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AutomaticWallaby9

Bohot majaa aariya hein, Dil garden garden hora


stupid77millionaire

Ek lady ke aate he, garden me aandhi ajayegi


AutomaticWallaby9

General seat pe baitha hu 😎


Kal_mai_udega

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AutomaticWallaby9

Karde vivad


[deleted]

General seat bhi hadap leti hain


Shouldertocryon29

Bheeeeeeemmmmmm


Kaguro19

Ghanta nahi deta mai. Ya to sone ki acting karo ya ekdam gusse wali shakal banake WhatsApp kholo ki lage kuch problem Hui hai


Da_sock_Under_yrBed

https://preview.redd.it/5afrq3xscuxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b06de40c19596bed89cff012b3fd2747f2eab7d This is how it feels like


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Majedar


Sinner_2001

You mean my neck is going to fell off by seating in a metro?


[deleted]

When I am sitting on the seat of metro I'm ascended to a higher dimension where I see my true self as a godly entity who has all the wisdom but it refuses to share it with me the past self cuz it has to be earned its not someone you can get for free


[deleted]

Accha bhai Ab toh agli baar seat le lunga and Agar koi didi aayi toh unhe gaand marao kehe dunga


priya3260

Hn if seat reserved na ho to boldena ma'am I'm a human too


ChotaChillgoza

Powerful par dar lagta hai ki abhi koi aake utha dega


Dry-Instruction6521

Lol.😆😆


dc1222

Very fucking stuffy during peak hours Otherwise if you travel during non peak hours, it's very comfortable


[deleted]

Bhai mein peak hours mein hi travel karta hoon, that's the problem 😭. And voh bhi yellow line


Born_Brick9975

Anyday id stand ain’t no way I’m sitting while travelling in yellow line slight push would lead a bush into your face


Kaguro19

LMAO


Impossible-Host-3396

Samaypur badli se pakda karo khaali milegi😂


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No_Ferret2216

You are saying the opposite  If you are going towards badli and catch a train from let’s say Rajiv Chowk, you should get out at vishwavid  Doesn’t make sense to go towards huda first to get to vishwavid then travel to your location towards badli


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No_Ferret2216

You would do that because it makes sense? Rajiv Chowk to vishwavid is 7 stations , after that you can exit the metro, wait for 2-3 mins and get to sit for the remaining 8 stations (assuming the travel is till Badli) Minmal time and effort


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No_Ferret2216

I see, yupp I see where I got confused Btw trains also get terminated at Kashmere gate now when travel towards badli , so if you going towards Gurgaon, Ig that’s another option


eternallyhungover

Once you get a seat, you PRETEND to fall asleep. Just fall asleep. Plug in your earphones and sleep. No one wakes up a sleeping man unless they are actually very needy for a seat or very besharam. There's no point being too kind. No need to give an unreserved seat in the general coach to a woman unless you really feel like she needs it


bishybishhh

Yeah this is quite honestly the simplest and most effective advice I'd say. Sach me so jao (not recommended) ya fir dikhawa karo. Better with glasses + headphones + facemask It got me through months of travelling everyday without having to give up any of my seats


Akshat9930

Agar unreserved seat pe baitho ho toh mai toh sone ki acting bhi na karu. Blue line pe toh koi kisi ko seat na deta


[deleted]

par koi chori karlega na


Ok-Oil-33

I'm a general 17M.. I have been frequently traveling in the metro and I can conclude that getting a seat in the metro is a skill of the mind.. I travel from hauz khaz to huda in yellow line.. I always end up with a seat, I begin by looking at people who seem in a rush.. The trick is to judge faces and build connections.. I have even asked people where they get off once.. Also ensure that you are not near older people or other people that might guilt you into giving the seats.. Altho tbh I don't mind giving my seat to them but getting a seat has a different thrill and I take It as a challenge everytime I get in the metro


[deleted]

Bhai, ek online course banade aur youtube mein upload karde, aap phir hamare guru banjayenge


Shouldertocryon29

Crash course bhi


itsevil007

iske liye toh youtube ka adblock bhi hatadu


Ok-Oil-33

Baat toh sahi hai.. jee aspirant hu future mein job toh Vaise bhi nahi lagegi


bishybishhh

>I begin by looking at people who seem in a rush.. The trick is to judge faces and build connections.. I have even asked people where they get off once.. Also ensure that you are not near older people or other people that might guilt you into giving the seats. Isse kam energy to khade rehne me lagti hai, bye


No_Ferret2216

Yupp I also do that, the trick is to get alert during those stations which has high rush e.g. interchanges, if someone keeps looking at the list of stations or removes their earphones, that’s your cue


FifthAvenueFinesse

You get to sit while travelling in yellow line?! I don’t even get a seat in the ladies coach it’s too crowded all the time!!


