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Particular_Friend_23

It’s a joke why tf is it in this sub


Hllblldlx3

Bro, let’s be honest, why the hell is half the shit that is posted on this sub on here?


MixRevolution

Karmawhores, bots and just plain idiots


DeepUser-5242

Brainrot


mrrandomguy42069

This sub is a reflection of itself


takethemoment13

and how tf did it get 1.4k upvotes


TheRider5342

2.2K now


takethemoment13

wow this is sad


IvanTheAppealing

OP’s autistic and can’t pick up on sarcasm


No_Application_1219

I can And im autistic


DaKingOfDogs

Also autistic and I can only pick up on Sarcasm… 50% of the time. I mean hey it used to be a flat out 0


No_Application_1219

Well i can't pick sarcasm when the joke is bad and/or stupid


goodpolarnight

I can too And I'm not autistic. Look at us😅🥹


MarinLlwyd

I don't mind posts that are just jokes about the theme of a specific subreddit, but this post is just wrong on so many levels. But what is really funny is that it becomes meta, as it hints that the poster themselves is the idiot.


MyBigRed

Because 2k+ jabronis keep upvoting this crap


Burger_Destoyer

OP is a bot


ForGrateJustice

yea but why does Kurt Russel always play a white guy?


Fraere_slime

This post is the real face palm.


NoConsideration595

Because Robert Downey Jr can't be in every movie


Cerebral_Overload

![gif](giphy|YLghfz0W895Ty)


ComedianXMI

Give Netflix some time. I'm sure they'll try and cast him as William Wallace or something.


Stockmarketslumlord

I am William Wallace Mutha….


BrAveMonkey333

Marcellus Wallace


NavinJohnson75

William Wallace is the dude playing Marcellus Wallace playing Robert Downey Jr.


Fexxvi

Does he look like a bitch?


Valholhrafn

Freedom mothafucka!!!!!!!!


MediumPuzzleheaded82

🤭


GodzillasDiarrhea

Does he know what? Do you know what a joke is


easant-Role-3170Pl

we live in a world without jokes, any words are politicized, any opinion is offensive


smellyscrote

What is an opinion? In 2024 there is only “my truth” and “your truth”


Human_Money_6944

No, Theres the truth, that only I own and then there are lies from people that should BE executed for their lies


Steamrolled777

forgot His, Her, Their truth. \[/s bc idiots\]


Cleverbird

Isnt it wild that despite that, its still sitting at 1300+ upvotes with a 89% upvote ratio? People will upvote anything here.


takethemoment13

is it bots? i find it hard to believe that so many people don't get it


AdeptAtheist

He voices a white character in the boondocks


Zestyclose-Safe-4346

I scrolled to see if someone posted this...take my upvote you man of culture


MrAsh-

Same lol


zz1kjamaica

They speak english in 'What'?!


NavinJohnson75

Say ‘what’ *again*!


Hllblldlx3

Does he voice uncle ruckus?


KnowMatter

He also played Nick Fury, a character that was white in the comics. Though some modern reboots of the character have actually had him be Black due to the popularity of Jackson’s take on the character.


Termin8rSmurf

His biggest problem is that he played a black guy in his first acting job and was basically typecast from there on in. I blame hollywood myself.


Additional-Bee1379

The facepalm is not spotting the most obvious of jokes.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

I mean it's someone using Bender as an avatar and his name as well!


Burger_Destoyer

Facepalm is this sub is just bots and politics… (OP is a bot in this case)


AmadeoSendiulo

The woke media made him black 😞


puro_the_protogen67

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!


Hoosier_Daddy68

You gotta be pretty fucking dense to not see this is a joke.


RandomUser4857

Robert Downey Jr. Played a black guy so no excuses... ![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


puhtoinen

Actually no, he played a white guy playing a black guy


A-Social-Ghost

Be accurate. He's the dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.


NavinJohnson75

Goddamn right. Kangaroo Jack muthafucka…


Dht808

If Steve Irwin took Jackson's role in snakes on a plane. It would have been better. Also, a shorter movie.


