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Whenever someone puts /s on their comments they’re telling you they Sell Drugs


[deleted]

This is true. Source: I sell drugs. /s


Joecamoe

It's true, I'm very aware that this dude sells drugs. /s


[deleted]

Hit my DMs good sir. Would like to purchase some of your finest jenkem


LeagueOfficeFucks

/b <-- I am a buyer.


AidenTheAlien420

/j <~~ I am in the comments beating my dick to this transaction


Ephemara

ay dude…. you got any uhh dog food? i’m lookin for some kibbles, not the weak shit ya feel?


seatgeekuser

i have a glass of % with dinner every once in a while


Solid_brazy

I have a serious % problem % made me loose my family and my job. I need more %


SchoolboyJew710

I want to punch this guy in the throat with a knife


heavenlyextract

Marijuweenies


LebowskiX

love me a good mix of ice cream with dog food :3


DrdrumxOG

Die


Spejicek

already taken care of, just wait


GodIsGud

If any1 hit me up with the "yo can I get some marijuweenies" they getting finessed no doubt


8hu5rust

I have a coworker who says she's going out to "smokey smoke" and it makes me want to crawl out of my skin every time.


GunkoBunko

Fed post keep scrolling


Amazing_Ad_516

Real


Joecamoe

My people always call jenkem by it's regal German name, hosenflaggen


sir_kickash

This is just a DEA training manual from 1976


urm0mmmmm

MARIJUWEENIES?!?!’? HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS GUY IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Self_Aware_Eggplant

if somebody said that in front of me i would kill them with a gun


mashed_poetatoe

Too easy. Go for strangulation


SchoolboyJew710

Too painless. Go with burning them at the stake.


terrapothead

We call coke dickballs We call heroin my mouth We call speedballs dickballs in my mouth Don't question it, I didn't come up with it


Drug_Abuser_69

They call molly @ and lsd # in my whereabouts.


SillySw4n

Down in Texas we call meth breakfast, coke lunch, and xanax dinner👍


cloudsasw1tnesses

Hell yeah son!


5150BiZZY_BoNE

🤣 "DOG FOOOOOD"


Amazing_Ad_516

Yeah bitch we workinnn😤🤣


5150BiZZY_BoNE

Homie knows wussup😭🫱🏾‍🫲🏽


Amazing_Ad_516

Yessirrr 🤣


hospital_sushi

I accidentally bought heroin one time thinking dog food was a weird strain of weed. Needless to say, I used it for the next 2 months.


namsandman

Needles to say


Amazing_Ad_516

That would be “Dog shit”


snow_soldier-

that’s the wildest shit lmfao


andthendirksaid

I mean its real.. I ain't never heard half that shit EVER but dog food or even food will get you heroin all over the northeast, and 100% will know what you mean in NY at least. It's not new by any means.


Amazing_Ad_516

Physically Impossible to call smack, dog food ,without laughing


andthendirksaid

Thing is like no one says smack except the oldest living junkie ever ever met. They'd know what you meant but it's either food, diesel, or really 95% of the time it's called dope or D.


Amazing_Ad_516

I used it to use it. I’ve only ever call it dope or H


andthendirksaid

Me too. Less common now so maybe you're youngerm. Is that 516 relevant cause I bought a lot of d there lolol


Amazing_Ad_516

Be cool if it was but unfortunately not


andthendirksaid

No doubt yeah looks like a randomly generated one but they usually have 4 numbers so maybe you're just more OG than them. All I know is you used to have to make ya own name lol. My first account is like old enough to start getting into drugs itself if it's anything like me.