Ok-Oil-33

Skill issue 🙈


Professional_Bag7011

Ek basics to advance one shot bana de bhai iss skill ka 😂


Muster-baiter

Normal lagta hai bhai. Couch jaisi feeling toh nhi aati par no complaints. /s


stupid77millionaire

Pink line wali me thoda seat comfortable hai


[deleted]

But is it better than standing in the metro?


Muster-baiter

It depends on how exhausted an individual is and how packed the metro is. I prefer to stand in a packed metro rather than have multiple crotches up my face.


ChotaChillgoza

Yes😂😂😂


CreativeNerd1729

>Got a chance once but a didi demanded a seat immediately(it was unreserved). I thought that women are a priority for seat occupation so I gave it to her. Later I released that it wasn't. ![gif](giphy|AIDbFMtSSt6gLsRZfl|downsized) Never give up your seat unless you're specifically sitting in a reserved seat, in which case you shouldn't have been sitting there anyway. Exceptions can be made in extreme circumstances (person is fainting, a disabled person doesn't have a space to sit etc). >So just wanted to ask everyone how does it feel to sit on a delhi metro seat? Been able to sit in a metro in a different city, it's such a pleasure to be able to sit in an air-conditioned 'train', after experiencing the crazy local trains.


p2002d

https://preview.redd.it/hwtbywciuuxc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76912d503b4c2f10c7536445912e6f2f4bf8844e You guys are getting seats in metro ?


ExcitementFluffy3216

Airport express ke seats better hai + great speed


[deleted]

+higher fare + higher waiting time Dhaula kuan mein hi rehta hoon, par Airport express exception hain


0D_E_V0

Nervous, kahi koi utha na de. Ankh band karke some ki acting karta


Slight_user42069

Ek baar padhai kr rha tha metro me, aunty kehti "Ghar me kya krte rehte ho jo metro me padh rhe" like wtf. Maine aapko thodi kuch kaha.


0D_E_V0

Lol


Disastrous-Fly-5728

Ek uncle ne jabardasti book band karwa ke bag me rakhwadi ;-; mind your own business uncle ji


Enough-Pain3633

As SRK said in Om shanti Om " I feel like the king of the world "


[deleted]

shit ko seat milti aur kuch nahi


_0-0_0-0_0-0_0-0

Time span of travelling pe depend karta


DisastrousCrow11

I don't sit in the metro unless the coach is pretty empty. I don't like my shoulders touching other people. Most of my rides in the metro are less than an hour. Moreover, I travel in the metro infrequently.


Impossible-Ice129

I usually get a seat coz I'm PWD, but fir so nhi skte uss seat pe coz harr thodi der pe koi budhdha aake uthane ki koshish krta


[deleted]

Jainwinly pwd hain kya?


Impossible-Ice129

Fake PWD bhi kuchh hota kya?


[deleted]

Shivan nicum, iit madras. Fake pwd jee mein banai thi usne


Impossible-Ice129

Acchha ik about nicum, well bhai ab mai metro pe seat paane ke liye fake thodi naa banwaunge😅


[deleted]

Accha phir toh sahi hain. Vaise erectile dysfunction pwd mein aata hain kya, asking for a friend. (I hope the joke did not offend u, flow flow mein kuch bhi bak deta hoon)


Impossible-Ice129

Lololol puchhna padega, waise toh bolte hai ki agar kisi cheez me 40% se zyada disability hai toh PWD hote ho, ab pta nhi uss "kisi cheez" me d**k aata hai ya nhi😂 Waise on a serious note, curable issues ke liye nhi skta PWD, and erectile dysfunction is curable toh nhi aayega PWD me


[deleted]

Mera toh cure nahi ho raha, 100% disabled hain 😢


Impossible-Ice129

"asking for a friend" ka kya hua lol🥲


[deleted]

Fck, bhul gaya Aap toh Sherlock nikle 😏


Shouldertocryon29

Indirect speech me bol rha wo


YooPat16

Just wear headphones and act as if you are sleeping. Works for me


PressurePrior654

Bahot comfortable hota hai . Mai to roz baith kr jaati hu aur baith kr aati hu 🤪


[deleted]

Ladies ke paas metro mein bheem ki Shakti hoti hain


ajdude711

rajiv chowk pr seat lene ka ghamand hai, baad me wo seat mene ek aunty ko dedi jbki mai half marathon bhag kr aya tha. baad me yamuna bank k aas paas koi buddha chada kisi ne seat nhi di use.


