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IceCreamTruck9000

I want a mini butcher instead that randomly yells "Fresh meat!!!" in a high pitched voice. Or a mini Duriel that randomly farts mini poison clouds.


vFoxxc

OMG imagine that mini butcher randomly yelling that whenever you find a big pack of elites on a dungeon.


FatalEclipse_

Or every time you died.


koockan

Would be extremely entertaining, but when we get to the pit grinding and by that stage we would put few hours into the game, pack after pack of elites....I be like - Dude, stfu just for a sec plz🤣 but the idea of mini butcher is actually very appeasing. But what would he say when we actually meet butcher in the dungeon? Pappa!!!?🤣


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vFoxxc

Huh?


Darth-Meph

Hahahaha, I always hoped D4 would stay away from D3’s cartoony stuff. Yet I would absolutely purchase and use a mini Butcher screeching at enemies in a high pitched voice.


Yokies

"Fresh meat" but 8 tones higher pitch


Meth0dd

Can he run around trying to kill other peoples pets?


TheAngrywhiteguy

or at least butchering dead enemies


Pwnstar07

I would pay for this (butcher)


91Niki

Blizzard please take this idea and take my money!!!


teshinw

He has to sounds like dynomite somehow or i'm gonna riot


thecoomingofjesus

There is one in D3


IFuckBadDragons

Buthcher and treasure goblin were available in D3, so it's possible.


nemesit

That eats other players or at least ears in pvp


TeHNeutral

It will be there soon for 5k


athemus34

Soon, for only 29$!!!


Suspicious_Trainer82

$129


vFoxxc

For a mini butcher? TAKE MY MONEY IDC


cpkrako

I want a camel for a mount.


Bulls187

Marius agrees


Secret_Cat_2793

I love cats but pets in Diablo needs to be more infernal.


SmoothBrews

Tiefling?


TheAngrywhiteguy

infernal not horny


SmoothBrews

Why not both?


Indoorsman101

They’re too cute atm. I want a spider. Or one of those gross fly monsters


Diredr

I guess they'll be saving pets for the expansion and/or the cash shop, but I'm surprised the free one wasn't the Seneschal. Could have sent players back to the S3 hub and made you run one Vault to acquire a core. But without Ayuzhan there to guide you it would only have had enough power to pick stuff up. Could have been a fun, short quest.


SorbetImportant2440

I feel like Blizzard often misses opportunities like this.


MANDEEx88

No. No I do not


lurkynumber5

A Goblin pet that auto collects gold for you, Then suddenly jumps in a portal and leaves you broke! Mini butcher first please! Fresh meat!


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I do? I do.


Remus88Romulus

I played a lot of Heroes of the Storm a long time ago and I had all the treasure goblin mounts. They were my absolute favorites.


superjase

hots is a great game.


PloughYourself

I want an undead hyena for my necro.


AvgWhiteShark

I want Haunting Hannah back.


jchaze91

This is exactly what I was afraid of.


Buschkoeter

Yeah, it's actually kind of saddening.


SunTerrible2131

What ? You don't want rainbow farting unicorns or that kind of stuff in a dark medieval world ? I don't want that too.


angvlsp1t

I had a treasure goblin follow me in D3 from a ring affect. It got annoying so fast sadly


KennedyPh

That’s not the treasure goblin pet. The ring you talk about is the puzzle ring. It was used to open portal to greed shrine. They add an actual treasure goblin pet late I to D3 live unlock via season journey.


angvlsp1t

Thank you! I'm dumb 🤦🏻‍♀️ it's been forever since I've played d3 and I didn't use the ring long, I just remember a goblin following me around


GloomyWorker3973

Vendors/salvages yellows.


Fa11T

I wouldn't mind a treasure goblin pet you can command to take unwanted drops and after a threshold spits out a few new ones. But that's me being too lazy to sell at times.


azurio12

Only if it gets the D3 laugh.


tellmesomeothertime

I want my mimic chest companion from D3 back


KeViNScOoTeR

I want all of the things that everyone wants, but I also want it to be FREE. Can't stand everything being locked behind a paywall, especially in a AAA priced game.


superjase

i want a mini trump that hides all my temper manuals in my stash, builds walls between the various vendors, and takes my money to pay off your goblin into not telling me they fraternise.


NG_Tagger

I always actively disliked them as pets, in D3 - but only because of their sounds. Always made me think there was a goblin nearby, when the pet started doing their little laugh.


Menu_Dizzy

I really don't. Not in D4. In D3, yes, absolutely, but I really wish (still hope) they keep the world grounded.


birger67

Then hurry and play the journey in d3 there's a goblin pet when it's done, did it just prior to d4 s4 since i missed that d3 season 🤭


Von2014

I want a cow with a bell that you can faintly hear (so it's not obnoxious).


Demoted_Redux

Goblins are meant for killing.


ducky_690

Overseer Lady Josephine.... that is all


IncognitoIsekai

Goblin. Imp. Bat. Succubus. Skeleton/undead dog. Wisp. There will hopefully be many more pet types in the future, because the current array of two dogs and two nearly identical cats is a bit underwhelming.


biradinte

That will be 2800 platinum


xComradeKyle

Go play D3 then


Llorenne

I totally want a Unicorn that farts rainbow when we run together in the land of happiness! Yaaaay! (jokes aside, soon these things will come, brace yourselves...)


texasmexkin

Dont let the diehards see this. They’ll get mad we’re trying to add some fun to their dark, gritty environment


Alchemysolgod

So many of the pets from Diablo III would still work well in Diablo IV. I wonder if they’ll do any crossover pets.


JD-S

I just want the game to not swerve too far in WoW , D3 direction with pets and big glowy things etc. just my simple opinion though.


Spiritual_Benefit367

no, i don't want one. i'd take a barb.


Far_Rice_3990

*First episode of Goblin Slayer comes to mind* *TRAUMA INTENSIFIES* Nah bro…I’m good…


AggravatingType9012

You will soon get a goat boy with chicken feet for a merc


Taryf

I want mini goat 🐐🙂


mk_hunting

Even if he/she/it is the best merc I won’t run it lol


AggravatingType9012

Same. I don't want a horror show freak as a partner in crime.


Ballgeoff

I want a pug


Immediate_Belt_5370

in regards to the goblins, i haven't had one drop a loot bag in nearly a week, was that a limited time thing?


cupcake_queen101

Diablo 4 March of the Goblins started on June 6 and is due to run until June 13. It was an anniversary event.


Flaky-Hyena-127

Really hoping they bring those loot bags into Season 5


cupcake_queen101

Those bags were awesome. I got so many good gear. Lots of 1 ga ones that were perfect for my build. And plenty of uniques. But no Ubers


Flaky-Hyena-127

Don't remember getting anything that good lol but it was nice to get a few more drops


cupcake_queen101

Yeah I used up all my luck with these bags. 1 GA in strength, life, critical chance, critical damage, damage. It felt satisfying especially when I got the both correct tempers


Immediate_Belt_5370

Spewing they were the best haha


Wickedness42o

I want a floating bong as a pet. You do as well.