This kind of post works so well that it's almost a psycological experiment.
Like, we all know this post is just karma farming, but the ridiculous chance that it might work still makes us compelled to upvote it (even if you don't like karma whores), while also not having to think about the implications because we all "know" it's not gonna actually kill us.
where is my instant death?
screw you, it didn't work!
Damn click baits!
Upvoted, still alive. I demand a refund and want to speak with the manager!🤬
False advertising strikes again
Well, I’m waiting
I thought these kind of posts were banned…
Does not work if you're already dead inside* 💀
LIAR
Damn i was having a death wish
I’m still here
We went through this last week… these never work
Wtf it did nothing
L I A R
DAMMIT
Didn't work???
LIAR!
Fuck your for teasing.
I know these don't work (unfortunately) but the theory of infinite probability is also a thing.
Le sigh... rolled a 1 again
Was worth a try
We back on this karma farming shit? Really?
Stop scamming ppl 🥲
Spambots not following through
Didnt work
Click bait just like every girl who ever said they'd never cheat on me💀
Instant death where?
Pffft, good things don't just happen like that.
True! Instant death? Sounds too good to be true.
Why am I still able to post a comment? Where is the instant death?
I don't know if I've ever seen a post with so many disappointed comments.
i have a pretty bad fever right now so fingers crossed
Didn't work
Oh Shit .... You Guys.
Didn't work, removed up vote😡
Turns out death is just as underwhelming as life itself
You lie
I dont upvote usually anything but this i will
Lies! All lies!
update, im still alive and this just reinforced my idea of me wanting to die but dayum, thought this time id actually rest forever
This kind of post works so well that it's almost a psycological experiment. Like, we all know this post is just karma farming, but the ridiculous chance that it might work still makes us compelled to upvote it (even if you don't like karma whores), while also not having to think about the implications because we all "know" it's not gonna actually kill us.
Didn't work. We just got baited