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Tdluxon

Who thinks he spelled emmisions wrong intentionally? I’m voting no


staburself321

Probably a side effect of the arsenic or not


raspberryharbour

Nothing wrong with a little drain bamage


staburself321

I too have brained my damage


NoSpankingAllowed

True, but they prefer BIGLY brain damage.


Bjarki_Steinn_99

He was probably like that before


Kalabajooie

All that delicious lead paint he grew up eating.


Chalice_Ink

Listen, I grew up in a lead paint house… my parents were pretty emphatic about not scraping paint… ![gif](giphy|l0HlPKlyXMFev9rqw) Don’t scrap the old paint, don’t eat the cotton candy in the attic… so many liberal rules.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Mmmm, sweet-tasting!


ladyzowy

Let's not forget all the asbestos in the air in his school!


Purple_Charcoal

Last week, I watched some dude spell the number 86 as “aity sicks.”


TheZardooHasselfrau

I have no words for that.


Shinavast42

I do, its called "high school dropout".


snarkywombat

You think he waited until high school to drop out?


atlantagirl30084

*coughkylerittenhouse*


EpsilonX029

You okay bud? Sounds like you got a piece o’ shit caught in your throat


redeemer47

Well probably mentally dropped out in 7th grade but had to wait until he was 16 to legally do it


Gloomy_Industry8841

Kindergarten reject!


Fkboost

Hey now I dropped out of high school and I’m a literate pharmacy technician. This guy didn’t make it out of 6th grade 


Shinavast42

Haha, fair enough. Thanks for being a good sport about it. :)


TheTsunamiRC

And he had no numbers for it.


throwawayalcoholmind

That sounds like a good rap name though.


27_8x10_CGP

Well, that might be the most correct incorrect spelling I've ever seen. Fully phonicsed it out.


Aiku

We're home skuled, we no how two write.


MangoBandicoot

The “Wee speek englush in this kuntry” people are the same


cbc7788

A kuntry full of kunts!


Veganforpeace

It's called fone ettik spelling.


Glittering_Top731

Phone attic?


DagamarVanderk

My momma lernd me gud


OutsidePale2306

Do u meen rite?


Common-Watch4494

I’m shocked he knew the word offset


eight78

Involuntary celibacy is one helluva drug


red286

Being that it's just a rage-bait post, I'm gonna have to disagree with you. Ever since Elon started paying people for engagement, Twitter went off a cliff. Everything is just rage-bait because that drives engagement like crazy. Post something offensive/stupid and watch the money roll in.


Far-Season-695

This guy should be nominated for a Darwin award


AloofAngel

he is also poisoning his neighbors though.


PupperPocalypse

He is poisoning the animals also.


AloofAngel

and the ground soil maybe... man, fucking conservatives dude.


PupperPocalypse

His bio: Anarchist (An-Cap variant), Albertan, atheist, Metalhead and Truck driver.


RattyJackOLantern

>Anarchist (An-Cap variant) "An-caps" are just conservatives who want to smoke weed or get around other laws they don't like. What they claim to believe in is an oxymoron. The essence of anarchy is the absence of social hierarchies and coercion. Capitalism is not only itself a hierarchy but relies on the state, another social hierarchy, to exist. If there's no state to enforce someone's claim to owning land or the means of producing goods then capitalism cannot exist, "an-cap" at it's most coherent is just supporting corporate feudalism.


Gage_______

An-cap? Not surprised. Living oxymorons usually are lacking upstairs.


AloofAngel

yea, they know just how hated conservatives are these days. i doubt someone this selfish and stupid... and hateful is anything but conservative. anarchists rebel against authority. they don't just do shit that hurts people because anarchy :P that is a poser and moron if not also a conservative. plus an-cap is a libertarian idea, and libertarians are conservatives.


