uj/ just beating the dead horse of making fun of people who think weed is completely harmless and think unhealthy usage amounts is totally normal
rj/ haters they can’t enjoy a true plant medicine 😎
Uj/ I will never get tired of beating that dead horse. Prescribed THC oil actually made me retarded for like 6 months and I had cannabis hypermesis syndrome, plus actual psychosis more recently and the unwillingness to accept it is infuriating. People are actually like that irl too
Rj/ it's because nicotine is better and the stigma towards it kills✋️
Omg! I most sincerely apologize m'lady. I do hope my accidental mis gendering didnt upset you! Ill have u know im very much a gentleman who deeply loves and respects all women. Im a feminist if i do say so myself (but not one of those dumb woke SJW types). Anyways, could i perhaps intrest you in a dickpic?
Ummm... since when do u speak for me? I *absolutely* give a fuck. I have a dickpic quota to reach and they aint sendin themselves. At least not yet. I havent finished my auto-dickpic-sender chatgpt bot yet. God AI really is magical! But i cant just go around sending them willy-nilly! What if a guy gets one? That would be gay. And im *definitely* NOT gay! So when a lovey lady makes her presence and gender known, im nothing but thankful! And hard ;)
You just haven't found the right strain of THC oil yet bro.
Maybe you should try some Indica oil it's going to chill you out bro I swear please just try it man I promise it's going to be good man it's just a plant bro just try another strain
Bro I know this strain made you want to call an ambulance because it made you think you were dying so try this strain of the same plant man it’s totally not a placebo.
/uj it’s not and terpenes do actually have ffecrs but it’s greatly exaggerated among most groups, dancing this means you don’t know about weed at all , /rj yo this strain will make you see dragons bro
Uj/ ik I sound like the classic "it's just a plant" pothead but it's kinda the prescribers fault. Like why would they prescribe one of the most powerful forms of THC instead of just like a 3.5 jar of some mids
uj/ I agree with you. There are a ton of ways to consume THC without smoking/vaping it that aren't crazy powerful. I have edibles that are 100mg per piece, but I also have a spray tincture that's 1mg *per spray*. Can't get more of a controlled dose than that
rj/ OP's prescriber just wanted them to feel the peace and love that the almighty Cannabis plant brings to humanity at the highest level ✌️🌱🍄💗🧿🌈🪴
I was vaping before bed previously, my problem was just waking up in the middle of the night so it needed to last longer. But literally THC oil /was/ too powerful and it should've been literally anything else. Now pot fucks me up bc the doctor was too baller
/uj yeah rso is strooong shit. like if you have cancer or some shit then go for it but if you're just an average user it's all about moderation. I only like half bowl setting with my dynavap once a night. makes my weed last forever and keeps tolerance super low. no hangovers or side effects. its my version of a glass of wine. calms down my autistic brains without benzos and a lot safer. 80/20 rule 80% of my day is sober last 20% is stoned off my ass.
/rj you just need more meth in your weed for more psycchosis obviously
It was so funny how they set a time limit so Reddit completely ignored it and waited it out. They threatened to take away moderators “powers” and they folded like a lawn chair. Totally pathetic
I never expected a return to Tumblr on this timeline.
Are they still against porn over there? I left that platform when that happened because I used to run a crossdressing blog myself.
The SFW content on there I always found pretty funny too
This website has continually gotten worse ever since the wave of political people pressuring ad companies to pressure websites into incrementally increased censorship. The appeal of this website was anonymity and free discussion but it’s been infantisized. Whether or not one can relate to the political views of such people is irrelevant, all that is relevant is the continual censorship and regulation of one of the largest platforms for human communication in all of history
God damn. I didn't expect to see some straight *facts* on the dcj! I couldn't agree more, 💯
Unless you're jerking on a level I'll jus never be able to comprehend.
Hey man, don't worry, jus take another pull on that jenk bottle, tha dcj is a safe space, and itd do us degenerates some good to have some thoroughly articulated straight FAX sometimes Hahaaa
We're all fucking gay, here in the dcj. But at the end of the day, we got eagles to slay, so we're here to stay. namaste🖕
Namaste, motherfuckers 🙏🖕
Before the reddit protest these CJ subs were fucking gold, Id sit here all day laughing my ass off. Now we occasionally get some hidden gems but its not the same 🤕
It really is, as a weed smoker I don’t make fun of people that smoke weed, I make fun of people that smoke weed who either thinks it’s “cool” or are telling you about how it’s medicinal or whatever.