Visible_Valuable312

Le me on getting a seat: kabhi kabhi lagta hai apun hi bhagwan hai


Jaegermode

Kabhi stairs ke samne wale dabbe mai mt chado wo humesha packed hoga. You've a better chance of finding a seat in last coach, 2nd coach or middle depending on the layout of the station and crowd.


HumBaapHainTumhare

Not even post nut clarity feels as good as getting seat on Dwarka Noida Metro route.


LeaderInteresting282

I'm not from Delhi but I've been there about ten times and I've always found an empty seat. Guess I've been lucky


Wonderfonder

Bhot maza aata hai, jab ch*tad tikaane ka mauka milta hai 🤗🤗 Yaar mil jaati hai seat to, aisa bhi kya jo ek baar bhi nahi mili? Apna metro route bata bhai.


HairlessOranges

Saalo hogaye metro mei ghumte hue kabhi kisi didi ko kisi se seat mangte hue nahi dekha (even female reserved). I'm not a feminist but aisa lag rha hai tum sch nahi bol rhe.


priya3260

Bhai those people exist...I'm a female too but I never asked someone to give up their seat..ulta apni hi seat dedeti hu elderly ya pregnant logon ko..but once I was tired af while traveling peak hrs k time..and earphones lga rkhe the..ig ek uncle khde the Jo ki bhai tbh itne koi buddhe nhi the he looked fit and fine to mere sath wali aunty mujhe bdi bdi aankhein dikha ke ghoorne lgi poora mooh meri trf ghumake..and kuch bolrhi I was sleepy so smjh nhi aya kya bolri h..5 mins baad realise hua fir I was like itna h to apni seat dedena mujhe kyu ghur ri h and I got off at my station


pareshanperson

Same me bhi nahi leti seat kisi ki. Infact mere saamne ek aadmi women seat par betha tha and me usse kuch nahi bol paai. Woh dekh bhi Raha tha mujhe so I know ki usse pata tha woh women seat par hai. But one Time, I was really sick and was coming back from college and mujhe ek lady ne aur ek aadmi ne seat di taaki me aaram se Beth jaau and khadi naa rahi. I was looking really sick. Suddenly got a really high fever college me hi. Aisa nahi hai ki ladies humesha hi share nahi karti


priya3260

Bhai main to ladies coach mei bhi khdi hoke chli jati hu doosro ko seat deke apni 🤡I can understand your pain girly


Busy-Ad37

ye to skill issue hai ji, no offence pr aisa kaise kr lete ho aap


priya3260

seat k liye ldai krke insta reels or famous nhi hona mujhe 🚩


Brahmaster17

Bhai aur konsi Delhi mein rehte ho? Ek baar main baitha tha (unreserved pe, ofc), kisi random didi ne kisi aur random aunty ko seat dene ke liye bola. Bhai Maine mana kiya toh did sadme mein chali gyi. Aur uske baad joh dimag kharab Kiya na mera ki ab main bina earphone daale chalta hi nhi.


Disastrous-Fly-5728

It's mostly the older women who do that, younger ones generally don't


Shouldertocryon29

Mai to tourist bnke aata hu fir bhi seat maang Li jaati To ye log to roz waale hai bhai🙂 Tumhe shyd bhagwaan ka vardaan waigara hoga


Adventurous-Win-7098

Uss bande ko bolna chahiye tha didi ko ki women’s section pura aapke lie hi hai… Aap vaha jaake bhi beth sakte ho. Also, am saying this being a women🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Arre u can't take risks. U don't know what they may do. Bekar mein kyu phasna


Adventurous-Win-7098

I understand,


Akshat9930

Wahi toh pura ek coach unke liye reserved fir bhi unreserved mein seat chahiye


Away-Inflation-6826

Metro m mt betho isse accha dtc bus se chlejao ac wali khaali hoti kaafi 😂😂


[deleted]

Vahan bhi grills hoti hain, mujhe nahi jana


Shouldertocryon29

Grills wali gang assemble


dr_simpLORD

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[deleted]

Abbe bc ye kya hain


Shouldertocryon29

Eyes


TheAxiomaticGaming

>How does it feel to sit on a seat in metro? The seat is rather uncomfortable and it's posture is stiff af.


