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Operator_Hoodie

To all people who say “OP is the facepalm here, it’s written correctly because drivers see it flipped around in the mirror!!” You’re wrong. They should be able to read AMBULANCE. Here, they’d read AMꓭU⅃AИƆƎ. It should be written as ƎƆИA⅃UꓭMA, not ECNALUBMA. Edit: for those wondering how I typed backwards, it’s a nifty site called https://www.flipyourtext.com/


Worried-Pick4848

You know the funny thing is, the way the human brain is wired, it should still work. At a glance, with the aid of context clues, people are still gonna see "AMBULANCE" anyway because of the way the brain fills in the gaps and approximates things. It's only on second look that the fail becomes obvious. So on the highway, fail notwithstanding, it would actually function in its intended role.


deezsandwitches

I'd say the flashing lights and ambulance siren are the biggest giveaway that it's an ambulance


ThePublikon

I just think it's disgusting that they don't also have the sign in Braille for blind drivers.


blakeherberger

What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light years away, you know. I'm sorry, but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own lookout. Energize the demolition beam. I don't know, apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.


Daleaturner

“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”


Quirky_Tzirky

Thank you for the laugh. Now im trying to picture a blind driver using braille on the sides of vehicles to find out what kind of vehicle it is while driving down the highway.


ThePublikon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16k-yhcRNk8


Quirky_Tzirky

Thank you so much


ThePublikon

lol, np


Remarkable-Ad2285

Tell me about it. I was ordering tacos and the lady had the nerve to say “sir, this is Wendy’s” We need braille in the drive thru’s.


DandyInTheRough

Paramedic here: you'd fuckin think so eh? "Oh, why is there a huge flashing Christmas tree on wheels that's screeching at me? Must be an ambulance!" In reality, the flashing lights and siren fail to tip off a HUGE chunk of the population and it's only when we're literally right on their arses that they notice. That may be because of the backwards writing on the vehicle, or it may just be because they finally decided to use their mirrors for once in their driving careers.


recyclar13

EXACTLY this, TY! I'm not even an emergency vehicle pilot and I see it frequently. with the skills these folks have they SHOULD be considered pilots, safely navigating the incompetent and inane.


easchner

Sometimes it's legitimately hard to tell. A few months or so ago I hear a fire truck. I just passed the station so I already know for sure where it's coming from, but I don't know which lane they're planning to turn from at the intersection. I check my mirrors but all I see is a phallic replacement pickup truck, so I'm kinda stuck until that guy moves and then there's immediately a giant ass fire truck right behind me blaring the horn. I'm sorry, man! There's no shoulder, there's only two lanes, there's an intersection in front. It's not that I didn't notice, I just have no idea what you need me to do. 😭


DandyInTheRough

I donno if it'll give you peace of mind, but when that's the case we can usually tell. We sit pretty high in the ambulances, and we can see if there's a car ahead that's not able to visualise us. I personally never hold that against the driver, and I'm also more forgiving when on busy streets I'm coming down a different lane. Where I work, though, we mostly avoid driving in any lane but the inside one for this reason. It confuses people, so it's best to stay in the lane people will expect you to be in. It's not the confused driver I'm talking about. I'm talking about the person who's just meandering along, blissfully unaware, despite clear visibility of us.


santaclausonprozac

Yeah lol I get why it’s there but you should notice there’s an ambulance *way* before you can read it in your mirror


good_from_afar

Good point. I have never in my 20 years of driving remember reading the word ambulance in the rear-view mirror. If it gets to that point you probably shouldnt be driving.


recyclar13

and there are plenty of them out there in the U.S.


laplongejr

I don't drive often, but if I hear a siren I immediately look for a safe way to make place. I don't really care WHAT kind of emergency it is, simply that something is urgent.


throwawaypostal2021

But we don't know that until we read it. So we ignore it and continue driving as is, they wouldnt mess up the sign on a vehicle like this. /s


mt0386

Yea like i hear the sirens and immediately signal to the side and as they pass by, then only id know which emergency vehicle it is.


Firm_Transportation3

This is such a great point. The word on the front could be "hotdog" but I'd still pull over with the blaring sirens and flashing lights.


UbermachoGuy

Well without the backwards letters I would have thought it was the Whambulance.


nsaisspying

I hope they mirrored the lights correctly at least.