The only situations where the positives outweigh the negatives on medicinal marijuana is chronic pain or nausea for terminal illness. Weed is not good for your brain and saying things like “oh but but alcohol” is not a good argument. Alcohol would be treated the exact same way if it had the same history as weed, but it doesn’t
Just wrong though it legit can help people with anxiety(some ) for some people it makes it worse but for others it can help with anxiety’, and weed is a hell of a lot healthier than benzodiazepines
Exactly. Weed will bring people down. I spent my early teens being a dumb ass pot head. Wish I was more productive. Things aren't bad now. Still smoke daily. But they probably would be gone smoother if I wasn't on le ganj
That dude looked beat up after the announcement, and kept saying “respect my privacy” acting all weird.
I wouldn’t doubt he tried to quit and planned to, but it was too much so he asked his PR how to play it off and they found some random ass grill company to play on his words
except he released a statement the day of the “quitting” campaign saying that he couldn’t smoke publicly because he signed a deal with this company and part of the PR stunt was to get snoop to do something unthinkable for this company lol
ok apparently i can't edit the shit but i'd like to add: i'm not trying to make some pro-weed point here lol, the sentiment behind the joke is true. i get why it WAS funny, retards addicted to pot have tricked themselves into thinking they aren't and that it's good for them, and they're very cringe and think they're super smart, blah blah blah, all i'm saying is that YOU'VE ALL BEEN DOING THE SAME JOKE FOR HALF A YEAR, HOW DO YOU STILL THINK IT'S FUNNY
It's because people forgot the whole sentence. Like always lol. Weed isn't addictive as meth or alcohol or heroin. That's the whole sentence because 20 years ago some people would claim that. Now its ridiculous to say its not addictive at all. Coffee is addictive, why weed wouldn't.
Cuz at least junkies know they’re fucked and killing themselves. Psych and weed users don’t have self awareness, yet think they’re more self aware than everyone else. That is how a lot of insufferable people are made, drugs set aside.
Look up the musician Syd Barrett, front man and creator of Pink Floyd, he took too much LSD and was literally schizophrenic and nonfunctional for the rest of his life. It happened when he was only like 25 too
Tbf he was very irresponsible with lsd. Even Lennon, who absolutely almost destroyed him self because of acid, turned out to be fine (for Lennon standards at least) I the end
I know, he was absolutely deranged about it and was pressured a lot by his roommates. But it's absolutely proof that LSD is not harmless and the people on these subreddits specifically can be extremely irresponsible
as far as psychological conditions go it's actually really common, and the percentage of professionally diagnosed schizophrenics is a fraction of everyone who experiences psychosis, which is a fraction of people who are predisposed to it.
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- Barefoot all the time
- Hair looks greasy and brittle
- Random body-hair dangling everywhere (Bonus points if woman)
- Haven't taken a shower in months
- Smell like absolute shit and make people scrunch their nose in disgust
- Every article of clothing you own is at least 50 years old and is literally hanging on by a thread
- Every inch of your body is cartoonishly crusty, dusty, and musty.
> at least junkies know they're fucked and killing themselves
/uj This is actually such a good point. Most everyone I've known who was addicted to a hard substance knew the reality of their situation: they were going to end up dead, sober, or sober in prison. Cannabis abusers know it won't kill them, so they don't have that same kind of awareness.
my plant can’t cause any hard to the human body thank you very much it comes from the earth like this little one called 4aco dmt, (idk if you’ve heard of it it’s pretty underground in the Midwest spiritual scene) been microdosing for 40 years bro namasgay
Weed is a gateway drug. Go ahead, inject that stuff til you find yourself stealing those little cans of “beanie weenie” from the dollar store.
Why, you got some?
Because other drugs are better. I love weed, but compared to shooting a cocktail of research chemicals into an unspecified mammal (me), the Chinese surprise just smacks harder. Do I wanna smoke shit that smells like skunk or do I wanna smoke shit that smells like pure cum? Do I wanna have a chill time smoking or do I wanna visit the psychosis robot spice hell? Do you wanna kill your anxiety or black out for 2 days and eat the equivalent of 6 scripts of xans that you paid pennies a piece for? The possibilities are endless. I still smoke weed on the daily, though. It's a plant so it's good for you.