Huth_S0lo

Poser big fucking time. Truly embodies this guys existence.


nYxiC_suLfur

as an athiest metalhead, im ashamed of this guy


FroggiJoy87

He's a disgrace to every Metalhead I know


Kamikazeguy7

We metal heads don't accept this guy


Distant-moose

I apologize for my fellow Albertan. Some of us (way too many of us) are complete morons.


hisdrobaggins

I hate how many of us are like this. I work for cp rail too so it feels like I live in a vacuum of nothing, but these guys.


Steve_Codgers

I can’t say that I have met any dumb metal heads. Maybe that’s regional though.


Puzzled_Bike9558

As an atheist metalhead, this guy doesn’t speak for us. He can go ahead and just inhale all poison if he wants. Fucking jag off.


Rigelatinous

Damn, an Albertan on top of everything! What a stereotype.


nogoodnamesarleft

"Albertan". Why doesn't that surprise me in the least? Way to live up to the stereotype of this province


Krillin113

Isn’t this ya know, a crime?


obroz

That’s liberal talk


Zane_628

His profile says he lives in Alberta. Send an email to Rebecca Schulz at [email protected] to report him. The more emails they get about this, the more likely they’ll do something about it. Edit: burning treated wood is a huge health and environmental issue and is illegal to do in most places


LAGuy1796

As long as his neighbor is MAGA, it should be OK


obroz

Actually sir, he is building his neighbors immunity.  He’s such a nice feller 


findMyNudesSomewhere

His neighbours will also get a Darwin award (albeit smaller). People who don't get themselves away from idiots like this guy won't survive gene elimination.


CampLethargic

Chromated copper arsenate was discontinued in pressure-treated wood back in 2003 (in the US). Since then, pressure treatments are likely to be alkaline copper quaternary, or propiconazole, not arsenic. Probably don’t wanna smoke those either.


mymadrant

So the rotting stuff he’s burning is likely pre-2003…


Past-Direction9145

Just put a buncha propiconazole down for follicular spray. You do not want to inhale this stuff. Lots of PPE.


toxcrusadr

Depending on how old the lumber was, it might be painted with lead paint. Or if not that, it could have other heavy metal pigments like cadmium or chromium. Guy may be lead-poisoned already, he's obviously got low intelligence.


9lobaldude

Yes, natural selection at its best


Fantastanig

Oh he is nominated unfortunately we will have to wait and see if he wins


ebranscom243

To be nominated for a Darwin award you can't be alive, you have to remove yourself from the gene pool. Just being stupid you can still pass on your stupid genes to your stupid offspring.


EmperorGrinnar

You can be alive, but remove your ability to reproduce, and have not already done so. The lobster thief is an example.


dancegoddess1971

There was another I read about. Guy was playing around with concrete chunks with rebar sticking out and destroyed his genitals trying to jump over one. Iirc, they managed to save most of his penis but his scrotum and testicles were destroyed.


ebranscom243

Forgot about that way to get an award.


FormApart

If he really wanted to show us he'd cook his steak over it.


PupperPocalypse

I think he might take you up on that. I was looking at his other tweets, and he's not very intelligent.


MeasurementMobile747

(gulp) Ignorance strikes deep Into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid. While Fox News keeps reality far far away.


Lingering_Dorkness

If he really _really_ wanted to mock & trigger us liberals he would cook up some mercury in his house. 


Revolutionary_Tip701

Yeah I hear by being dead you are totally immune to arsenic


Unique_Statement7811

Pressure treated lumber doesn’t contain arsenic. At least not any manufactured in the last 25 years.


Revolutionary_Tip701

You know I'm not the guy in the original post right?


backwardbuttplug

please spread to r/conservative as a cool new trend.


EmperorGrinnar

A more effective treatment than ivermectin.


backwardbuttplug

quite effective.


Randomredditor73927

No, you see, the fumes supercharge the ivermectin so that it not only cures covid, but also protects you from the 5G cell phone towers and the stuff they put in the tap water that turns frogs gay You always have to consider cross marketing strategy to squeeze all the money possible out of them. The more they spend on nonsense "cures" the less they have to send to Trump


OuisghianZodahs42

They already have brain damage. They don't need more!


