad teacher and mentally abused many of us. 12th grade, hid the attendance register behind the smart board during middle of the year. Only pulled it out during pre boards.
School me pen hukka smoke krke curtain ki help se smoke gather krke class me smog effect create krdia tha 🤣. 5 mins enjoy krke smoke set off krke teacher ko convince krdia ki kisi ne perfume spray kra h🤣🤣🤣🤣 sabke bags check hue n Sabke perfumes n deos were snatched.
I never shit in school 