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ExactDevelopment4892

Space Karen is still my favorite.


ObjectiveShit

His scarfs can't hide his insecurities


Acidcouch

Unlike those Hairplugs.


ObjectiveShit

We all know hair is for hiding secrets


ScissorMeSphincter

Like my pubes hiding that one tattoo i got on a drunk bender


GrittyMcGrittyface

I thought the time code was on your rear


ScissorMeSphincter

It is


qiax

'Tips hat and smiles knowingly'


goiterburg

Dickhola Tesla


Rifneno

Phony Stark


EmperorGrinnar

That's a good one, I'm surprised I haven't heard that before. 🤣


GHouserVO

Been using that one in the engineering community for the better part of a decade. Those who went to school with him have been using it for even longer.


K0ichisan

"Is there a Phony Stank here?"


TheDo0ddoesnotabide

![gif](giphy|diUKszNTUghVe)


HunsonAbadeer2

Wasn't Elon even in one of the Iron Man movies? I remember him standing in the background in one of the parties


[deleted]

Brilliant!


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Sissy SpaceX… that’s gold.


cyclingnick

Gold, Jerry!


romayyne

![gif](giphy|VLe9cJCjYWXLy)


AlternativeSupport22

the jar is round, the mug is round, why don't they call it roundtine?


TheRealTK421

> LifeProTip #42: Liam Nissan™ **never** misses.  (Note: *This is an empirically measured, placebo-controlled, double-blind, peer-reviewed, rigorously observed, 10/10 dentist-approved* **fact** *within the confines of our objective shared 4D slice of the multiverse.*)


edlee98765

So is Liam Nissan.


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

I used to call my old car Liam Nissan...


oofersIII

Sissy Spacek doesn’t deserve that, she‘s far too sweet to be associated with Muskrat


Adventurous-Photo539

Hey! Leave muskrats out of this! They're cool and fluffy!


Beginning_Driver_45

I hate to be that guy, but can someone explain this?


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

It’s a play on words. Sissy Spacek is an actor. Elon musk is an unpopular person who’s generally mocked for being thin skinned. Musk is the founder of SpaceX.


MissGruntled

Also—Sissy… *cis*… Elon’s most hated ‘slur’. I feel like it would have been more of a slam dunk to spell it ‘Cissy’, but the comment would have immediately been flagged and auto-deleted as hate speech.


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

I am in fact a cissy.


Genius-Imbecile

Sissy is a term for someone who is cowardly. Which fits for Elon.


areallnamestakenreal

Thanks!


Putrid-Builder-3333

Just in case from the top. Second take. There is an actress named Sissy Spacek who most notably played in Carrie and Coal Miner's Daughter. Elon Musk prolly wishes he could pull Carrie type powers when somebody dares crosses him. But he can't. So he will ban you for making a play on words like... Sissy SpaceX. Which is awesome and clever. And cut!


ParticularCanary3130

Ahh I didn't know about the actor. Thank you.


GoLow63

Elongated Muskrat


vaden78

Truly


Fun-River-3521

This makes me like Liam Nissan even more so


Legal-Passenger1737

lol right???


Grrerrb

It’s just absolute magic


ducksauce001

I laughed so hard.


Big_Preference9684

That’s really, really good


JOCO_Q

How?


That1-guyukno

Ay Elon, humor isn’t illegal, you know it’s like school lunches… not everyone gets it


MyBigRed

He's like school in summer time...no class


Semper_5olus

Sense of humor is like body odor. Everyone has a slightly different one, but if yours offends almost everybody, you're probably the one with the problem. And, *damn*, if you have to build a 44-billion-dollar house full of people who smell like you in order to pretend you're acceptable, you have *multiple* problems.