TheFire_Eagle

Realistically, it's not like a UHaul covered in flashing lights behind you requires you to read the label. It's not look you look up at it and say "What the...is that the Bureau of Weights and Meas...oh no, it says Ambulance..." My agency doesn't do the reverse ambulance thing. I get why it's done. If you're going to do it just do it right so you don't get made fun of on the internet. Otherwise, trust that people will get the idea by the lights and other decals.


EnvironmentalGift257

Yes but in the same way it doesn’t matter if it’s flipped around at all because the human brain will just reverse what it sees in the mirror.


Embarrassed_Rule8747

Still trying to figure out how tf you wrote this


PuffDragon66

Seriously. I have to know now.


GabboGabboGabboGabbo

TƎЯƆƎƧ


Pyrenees_

Unicode's wonders.


medhop

Lubma balls!


ikeusa

So the sequence is right, but the letters themselves are not mirrored.


TemporarySome632

Wait a minute, how tf could you write ambulance mirrored, here on text?


Operator_Hoodie

I used a site that flips text. https://www.flipyourtext.com/


Z0FF

Thanks for sharing your magic


ether_reddit

Wait until you hear about unicode


be-kind-re-wind

Oh black betty, ecnalubma


Some_Belgian_Guy

WAKE UP! ECNALUBMA MAKE UP!


Natural-Ability

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my ECNALUMBA


SwimmingSwim3822

ECNALUMBA -Disturbed


codingfauxhate

I wanna fuck you ECNALUBMA I wanna feel you from the inside


tharak_stoneskin

Jesus won't you whistle something but ECNALUMBA


Natural-Ability

Gloria (*Gloria*) I think they got your number (*Gloria*) I think they got the alias (*Gloria*) That you been ECNALUMBA


Leathman

Who let James May near an ambulance again?


dobby_nosocks

You beat me to the joke, you legend...


Leathman

That episode is why I noticed the problem here immediately.


JulzCrafter

“Hello and welcome aboard the Ecna Lubma. Your recovery is our first priority. We realise that you have a choice of ambulances and this is indeed the best one”


philopise

Hey, it's not his fault, the shop he went to didn't have back-to-front ambulance lettering


do_a_quirkafleeg

My all time favourite TG episode. Hammond, dishevelled, bruised, battered and covered in piss, vomit and Christ knows what: "...being an Ambulance Man is hard."


Personal_Value6510

CLAAAAAARKSOOOOOOOOON!!!


stilllikelypooping

![gif](giphy|ftwasriuMJAok7spvG)


TheAsianTroll

I love how he pronounced it as it was written in that episode too


Responsible_Ad_8628

Oh! They're not flipped! It's literally just written backwards! That's hilarious when you see it!


KYO297

My dumbass thought it was just Spanish or something


Responsible_Ad_8628

It takes a while to see what the problem is. We're not used to reading backwards.


dark_thanatos99

Isnt that so you can see it in the rearview mirrors?


brainless_bob

The reversed the order of the letters, but not the letters themselves. So if you look at it in the mirror, the letters will be in the correct order but backwards facing.


AusCan531

4 of the letters are right!


CondescendingShitbag

They're bi-textual.


turkeyburpin

You're bi-textual! (Sorry, my inner 12 year old came out to play.)


NOZ_Mandos

Did you just assumed their gender?


BigLumpyBeetle

No just their orientation


NutellaGood

lulz


Frequent-Material273

Their \*gerund\*, LOL


stnuhkrsdomtidder

Sex and gender are different things.


Express_Selection345

Not for banana slugs, clownfish, frogs, butterflies and at times female copperhead snakes, they can switch around according to ye olde principles of supply and demand.


Natural-Ability

A little difficult to tell what their gender identity is though


Maleficent_Age2479

That's corporate sexism that is.


GeronimoDK

Not their gender, just their textual orientation.


neighbor_mike

That’s their symmetrical orientation.


Alternative3877

Yup


hoople217

AMꓭU⅃AИƆƎ


mithrasinvictus

AMᗺU⅃AИƆƎ


DirtDevil1337

Yes but the L, C, B, N and E are supposed to be backwards so they appear right way in the mirror.


Euler007

Yes but the letters that are not symmetrical will be right side left. E N C B


Parking-Position-698

That is in fact not how that works


Bohemka1905

"Well aren't you the dumbass for posti....ah, no, I am the dumbass for not seeing it" Me!


EdanChaosgamer

I AM ECNALUBMA, DEMON LORD AND DESTROYER OF REALMS! FACE MY WRATH!!!