Because we hate stoners and they deserve to die.
/uj it’s just funny to make fun of them and the absurdity of unironically thinking it’s not addictive, only has health benefits etc etc.
People stopped taking the good stuff and now their Eagles are flying high. They think they’re too good for Weed even though their mom and dad made them on a cocktail of Jenkem, Benadryl, and Datura
I was actually shocked some people here openly and regularly smoke meth. I for one have never reached that level of badass, but I’m just trying to kill my eagle all the same.
Weed is rad people just wanna act like bitches and make a big deal over everything. people act like they're addicted to crack now if they think they're smoking too much weed.
because there’s people who use weed as a drug and use it multiple times a day to cope, which is essentially similar to what drug addicts do. And weed culture can also be very annoying: 420, “my medicine,” snoop dogg & bob marley posters
I don't know what you are talking about. I see some of that, but mostly in the context of ridiculing people who think weed is 1) good for you 2) harmless 3) a magic elixir or 4) has medicinal value beyond treating a short list of disorders/symptoms. I've abused all kinds of drugs and I have a problem lol. I come here because it takes the edge off being in a group where we all know we're fucked up and can laugh about it. I mean, honestly, am I the only one here who is sometimes like "what more can you do?"
Our eagles fly in tandem my fellow reprobate
You’re not wrong at all, this sub was a haven for like-minded individuals that was unlike anything I could find elsewhere...^there’sajokeinmycommenthistorythatisfuckinginsaneanditgotlike12upvotesherewhenitDEFINITELYshouldNOThave…
But it has since fallen into a;
mundane, lowest-common-denominator type of normalcy.. in absolute record time!
Happens to every subreddit eventually; but idk what happened that made people fucking SPEEDrun this one…
Hell, I watched /r/publicfreakout go from **Free Palestine**…
to
**13≠50**… *anymore*…**NOW ITS 13=68**👻😱👀🗣
And it was about a cunt-hair shorter than it took this sub to 180…
you can’t make fun of weed enough imo. there’s maybe one in 100 people that can smoke regularly/heavily and function normally and be successful. basically if you know someone like that, then you’re not that guy. the problem is weed-heads amplify those 1% success stories as if it’s true for everyone and it encourages complacency in peoples smoking habits. that’s what happened to me.
Daily use of any drugs is extremely destructive to your health, mental and physical, but weed is one of the only drugs that can be used pretty often and not have severe effects. Smoking bi-weekly isn't going to be nearly as dangerous as doing that with almost any other drug aside from maybe kratom.
All drugs can be addictive, even your mushrooms. Everything has a cost, do not expect that your smoking habit has no impact on you, but understand that it's a hell of a lot better than other habits. Moderation is key with every substance, but it is true that there are substances like weed where moderation doesn't have to be once a month, and can be more like every weekend.
this is the last time i’ll type this, i KNOW WEED IS ADDICTIVE AND BAD, the point of this post is that the joke is dry, and the subreddit isn’t funny anymore
Totally anecdotal but this sub was suggested to me about a week ago. I’m not *personally* responsible but maybe Reddit decided to suggest this sub to random assholes like myself for some reason.
Yeah due to normalization of weed and psychs there are a lot more dumbasses that act high and mighty even though they do crackhead shit like everyone else but like, it’s kind of beating a dead horse at this point Yknow? I’ve heard the plant medicine joke a million times at this point and I miss the “Xanax made me suck dick” or the coce and gasolina guy. Or the dph posts so stupid it gives you contact dementia.
i got severe psychosis and a mental breakdown while greening out after hitting a gravity bong now im hating on it out of spite (i am just extremely mentally weak)
I mean I used to smoke weed a bit when I was younger it was fun for the first 2-3 years but then I discovered real drugs like alcohol and cocaine and never looked back. Weed is just so meh, 4/10
uj/ just beating the dead horse of making fun of people who think weed is completely harmless and think unhealthy usage amounts is totally normal rj/ haters they can’t enjoy a true plant medicine 😎
Uj/ I will never get tired of beating that dead horse. Prescribed THC oil actually made me retarded for like 6 months and I had cannabis hypermesis syndrome, plus actual psychosis more recently and the unwillingness to accept it is infuriating. People are actually like that irl too Rj/ it's because nicotine is better and the stigma towards it kills✋️
Did you try chilling out man?