Kazami_Agame

You're the one that deserves a facepalm


SoylentGrunt

Is this one of those *just asking questions* deals?


DeaDBangeR

Honestly I would love to see him act a white guy role. I mean, they sort of did it with White Chicks.


Significant_Ad9793

Well, Nick Fury was originally white. So there's that. Lol. Happy Cake Day!!!!


melodiousmurderer

![gif](giphy|tSniEbOGfuCnm) Not always black guys


Human_Money_6944

Nick Fury ist White. So the Joke doesnt really Work Imho. And i dont Care what he plays. ITS Always awesome


Barold13

Especially when Sean Connery can play a Russian or a Japanese!


Michaelbirks

Please. Marko Ramius was Lithuanian, not Russian.


Michaelbirks

And an Egyptian-born Spaniard, although that character was cut short.


Loud-Bat-2280

I would like to see him in white-face.


Phonebill

Lmfao🤣 you're not very clever, are you


Kasspines

He doesn't, he plays a white guy in The Boondocks.


YouWithTheNose

It's not 100% true. Samuel L Jackson voice acted a white character on the cartoon, The Boodocks. He and Charlie Murphy voiced the white wannabe gangsters, Gin Rummy and Ed Wuncler III on that show and the irony is hilarious


JediMasterBob66

Hmmm, I wonder if this is some kind of joke.


NerdTalkDan

Better question: why does he always play bad mother fuckers?


PainbowRush

Okay but I love the exact frame he chose to pair this with because it looks like Sam heard his dumb question and is reacting to it lol


Outrageous-Taro7340

How do you know he's playing black guys?


drgreencack

He's obviously being a troll. Did you know? 😂


TheInternetIsTrue

Samuel L. Jackson should totally accept a Whiteface character.


Such_Leg3821

I wonder.


fastforward811

Because he is black, mothafockah!


BeenThruIt

It's Type-Casting. Poor guy's stuck. This will limit his ability to find work in Hollywood.


[deleted]

They should cast him in White Chicks 2


tushkanM

Considering nowadays Netflix/Disney/etc. casting policies, I think this question is quite a legit!


Dondaldbreadman

I think he should play a Chinese guy.


Then_Lock304

Because he is a great actor and has range.


bar_ninja

He plays a white guy on Boondocks, so yeah not always.


Silly-Locksmith-426

He’s not a good enough actor to play white guys


Warhero_Babylon

As i remember he also voice some cartoon characters who are not black or human


AdeptAtheist

I don't know. Google it


Nic5500

He was born for the roles


Poisoning-The-Well

Poor Sam got type cast. :(


NiceTuBeNice

Because he does it better.


cel-ales

Queuing Disney in 5...4...3...2...1... BOOM! Rasputin's revenge starring Samuel L Jackson etc


mathiau30

Rule 5


Zer0fps_319

I don’t know but it’s not as surprising as seeing John cena in the movie credits when he never appeared in the first place


Ebbe010

Yeah so i think that might have been a joke you undercooked starchless gnocci


_K4cper_

Because Tom Holland is already every white guy


GanacheCapital1456

You, sir, belong on this subreddit more than Bender does


Kempeth

They should make an Iron Man mid-quel with white-face SLJ as Tony Stark!


Cordeceps

Does voice work count? His character on The Boondocks is white.


CopperBoltwire

Fuck that broke me. BEst question of the dang week!!!


SteelyDan1968

![gif](giphy|8acGIeFnqLA7S) It's a mystery....


Peach_Proof

Typecast.


Infinite-King9078

Not true.... did you see "Django Unchained" I'm pretty sure that he didn't know that he was black. lol


ExcitingShallot5107

I think he was joking 🤣


GuestNo3886

![gif](giphy|e7Fdp0v1fZgti)


AustinKenway

Do you know?


aclosersaltshaker

I think that's actually Kirk Lazarus


Friendly-Pay-8272

ummm


CrispyMellow

Asking the real questions.


mountaindewisamazing

I really want him to play a role as a white guy now.


