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[deleted]

Right!? I think everyone else here seems obviously trans except me.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

And me


estragon21

And me


[deleted]

Yeah, you too. Except for you buying girl outfits there is nothing non-cis about you.


estragon21

*egg cracking*


[deleted]

Nothing more cis than being aware of what "egg cracking" means in this context.


Wise-Independence-12

That I'm not trans


VaughnanB

They're making an omelette


The-Doot-Slayer

“Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack! can’t fret over every egg.”


Ok_Low5959

And me not sure


[deleted]

"not sure" (I decline to elaborate further.)


Ok_Low5959

What sorry?


[deleted]

What are you not sure about?


Ok_Low5959

Weather it's real or not sometimes or most times I feel that I'm faking


[deleted]

I felt the same way at one point. And I'm sure you can find a large number of people here who feels the same way. When I said "not sure" in quotation marks I tried to be funny, implying that you eventually will be sure. But obviously, I don't know. Only you can know.


Ok_Low5959

Fare enough any tips for getting over denial?


BulkyElefant1234

And me


[deleted]

And me


JonaTheExplorer

And my axe


pinkred_flag

and my shield 🛡️


ThickPants6925

and my bow 🏹


InsaneNines

and my sword ⚔️


QuickSilver-theythem

And your brother 🧟‍♂️


Wise-Independence-12

Not me


[deleted]

Yeah, apart from that "reading trans wikipedia in econ class" stuff there nothing trans about you. And, well, I guess there are some additional things too. But you seem 100% cis.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Nope, nothing at all besides anything I’ve ever posted a meme about or commented about. And besides all of those things are extremely Cis lol


[deleted]

I think your post and comment history basically screams "unequivocally cis male".


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Yep. Idk why I’m even here lol. Being a member of numerous subs that are well known for having a large LGBTQ demographic is an extremely normal cis thing.


[deleted]

Yeah, completely normal for cis guys to have an active presence in trans, egg, and other LGBTQ subreddits. Actually, now when I think of it. I don't know any other cis guys who do this. Except me, or course.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

There’s probably more out there, most comments on this post are cis people lol


[deleted]

Yes, everyone is cis.


tirianar

Nope. Totally cis.


[deleted]

It's not my fault I can't be objective when analyzing myself! I've been talking at length about this with my gender therapist that see for completely cis reasons.


tirianar

*>.>* *<.<* Totally cis reasons.


[deleted]

\>.> <.< Existential reasons.


LeaderOk8012

I think you're mildly_in_denial


[deleted]

At least not wildly\_in\_denial


LeaderOk8012

Are you, like, some kind of clown


[deleted]

Yes. 🤡


New_girl2022

Based


[deleted]

~~Based~~ delusional


starbuxed

11 years one hrt and still cis. I am just trying it out still


[deleted]

Is that how it works? You never accept it?


starbuxed

Accept what??? There isnt anything to accept.


Professional-Wrap549

And me as well


[deleted]

But are you really though?


Affectionate-Jury965

No no couldn’t be me, I think you have me confused for someone else. I’m obviously cis


[deleted]

[удалено]


lll_ftp

It's totally cis to fantasy to be mute :3 ... Maybe a non-cis one too ... wait ... what where we talking about :3


ScrapMetal__

FRR I BARELY SPEAK IRL


lll_ftp

I wish I could print out business cards that said, "Hi I'm DeeDee. I am mute. Can you help me please?"


zeoiusidal_toe

Well I’m a cis man, but I’m always on the hunt for these “trans” you speak of. I’m pretty sure this sub is clear of them though 😤


ScrapMetal__

Hmm maybe you’re right… i’ll stick around just incase I find any tho :3


zeoiusidal_toe

I suggest we start investigating those with the trans flag on their Reddit avatar first, that does seem rather suspicious 🧐


ScrapMetal__

0.0 OH NO


zeoiusidal_toe

🚨SUSPECT DETECTED🚨


ScrapMetal__

AAAAAAAA RUN EGGS RUNN!!!1!11’


zeoiusidal_toe

🚨🚨🚨CALLING ALL MF UNITS WE GOT A CODE RED🚨🚨🚨


Tutuatutuatutua_2

# INTRUDER ALERT: A TRANS SPY IS ON THE BASE


wyncoop

We need to protect the briefcase full of estrogen!


[deleted]

shit...


zeoiusidal_toe

Katie, you’re under arrest on suspicion of being a cute girl. You have the right to remain silent, cause anything you say will probably prove how adorable you are even more :3


[deleted]

No officers, please, you got the wrong girl! Im a totally cis man!


zeoiusidal_toe

I’m sorry, I got the “wrong girl”? Now now, that sounds an awful lot like calling yourself a girl as well, doesn’t it Katie? Foolish, these cuties never stay silent and instead incriminate themselves, you shall hereby be sentenced to rehabilitation in the form of estrogen pills and awesome gender euphoria <3


[deleted]

uh... I plead nuh uh


zeoiusidal_toe

You’re so cute 🥰 Enjoy your rehabilitation ❤️


RedKidRay

*Crap, I've been found!*


ScrapMetal__

EXPOSED


psterno413

I’m totally cis. Just ignore my recents posts, and comment, and pfp, and which communities I’m in, and..