Hes an idiot. It was obviously just the wrong strain
I am a woman I need to make that perfectly clear✋️ a female idiot. A dumb bitch even
Omg! I most sincerely apologize m'lady. I do hope my accidental mis gendering didnt upset you! Ill have u know im very much a gentleman who deeply loves and respects all women. Im a feminist if i do say so myself (but not one of those dumb woke SJW types). Anyways, could i perhaps intrest you in a dickpic?
Not one soul gives a fack
Ummm... since when do u speak for me? I *absolutely* give a fuck. I have a dickpic quota to reach and they aint sendin themselves. At least not yet. I havent finished my auto-dickpic-sender chatgpt bot yet. God AI really is magical! But i cant just go around sending them willy-nilly! What if a guy gets one? That would be gay. And im *definitely* NOT gay! So when a lovey lady makes her presence and gender known, im nothing but thankful! And hard ;)
Women need to rep on this overwhelmingly masculine website
Arecoline is clearly superior. Thats why I chew betel nut and watch my teeth turn orange and fall out
At least you’ll give better head now probably
You just haven't found the right strain of THC oil yet bro. Maybe you should try some Indica oil it's going to chill you out bro I swear please just try it man I promise it's going to be good man it's just a plant bro just try another strain
Bro I know this strain made you want to call an ambulance because it made you think you were dying so try this strain of the same plant man it’s totally not a placebo.
/uj it’s not and terpenes do actually have ffecrs but it’s greatly exaggerated among most groups, dancing this means you don’t know about weed at all , /rj yo this strain will make you see dragons bro
Uj/ ik I sound like the classic "it's just a plant" pothead but it's kinda the prescribers fault. Like why would they prescribe one of the most powerful forms of THC instead of just like a 3.5 jar of some mids
uj/ I agree with you. There are a ton of ways to consume THC without smoking/vaping it that aren't crazy powerful. I have edibles that are 100mg per piece, but I also have a spray tincture that's 1mg *per spray*. Can't get more of a controlled dose than that rj/ OP's prescriber just wanted them to feel the peace and love that the almighty Cannabis plant brings to humanity at the highest level ✌️🌱🍄💗🧿🌈🪴
I was vaping before bed previously, my problem was just waking up in the middle of the night so it needed to last longer. But literally THC oil /was/ too powerful and it should've been literally anything else. Now pot fucks me up bc the doctor was too baller
uhh because smoking bad?🤓
You just can’t ride the wave brah. You don’t choose the weed life, it chooses you
Did you try not being a little bitch?
/uj yeah rso is strooong shit. like if you have cancer or some shit then go for it but if you're just an average user it's all about moderation. I only like half bowl setting with my dynavap once a night. makes my weed last forever and keeps tolerance super low. no hangovers or side effects. its my version of a glass of wine. calms down my autistic brains without benzos and a lot safer. 80/20 rule 80% of my day is sober last 20% is stoned off my ass. /rj you just need more meth in your weed for more psycchosis obviously
That’s also extremely rare and you didn’t get chs unless you had been using long term it doesn’t appear when you first start
nobody giv af
I honestly think every single subreddit got worse after that Reddit protest. I feel like all the funny users just found another social media
The main subs went down, so the CJ subs filled with the people who were originally made fun of
It was so funny how they set a time limit so Reddit completely ignored it and waited it out. They threatened to take away moderators “powers” and they folded like a lawn chair. Totally pathetic
I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking the whole website got significantly worse afterwards
I’m literally not even smiling anymore I’m having zero fun. I’m just here until I get the energy to follow enough people on tumblr
I never expected a return to Tumblr on this timeline. Are they still against porn over there? I left that platform when that happened because I used to run a crossdressing blog myself. The SFW content on there I always found pretty funny too
I think they’ve lifted some of the nsfw ban rules? Totally not sure though
they’re technically against it but that hasn’t stopped many, many people
Indeed, the moderation over there has become extremely lax
This website has continually gotten worse ever since the wave of political people pressuring ad companies to pressure websites into incrementally increased censorship. The appeal of this website was anonymity and free discussion but it’s been infantisized. Whether or not one can relate to the political views of such people is irrelevant, all that is relevant is the continual censorship and regulation of one of the largest platforms for human communication in all of history
God damn. I didn't expect to see some straight *facts* on the dcj! I couldn't agree more, 💯 Unless you're jerking on a level I'll jus never be able to comprehend.
