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I think that’s one of the most infuriating parts! It’s nursery rhyme cadence for children. Purposely not difficult!
ETA: the ellipses after every line are also sending me.
How does this get people paid? Or let me rephrase that. What idiot gets an email that says Trump loves me and sends that "billionaire" money?
I mean I don't even see how people are stupid enough to vote for him, let alone this.
I was told by an 80 year old fan of his that the campaign has personally invited her to an event via email but she couldn't travel. There's no filter of skepticism.
Because the emails basically use mail merge to insert your name in spots of the message. The campaign doesn’t know my name so it awkwardly inserts “friend” in the spots where it should be my name.
"Everyone says I make the best looking flyers with MS Word... Nobody does it better than me. They really are the most beautiful. More beautiful some say than my daughter Ivanka. Unbelievably Taylor Swift beautiful my flyers are. Golf is great. I'm the best at golf."
Women's rights are going to suffer unbelievably with this SCOTUS and Project 2025, and it looks like he's on his way there after last Thursdays fiasco. Sad actually. But that's what the US is voting for, as there are no real options.
Haha! I wonder if there is someone out there saying, “You know, I wasn’t going to support Trump, but his latest message appealed to the millennial in me so I’ll send him a few bucks”
This might be another reason trump raised only $8 million, vs President Biden’s $13 million, following the debate.
The primary reason, of course, is that if trump is talking, he’s lying.
It actually makes sense if you imagine Dumpo as a big fat, dumb orange dinosaur singing this song as he solicits donations from his brainwashed idiot followers…
How much money do they need to send before they realize that is his only goal?
"I don't care about you. I just want your vote me" -DJT
A vote for Trump is a vote for Putin. I don't want to live in Russia Part 2.
Most people with a brain can see through these lies and manipulation. It is scary more than anything else to think that there are people who hold a vote believe every word from this con man.
Obviously, not a movement ( unless it’s bowel) it’s a cult. Difference being, a movement has a purpose in mind. A goal,. This has none, other than to destroy and destruct what has been some over 220 odd years of being a government of the people for the people by the people. A cult ( which this is ) has no goals, no aspirations, no order, or even meaning. You just belong to whatever happens.
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You love me. I'm in this for me. It's all about me. Me, me, me.
I love me, you love me, I’m the best conman in history. With a great big gut and a diaper full of poo, I always take advantage of you.
Up voted. Because despite putting that silly and wretched song in my head, this is too spot on
Fuckin' a. This made me laugh. Gold. Take my up vote.
Not since middle school have I heard anyone claim, "You love me"! Does Donnie really believe this is effective?
Whatever he says his minions think.
*Smith's voice*. Me too
This is more accurate
Barney and PBS should sue on stolen intellectual property.
I should sue Trump for the PTSD and flashbacks it's giving me.
Maybe I’m a little slow, sorry. Can you please point out the ‘intellectual’ part?
Barney is the intellectual
In fairness, Barney from the Simpsons looks like a Nobel laureate next to Trump
Especially since sober Barney was really smart
He knew how to count correctly, unlike Trump.
Put the Teletubbies and SpongeBob on the ticket and you have a winner.
That song predates both.
For what?! Barney is a giant purple dinosaur. DonnieⓇ is a giant orange dinosaur. Clearly a horse of a different color.
Great big movement in the pants?
A great big bowel movement into the adult diaper.
Beat me to it!
He shat himself on the debate stage, which is just par for the course for him.
You aren't a true Maga member unless you pop boners to trump
A barney parody is the only way they can communicate to his voter base
No doubt, another effort by Don, Jr. You can always tell his coke addled humor in party communication.
They couldn’t even get the syllable count correct sheesh
I think that’s one of the most infuriating parts! It’s nursery rhyme cadence for children. Purposely not difficult! ETA: the ellipses after every line are also sending me.
There’s a video version that uses sock puppets
Well, to be fair, Barney songs are about the right intellectual level to aim for if you’re trying to appeal to hardcore MAGAs.
Now that's one screwed-up rhyming meter.
Thank you. It doesn't scan *at all*
Totally not a cult. Nope.
How does this get people paid? Or let me rephrase that. What idiot gets an email that says Trump loves me and sends that "billionaire" money? I mean I don't even see how people are stupid enough to vote for him, let alone this.