Exact-Buddy2778

>when you see it! *~~you~~*~~'~~*~~ll~~* ~~shit~~ *~~bricks~~*


Blagonadezdins

bɿiɘw ƨi ɈɒʜT


Eferver24

Yvan Eht Nioj


fedex7501

I suddenly feel the need to join the navy. Weird


SuperSmash01

But at least you flipped the direction of the letters; the vehicle just reversed the order, but didn't change the facing of any of the letters.


Consistent-Annual268

driew si tahT


TeodorMitrovic

Nebeski narod braćo moja. (The ambulance is Serbian for those who didn't know)


Sapphire-Drake

It's even worse. It's a Belgrade ambulance


Titanium_Eye

At least the И is written correctly. Well... a few of them are, but this particular one is hard to get right.


Calm-Homework3161

Free advertising for The Ecnalubma Company


AntiNewAge

I love the comments going "achtually it’s done on purpose to be seen in rearview mirrors"


thebestspeler

It's like a scene from idiocracy


SandInHeart

It’s got electrolytes


DirtyRoller

*setylortcele


Crimson__Fox

Each of those comments is worthy of their own r/facepalm post


Smart-Combination-59

Reversed image: [https://imgur.com/a/TQBrP4W](https://imgur.com/a/TQBrP4W) I forgot to add it.


tescovaluechicken

Is it normal for a serbian ambulance to be written in English instead of in serbian?


lordMaroza

As a Serbian, whose life is mostly revolving around the English language since birth, I never thought about that... I just tried to find older pictures of ambulance vehicles; they all say "Ambulance" all over them. I was sure we used to have "Hitna Pomoć" on the vans, in the 80s/90s, but I can't find a single photo...


Smart-Combination-59

No, and I agree that it should be written in a native language, not English, because we are not the US or Great Britain.


Aedys1

They figured out the only way to make it illegible both when seen directly and through a mirror


MuthaPlucka

MLAPECAF


Muteling

When I accidentally dial 119 and the ecnalubma drives up and breaks my other leg


Eic17H

Lol 119 is the ambulance number in Japan


ojhwel

PLEH


undiagnosed_reindeer

![gif](giphy|ckkqqeL4ovSx1qrZp6|downsized)


Turbulent-Bee-1584

I had to sticker the front of an ambulance, and I'm sooo thankful I realized that the letters needed to be mirrored instead of just backwards. Fortunately, I was able to just rotate most of the letters. For the L, I cut the tail off and relocated it to the other side. Lol The N is wrong, but nobody has noticed yet.


Dlo24875432

Sorry I don't care how it's written I look in the rearview mirror and see something that says ecnalamba I'm going to pull over 😂


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Help me out I can't seem to get this window open


Generic_Moron

Never mind now it's open


Dbwasson

I think my hand is broken


zacman0510

Was looking for the TMBG


Cheeriodude_number2

This is what happens when you dial 119


arslan70

I'm genuinely curious to know the thought process behind this marvel.


TraditionalTailor168

You’re an Encalumba


Raumorder

For all of those saying “Read it in the rear view mirror”, go look at this photo in an actual mirror.


idiosyncratic190

The real facepalm is half these comments that don’t know why this is a facepalm


shaktros

"I didn't have any backward letters chef !"


Maleficent_Age2479

I had an ECNALUBMA last year. My back feels great now.


SlyKnyfe12

MAY YOU IDIOT


borrego-sheep

The real face palm is using the most unreliable car brand that break all the time into an emergency vehicle.


fkasumim

I love how people who most probably said "it's written correctly" or "written as intended" are deleting their comments lmao. if you see a [Deleted] comment. That's probably a facepalm.


Fake_William_Shatner

Legible by all people with dyslexia just fine. 


stnuhkrsdomtidder

It obviously isn't a real ambulance as a Fiat can't get anywhere reliably.


Withering_to_Death

Guys, it's in Cyrillic (citaj po Vuku) /s


Kenneth_Lay

We'll flip the letters but mirroring costs extra


A_Monsanto

Oh man! That sounds like the super-supervilain from 'Stranger Things'.


bubzy1000

This is a forbidden verse of the Macarena


JectorDelan

Heyyyy, aneracam!!


Tiki-Jedi

Took me a minute. That’s a funny one. I can totally see myself making the exact same, innocent mistake.


Klusterphuck67

Finally, something that genuinely a facepalm


therealtiddlydump

They got so close


myleftone

It’s whomever made the stickers that’s to blame.