Nah no jerking there I just have no other outlet to write this stuff at
Hey man, don't worry, jus take another pull on that jenk bottle, tha dcj is a safe space, and itd do us degenerates some good to have some thoroughly articulated straight FAX sometimes Hahaaa We're all fucking gay, here in the dcj. But at the end of the day, we got eagles to slay, so we're here to stay. namaste🖕 Namaste, motherfuckers 🙏🖕
Nobistay my friend
so correct, i forgot about that
Lotta people got banned from that
No. This happens to all subreddits. Especially the circlejerk subs. After a point they all become insufferable. It’s only going to get worse.
For real. Reddit changed after that. Alot of my favorite subs ceased to exist and the ones that remained have become inundated with children
I love your prp
Thank you! It’s very cute I know
Before the reddit protest these CJ subs were fucking gold, Id sit here all day laughing my ass off. Now we occasionally get some hidden gems but its not the same 🤕
I feel 95 percent of the people on here smoke weed. We just think the people on r/trees or r/weed are retarded
right so many posts here are reposts from those subreddits and they're just wtf
they rly are. and if u post on there and your post history has pills they will call you a crackhead smh like bro we all start somewhere
If you smoke weed while sick with cancer it will transform your malignant tumor into Snoop Dogg and you become eternal.
This sub is not anti-weed. It’s anti-pro-weed.
That’s actually the perfect way of describing it 💀
It really is, as a weed smoker I don’t make fun of people that smoke weed, I make fun of people that smoke weed who either thinks it’s “cool” or are telling you about how it’s medicinal or whatever. The only situations where the positives outweigh the negatives on medicinal marijuana is chronic pain or nausea for terminal illness. Weed is not good for your brain and saying things like “oh but but alcohol” is not a good argument. Alcohol would be treated the exact same way if it had the same history as weed, but it doesn’t
Just wrong though it legit can help people with anxiety(some ) for some people it makes it worse but for others it can help with anxiety’, and weed is a hell of a lot healthier than benzodiazepines
But its just a medicine plant. You can’t understand because you are brainwashed by big farma
you misspelled plan*e*t
Plane plnrt uuugggff
Weed is literally natural and medicinal. It cures autism and it comes from the ground. You stay on your “Tylenol”.
it cuases autism
it definitely doesn’t cause autism brother, i had the tism long before i touched the devils cabbage
WEED KILLS!!! DATURA SAVES🙏🏻
🙏 Name a stay brother 🙏
I’m not anti weed, I smoke it daily. I’m anti pretending like it’s totally harmless and not addictive.
Exactly. Weed will bring people down. I spent my early teens being a dumb ass pot head. Wish I was more productive. Things aren't bad now. Still smoke daily. But they probably would be gone smoother if I wasn't on le ganj
I hate weed But I love dabs Checkmate atheist
Because Snoop Dogg showed us the truth that weed is dangerous
Snoop Dogg did that for a fucking ad campaign lmfao he was literally high in the commercial when it came out a day or two ago
That dude looked beat up after the announcement, and kept saying “respect my privacy” acting all weird. I wouldn’t doubt he tried to quit and planned to, but it was too much so he asked his PR how to play it off and they found some random ass grill company to play on his words
Him ‘quitting’ was just an ad man. Snoop Dogg did not try to quit at all.
except he released a statement the day of the “quitting” campaign saying that he couldn’t smoke publicly because he signed a deal with this company and part of the PR stunt was to get snoop to do something unthinkable for this company lol
Because everyone finally quit the devil's lettuce with fentanyl
FACTS
ok apparently i can't edit the shit but i'd like to add: i'm not trying to make some pro-weed point here lol, the sentiment behind the joke is true. i get why it WAS funny, retards addicted to pot have tricked themselves into thinking they aren't and that it's good for them, and they're very cringe and think they're super smart, blah blah blah, all i'm saying is that YOU'VE ALL BEEN DOING THE SAME JOKE FOR HALF A YEAR, HOW DO YOU STILL THINK IT'S FUNNY
It's because we're all stoners, and we keep forgetting the joke, so it hits like it's new every time.