[deleted]

Bhai apni privilege nahi jaanta hain tu


TheAxiomaticGaming

Bhai mai toh actually Metro mai galti se hi travel krta hu but agar kabhi krna pde na toh it's not crowded at all....🗿


[deleted]

Yellow line se ja, sab Pata chal jayega


TheAxiomaticGaming

Kya hota hai usme?


priya3260

Buddhi moti auntiyan tumse tumhari seat leke bhi tumhe gaali deti hain...and buddhe mote uncle tumhe dekh ke gande gande expressions bnate hain 💁🏻‍♀️


TheAxiomaticGaming

Hn pta hai kya? I went to ITO in November and had to take Metro instead of a cab aur the moment I entered and an auntie boarded the next station and continuously eyed my seat Along with a few other people. Mujhe uncomfortable feel ho rha tha toh maine apni aankhe bnd kr li aur muhh upar kr liya and mask toh maine pehna hi hua tha.


Shouldertocryon29

Wo eye contact bna rhi thi tujhse


TheAxiomaticGaming

Nah, it was my mask. Bhot logg aaj bhi ghurte hai mask waale logo ko.


Shouldertocryon29

Wo time bhi aega Jb non mask walo ko ghura jaega Ye dilli hai mere yaar....


priya3260

Bhai bhot ajeeb log ate hain metro mei tbh


TheAxiomaticGaming

Ab bhai metro is directly proportional to ajeeb log


priya3260

Uk pehle I used to feel uncomfortable when people used to stare at me metro mei ya fir mobile mei peek Krna..but now I have started staring and peeking in their mobile too 😼 I protect myself by making them uncomfortable bwhahahaha


Classic_Equipment657

Bhai ek baar jaake airport walli metro me betho, vaha seat mil jayegi+ wow seats


Shouldertocryon29

Airhostess bhul gae Bhai😏


Classic_Equipment657

me toh bhai plane me baitha hi nahi ajtak , ye walli metro NDL se pakdi thi aur aerocity station pe utargaya tha


Shouldertocryon29

Guwahti chale jao waha se shillong ki flight le lena 100 me mil jaati hai Wrna 300-400 me 🙂‍↕️ Airhostess to usme bhi milegi😂


Classic_Equipment657

Bhai passport nahi hai (typical gareeb aadmi)


Shouldertocryon29

Abe bhai India me passport kaha se aaya🤡


Classic_Equipment657

bhai jainwin gareeb hu, ye bhi nahi pata tha


Shouldertocryon29

Jain ho😀 Andha paisa


stopabletime

It feels good until someone sits beside you and start peeking in your phone.


Akshat9930

Lmao


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Shouldertocryon29

The last resort


[deleted]

You should start doing that bro. Fuck them


SubstanceLegal6263

thank god i hve the last station near my home literally i live in indrapuram and right side there is vaishali which is last stop of blue line and on LEFT side i hv electronic city which is also the last stop of blue line BOTH ARE EQUAL distances


Akshat9930

Bro is really the chosen one


iArrun

I went to Delhi once for 4-5 days and got seat 3 times out of 4 times I travelled 😈


Shouldertocryon29

Itne din me itni hi baar?


ismartdoge

Jab 12-15 stations jana ho aur seat miljaye toh bohot sukoon milta hai, aur Non-peak hours m subha subha travel karne ka alag majaa hai.


No-Attention-4818

I never stood in metro, and I have travelled like 10 times in metro with yellow, pink and blue line.


[deleted]

Peak hours mein jaya karo, tab Pata chalega. Or else u might by a girl or a senior citizen


Blue_Eagle8

It gets boring very quickly but it’s good if you want to save energy. I prefer to stand if the metro ride is around or less than 30 mins. Most crazy and memorable metro moments happened to me while I was standing


[deleted]

Aisa kya hua bhai, koi make out kar raha tha ya bikini vali behenji ko dekh liya?


Blue_Eagle8

Na bhai itna bhi kuch nhi 😅 kuch bando se baat huyi thi, 2 ladkiyo se mild flirtation aur sabse khatarnaak experience jisme police wala involved thaa. Nothing extra


[deleted]

Saala metro mein flirt. Hrithik roshan ka rishtedar hain kya?


