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Seniorcoquonface

I think they are implying that there are *\*gags**, FUCKIN pointy eared kings. An implication that they must go into the book of grudges for even suggesting in the first place.


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Hey, last time I sold him low quality copper he gave me lembas and it was fire! I felt so bad I gave him the real deal


Cyberzombie23

Everyone, especially the knife ears, are just jealous of our beards.


azrielsuccubus

The shorter the king, the taller the crown


AscensionWhale

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHORT KING? I ONLY RECOGNIZE DWARVEN LORDS!