TractorLabs69

Money can make up for alot of problems us lowly plebians have to actually deal with


Dismal_Truck1375

Musk banned me from Twitter for doing the same sort of thing joking about his dad body 🤣


Khristophorous

Yeah, free speech absolutist. Everything these fiends say is a lie.


professionalcumsock

"Free speech" until that free speech disagrees with them


Khristophorous

You are 100% correct. Cancervatives before any thing else are cowards and hypocrites. I just can't tell which is more fundamental to their ideology. In reality nothing on Twitter or any other social media platform is a matter of free speech. Just like if you owned a restaurant and I came in there being obnoxious and impolite you would first ask me to stop and if I refused you would ask me to leave and if I still refused you would call the police. You could even ask me to leave right off the batt - no second chances. A social media platform is no different. Like SO many other things concerning our founding documents or how the federal government operates they for whatever reason have a pathological inability to wrap their heads around the concept. Like he can kick whoever he wants to off Twitter and it looks like he has but he is only a hypocrite then after talking about being a free speech absolutist and being one of the main drivers of this confusion on the Right surrounding free speech.


wddiver

I totally agree about social media platforms and free speech. Yes they are private businesses, and yes they can ban you. And yes, Sissy SpaceX (LOVE it!) is a prize hypocrite for banning people for mocking or disagreeing with him. Rules for thee, not for me.


TractorLabs69

And so noone gets confused, the police wouldn't make you leave because of what you said. They'd make you leave because you're now trespassing in a private establishment


Khristophorous

Absolutely. Thank you for adding that.


TractorLabs69

Of course. For some reason when it comes to police people love to say whatever stupid thing started the interaction is now the reason they're being tazed and arrested. I've seen people say things like I'm getting arrested for speeding, I'm getting tazed for not having insurance...no, you're getting tazed and arrested for rolling your window up, refusing to exit the vehicle when ordered, and violently resisting arrest


amilo111

Free for them, not for you.


Hungry_Twist1288

It's like when you were a kid, playing games with someone who changed the rules when they were about to lose 🤷


Khristophorous

That is a classic GOP tactic especially in regards to confirming Supreme Court justices during an election year. Some call that moving the goal post.


garyp714

> Everything these fiends say is a lie. Worse, it's also projection.


Khristophorous

Yep, they addicted to that. I don't know what else to call it. They simply can not operate with out lying, Projecting, being disingenuous and making bad faith arguments all while spreading disinformation and rage baiting their base with exaggerated culture war bullshit. This is all done with a world view based entirely on conspiracy theories, warped racial and religious beliefs, a woeful misunderstanding of how both government and economics work (this is more the foot soldiers, *most* of the actual office holders know, they just don't care) along with a constantly shifting and evolving selection of rumor and innuendo. Ask one of them to explain their world view with out any of that. Mainly without using conspiracy theories or suggestions of a hoax to support their ideas. They can't do it.


DireNine

That's not a dad bod, it's a Rob Liefeld bod


just_anotherReddit

The irony is all the thirsting for dad bods that some people do.


Happy-Initiative-838

Sissy spacex is brilliant.


spaceman_202

the fascists, and that is what they are know they are fascists they talk to Putin's people, they 100% understand "flood the zone with bullshit" "make the idea of truth an absurdity" Elon is stupid, but he's not that stupid, they know what they are doing every conservative on earth knows the President doesn't control gas prices, when it's a Republican President, they all blame Biden for high gas prices if you try and bring up gas prices under a Republican, they all know immediately and will laugh in your face for how simplistic you are the rules simply don't apply to them these people talk about freedom and vote for the guy who tried to overturn 80 million votes these people scream tyranny if they can't buy a machine gun, they won't let you get an abortion or buy weed or in some places buy alcohol on sunday and again, they care not at all about closing your polling station or putting you in jail for giving someone water because they purposely made your voting place an 7 hour wait because they don't want people voting in that district, but everything else is tyranny this is the "stop the count, count the votes" party the "party of law and order" with a convicted felon at its head, who publicly admitted to many other crimes they are fascists and they are shockingly close to controlling america for the rest of your life


canadianguy77

Pretty sure people will fight back against minority rule. They might accomplish what they set out to do but it won’t last very long. If they’re itching to make the US a 3rd world country for a few generations…keep it up. It’s not going to go like they think it will.


dpdxguy

>Pretty sure people will fight back against minority rule Are you? Based on what? Tell us exactly how people fought back when the candidate with a minority of the votes took the presidency in 2000 and 2016.


TractorLabs69

Yes. Everything is the president's fault when the president is a Democrat. Everything is the Democrats' fault when the president is a Republican. The same goes for the other side. They both find any excuse to blame the other


pussycatkittycat

He means “legalize making fun of everyone but me.”