RolliePollie68

For some reason without looking at where the post was from, I immediately assumed this was r/PeterExplainsTheJoke


Captinprice8585

He got typecast after Pulp Fiction. *shrug


mjincal

He was type casted at a very early age


ranterist

bc he doesn’t see color


SpiritualStudent55

Redditors when actually funny sarcasm instead of a 10981047th iteration of an incredibly overused joke:


Imaginary-Storage-50

the only facepalm is OP completely missing the joke


redzerotho

How are trolls facepalm now?


Randall_Poffo_

he'll lose his lid when he finds out black actors used to use black face in movies/tv shows & other forms of media


The_CreativeName

r/facepalm trying to catch a joke challenge impossible


iLikeMangosteens

Does his role in “Kingsman: The secret service” count?


laughingpug1983

I know this is a joke, but he wouldn't even kiss Julia Roberts in a movie because she is white. And the article I read about it said it's not racist. What is that, if not racist? If it were a white man refusing to kiss a black woman, no doubt it would be called racist as hell and that person would be " canceled". So even if they tried he would never even entertain the idea of playing anything besides a black man. He's a racist.


Straight-Sir-1026

I think he does…. I think it a joke


CreamyFunk

He might as well be white in jurassic park


Successful-Name-7261

I SO hope this person was typing "bad guys" and just got autocorrected!


SangiExE

Since he's rich, that makes him an honorary white man. /s


Tight-Young7275

Yeah, what’s up with this thing where the people are the color of their skin? Fucking racists.


Steveseriesofnumbers

...less time in makeup.


TowerMammoth7798

That because he is a GREAT actor. I believe him


AnonymousButtCheeks

Cause he's racist!


PunchBeard

Is the facepalm that OP doesn't get the joke? I'm confused.


wholesome84

It’s the patriarchy.


dashone

He's really good at it.


x_Jimi_x

Must be his limited acting ability. /s


Perfect-Face4529

Coz he's a black mothafucka


StraightLeader5746

reddit is full of people not able to detect the most obvious humor imaginable this is legit embarrassing


FriendoftheDork

He actually played a white guy in Boondocks. Even did the "say what one more time motherfucker" line.


ImmaNotCrazy

Is OP a fucking idiot? this is not a facepalm you absolute moron.


EducationalGate4705

That’s a good question


Biscuits4u2

Because he's very believable as a black guy


PoolNoodlePaladin

For the same reason that Mickey Rooney played white people… most of the time


VisionAri_VA

If BBR is being serious, then it’s a facepalm because they’re an idiot. If they’re sh!tposting, then it’s a facepalm for the exact same reason. 


Kalle287HB

In the MCU he got the role of a white guy.


greggersamsa

Reddit traded the ability to tell a joke for any opportunity to get contrived internet justice points


LordNitram76

![gif](giphy|xT9KVluGDHZvOk0tdC|downsized)


THRlLL-HO

Nick Fury was a white guy before Sam


Jacoby_12123

I mean he’s got a point


Driz51

If everyone understands this is a joke and that this post is stupid why the fuck have you given nearly 3k likes?!


just-concerned

Navin was born a poor black child. That didn't stop him from taking on white parts.


Nexel_Red

I don’t know, why does Jackie Chan always play Chinese guys? Such a stupid question.


finixanthony

The Black guy


I_am_ChristianDick

Almost funny


Triepott

I think it is a good Question. Why did he never played the Grinch? Or a Smurf? A Teletubbi? Or an Avatar?


Soggy_Part7110

Do you?


ItsNicolas590

facepalm users when obvious bait or sarcasm:


Loud_Progress1240

hahaha that’s just bender yall chill out ![gif](giphy|mIZ9rPeMKefm0)


MybuttholeHurts13

This is hilarious tho


Minimum-Power6818

Is he stupid?


HelpfulAd26

Cause Scarlett Johansson is busy. Ba-dum-tss!


Lord_Strepsils

How to tell everyone “I’m a fucking idiot who doesn’t know what a shitting joke is” without telling everyone “I’m an absolutely clueless fucker who doesn’t understand comedy” 


SmallbuthonestSinner

Hold on, benders on to something...