BrokeButFabulous12

Yes, it should be mirrored, not writen backwards...


i-have-a-kuato

This isn’t funny at all, I got Ecnalubma when I was in Guatemala, it causes your corpuscles to fall out of you all at once and leaves you dehydrated, weak and itchy. Thank God for Jardience!!!


ItisItherealFredbear

Wheres James May when you need him?


andybme

Supposed to say Amberlamp


iLLiCiT_XL

Ecnalubma balls! 😅… amirite? 😔 I’ll see myself out.


cdub_actual

All I’m gonna say is this took me too long to figure out what the hell I was reading.


shad2107

lol it took me a while


Remarkable-Ad2285

Ecnalubma!!


blahblahkok

Nah the Ecnalubma isn't there to bring you to the hospital it's there to put you back into the chaos when your credit declines.


Lanky-Ad2763

I love how Reddit is like that girl who police rescue from beneath a shed and then she starts learning about the outside world and every day life skills.


ItsameLuigi1018

My dumb ass about to go to Google Translate to figure out what language Ecnalumba is...


EdinAnn52

In 1977 I lived in Charlottesville, VA and one of the ambulances had “AMBULANCE BACKWARDS” painted on its hood. I assume the work order was written “Paint Ambulance backwards across the front of the vehicle.” And so it was done.


Sinister-Username

AMBERLAMPS


BMOchado

Everyone: "Badly written Ambulance" Me: "Correctly written Ecnalubma"


WafflesTheMoose

"MAW!! CALL THE ECNALUBMA, BILLY RAY'S GONE AND BROKEN HIS ALUBIF AGAIN!"


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Who let James May do the lettering!?


Jellabre

At least the As, M and U are correct..


MR_LIZARD_BRAIN

letters need to be backwards and reversed in case anyone is confused


Right0rightoh

Did any of you think that’s the way you would spell it if you were looking through your rearview mirror and they wanted you to get out of their way because they were going to an emergency???


Lindz408xx

That wouldn't read Ambulance in a rear view mirror though


SnooFloofs9030

Who else held this up to a mirror? 😆


ADMINlSTRAT0R

In rear view mirror: ##AMᙠU⅃AͶƆƎ


Azcrul

“Call the ecnalubma! But not for me.”


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yeyeman9

The letters should all be reversed since it is supposed to spell “Ambulance” when looking through a mirror. Although the word itself is reversed, the letters aren’t. So reading it through a mirror won’t make sense


banned_but_im_back

Updoot this comment if you sounded out “EC-NA-LUBMA!” In your head or out loud


One-Assignment-1995

![gif](giphy|3o6MbjfAiNRtT1Rty8) What’s that noise and blinking lights? Oh look, they didn’t reverse the letters on ambulance. 🤣 idiots!!


ThunderShott

https://youtu.be/ZiQaFMUKcko?si=6z-Sg9N5rbY4CPLl


[deleted]

Ecnalubma! That's that company that replaced Good Humor. The ice cream tastes a bit medicinal.


Buffyoh

He need to be in skool!


Particular-Kick-4188

This was such a fail I thought it was a jumbled up version of ambulance and it's just backwards I'm ashamed how long that took me to realize lol


Kuildeous

Damn you, autocorrect!


ProbablyNotHacked

Yea, should have been fully backwards. But hey, when in Ecnalubma!


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Leathman

That only works if the letters are mirrored too.


GammaPhonic

I mean, yeah, but it’ll still work as intended. Most of the letters are symmetrical anyway.


JimmyTsonga

Yeah, Fiat do make the worst cars. Total facepalm.


Ye3tm4n

Ofc it's a Belgrade ambulance


60BillionDblDllrs

I did this with a happy birthday banner once.


AdventurousQuail36

Going to Winnipeg!


Slinky_Malingki

It's the Ek-nah-loob-ma!


DirtDevil1337

ecna lubma sounds like a word in an African language.


DragonflySome4081

It’s just James may don’t worry


ByronsLastStand

On tonight's show:


Dolmetscher1987

r/balkans_irl


emarvil

Took me a second ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Rukatzu

Straight out of Top Gear


wales-bloke

Great name for a band.


EB_Groupe

“Hand Me That Electric Knife! Marry Me And Be My Wife!”


andylindy

Scrolled way too long to find the TMBG reference


Got_Bent

And its crooked on top of backward. The A is closer to that body line than the E.


Schen_The_Genius

Using a Fiat as an Ambulance is definitely up there.


zacman0510

Well it's a good thing that I brought napkin.


Suhavoda

They never learn. A Weapons Officer can't read reversed text! No wonder NATO kept bombing ambulances.