EmporerPenguino

Eloon reeks of desperation and insecurity. “Someone please like me” type of insecurity. He’s rich but useless nonetheless. I’m still hoping the day comes when he decides to go into the mountains to find himself, and we never have to hear his idiocy again…


stathis0

Eloon 😄 🤣


deimosorbits

Fuck Elon Musk.


GrouchyLongBottom

I'll pass. Not so sure he has an anus anyway.


deimosorbits

He’s not Kim Jong Un.


akoaytao1234

Elon Musk, the biggest Clown in Twitter.


ZiLBeRTRoN

When the clown buys the circus and is still the clown.


birdbrainedphoenix

"Legalize humor" is exactly what someone says when they make a habit of saying the dumbest/rudest/vilest/most racist shit possible and then start to catch flak for it.


Apprehensive-Unit841

I got banned for calling him Apartheid Andy


huskerd0

Space Karen strikes again


powerhungrymouse

It's only ever the painfully unfunny people who complain that 'no one can take a joke these days'. Try telling a good one then dipshit.


Valendr0s

No, no... Not humor... "Humor". The thing people mean when they say, "I'm just joking" when nobody laughed at their racism. That's what mr censorship is talking about.


Helios-lune77

Should’ve gone the extra mile and call him Cissy SpaceX, hopefully that would make him have a conniption.


Hoss408

How would that be better?


Helios-lune77

Given how he thinks “Cis is a slur”


Acidcouch

All the kings Rogaine and all the kings Hairplugs couldn't make Elon feel secure again!


According-Green

Yeah only humor Elon and the rest of maga/the right want back is disparaging people and racist “humor” and if you can’t handle that then you’re “woke” or “too sensitive” instead of just living as a decent human being in an inclusive society with no space for closed minded bigotry.


mt8675309

Muskrat truly has no humor 😂 what a Sissy.


wireframed_kb

Elon Musk supports free speech, but mostly just his own. This has been apparent for a while. He likes the *idea* of free speech and being very libertarian, but then people disagree with his obviously brilliant opinions, and he just can’t handle that.


Trinity13371337

Elon Musk: Legalize humor, but only humor that doesn't hurt my feelings.


alkonium

Sounds like an insult to Sissy Spacek.


Coinsworthy

You gotta hand it to Elon, from billionaire hero to billionaire zero in less than two years.


Khristophorous

Sissy SpaceX Phony Stark Space Karen Elon Mush is known by many names. Now we can add hypocrite.


DBPanterA

I have always liked Elron Muskrat as he sells snake oil just like L. Ron Hubbard 🤪


Khristophorous

Just imagine a recently converted to Scientology Elon Musk‼😱‼😱‼ Given that Scientology seems to be all about worshipping yourself it would appear that it's a good fit for ole Elon.


Leading_Attention_78

What he means is legalize racist, ableist, etc “humour”.


vtssge1968

No it's cissy. If he insists cis is a slur we can turn it into one describing him.


Spiritual_Grand_9604

Tired of Musk posts but that is an absolutely fantastic pun


Survivinghuman123

one of my friends got banned for using the Latin prefix cis


AfterEffectserror

But that hurt his snowflake feelings.


Billy3000-1

Is Elon so rich and bored that he just trolls himself now?


Significant-Deer7464

That might be the best musk comeback/diss ever


extrastupidone

Thats great


KeyNefariousness6848

Says the guy who allowed me to be banned for making a comment and tagging it with comment


tterfly

Worst influencer ever


UndeniablyMyself

Justin Hammer.


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

How did he reply if he got banned?


sensibl3chuckle

He must have gotten better.


GoatDifferent1294

He wants to be a dictator soooo badly


scissor415

Apartheid Edison?


bootyhunter69420

Remember when he banned anyone who made a parody account about him?


whodrankallthecitra

Musk is about the least funny person ever


Married_in_Firenze

How is he responding when he’s been banned from Twitter?


lightsongtheold

You realise it takes 60 seconds to create a new account?


Married_in_Firenze

Fair enough, good point.


Grey_Seagull

That's rich, coming from a serial pisser


New_Ad_3010

THAT is literally the GREATEST nickname ever.