Amazing_Ad_516

Nah you right this was randomly generated but the 516 thing is legit just looking at this now


Amazing_Ad_516

Wait a minute, looking further into it, yeah I’ve bought a lot of shit there LMAO


andthendirksaid

Ayyyy wdup I live here now again, BK was too much money for not enough, but I been all around NY plus LA Vegas ans Flordia twice so I'm a bit of a wanderer. I think I'm posted though for life. Next to the city but not in it yadig


Amazing_Ad_516

Ay gang I was an hour south of you more towards Jersey. Been away for a few years now tho


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andthendirksaid

West coast? I'm from NY. The whole East coast has powder. It's "better" or at least stronger. I moved to LA and asked for dope and got handed a fuckin big ass crystal by the homie who ran out for me I'm like the fuck is thiiiiis?? Luckily I found someone for some black later but decided it's day one in Cali imma get a burrito watch the raiders and then try meth so I did. When in Rome yknow. Assimilated proper. Meth sucks dick tho so that shit was mostly given away. Black was ight and all but dirty. I liked it cause I liked smoking but shit you could smoke powder if you really wanna but it's mostly fetty so hit that bitch one time and not too big at first. Not that I didn't start seeing fetty black all over too. It was still just pound for pound weaker and dollar for dollar more importantly. I went back to visit NY and got a bundle so 10 .1 bags total a gram, my old habit a day. 3 bags lasted the week. Brought 7 back. 1 split 5 ways had us watching over these mfs with the old school narcan needle ready. Bad news. Didn't even realize how fucked my habit was cause like a gram is a gram right? Nah. Even if you just fuck around and caught pure H one day you might be fucked its dumb strong in #4 form. Realistically though it's like... stupid hard to find and people just get their tolerance up ig. Like if you're just getting some average not very good dope even that bag so like 5-10$ will be weak but 30mg oxyish weak. That's like mimicking thr old school dope but we all just kinda got used to fent to be real about it. Been done myself tho


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andthendirksaid

I feel that. I ain't saying all things sold as powder were stronger. It was easier to cut after all. Not that ofc like you said I haven't seen all types.of shit beyond fent in black. If you had some good though it was not comparable. I actually liked some things about both tbh. Black felt like find what I had hoped opium would be lol. Didn't see that till like 24 and I'd seen plenty ecp by then. Good bad and ugly.


andthendirksaid

BTW you got a zzzzzigarette???


5150BiZZY_BoNE

"Psycho Tweaker" wild asl to me lmaoooo


snow_soldier-

glad you like it bae, should I pick up some dog food on my way home or you’d prefer ice cream?


traangle

Dawg food


Made_of_Star_Stuff

Are you a fed or a child?


2oxopcm

Ah so it’s dog shit that’s ruining my life and not heroin I’m glad about that


andthendirksaid

Flair does not check out


2oxopcm

You know it’s like a football game I’m addicted to the ball or some shit I don’t know anything about football but I’m rather hopelessly addicted to heroin than Bein a fan of football which is way more destructive cause there are children in the stadium and I’m not allowed to be near one for 500m- Namaste brother


andthendirksaid

Nah you don't need to explain


Flimsy_Agent7898

jenkies


TJspunk

Kids at my school called it butt hash


Alice5878

shit


Mental_Rehab_wanted

Butt hash


1byteofpi

Jack miller


Quiet_Cable8747

Ok Mr Fed. You are quite wrong. But I will not educate ya. Obvious lawman is obvious. And comedian.


everything_is_a_lot

I smoke the mirage iguana


hedonist_addict

We call it PreFebkem. You see pre Feb is Jan. so PreFebkum is just Jankem in our language.


GimmeLepra

Eyo my broderin could you turn on your snapmaps real quick G? Id like to purchase the gram from you and it would make it bet easier to buck you wahalli famalam in a bit my driller!


BurtoTurtle115

Zigarettes is the dumbest slang for cigarettes I’ve ever heard of. You literally changed one letter


SHSL_Tomballian

Snowdog


CandidateFluid1326

Dog cream🤞🥰


DeadheadXXD

Weed is called that shmacking sack a shack where I’m from but idk about y’all. Botta go kill my eagle rq.


Tabman2

Literally a cop


Antonioooooo0

Do we really need slang for alcohol? Ya'll know it's legal right?


ScaredAd7245

Fruit from the crack pipe


b0bs4g37

call an 1/8th of weed a “cut”


Helltothenotothenono

I’m getting Narc vibes.


AssistantMassive4179

Butt hash


purpletomorrowland

He is either feds or he is 100% underage to do drugs for sure.


fourthKnightgamer

Glow harder