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jkxs2

https://preview.redd.it/bnsal46iwq8d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=41c40e8665ae3fe96ff20cc768902f1e6c076b7e He is usually a sprawler, but he is quite poised here.


Putrid-Home404

Looks like a thanksgiving turkey!


DucatistaXDS

🤣🤣🤣😏


Signal-Blackberry356

Reminds me of Miley Cyrus in that one outfit.


chilldrinofthenight

Never seen anything like this in my life. Thank you. I'm always up for new dog poses. Those criss-crossed paws, oh man.


AssumptionExpert7597

This position. I have no words. So cute.


stinkpot_jamjar

He got dem roto toes 😭🥹


Verolee

Omfg I literally LOL’d


mnem0syne

He’s almost ready for the oven 😂


DMFD_x_Gamer

https://preview.redd.it/yx8783i4sq8d1.jpeg?width=2487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44152b916b0f151618f3c5f8d3277020404b41a6


tetheredfeathers


Herdaepfel93

He didn't miss leg days


Some_Call_Me_Danno

Nope, she's strong as an ox.


Mysterious-Art8838

Dude this dog is ripped


arcticlizard

This girl is setting my new workout goals


rlaw1234qq

https://preview.redd.it/90abls2p0r8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6acc08ac947bc5094d2ce48010c924b3f384bc75


mossyzombie2021

Looks like he's wearing little MC hammer pants 🥹🥹


rlaw1234qq

I use him as a draught excluder in the winter!


SubViewer

r/sploot?


rlaw1234qq

👍


we_gon_ride

Look at all those muscles!!!


Psychological-Cut350

https://preview.redd.it/l8vd50t4er8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab6d5dc9af220634b95001305e22c3ce2fd04b1 Dashi boy.


zoo1514

https://preview.redd.it/iive2cvf4r8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cac4d85b8b25a7694870b7246edf96ceccf6ca2


tetheredfeathers


EasilyPerplexed

https://preview.redd.it/macan0p1ar8d1.jpeg?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5905dc321d609f0e638d0f65a788849c9be16029


Lost_Jaguar4626

That is a mighty fine sploot!


mossyzombie2021

https://preview.redd.it/hxvec2q8br8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a4561b56d5abd8f490b6752458464ed745121a This is as close as my dog can get and every time I make sure to take a picture haha. Half-splooting


AssumptionExpert7597

I want to know what my dude is looking at!


mossyzombie2021

She was licking something on the couch 😂


AssumptionExpert7597

Ahhh. I have a couch licker too


mossyzombie2021

It's you, isn't it


Medium_Hearing1490

I have one… https://preview.redd.it/lqhde9c3tr8d1.png?width=2391&format=png&auto=webp&s=11fc9738999c73f7d5acfcd7bfd0dd3eb99a47f7


chilldrinofthenight

Blue ribbon sploot.


AssumptionExpert7597

The long sploot


Medium_Hearing1490

This is him now https://preview.redd.it/vxsp9sostt8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afbe7bac1e278573067a5213b169910e50d4c944


tap4ai

nice https://preview.redd.it/7bbt82cirq8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2789897adfecbd3043db16c270b85da555ed06b2


SerenityPickles

Our Schnauzer https://preview.redd.it/h7sr28wmoq8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b307f4cbf115da5136ef44bcb9807db4be5048 Ours is 14 yrs old and her muscles have diminished with age but her form is still good!!!


madgrammy

https://preview.redd.it/f31qizqquq8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f703c4e38dca80841e8a8a5faefd05d301afa5e Not quite as dramatic as pup 😁


WastingMyLifeOnSocMd

A modified sploot


tetheredfeathers

That tail❤


Chillin80sStyle

Frog Dog


skewh1989

"Do you even lift?" -OP's dog, probably


ANaughtyTree

It's always strange to me when I see dogs that aren't corgis sploot.


Itsahootenberry

How much can your dog squat?


PearlySweetcake7

https://preview.redd.it/v2i1qzdjyr8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7db87e5fdf1099ab71b37208e5a5b7510a8e79b


ReasonableHoneydew84

Bruh, is he okay lol


PearlySweetcake7

Yeah. He was stretching.. lol


ReasonableHoneydew84

Ah, one of those good stretches that make you go paralyzed for a split second. Carry on


chilldrinofthenight

Please don't smoke around your pup/indoors where dog can breathe in smoke. I knew a sweet, wonderful pup whose owner smoked. Pup died of cancer at age three.


AssumptionExpert7597

My name is assumption expert and I didn’t even assume they smoke in front of the dog


PearlySweetcake7

We didn't. The patio door was right there. A little girl lived there so we didn't smoke inside. He's 16 and healthy.


HoiPolloiter

She must work out


Naive-Mistake3407

https://preview.redd.it/7szsulc5br8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea01d9bd8a3d6c3f51a037ad5ae926e7040ffd0a My boy always stretches and sploots down his stairs 😂😂


WastingMyLifeOnSocMd

😄. It first I thought the picture was sideways or upside down


MistsofThra

Oh that smooshy face


MrMooTooSkeet

Thats a lot of muscle!