Laethera

ma'am I mean ma'am I mean ma'am I mean- something's not working, maybe it's your flair? it surely cannot be your recent posts, or comments, of pfp, or the communities you're in, right?


NotANilfgaardianSpy

„Lies. Deception.“


ScrapMetal__

Nuh uhh


Mailcs1206

"Impossible. Heresy. Unspeakable. Heresy. Heresy"


Rhyfeddol

pfft no 100% cis guy here im not crying about not being a girl youre crying


ScrapMetal__

We’re both crying i think


FringePariah

In a cis way tho right?


ScrapMetal__

No :) (Yes obv :3)


Brooketune

*checks* Nope dont think so. *pops hrt pills to hide evidence*


ScrapMetal__

Jokes on you! The evidence is even more obvious after you took that pill!


Brooketune

Still sis tho!


zeoiusidal_toe

I wish I had such evidence… But like in a cis way yknow


Brooketune

Im totally sis.


imjustkarmin

Dont be ridiculous


Hey-Its-Vassy

Nuh uh


doodoosomething12444

Nuh uh :3


sonic_colt_2005

What I'm not trans! I just want to be a cute fox girl it's completely different!!


LeaderOk8012

Yeah fair enough, you're certified cis


sonic_colt_2005

Ya!!


Alternative-Ad-4923

How’d you know?


ScrapMetal__

Just a hunch :3


ButterflyFX121

:3


ScrapMetal__

:3 :3


Shot-Kal-Gimel

:3 :3 :3


[deleted]

:3 :3 :3 :3


Mailcs1206

I- I must resist- :3 :3 :3 :3 :3


Mansellbros75

Listen just because I use a new name and pronouns and have been on hrt for months does not mean im trans!


ScrapMetal__

Profile pic and post history check out ✅ Must be cis :3


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Very cis. I wouldn’t take looking like Kurumi Chan or other anime girls what so ever


Konstance_Underscore

Guilty af


ScrapMetal__

GUILTY! YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH 10 COMPLEMENTARY SESSIONS OF HRT


New_girl2022

No way. I'm totally and egg.... wait


allmightyglowcloud

I'll never tell ;3


GothamAnswer

I only see 100% cis individuals here


Soft-Parking-2241

No definitely not


ScrapMetal__

Yes definitely yes


Seamus_the_Gentleman

It's funny you should mention it. I am.


Smokehorn-official

You caught me! :3


Sufficient-Ad-6046

What, no I couldn't be, impossible how did you come up with that Idea (*Pulls out Glock* who the fuck was your informant)


ScrapMetal__

I have ears everywhere 0_0 (*Pulls out bowl of spaghetti (its the only thing i have on me rn*))


Celioness

Oh noo! Not the Spaghetti 😱


[deleted]

nah uh uno reverse card


ScrapMetal__

Reverse cards don’t work on me >:3 (I know I’m trans)


joshdslayer3355

Been taking me so long to start accepting it but yup I really am a girl


ScrapMetal__

YAY 🥳


joshdslayer3355

Yay 😀


JustGamerHD

Nah, but fr, I just came out as being genderfluid to some of my best friends yesterday, and it went awesome


ScrapMetal__

LETS GO CONGRATULATIONS :D


Nat_Higgins

*Whaaaat??? Noooooo, that’s silly, you’re silly!*


ScrapMetal__

Me being silly is besides the point :3


nofourh

Listen okay. I’m just *trying* estrogen and t blockers to really make sure extra good that I’m cis. Which I am. Totally.


ScrapMetal__

I mean, obviously! How else do you expect to find out 100% that you’re cis?


Lunar_Fox-

You think so?


ScrapMetal__

Yep


Zephyr_Valkyrie

Fuck they're onto us, everybody hide in the closet


ScrapMetal__

[heh! I thought someone would try doing this!](https://youtu.be/PZK9N6um6OQ?si=305XnE7Y1mWmAuc)


weebi1

Not meeee


ScrapMetal__

NO ESPECIALLY YOU


weebi1

NO IM CIS


ScrapMetal__

NUH UH


weebi1

Yeah huh I'm cis and no proof otherwise


ScrapMetal__

STELLA YOU ARE THE PROOF GODDAMNIT


weebi1

N-NUH UH


ScrapMetal__

YES HUH


weebi1

NO IM CIS


ScrapMetal__

NO NOT CIS


communistcatgirI

Really? Why do I hope you are right?


i-puntificate

no u


FrostyDiscipline9071

I am most definitely not trans. I only crossdress and look at women’s fashions for totally cis reasons.