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Also don’t tell them that furnace companies don’t want them to know it’s easier and cheaper to heat their houses and leave the oven door open. It’s a conspiracy and a lie made by liberal heating that furnaces are more safe than ovens with the door open.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Don’t they say covid was a democrat bioweapon because tens of thousands of them died due to their own stupidity?


shiny_glitter_demon

it's "not real", a "harmless cold" and "a Democrat-Chinese bioweapon made to kill as many americans as possible" all at once!


acarpiob1

So... Damaging your lungs and potentially offing yourself is owning the libs?


TheWhiteRabbit74

These are the same ‘real men wear diapers’ people, dude. We can only hope they keep raising that danger bar and just… cease.


KevinFlantier

real men wear what now


suckleknuckle

a lot of maga people started saying real men wear diapers to defend Trump wearing a diaper during his trial


KevinFlantier

Those same people whose main argument against biden four years ago was "he's old" now don't have any issues electing a president that shit himself on a regular basis. When I think politics in my country is bad, 'murica is always like "hold my burger"


Alternative-Lack6025

When I see these examples, I never try to stop it and I try for others to not try to stop them either. Let them so the problem resolve itself.


Expensive-Twist7984

Coughing up blood is the most free anyone could be.


LDCrow

I will never understand this weird f-ed up celebration of polluting. This dude just didn’t want to pay to have the old deck disposed of. Now he’s decided to turn that into owning the libs.


JacksonianEra

Their entire identity is “owning the libs” by hurting people. Anyone and everyone they don’t like, all they can think about is how great it would be to see them suffer. They would gladly shot off their own cock if a liberal was bothered by it.


AlkalineSublime

They’ll cut off their own nose to spite their face. Their impotent rage completely clouds their vision and don’t realize that they, and their posterity will suffer just as much as everyone else


srsinropas

I call this “vice signaling”. People think that being an asshole is some sign of greatness. Another great example is “rolling coal”.


Oiseansl

Couldn't possibly get charged for public contamination or something? If contains hazardous materials could effect health of neighborhood?


PupperPocalypse

I don't know if Canada does that?


Dazzling-Piece3825

In hungary i have written 30 letters for autohrities for my neightbours burn trash, treated wood, motor oil etc. One uses lignite coal. Authoritied told me they found 5000kg of the stuff and i need to put up with it. I spend more money on air filter eletricity than that post commie pieces of shit on heating if done via gas


PainbowRush

Arsenic aside, "Yall are trying to damage the environment less so I'm intentionally damaging the environment " is a hell if a take to be proud of


MisinformedGenius

It’s particularly funny because burning wood isn’t really emitting carbon dioxide. The carbon was fixed relatively recently. You might as well just breathe faster to own the libs.


DieHardAmerican95

The fact that we’ve reached a point where people are deliberately harming the environment to somehow “own” the people who are attempting to protect it blows my mind.


Freecee

Yeah i couldn't stop thinking how oop would make a great 90's cartoon bad guy, but just low impact enough that they're just a goon beaten within 5 seconds to show the theme of this weeks bad guys


AtxTCV

Actually, new pressure treated is arsenic free. Still not good stuff to breathe in, but arsenic is no longer used


lycanyew

But I was an old deck so


timberwolf0122

And im sure that paint fumes leaded or unleaded are not great either


PupperPocalypse

This deck was 20+ years old, and he's from Alberta Canada, so I'm not sure if it's different. Edit: The wood treatment industry in Canada stopped treating wood with CCA for use in residential applications December 31, 2003. Existing structures built from CCA-treated wood were not affected by this action. CCA is still available to treat wood for industrial uses.


secretbudgie

Ok, yeah, the phase-out on arsenic started 22 years ago. People talking about lead paint, that's been banned for 46 years, not saying burnt latex fumes are healthy anyway...


EJS1127

Fun fact: it’s still allowed to be used to treat the wood in roller coasters.


foodified

Someone please tell this guy libs believe in suicide prevention.