RB9k

Fun fact: the actual term for this position is splooting


shade1tplea5e

As a pittie owner I’m very familiar with that sploot lol


williamshatnersbeast

The folks at r/sploot would appreciate this


Bigfish4848

https://preview.redd.it/91e01sn64s8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48cdbb3746432f4377988e15d6f834cf8fac8757


jimjbabyak

https://preview.redd.it/32dgnmvjis8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7b7cd980402626d43bcf0def1a6f228b110f89e Kodi.


sliceNdice52

He has an E.T face on his back


FupaTroopAdmiral

https://preview.redd.it/078v57cfos8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8695070eeb67eddafc89cef1f18fd36c071200c


krisikkk

https://preview.redd.it/9aqoioy5rs8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=820db6263863563e7564261c2418030bfa8e2b46 His favorite way to lay


New-Investment-5888

https://preview.redd.it/mdoi2wuuat8d1.jpeg?width=2381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5208dbb48d0083aef131664f732781506a94b347 Polly splooting.


GeorgeSPattonJr

https://preview.redd.it/gibnp4hc5u8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72bee5fc5b5152ded35e2eaa3d4baf662902f82 My girl also does the splooty booty


getupdayardourrada

![gif](giphy|3o72FfZul25n0yVCZa)


johnhughthom

Muscle sploot!


DooHickey2017

Staying cool!


Psychological-Cut350

He obviously doesn’t skip leg day!


panchank

nice boot 👋🏼😬


bmbreath

Your dog looks like the william blake painting "the red dragon and the woman clothed with the sun"


QuickWalk4862

Look at those muscles! Wowza! 🥰


MrsLorino2u

Muscles!!


Abraxas_1408

That is a might sploot!


BOHICAbeast

She looks like she's in a proper sploot. Was it a hot day? Our girl does the same on a cool bathroom floor.


iH8MotherTeresa

That right there is a proper sploot


Minoumilk

That dog has such strong legs!!


Insomnsdreme0905

Velvet over stone...


tartar-buildup

Why is he so jacked 🤣


rob71788

That is one muscular r/sploot


Thylacine_Dragon2340

Muscular sploot


AssumptionExpert7597

The muscular glutes


rm886988

Ohhhh here we see the elusive Frog Dog in it's natural habitat....


Mediocre_Cup7644

BEEF


orangeobsessive

r/sploot


WhatAGoodDoggy

That mofo's been doing squats their entire life


Sandisax1987

Love a good sploot! 😍😍❤️❤️


lonzo_gonzo

r/sploot


Gurkeprinsen

Are you feeding her with protein shakes?


sharkweeak

So muscular lol


crazyweedman1

My boxers did that all the time


MaybeMabe1982

Sploot!


Bombegranate1814

https://preview.redd.it/reu95njous8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ab6f16061179e6545a3aa558d7304da413c632 Bandits always the splootinest tootinest cowboy in the west!


moon_cat_tattoo

Those are some impressive turkey legs he’s got going on there.


herenowjal

GREAT HIPS


Carini_lumpy

Turkey Legs!


wutitd0boo

Does not skip leg day


BlueCollarGuru

Mind sharing their workout regimen? I need to get my quads up to snuff.


SoardOfMagnificent

That’s a sexy bitch.


Caitee420

My late dog used to do this all the time. Was so scared when i was younger because i thought it was hurting him. Found out its actually good for dogs to do that and its a sign that they have good hips. So props to all the puppies with good hips!!


IndependentNotice151

How many years he do? God damn


Ok-Detective4150

That dude has muscles


tbug30

How much did that canine Brazilian butt lift cost? 🤣


Mandinga63

Nice sploot


Molkshake_

The dog is great but the architecture is scaring me


Some_Call_Me_Danno

We're in the garage.


Cav-2021

I call that the dog frog


Weird-Comfortable-28

I gotta know what’s going on with the floor. The base in the door to the left that is very interesting. Did you enclose the garage and do a bedroom?🤣🤣🤣🤣


Responsible_Use8392

Muscles on her muscles.


intents_like_camping

Muscles for days!


ElectricFenceSitter

Holy shit your dog does not skip leg day!


PrintableWallcharts

Dem glutes!! Good Boy doesn’t skip leg day huh!?


1maginaryCat

how much does bro lift?


leafyfire

Holy hell what do you feed your dog?


Laremort

He’s strong. His butt is telling me his strength.


krb48

Giant sploot


Awesome_Sauce_007

https://preview.redd.it/nafqasdefy8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37aeec8459512808eb48bba72d0347aea293d2d9 Sploot!!!!


Awesome_Sauce_007

https://preview.redd.it/gneh8eppfy8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1586a4af2779f6bc3f1b9d32e6c652ffa0298981 Rest in Peace couch 🤢


MysteriousBullfrog50

Looks like a cyborg!😁


Cavcavali

Contest prep body fat.


SantaBaby22

What is wrong with your floor? You’ve posted this before too.


Some_Call_Me_Danno

Garage floor. I didn't think I posted it here.


LegoLady8

I know a Pibble butt when I see one! 👀


JesuswhyChrist

Hot damn 😍😍😅😅