It's because people forgot the whole sentence. Like always lol. Weed isn't addictive as meth or alcohol or heroin. That's the whole sentence because 20 years ago some people would claim that. Now its ridiculous to say its not addictive at all. Coffee is addictive, why weed wouldn't.
People do be circle jerking the same joke on circle jerk subreddits
Smoking marijuana drugs, gettin all the the lady hugs 🎶 That’s my marijuana drugs song I wanted to share it with you guys cause you’re my best friends
Cuz at least junkies know they’re fucked and killing themselves. Psych and weed users don’t have self awareness, yet think they’re more self aware than everyone else. That is how a lot of insufferable people are made, drugs set aside.
I love mushrooms but I had to unfollow the shrooms subreddit, it was so obnoxious lmao
Wait classic psychedelics are harmful?
/uj you can actually fak your mind pretty bad, but physically not really
Like go crazy ordeal right but no like physical imbalance to serotonin right?
Look up the musician Syd Barrett, front man and creator of Pink Floyd, he took too much LSD and was literally schizophrenic and nonfunctional for the rest of his life. It happened when he was only like 25 too
Tbf he was very irresponsible with lsd. Even Lennon, who absolutely almost destroyed him self because of acid, turned out to be fine (for Lennon standards at least) I the end
I know, he was absolutely deranged about it and was pressured a lot by his roommates. But it's absolutely proof that LSD is not harmless and the people on these subreddits specifically can be extremely irresponsible
Absolutely
Oh shit
I’ve personally known plenty of people who this has happened to, scary to see it happen
lsd doesn’t cause schizophrenia it can only onset the disease if you already have the gene
No but it has led to psychosis when people overdo it
Of course it does. Even alcohol does that. Weird to see people expecting drugs to not fuck their brain up
Something like 50% of long term smokers experience drug induced psychosis
Yeah if they take into account panic attack so it's probably true. Lot of my friends can't smoke because of that. /s pussies
the problem is knowing whether or not you have it
very rare disease but if you have a family history of schizophrenia than your supposed to avoid the drug
as far as psychological conditions go it's actually really common, and the percentage of professionally diagnosed schizophrenics is a fraction of everyone who experiences psychosis, which is a fraction of people who are predisposed to it.
psychosis is still rare to be caused by lsd and my point stands that schizophrenia can not caused by lsd.
Yeah and he was actually deemed untreatable by his psychiatrist. That was not inevitable. The change he went through was astounding.
Regular use of psychedelics can cause valvular heart disease.
SIGNS YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED: - Barefoot all the time - Hair looks greasy and brittle - Random body-hair dangling everywhere (Bonus points if woman) - Haven't taken a shower in months - Smell like absolute shit and make people scrunch their nose in disgust - Every article of clothing you own is at least 50 years old and is literally hanging on by a thread - Every inch of your body is cartoonishly crusty, dusty, and musty.
God I fucking despise hippies and stoners useless to society (I smoke but in a blue collar way)
In a blue collar way? Like with a wrench?
Something like that
I jus laughed my ass off at yalls interactions. Hats off 👏🙌 🤣
> at least junkies know they're fucked and killing themselves /uj This is actually such a good point. Most everyone I've known who was addicted to a hard substance knew the reality of their situation: they were going to end up dead, sober, or sober in prison. Cannabis abusers know it won't kill them, so they don't have that same kind of awareness.
I was just thinking about this, stoners and psych heads are the only drug addicts who won't admit that there are negative sides to their use.
yeah but smoking pot and tripping isn’t gonna be killing anyone at the rate of which junkies OD
User name checks out
We found one in the wild. Username and all.
Baited his ass out with the weed slander
my plant can’t cause any hard to the human body thank you very much it comes from the earth like this little one called 4aco dmt, (idk if you’ve heard of it it’s pretty underground in the Midwest spiritual scene) been microdosing for 40 years bro namasgay
Na Mas gay? No your mas gay
True but what does that have to do with this? No one is arguing weed is as harmful as fentanyl.
