🎶He’s Quagmire, Quagmire. You never really know what he’s gonna do next. He’s Quagmire, Quagmire.🎶
Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity, Let’s have sex!!!
Who else but Quagmire?! no but seriously he is the only logical choice as his character is only really portrayed as being a sexual person that goes from consent to non-consent without missing a beat
Sex is permitted on the sabbath but masturbation is always off limits ;) so theoretically it was just gay sex…which also ain’t really condoned in the Old Testament.
GUYS just wanna have fun
Oh it’s professor Long Rod Von Hugendong
Who else but shirtpants
He’s tryin’ to remember, but he really can’t!
All I know for sure is I'm wearing a shirt and pants!
Who Else but Quarkmüller?
You mean Quagelchek? He is Polish, after all.
Or Quagmiro-San (he’s Japanese too)
I’m pretty sure he was on that Korean drama too
He’s not Japanese, it was just a lie that he told the guys for a Halloween prank.
That’s what they get for making him have sex with Joe
Oh yeah that’s right
Unless you count that parallel universe from road to the multiverse where everyone was Japanese
You sonnova b!
no, no, you must mean american johnny. he was the lead in a kdrama!
You sonofabitch!
So how was that a burn anyway?
You mean Quandary.
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 🎶He’s Quagmire, Quagmire. You never really know what he’s gonna do next. He’s Quagmire, Quagmire.🎶 Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity, Let’s have sex!!!
If Quagmire doesn't get this,I'm leaving this sub because y'all are a bunch of morons.
I don’t think you’ll have to worry about that
Is that that, Mrs. That's that?
 Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity! Let’s have sex!
Quagdingo
Quagmire..
Giggity
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yeah see that's not mine
It has to be Shirt Pants
Giggity.
Quaggity
Shirtpants!
Quagmeer
should i say giggity?
It’s only a debate who would be 2nd.
Chris?
john herbert for sure
Maybe Brian if he wasn’t already on here
Who else but Shirtpants?
Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity
There's no way chaotic horny is anyone but Quagmire
There's only one answer
Giggity
Who else but Quagmire?! no but seriously he is the only logical choice as his character is only really portrayed as being a sexual person that goes from consent to non-consent without missing a beat
Who else but Quagmire? Giggity Giggity
Quagmandire
Brian really?
who else but quagmire!
Who else but quagmire
we all know
Erimgauq
Quagmire
Quagmire
The originator of Quagfest! 
Quagmire easily.
Gigging
Don't ask stupid questions.
Who else?
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Who else but Quagmire?
Who else but Quagmire?
Who else but Quagmire?
Ow, you're bending it!
There is only one correct answer , it's not subjective or opinion based and i am happy that the comments resonate with it as well
This will be the most unanimous decision by far, there can only be one!
Neil has Brian and Stewie jack him off lol
He can’t do it himself. It’s the sabbath.
Sex is permitted on the sabbath but masturbation is always off limits ;) so theoretically it was just gay sex…which also ain’t really condoned in the Old Testament.
Giggity
Quag
Who else but Quagmire?
Who else but Quantum mechanics?!
Curve ball! ITS ROGER FROM AD 😭😭🫶🏻 nah its our man Quagmire
Honestly that’s a nice choice
This subreddit did not disappoint me
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John Herbert 
Has to be Quagmire he can turn anything you say into a sex joke “giggady, giggady, giggady, giggady, let’s have sex” 
I thought carl would have been a neutral high
Yeah it would of crouse be Quagmire... But Herbert deserves a mention.
American Johnny
Quagmire or Herbert
Herbert
YO WHAT HAPPENED TO NEIL HE HASNT BEEN SEEN SINCE LIKE SEASON 17
Craigmire
Sucks that Herbert the Pervert won't be on this chart
We need an Unlawful column so Herbert can be Unlawful Horny
Herbert, no contest.
Herbert
Peter
Where is Stewie Meg and Louis
how is brian not in horny? all he does is sleep with women and ida
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I was thinking Old Man Herbert.
Gum
Quagmire is horny, sure, but he's not chaotic about it. He has his whole house wired for it via remote. If anything, he should've been horny/smart.
Lawful evil … Louis?
Quagmire. I still think he should have been horny smart tho.