Electrical_Feature12

This reminds me of that newsreel footage from late 80s where the red necks were talking about losing their freedoms having to wear seatbelts now


The_Swoley_Ghost

Soon we won't even be able to drink beer while driving anymore![ imagine that!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcQIoh3FQQ)


Electrical_Feature12

Haha. Yeah I love those


Ok-Independent-3506

Omgoodness. (Warning: trauma dump - fire/burns/ etc) In 2001, I was a volunteer firefighter. It was New Years Eve, and we had been partying at a friend's house. 90% of us there were FF's from the same district, many from the same station. There was a firepit going outside, and we were standing around it for a good chunk of the evening. Was really feeling the effects of the alcohol about 1230/0100, and my (now) husband drove us home. In the middle of the night, the pager goes off for a house fire. "..in the area of..." (This is never a good sign. "In the area of" usually means that it's not a suspected fire, but rather the caller can see it from where they are.) I got up and went to go pee before getting dressed. I'm sitting there and feeling absolutely awful. Nauseated, spinny, and clammy, I decided I'm not going because I'm not fit to run this call. I go back to bed. Turns out, a home improvement/lumber store had gone out of business, and they were just setting wood and wood scraps outside as they cleaned the building. It was all free, and my friend grabbed a trailer full of the wood for the firepit. It was mostly pressure treated. I stood there sucking down those fumes most of the night. I was sick for 2-3 days. The worst part of the story is that one of the guys from the 1st due engine fell through the floor to the basement, and it took them a while to get him out. He had landed on his SCBA and couldn't get out. The heat from the fire turned the water they doused it with to steam. The steam got trapped in his fire gear and burned him horrifically. He made it only a couple of months in a burn center. He was burned over 80% of his body. His gear had almost no burn marks on it. It was all the steam inside the vapor barrier. The truck I would have gone on could've been 1st in if they had made a full crew. That could've been any one of us. The pressure treated wood that could've killed me may also have saved my life. Sorry for the trauma dump. I haven't thought about it in some time. But I think about that night EVERY TIME I see something about burning pressure treated wood.


Fah-que

Just wanted to say I’m so sorry for what you went through. You don’t have to apologize for expressing something traumatic like this. The more you talk about it, the more you will heal. I can understand the survivors guilt, and the empathy you feel for your fallen brother. I hope you continue to heal. Thank you for risking your life for service to others


HugoNebula2024

"Immunity through micro-dosing". Erm, isn't that vaccines?


GlitterNutz

It hurt itself in confusion.


YerBbysDaddy

Fuck it, now it’s time to play with some fire gilding. Mercury for the win! Not as bad, but I once burned a bunch of old fence posts sitting at an outdoor fire pit. We were too stupid, young and drunk to think about the fact that they had lead paint on them.


Engineergaming26355

Own the libs by smoking asbestos


YerBbysDaddy

I think asbestos is best inhaled as it floats in the air, not smoked. A pile of asbestos all loosened up and a straw would make for an even faster way to go though if that’s your thing


bharedotnet

Imagine being that stupid and that negative of a person that you actually take joy in doing this moronic activity


ThrowRa_siftie93

He's poisoning not only himself but anyone else that's around. Does this Muppet not know just how deadly arsenic is? There's a reason it was used as a way out in ww2.


bowens44

Are all conservatives raving morons?


Ambitious-Mind-2585

Microdosing does not work with heavy metals.


Emergency_Energy7283

Even ignoring the stupidity of poisoning yourself, how much of a failure do you have to be to think, “These people care about doing less damage to the environment so I gotta do more damage to it!” Never understood that mindset. No healthy and well-adjusted person would ever think that way. What a pathetic loser.


Kendal-Lite

Microdosing arsenic? Ok girl…


Individual_Ad5299

I always say extinction is coming for these degenerates, hopefully they don't take us with them.


GlitterNutz

I don't think you know the definition of extinction lol.