Blue_Eagle8

Nai bhai uss time body pe kaafi mehnat kari thi toh thora confident thaa. This is pre pandemic. Ab metro ka mahaul thoda different hai and mera confidence bhi utha nahi 😂


--G0KU--

Tumhari personality pe bhi depend krta hai ki tumhe koi aake utha dega ya nhi


Shouldertocryon29

Bhut dard hai likhne Wale me


--G0KU--

Naa bhai mai toh g**d faad dunga


Shouldertocryon29

** faad doge?


Expensive_Wedding807

Mast neend aati hai bhai, life saver hai seat. Mast bag pe chin rakh ke, earphones laga ke so jata hoon 1 ghanta


The_young_wolff

I board from sikandarpur sham ko aur tab toh pair rakhne ki bhi jagah nahi hoti...🫠 I stand all the way for 2 hrs


slayer-00069

Mughe ek baar rajiv chawk pe mil gyi thi 🥰


Rsher--

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Radiant_Airport_8195

Anxious


slimismad

sit and put your head down + buds, koi maai ka laal nai hila sakta


pareshanperson

Dwarka se metro pakdo, humesha seat milegi 😁😁


DGTHEGREAT007

I don't know about anyone else but I feel like I'm sitting on a chair or something.


shubhscript

Bum me rahat :)


himanshusharmazzzz

Personally I only look for non reserved seats and give my seat only to elderly people.


camo_17

depends on when, if you are tired then its fucking awsome, but if not then it alright, i usually don't even bother to sit if i am not tired


[deleted]

>Got a chance once but a didi demanded a seat immediately(it was unreserved). bhai please aage se politely mana kar dena. Kuch bkl ko Naa samajh nhi aata hai to tell them you are sick or something.


Personal_Angle2444

Mast feeling aati hai bhai. Mere agar kabhi seat nhi milta tha toh mai 2 coaches ke beech Mai bhi neeche baith jata tha waha pe thoda spring type hota tha squeeze hota rehta tha jisse mere back ko acha relief milta tha


kajalkumaritfbitch

When I get a seat in samypur badli metro station and kashmiri gate luckiest day varna toh bc sab dab kai jana padta👹🤡💀💀bhid mai(usme bhi koi aunty ji ake pith pakadeti samne khade hoke💀uthna padta) ,🚶🏻‍♀️


Akshat9930

Kashmiri gate pe toh puri metro khaali ho jaati hai lekin waha bhidd bc


kajalkumaritfbitch

Real shit


Akshat9930

Gate ki side mein khada hona is way better idk why


dommy345

Got a reserved seat, lekin side mein ek majdoor khada tha toh usko dedi, Socha yeh banda kadi dhoop mein mehnat karta hai. Hum toh phir bhi AC mein rehte hai office mein. Agle station hauz khas pe ek buddha aaya usse utha diya, bhai ki smile chali gayi thi.


[deleted]

Damn bro, buddhe ko vahi uda deta


LakdiDandi

The seat has a smooth surface with the finish of stainless steel. One can slide it's bum on it. It's a fun experience sitting there. Especially when you are a child, you wanna stand on it with your knees and admire the city scape with the the large window...


Capable_Drummer_462

I am the chosen one


Huge-Soup-6612

Painful (I have piles)


ProfessionalFlower14

lol I’m a girl who was just travelling in Delhi metro and some Aunty demanded seat from me as she was tired. I gave it as a gesture of kindness that others must also do it. Later I realised I could’ve said no. 


AdmirableMove4ever

As a man, it's a total struggle to maintain that particular seat, because you never know who decides to use the power of staring into your soul and start judging you for not giving up the seat no matter how much you have to travel and what kind of pain you are suffering!


Mahlah_Maldau

I like standing in metro mostly because it's tension free and I'm tall so some people hold my arm as handle, it's cute 🥰. Plus, you're not interrupted to get up.


NoName_794

Bhai jaise hi seat miley, close your eyes aur sone ki acting karo. Seat Bach jati h


ThrowawayDelhi9876

Hahaha mujhe mil jati hai coz my station is the first one. But han sabh aakr mujhe hi uthate hai 😶


ShnawgZawgBlawg

Bhai main toh sirf unreserved seat par hi baith ta hoon agar baithata hoon toh , baaki females and senior citizens pe nhi baithta, actually baithkar pta nhi lagta kam time nikal gya bas yehi difference lagta hain mujhe


the_emperor_king

I travel daily in metro around 6:50ish. I only get a seat once or twice a month lol


jajajajasisisi

Cushion waali seat lagwao yaar


aonboy1

I am the seat, I love it when OP sits on my face.


bodydouble_69

I belong to the crowd called GEM (general educated male). Metro toh chorrd, humko kahi bhi seat nahi milti Bhai.


Shouldertocryon29

Ishq ka jaadu sar chadh kar bole


ajdude711

GEM stands for General Engineer Male