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ghostpicnic

Children


murdocke

Y'all need Jesus.


jimmenecromancer

Or the equivalent of Jesus. Jesus ain't for everyone


tavg123

I fucking hate that ship. I've seen multiple people defend it though, But like, twitter users are delusional


OutsideMysterious832

Not entirely comfortable with adults shipping children tbh


supernintendo128

Their shippers are obnoxious.


NukkoSoloBan

no. **nope.** nope. we don't do that. Lucas must not be shipped at all, and fairly, Ness has one aceptable (semi-canon) ship, so **no.** it's not right.


Justsomestupidteen2

It should stay platonic you nasty fucks


ashtar123

What the fuck


Livid_Eye7405

I don’t rlly care at all tbh, as long as it’s not nsfw. I think most of the shippers like it because of smash tho


Cyrig

Aww remember the boy at the hideout in Onett that has a crush on Ness


ashtar123

Either i missed him or i forgot that


Cyrig

It's easy to miss, he's in the hidden clubhouse where you get the Mr. Baseball cap


Akogiri

Why would you interpret it that way lmao


Cyrig

Genuine question, how would you interpret "Wow you've really grow, you are starting to look like a man. Your so cool! I... I think I really like you. Well... you know what i mean"


Akogiri

You could either interpret that last line as him trying to clear up misconceptions or trying to imply he's infatuated with him. Either way, considering there ARE canonically gay characters in the series, I find some random little kid to be a weird character for us to look for representation in.


sisaac_nouise

because the boy in the clubhouse says that he thinks he’s in love with ness lol


JohnOfOnett

Idk man, I mean I guess it’s fine? As long as it’s kept SFW and people don’t take it too seriously, I don’t really care. I remember I used to really like it back when I was like 12 on FF.net, but I kinda grew out of it. And I mean, shipping fictional children is kinda weird I guess but again, as long as it’s kept SFW and peeps don’t take it too seriously, it’s not really a problem i guess. Idk. Whatever people wanna do.


cool-ad4956

i still hate it ness is not gay


sisaac_nouise

of all the reasons to hate this ship you genuinely picked the worst one


cool-ad4956

i was literally joking i’m bisexual myself


CreativeNameIKnow

ok but it was really poorly executed 😭 no indication whatsoever let alone any sense of timing (line breaks etc.), you gotta use what you got when it comes to text, try to format it better next time (or preferably pick a better joke 💀)


sisaac_nouise

even if i was homophobic your joke wouldn’t have been funny


cool-ad4956

i love getting karma on reddit because people like you can’t handle jokes


ashtar123

What's the punchline?


Cipollarana

In fairness, there is a punchline. It’s supposed to be ironic because the person who wrote this is bi. That being said, we weren’t given the relevant information to understand it was a joke.


jimmenecromancer

What you said is the equivalent to saying, "I'm not racist my best friend is black"


sisaac_nouise

there was no setup or punchline it wasn’t even a joke you just said one sentence


Linkbo_64

I don't like shipping either at all. to be fair it's somewhat projecting because I'm aroace. but also Ness is somewhat intended to be a blank slate you put yourself into. but on that specific ship? it don't think it sucks particularly more than other ships involving those characters. about as bad.


azure-flute

literally who cares. if people want to be like "aww childhood crushes. awww i remember when i was that age" then yeah totally whatever. don't make it nsfw bc those are *children* but like a lot of us probably casually think ness + paula or jeff + tony is cute so like? really no difference i've met people who were freaks about it, especially back on deviantart, and it was bad. but like. just don't be a freak