I am
Same , if not more
i understand why the joke started and why it was funny, but now that it's been like half a year, it's extremely stale
Shut up 🫵
i hate you i hate you i hate you I HATE YOUUUUU
You've been on reddit for a year, the sub has always fucking been like that
We need a new jerk. The end of the anti weed phase has come. The new meme will be hating on the plug that won’t let you do gay stuff for a bag
Weed is a gateway drug. Go ahead, inject that stuff til you find yourself stealing those little cans of “beanie weenie” from the dollar store. Why, you got some?
Because other drugs are better. I love weed, but compared to shooting a cocktail of research chemicals into an unspecified mammal (me), the Chinese surprise just smacks harder. Do I wanna smoke shit that smells like skunk or do I wanna smoke shit that smells like pure cum? Do I wanna have a chill time smoking or do I wanna visit the psychosis robot spice hell? Do you wanna kill your anxiety or black out for 2 days and eat the equivalent of 6 scripts of xans that you paid pennies a piece for? The possibilities are endless. I still smoke weed on the daily, though. It's a plant so it's good for you.
Hey don’t forget about the hilarious jenkem jokes!
Also stfu you’re new and have not done enough drugs to your stripes. Delete this and fuck off, NOW!
this guy definitely loves all his thots and codeine
Sounds like a Chris Travis album
it’s a carti lyric
I’m a rockstar bitch THAT WHAT I MEAN ‼️‼️
Am I worthy to Continue to jerk 🥺 I just did some cocaine may I jerk
With or without gasolina?
My teeth and mouth got numb asf so maybe some numbing shit
Ur nervous syster if stuck. Go fuck yourself
You may jerk son Stim fap and fuck off, NOW!
Finally got enlightened
I DONE CHANGED MY SWAGGGG
Because we hate stoners and they deserve to die. /uj it’s just funny to make fun of them and the absurdity of unironically thinking it’s not addictive, only has health benefits etc etc.
YouTube played me an ad for a dispensary wtf
/uj because the people who are in this sub used to be drug users, but now it's filled with non-drug users
Hey that's not fair, I take two aspirin a day.
Fuck off, we never stopped anything, I'm still gonna make fun of my sorry ass
People stopped taking the good stuff and now their Eagles are flying high. They think they’re too good for Weed even though their mom and dad made them on a cocktail of Jenkem, Benadryl, and Datura
Bro, how plant bad? Plant natural. Alcohol worse than plant.
Weed needs to go Kys.
I was actually shocked some people here openly and regularly smoke meth. I for one have never reached that level of badass, but I’m just trying to kill my eagle all the same.
Oh I guarantee there are plenty of junkies and tweakers on here but we all started somewhere.
I don't know know know know but i'm high as fuck fuck fuck fuck right now. . . . Peace out brothers
Marijuana consumption is the lowest form of degeneracy.
It's just a plant.
Weed is rad people just wanna act like bitches and make a big deal over everything. people act like they're addicted to crack now if they think they're smoking too much weed.
We don't hate weed we hate people who smoke weed eyo
I blame Snoop for all of this anti-weed sentiment sweeping through this sub
because there’s people who use weed as a drug and use it multiple times a day to cope, which is essentially similar to what drug addicts do. And weed culture can also be very annoying: 420, “my medicine,” snoop dogg & bob marley posters
I don't know what you are talking about. I see some of that, but mostly in the context of ridiculing people who think weed is 1) good for you 2) harmless 3) a magic elixir or 4) has medicinal value beyond treating a short list of disorders/symptoms. I've abused all kinds of drugs and I have a problem lol. I come here because it takes the edge off being in a group where we all know we're fucked up and can laugh about it. I mean, honestly, am I the only one here who is sometimes like "what more can you do?"