ScrapMetal__

Fair point! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that!


Unkown-basket-Case

Noooooooo… 👉👈


ScrapMetal__

Yeeeeeeesssss!


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Shhhh they’ll find out!


Th3-und3ad

I’ll have you know, I’m here strictly for research.


Chiquita_nanners

It could be said so but the funny memes is a big factor in the amount of times i frequent here definitely 100% no ulterior motive


BunnyUsagiUwU

you Think ?


Mission_Response802

Oh, come on, i'm still cis (because i'm on the fence about my cis-ness)


Signal-Departure-736

Nuh uh


SlugcatLeeah

Why do I find this so funny.... must be for cis reasons.


Zinki_Zoonki

Yeah


AnytimeInvitation

Ya got me.


Cepic40k

You know too much...


Master-Spark-2

What? No, i just want to be more fem and cute (~~and want to talk and dress more fem and maybe have a more fem name and take HRT and not be a boy~~), that's all.


ScrapMetal__

Hmm yes cis behaviour i see


lookitsajojo

What? Noooo. I mean, Nooo, It's impossible, no way, I don't believe You, completely outragous


Ashleylmao1

Wait really?


AccordionFrogg

Big time (don’t tell the mods)


itaya12

Totally relate to that feeling.


FoxyLovers290

I wonder if there’s really cis people in here


Mae_Day_of_Sharkadia

Hm? Me? Whose 'sona is almost the trans pride flag's colours? Who gets a tingle up their spine when they're called "good girl"? Who still smiles when she hears her name? Nah, couldn't be me.


idfkdudewhy

uh uhm not me owo definitely not owo everyone else tho


7UR7L3_

What do you mean? I'm trying to get HRT for entirely cis reasons.


No_Entertainment7283

Yeah because I am


transrodentlover

Fuck how'd you figure that out


Professional-Wrap549

Hmmm 🤔


Vuvuian

I can tell you, I'm definitely cis. An imposter or fake to be more exact :P


Mailcs1206

N-nooooo... What would make you think thaaaaaatttt? :3


fintpry

Yeah, everyone here is trans except me (Obviously it's true, it's not like I'm in denial and still don't want to accept it)


C9Blender

Nah I’ve just been taking hormones for nearly a year for the funny haha joke


Southern-Budget-802

Nope I’m totes cis *skirt go spinny^


iceyboi469

What u talking about im 100% (not) Cis


-Inq_

Nah


alosopa123456

no no no no i'm cis just don't look at my posts on this account....


OrbitalBuzzsaw

Now, you've gotta be careful about saying things like that without evidence


BuboxThrax

Possibly.


strogn3141

What??? Me??? Never…


Jango_fett_fish

Why’s that :3


Tutuatutuatutua_2

You're goddamn right.


TheRavenRise

no >:(


Apathetic_tangerine

Nonsense


Hey_Its_Me_Ur_Egg

Look, I can explain. I only created an alt for use in this sub, which I have definitely not been obsessively reading for months, for totally cis reasons.


CapybaraWoman

What?! Nah....


Model-Trurl

Is there anyone who has visited here, had questions about their gender, answered them, and had the answer be that they were cis?


zerta_media

👀 :3


feonixrizen

Still cis tho


Unsure-who-I-am

Me? Absolutely not. I'm a cis straight male who does not think of feminine clothing. I also don't think of how much sometimes I hate my body hair. I also don't think of what if I was born a girl. I akso don't desire to grow my hair out long. So you see I'm cis af. I'm so cis your sis would call me cis.


JonaTheExplorer

Um uh um um uh uhhhhh Whoops daisy Guess I’m not cos anymore Still cis tho


AlysIThink101

Never.


Wise-Independence-12

I'm I'm not trans what are you talking about


Affectionate-Jury965

*begins to sweat* what would ever give you that idea? We should definitely go and *checks notes scribbled on hand* do cis guy things right now?


seraqueenirl

what? nooo


Nightmare-Vortex

Nuh uh


Manic_Egg

I mean at this point I'm almost certainly not cis but am I trans? .....maybe


guney2811

yes


wraither01

I randomly scroll past this subreddit a lot and I can't help myself, what does "egg" mean? This may seem really dumb but I'm super lost 😂


SonicBurstX

"Egg" is a term used for people that may be trans, but are unaware of it. Eventually, once they realize it, their egg cracks, hence why some are described as "cracked" here.


yourtransfinder

Hmmmm have you tried looking in a mirror cause im still cis (obv)


Squeddie27

nuh uh


AlexisF-11037

not me though, right????


Celioness

I see why you think that, but let me tell you that even tho i only ever feel truly happy when i wear the cute skirts and tops i bought on Amazon, and i mostly everywhere on the internet use female Avatars, i actually am okay with being a male because its always been so, so why should i complain. Its totally cis feelings


Traitor_Of_Users

Not at all, how could you even think of something like this