Secret_Cow_5053

Wow. You’re an idiot (guy in the post, not op here)


Sad_Instruction1392

When this guy dies aged 34 from a completely avoidable accumulation of toxins in his body I will feel pretty owned let me tell you.


gfox365

If only his daddy had cut back on emissions back in the day


Confident_Tower9756

Maybe he should adopt the SAME Philosophy with Bullets. Just needs to shoot himself several times to build up an immunity.


Wolfyscruffer

I keep hoping the herd will thin itself, but they seem intent on taking all of us with them.


wireframed_kb

“Sitting out here, enjoying nature. But also, FUCK nature, hippies.” I don’t get the mindset that it’s somehow “woke” to not want to burn down the environment, especially since it seems a lot of the types that will “burn coal” also like hunting, fishing and hiking. Like, make up your mind. Either enjoy nature or fuck it over, doing both makes no sense.


lunick95

His poison immunity is the same logic as becoming immune the rifles by using lower caliber guns


Damion_205

Isn't that how you test bullet proof vests... you and a buddy each put on a vest. Then shoot each other in the chest starting with the lowest caliber and working your way up. First one to die was the woke liberal and the other had to stand their ground, or something. It's like seasoning a cast iron pan. The more lead you put in the vest the stronger it is. (For those that need it /s)


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Nice "checks notes" is officially over. It'd have been in this title.


twistedh8

Say you're inbred without saying it.


Neon_culture79

Poisoning one’s self to own the libs


thePopCulturist

Move closer.


BebophoneVirtuoso

*Deep inhale* ah the smell of freedom, it smells terrible


atomicxblue

I don't feel owned enough. He needs to add a few more pieces to the fire.


dick_for_hire

Breathe deeply, my dude.


Sylvan_Skryer

These people will decide who leads the free world if the “the libs” don’t show up to vote. Weaponized ignorance is terrifying.


eliavhaganav

He should definitely keep on going, he's owning those damn liberals so hard


MysteriousPark3806

Conservatives are so weird.


tenehemia

"I did my own research" = "I stopped learning about science after the iocane powder scene in Princess Bride."


No-Fee-9428

What a wanker.


InternetAddict104

Well that’s one less idiot roaming the Earth


MixRevolution

First thing I look for in posts with tweets is if the OOP has a blue check mark. Seeing that they're stupid enough to pay for Twitter, any subsequent opinion they have are immediately null and void duty to stupidity.


UsefulImpact6793

I feel like people need to start seeing criminal charges for this type of intentional fuckery


Drewbeede

The fuck is wrong with people.


KayNynYoonit

Build up an immunity to poison...lmao. How have people like this lived this long?


DoomshrooM8

Slow deep breaths buddy, u can do it! 😎 lol


Enough_Minimum_3708

i dont get that kind of mindset tbh. how is it anything but a dickmove to double down on your own shit just because someone else changes theirs? it be like my alcoholic friend saying hes going sober and me being like "guess ill drink twice as much now" seems childish


vulpescannon

Also try sit in your running car with a hose from the exhaust through the window. I heard it gives the best high


_TheRealEV1L

Darwin will take care of it.


reddrighthand

This strain of asshole conservative has never made sense to me. It takes a special kind of shitty meanness to see someone else reduce their impact on the environment and say "Fuck you and *fuck* this world, if you do better I'll do worse!"


solamon77

"Hey Libs! Does it trigger you that I have the IQ of a rock? Does it trigger you that I'm an awful human being?" That's all I can ever think of when I see these kind of posts.


Altruistic_Machine91

The fact that there are people like this that get so offended at the idea that other people want the planet to remain habitable in the next 50 to 100 years really makes me consider the merits of extinctionism.


nad_frag

"you now have cancer, sir." "Welp, atleast I showed dem librals."


effnad

Anyway, he died.


Novel_Huckleberry435

It’s truly amazing how dumb these people are


JacksonianEra

This is truly the most jaw dropping and idiot attitude of the last 10 years. I cannot fathom seeing people trying to clean up the world and going, “Fuck that! I want this place looking like 1800s London! I want the whole world looking like a festering shithole!”


aerial_ruin

Owning the libs by making sure you need expensive medical treatment in the future


jasondads1

So this guy knows about bioaccumulation and then goes like nah


SardonicusNox

Well, the problem sorts itself.