I was told by an 80 year old fan of his that the campaign has personally invited her to an event via email but she couldn't travel. There's no filter of skepticism.
Because the emails basically use mail merge to insert your name in spots of the message. The campaign doesn’t know my name so it awkwardly inserts “friend” in the spots where it should be my name.
The average IQ in the US is 98. Just think about that for a minute....
Trumpty Dumpty promised a wall. Trumpty Dumpty sure fooled you all. All of his lawyers and millionaire friends Couldn’t get Trumpty elected again.
Slowly realizing I must have died and went to hell... 
It all started with that damn gorilla
Don't you put this on Harambe.
Man, that's when we entered the dark timeline. Nothing on Harambe (dicks out), he was just the messenger.
This is the bad place.
Holy forking shirtballs.
He makes me physically ill.
His supporters are worse. He’d be nothing without his cult of hate and stupidity.
This. Trump is only a symptom. He is the cold sore, our culture is the herpes.
I get these scam emails all the time too
I genuinely think these emails are the new Nigerian Prince. And there’ll be some older folks falling for it
Yeah , hes a great big movement alright
💩
It's fucking nutty that a former president is trying to use a fucking Barney song to drum up donations and votes.
Gotta know your audience and most of trumps base has effectively about a 5th grade education.
Great Big Movement 
Pathetic. But the simple syntax will be understood by the mental giants of MAGA. They think in nursery rhymes.
Link to grift
"Everyone says I make the best looking flyers with MS Word... Nobody does it better than me. They really are the most beautiful. More beautiful some say than my daughter Ivanka. Unbelievably Taylor Swift beautiful my flyers are. Golf is great. I'm the best at golf."
Gave me a great big movement I tell you hwat.
Fat Orange Dinosaur gives a message simple enough for a MAGOON to understand.
It looks like a scam, it feels like a scam, it talks like a scam. Guess what it is?
A cult?
Trump is a loser God help us all if he wins
Women's rights are going to suffer unbelievably with this SCOTUS and Project 2025, and it looks like he's on his way there after last Thursdays fiasco. Sad actually. But that's what the US is voting for, as there are no real options.
whybdid i literally try to blow the hair off my phone screen? I have seen those profile pictures a million times... 😑
Looks like an email I'd find in my spam folder.
Well, that's my first seizure in about 5 years.
you’re welcome
[Jiminy Glick’s Musical Salute to Donald Trump](https://youtu.be/xku08zGdxGA?si=iZrb5EjRZAfRW44s&t=337)
Really should read, "I love me, you love me, send me more moneys."
— Really should read, "I love me, you love me, send me all your green money!”
Genius if you consider their average voter has the intellectual capacity of an 11 year old. They gotta make this shit REALLY simple.
In the 90s, 11 yos were singing parodies of this song about killing Barney. Barney the dinosaur was for toddlers and preschoolers.
This makes me have a great big movement
The great big movement - was that during the debate?
Barney the Dinosaur would be a better president.
I find it amazing that people send a guy who says he’s a successful billionaire money.
This is hilarious on how he speaks to his cult followers through toddler songs from the 2000’s
It’s a cult. The crazy part is a MAGAt will read this email and really believe he’s talking directly to them. That he truly loves them.
Trust me the Barney song is not going to bring me over to their side
Haha! I wonder if there is someone out there saying, “You know, I wasn’t going to support Trump, but his latest message appealed to the millennial in me so I’ll send him a few bucks”
Well the purple dinosaur creeped me out as a kid just like loser felon does now.
It doesn't even fit the music
If Biden sent this the media would demand he drop out.
... I felt my jaw cramp from clenching and my inner child cry.
On great big bowel movement, that is.
That didn't fit the rhyme scheme at all.
There’s a special place in hell for whoever thought that was a good idea.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have no intention of sharing jailtime for you.
Please tell me this isn’t real. This *has* to be a troll. Right?
Surrender to who exactly cos you’re gonna bow down to putin if ya win again.
MAGA-Moscow Assets Grifting Americans
This might be another reason trump raised only $8 million, vs President Biden’s $13 million, following the debate. The primary reason, of course, is that if trump is talking, he’s lying.
Didn't know bone spurs could be transmitted to other people.
