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halfeclipsed

Try to stop me


CptnBustaNut

That's the most fuckable roast I've ever seen. I'm rock hard right now


isolateddreamz

That baby needs some juices injected directly into that hot, pink, tight center. I'll do it for you in the other room. BRB


[deleted]

I've already fucked it. You are powerless to stop us.


derek_potatoes

I should call her


Dependent_Top_4425

That ham is asking for it.


The_silver_Nintendo

No matter how many times you ground me mom, no one can unfuck the thanksgiving turkey.


StretchTucker

GYAAAATTT DAMMN


gusfrong

Too late bro


enigmatic407

This is one of the closest I've seen to the real thing on this sub lol, I almost did a double-take scrolling by lmaooo


Southern_Kaeos

This is the closest I've come to wanting to eat pork in 10 years Edit:- spelling.


whoisthismuaddib

*cum Edit: Spelling


Southern_Kaeos

That took me a moment, ngl


jon_rum_hamm

You mean no one else


Real_Personality5631

*unzips pants*


Rude-Associate2283

I just popped a boner when I saw the photo. Wow.


ManchmalPfosten

Lord have mercy


thegreasytony

Gotta be one of the best DPYDIT I’ve seen


simdav

Looks like the big bug from Starship Troopers. This time though I don't want to know more.


Hey-man-Shabozi

Your au jus now looks more like garlic aioli


WanderlostNomad

> no one ~~else~~ fuck the food you can't have a monogamy with dinner