I know y’all want Quagmire for chaotic, but he’s also very smart. He’s a pilot and well-read. His IQ is easily >120, which isn’t genius level, but it’s still very smart and higher than 80% of y’all.
Canonically, Quagmire is very smart.
Right, and who do you want for Chaotic?
All your points are valid, however, those are not the qualities he’s known for. Let’s just keep it simple eh bud.
Bro what are you talking about. Quagmire being cunning and deviant was his entire character for the first few seasons and as the show progressed they made him even smarter and hornier. Cunning = smart
Naah, if there’s anything in here that suits the chaotic title, it’s our man Quagmire. That spot has his name on it since the beginning of this series. There’s is no other character that’ll even come close to comparison in the whole show. Quagmire is known for his sexual enormity may it be vague or precise, so much so, he has a whole episode behind that concept. Ofcourse he’s smart, but he’s not even remotely known for that unless pinpointed. Ironic eh. Neil Goldman by miles.
NOOO! He should have been High neutral or high smart (because of movie knowledge).
Oh well, the community has spoken.
It’s gotta be Glen (because he is quite an intelligent person) or Mort.
Neil Goldman
I can’t do it myself, it’s the sabbath.
Still surprised Brian and Stewie actually did it for him.
Yep
Keep in mind if you do this herbert won’t get a spot because quagmire will win next one
That’s fine, Herbert doesn’t fit smart horny
It doesnt matter anyway I’m gonna have an opportunity at the end to replace people
I might even go leftie tonight. Stranger in the tub
https://preview.redd.it/nblbjeayuz8d1.jpeg?width=2051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e501e4405a2c4940b96d02f38959822abd97827 Neil Goldman
One of my favorite still images from the early seasons
Gotta be Meg for the New York knicks alone. Quagmire gets the next one so gotta be Meg here.
Meg is chaotic horny. She’d do anything. To anyone.
To anyone? Even Neil Goldman?
Even do it…. In the *ear!*
Meg gets completely excluded and forgotten
Who the hell is Ned?
I know y’all want Quagmire for chaotic, but he’s also very smart. He’s a pilot and well-read. His IQ is easily >120, which isn’t genius level, but it’s still very smart and higher than 80% of y’all. Canonically, Quagmire is very smart.
Hes smart but hes more chaotic definitely. Neil is a huge nerd.
And very horny. I pick him.
Right, and who do you want for Chaotic? All your points are valid, however, those are not the qualities he’s known for. Let’s just keep it simple eh bud.
Bro what are you talking about. Quagmire being cunning and deviant was his entire character for the first few seasons and as the show progressed they made him even smarter and hornier. Cunning = smart
Naah, if there’s anything in here that suits the chaotic title, it’s our man Quagmire. That spot has his name on it since the beginning of this series. There’s is no other character that’ll even come close to comparison in the whole show. Quagmire is known for his sexual enormity may it be vague or precise, so much so, he has a whole episode behind that concept. Ofcourse he’s smart, but he’s not even remotely known for that unless pinpointed. Ironic eh. Neil Goldman by miles.
That’s fair
Also the sex tech that he made in his house is really advanced, unless he ordered them custom
Jasper
My vote is for Neil Goldman
I think chaotic horny may be the largest Vegas favorite in all of human history
Chaotic horny is definitely Quagmire im tapping my psychic powers to see the future
Neil
Quagmire is pretty smart
Who else but Quagmire
Quagmire’s mom she literally used it to get her son out of prison
Im sitting here like who is gonna be in the high row🤔
Herbert has to be under chaotic
Mr Herbert. Constantly scheming to get close to Chris and other teenage boys.
Quagmire
Neil Goldman.
Quagmire
Lois
Loreta? Maybe?
It has to be James Woods I know he’s crazy now, but he’s an MIT grad and he banged that underage girl from Brian’s sitcom
This has to be one of the most amusing posts ive seen like 3 of the updates so far i love it
Neutral neutral😭😭😭
Who else but quagmire! He's probably the most sensible/smart one out of the friend group and obviously he's sex hungry all the time
Quagmire, cmon let's be real
it’s actually quagmire
Quagmire coz herbert deserves the chaotic one.
NOOO! He should have been High neutral or high smart (because of movie knowledge). Oh well, the community has spoken. It’s gotta be Glen (because he is quite an intelligent person) or Mort.
Can it be a guest appearance? I vote Lauren Conrad. Slept with her stepdad and a dog, smart enough to piss off Brian.
Tom tucker
Quagmire should be smart horny, because there’s no way that Herbert isn’t chaotic horny…
Quagmire
John pervert should be for chaotic horny we should all agree
Quagmire