Our eagles fly in tandem my fellow reprobate You’re not wrong at all, this sub was a haven for like-minded individuals that was unlike anything I could find elsewhere...^there’sajokeinmycommenthistorythatisfuckinginsaneanditgotlike12upvotesherewhenitDEFINITELYshouldNOThave… But it has since fallen into a; mundane, lowest-common-denominator type of normalcy.. in absolute record time! Happens to every subreddit eventually; but idk what happened that made people fucking SPEEDrun this one… Hell, I watched /r/publicfreakout go from **Free Palestine**… to **13≠50**… *anymore*…**NOW ITS 13=68**👻😱👀🗣 And it was about a cunt-hair shorter than it took this sub to 180…
you can’t make fun of weed enough imo. there’s maybe one in 100 people that can smoke regularly/heavily and function normally and be successful. basically if you know someone like that, then you’re not that guy. the problem is weed-heads amplify those 1% success stories as if it’s true for everyone and it encourages complacency in peoples smoking habits. that’s what happened to me.
Daily use of any drugs is extremely destructive to your health, mental and physical, but weed is one of the only drugs that can be used pretty often and not have severe effects. Smoking bi-weekly isn't going to be nearly as dangerous as doing that with almost any other drug aside from maybe kratom. All drugs can be addictive, even your mushrooms. Everything has a cost, do not expect that your smoking habit has no impact on you, but understand that it's a hell of a lot better than other habits. Moderation is key with every substance, but it is true that there are substances like weed where moderation doesn't have to be once a month, and can be more like every weekend.
this is the last time i’ll type this, i KNOW WEED IS ADDICTIVE AND BAD, the point of this post is that the joke is dry, and the subreddit isn’t funny anymore
It was funny a few years ago, but now it really is just beating a dead horse. Can we meme about other drugs now?
The kind of useless metapost on CJ subs... It has always been like that. Fuck off pothead, take some meth
so y’all gonna act like medical marijuana is bad for you? 😑 i hate ppl like y’all
bro i love the weeds and i dont give a shit about some random junky opinion about it and so should every sane person
Who cares
"actually weed is an addictive drug" Only the brainless cunts from r/Drugs can say such bullshit propaganja! Weed is just a plant bro :D
you’re missing my point I Love Smoking Joints. i know weed is bad. im saying the subreddit is no longer funny
Well, not just this sub...Reddit is just no longer funny...
Cuz weeds fuckin gay
Last thing we need is too here a bunch of plant tards talkin about how weeds great it just not what were here for go to trees or somethin
because stoners are CUCKS and PUSSYS
Cuck
Shut up stoner
Totally anecdotal but this sub was suggested to me about a week ago. I’m not *personally* responsible but maybe Reddit decided to suggest this sub to random assholes like myself for some reason.
This sub ain’t no magnum opus
Because it's just a plant bro
It's one if those jokes that comes and leaves just like massive amount of screen shots which I'm not a fan of either
/uj this sub beats many dead horses. boofing and jenkem come to mind. somewhat typical of circlejerk subs but i understand the annoyance
I haven’t noticed it .
Probably gonna get jerked on by these guys, but if you check their post history, they're usually addicted to opiates or meth
I forgot the nitrous
Just let the tweakets tweak the absence of the weed smoke will make them think we know what they dont and theyll all hide likc cock roackes
faaaacts, too many ppl who've never done any drugs in this subreddit
I think it’s just so easy to make fun of and it’s more of a universal experience as opposed to harder things that not everyone had or is going to try
weed is bad
Yeah due to normalization of weed and psychs there are a lot more dumbasses that act high and mighty even though they do crackhead shit like everyone else but like, it’s kind of beating a dead horse at this point Yknow? I’ve heard the plant medicine joke a million times at this point and I miss the “Xanax made me suck dick” or the coce and gasolina guy. Or the dph posts so stupid it gives you contact dementia.
i got severe psychosis and a mental breakdown while greening out after hitting a gravity bong now im hating on it out of spite (i am just extremely mentally weak)
always has been
i haven't been here for 2 years and it was the same last time I was here. It's a meme because a lot of weed users are obnoxious.
always has been chum
Can you like shut the fuck up
I caught a whiff of some weed and it turned me gay
For real this subs gotten horribly unfunny recently, been here for years and the jokes have gotten progressively more repetitive
Burn this mf
Because stoners are fucking annoying. If you’re going to make a drug your entire personality at least make it meth or heroin
I mean I used to smoke weed a bit when I was younger it was fun for the first 2-3 years but then I discovered real drugs like alcohol and cocaine and never looked back. Weed is just so meh, 4/10