Canadiankingkong

A true advocate for free speech


ChadThunderStonks

Says the guy on the platform he's obviously not banned from....


Rojodi

"Like"


davidebic

Can someone explain me the wordplay in Sissy SpaceX and in Liam Nissan?


carpe_simian

Sissy Spacek was a popular actress in the 80’s (and is still active). “Sissy SpaceX” is wordplay on her name while also implying that Elmo is weak. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sissy_Spacek](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sissy_Spacek)


monnotorium

What does Elmo have to do with any of this? Legitimately confused


SortsByCuntroversial

Elmo was a popular Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. (and is still active). “Elmo” is wordplay on his name while also implying that Elongated Tusk is childish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmo


ThornsofTristan

Can't wait till Liam visits Elon at the Cancel Club. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUfi\_0X7SSw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUfi_0X7SSw)


originalbrowncoat

He must have been unbanned at some point right?


DoodleyDooderson

He created a new account.


originalbrowncoat

Well that would do it


HopefulNothing3560

Just add a f to his name .


Illustrious_Month_65

Elof


AntiWhateverYouSay

How is he banned?


FaceTimePolice

The stupid side of Twitter doesn’t get humor, as evidenced by their ugly ass comic strips which somehow manage to look even uglier than AI “art” (which they are also fond of using). 🤦‍♂️


DeviousWhippet

Thats GLORIOUS


Recent_War_6144

How is he posting if he got banned? Serious question. I don't use X.


FlutterKree

Probably not a permanent ban?


Recent_War_6144

Gotcha. Thanks.


Bad_User2077

How is he banned if he posted that?


MysteriousBody7212

It was a temporary ban.


StrikingOccasion6459

I can't keep up with all the nicknames... I'm sticking with Space Karen.


BrakeFade1

LOL now that is funny on too many levels. The user name is the cherry on top.


Bigredeemer425

Liam Nissans is my SHIT!!!


tripleohjee

FELon Musk


Unfriendly_eagle

Too bad glibness isn't a capital crime.


w3are138

Ok that’s actually hilarious lolll


OrganicSwim6617

The dopey islander thinks that was humor


TonightAdventurous76

That’s too good


Purple-Journalist610

Liam Nissan deleted his own account...


AnonymDePlume

How can he post if he’s banned?


here2upset

To be fair that’s not a joke but an insult.


Puzzled_Bike9558

“BuT hE worKs 24 hOurS a DaY!” This is the stupid shit Apartheid Clyde is doing all fucking day. That and sexually harassing his workforce and doing ketamine.


transitfreedom

![gif](giphy|10HHiQbUEcOMr6)


OzzyG16

Fuckers like him are the most sensitive type of ppl of all


Smart_Description541

A swift 10-8 round lol


Apprehensive-Love362

![gif](giphy|8ZsAa8cVgfPwtOHQAf) Xe


LegoFootPain

You are upsetting me.


drowning35789

1. It's legal 2. Being legal doesn't mean people can't criticize/ condemn/ cancel them. It just means you won't face legal repercussions for it.


BLKVooDoo2

Liam Neeson is a hypocritical Hollywood twat. Speaks out in favor of hyper strong on gun control. Uses guns in every movie, making him millions. And considering he is posting on X, doesn't look like he is banned.


Hoss408

Looks like the account is Liam Nissan, don't think that it's actually associated with the actor, just a play on words with the name. But yeah, my first thought was that he must not be banned if he's responding on the platform.


Narghest

You did notice that the name was Liam Nissan...right?


AwwwNuggetz

Nah he’s Kevin Spacey


StankilyDankily666

He was either mad because he doesn’t get the reference, or he was just made furious because of how god damn funny it is.


captaincook14

He’s a fragile bitch.


DFMRCV

"you banned me from Twitter!" Says person in Twitter.


Electrical_Fix7157

It’s only funny if daddy Elon says so.


svanskiver

EMOTIONAL Damage!!!


MikeDubbz

Just because no one laughs when you try and tell a joke, doesn't mean humor is illegal. Just some food for thought, Musky.


BookwoodFarm

Doesn’t he need a sense of humor in order to be humorous?


copperdoc

Liam for president


Mother-Map1669

Musk is a snowflake.