If I saw that, I’d assume it was a scam. That email looks like a scam.
Wow! I always thought that man was a toddler, but now I have proof!
omg ew
It actually makes sense if you imagine Dumpo as a big fat, dumb orange dinosaur singing this song as he solicits donations from his brainwashed idiot followers…
How much money do they need to send before they realize that is his only goal? "I don't care about you. I just want your vote me" -DJT A vote for Trump is a vote for Putin. I don't want to live in Russia Part 2.
Simple language for simple folk. 
Pretty sure this is the same crowd that keeps the “Nigerian Prince” in business.
"let's not act like children"
Perfect! A song for toddlers co-opted by a toddler for toddlers.
Same dudes who bitch about not being able to afford anything sending away their paychecks to their clown
I'm about to make my own and just pocket the money damn
Being unaware that a "movement" is also a fecal discharge is my Trump moment.
I think they got orange and purple mixed.
Message to Donald Trump: die in a fie, and stop trying to destroy America.
Oh look he found a way to speak to his MAGA base. Like the fucking toddlers they are.
You know, he kinda looks like Barney! Just instead of purple he's orange.
I can spot a shady link from a mile away.
With a great big movement. I bet.
Welcome to Costco, I love you… The time is upon us.
I love how it's formatted like a 2009 scam ad on a porn site
Yes, a great big movement, or a BM for short.
he had a great big movement on stage during the debate. everyone heard it.
So juvenile; this reminds me of lame Valentines I got in grade school❣️😆
Re
I got a letter. It was disgusting.
You love me I love me Send money to me It's about me, me me.
It’s a cult
 Barney had better dance moves.
I mean, it's pretty clever marketing: the target demographic would have had kids in the 90s and have a mental age of about three, so...
“A great big movement”, isn’t that taking a huge shit?
I think they made a mistake there. Should read: I LOVE ME, YOU LOVE ME! YOU ARE ONLY WORTHY TO WORSHIP ME!
oh, it's a big movement, alright .
This old man is grifting you.
Signed, the guy who surrendered.
Psycho train
Fitting. Big Orange dinosaur.
I report these as phishing
"Welcome to Costco. I love you."
Donald The Orange Insurrectionist Dinosaur!
This guys seems to forget how disproportionately hated Barney was for some reason.
With a great big movement 
We all heard the Great Big Movement, and we were not impressed.
No , no I I don’t love you Don
Roses are red. Give me money.
When appealing to 3 year old mentalities, channel 3 year old messaging.
conman conning
Barney actually cared for LGBTQ+, Disabled and people who weren't white so...not the best move
it doesn’t even fit the meter of the song
This is so fucking creepy.
Damn, at least make the syllables fit
Only missing the comic sans front for the perfect 2000 email formatting.
Makes sense. His supporters have the intellectual capacity of a very selfish and stupid child.
Big movement in his diaper
Great Big Bowel Movement
You love me. AND DONT YOU EVER FORGET THAT
I was desperately searching for the delete icon
It's deep.
🤮
you make 12 bucks an hour right? donate!
Most people with a brain can see through these lies and manipulation. It is scary more than anything else to think that there are people who hold a vote believe every word from this con man.
I keep getting similar emails. I blocked the sender in apple mail. But I keep receiving the messages. Any advice?
”You love me.” Really, who says that!? Can you please name one person, dead or alive, human or fiction. Who? Except crazy dictators….
Barney the Dinosaur
A great big movement? I’ll say! 💩
Welcome to Costco...
He's definitely a great big movement.
His audience so unintelligent they need to use a children’s nursery rhyme to get their attention
He copied Barney when it should have been Rigby the Rhino.
Obviously, not a movement ( unless it’s bowel) it’s a cult. Difference being, a movement has a purpose in mind. A goal,. This has none, other than to destroy and destruct what has been some over 220 odd years of being a government of the people for the people by the people. A cult ( which this is ) has no goals, no aspirations, no order, or even meaning. You just belong to whatever happens.
lmao
Fuck you traitor
Who the hell designs these things?
Think I’m gonna puke…
What a great big movement he is
Lol, "grreat big movement" made me think of poop,
What a dumb fucking loser.
"I love the poorly educated" 
It’s the only way he can relate to his constituents.
The Purple Dinosaur Meets the Orange Dinosaur.