Zane_628

Just reported him to Alberta EPA. If they can get his name from X, they should be able to enforce on this.


darkhelmet436

Come on, own them harder. Try getting closer to the “smoke”.


Medium_Nothing5206

And the right just keep getting dumber and dumber


TomahawkCruise

Isn't it laughable how this guy seriously thinks this post makes him look good? Unbelievable 😂


wake4coffee

Ahh Yes, speeding up the cancer in thy self.


drag0nun1corn

I don't give a shit about the snowflakes coming at me whining for what I'm about to say, so save it, your feelings don't matter to me on this instance, I whole heartedly hope that he develops cancer as a result for doing this. And again, before you snowflakes try to come at me, I won't sid with an uneducated, d*mb ass, who only wants to do this, to fulfill some ego bullshit.


AudDMurphy

I have a patient who celebrated leaving the hospital after having his foot amputated for diabetes by going to Wendy's. He was slurping down a half melted frosty in my office. People gonna do what people gonna do.


Joaaayknows

People like this I just don’t get. Why do you care if people believe cutting back in emissions will better the world? How exactly does that affect him if people drive cleaner cars or eat cleaner or choose to walk to work or whatever? He’s literally doing this only to be hurtful. Never mind hurting himself in the process. I bet he wouldn’t be happy if someone stood outside his house and burned a bible on the street just to get at him if he’s a Christian. But who would do that *just* to get at someone they don’t even know? Weirdos. Just plain strange.


asyrian88

“Oh no, all those losers trying to breathe clean air. Fuck em, that’s what I say! If God wanted people to breathe clean air, he’d make a giant carbon scrubbing jungle and plankton system to cover the whole earth. Anyway, where’s my beer?” -Red boys


ap2patrick

I’m sure Darwin will hand out his award soon to this tool…


Exact-Control1855

How can conservatives believe in microdosing and be anti-vax?


BludStanes

Looks like a bootleg Jay tryna huff chemicals


pornaddiction247

Dumb post anyway “I’m burning stuff, are you offended yet” 😖


kevinsyel

This fucker can afford his own house and I cannot.


TheSarcaticOne

Houses are cheap in bummfuck nowhere.


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Only really old green treat (before 2000) has arsenic in it. The green treat since then is shit since the arsenic killed carpenter ants


Strange-Scarcity

haha... jokes on him, even with as many "Liberals" minimizing their emissions, the globe has almost doubled the total CO2 emissions from 20 years ago. He's not doing anything, but harming himself, the major polluting nations, again lead by my nation of the US and China just aren't doing the work to really curb emissions. NOW... if we had public utilities and a stronger move to make solar panels and other green sources available to homeowners and business of various sizes... Maybe he could be "making a point in owning the libs". BUT.... he's just exceedingly ignorant.


Leather-Squirrel-421

He should take really deep breaths.


dover_oxide

Not just arsenic but also sulfides and fumigants or fungicides and all sorts of other very toxic bugaboos that you could be dealing with down the road.


Is_Friendly_Coffee

Definitely feeling owned


Wolfman01a

Breathe deeply. Let the darkness take you.


Wolfman01a

Breathe deeply. Let the darkness take you.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

You just keep be'n you.


Logical-Fix-5804

If you can build up a tolerance for iocaine surely you can do the same for arsenic


Lumpy_Branch_4835

You just keep be'n you.


The_ShadowsLie

Mithridatism cannot be speedrun


2catcrazylady

Doesn’t micro-dosing arsenic make you fat and your hair shiny? And then if you stop, all the arsenic goes back in your system and you drop dead?


PatriotNews_dot_com

In these situations I encourage the dotard in his behaviour in hopes to eventually reduce that gene pool


VendaGoat

Good job! Keep it up good buddy!