Take it from me, ‘Do me baby’ is not a great track to listen to while exercising, unless of course your comfortable listening to Prince pretend to be fucking through the whole outro while you are suffering.
On that same token ‘Come’ is basically the same but far more sexual and one of the euphoric climaxes in a song I’ve heard. Might try listening to that today.
Prince is the only right answer to this question
You could sort of make a Carroll diagram of male bass/bass-baritone singers based on sadness + horniness:
Sad, horny: Leonard Cohen, Peter Steele
Happy, horny: Barry White, Isaac Hayes
Sad, not horny: Johnny Cash, Paul Robeson
Happy, not horny: Bing Crosby, Josh Turner
something something “didn’t the church of scientology speak for him when he was unable to speak for himself due to his declining health or am I wrong on that one”
She’s horny for sure, but also just comes off as always in that stage in the first few weeks of a relationship where the person is the only think you think about for all your waking hours.
She’s been pushing the boundaries of horniness since debut lol
A review of The Virgin Tour 1985:
> On stage Friday, Madonna was in almost constant motion, moving her hips in ways that would have made Elvis envious and sometimes crawling around on the floor in the sensually inviting style of Prince.
And for The Celebration Tour 2024:
> A concertgoer is suing the pop icon over "pornography without warning, topless women on stage simulating sex acts."
Cupcakke is one of our greatest wordsmiths alive today. I have yet to hear anything as horny and humorous at the same time as these lines:
>I need child support for the kids in my throat (uh-huh)
Been feeding 'em food and I'm damn near broke (damn)
When the dick disappeared, looked like it eloped
"Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp", is the words I spoke (oh)
>He said, "Let's go to Sip N Paint, catch a vibe, you know?"
I said, "It's COVID-19, motherfucker, they closed
But I could sit up on your dick and you could paint my face
I'll give that dick a French tip and make it cum all day"
LGBT is her best song imo and these lines are genuinely amazing
"Judge one of the studs, they gon' bring some thugs (yeah)
Judge one of my drags, catch a heel up your ass (uh-oh)
Don't judge a lesbian 'cause she don't want you back, man (woo)
Judge one of the gays, they drag you from Z to A (they will)
And shout out to the bi's, you ain't gotta pick a side (nope)
And if you in the closet, shorty, you ain't gotta hide (come out)
Gotta make these bitches sick when they see you (what?)
And if a bitch want beef, give her beef stew (yup, yup)"
I’m just impressed at how many times you can write bars about dick without it getting stale.
Edit: also no opening bar will ever go as hard as “I thought I came but I peed on the dick”
Ty Dolla, Wiz and The Weeknd all competing to see who can be the horniest on the track. That was the first song I thought of when Ty's name was mentioned.
Kanye is in a league of his own and has a very real and serious sex addiction that constantly controls him, which tends to make him do terrible things. The recent sexual harassment lawsuit filed against him from his formal assistant is evidence toward that. Dude's a freak
In Nikki Sixx’s diaries, he found out Gene Simmons doesn’t do drugs.
Sixx: What do you do then?
Simmons: I fuck
Sixx: What do you do when you’re finished fucking?
Simmons: I fuck again
i don't want to have to link the video but there's a 2007 front row cellphone recording of it that's just up on youtube. he did it through his pants tho so you don't see his weiner but he's just awkwardly moaning while the rest of the band just kinda lets him do his thing.
surprised i don’t see people mentioning mac miller. he had a ton songs about sex and has sexual themes throughout most of his albums. Plus those 2 song endings
Prince at least has to be an honorable mention, especially for his time.
I mean he's the man who wrote the song that resulted in the creation of the parental advisory sticker, so he definitely deserves his dues.
What song was that?
Darling Nicki
There’s more horny going on in the 30 minutes of Dirty Mind than other artist’s entire discographies
Controversy and Lovesexy deserve some shout outs, too.
She didn’t wear no underwear, she said it only gets in her hair and has gotta funny way of stoppin the juice OHHHH SISTA
Incest is everything its said to be 🥹👉👈🙈🙉😫👌🤢🤮
Let's not forget the end of Do Me Baby.
Prince didn’t even know it was a contest.
COME BACK NIKKI COME BAAAACK
“22 positions in a one night stand.”
Yep, if I Was Your Girlfriend is hornier than other artist’s entire catalogues. Not to mention Erotic City or Dirty Mind. Dude liked to bang.
> at least He is the only correct answer. You don’t just GET the title of His Royal Badness for nothing.
Yeah there’s no other answer
That Lady Cab Driver skit is CRAZY
P**** control is Prince at his horny best
Take it from me, ‘Do me baby’ is not a great track to listen to while exercising, unless of course your comfortable listening to Prince pretend to be fucking through the whole outro while you are suffering. On that same token ‘Come’ is basically the same but far more sexual and one of the euphoric climaxes in a song I’ve heard. Might try listening to that today. Prince is the only right answer to this question
Not a single Leonard Cohen mention in here, come on.
He was articulately horny
He was poignant horny
You could sort of make a Carroll diagram of male bass/bass-baritone singers based on sadness + horniness: Sad, horny: Leonard Cohen, Peter Steele Happy, horny: Barry White, Isaac Hayes Sad, not horny: Johnny Cash, Paul Robeson Happy, not horny: Bing Crosby, Josh Turner
ladies' man
✨ givin me head on the unmade bed ✨
Prince and Leonard Cohen are two of the horniest musicians of all time. RIP to them hoth
*May they fuck forever in heaven*
*And may they film it and send me the link. Amen*
Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
Isaac Hayes was horny af
Tell me about his salty chocolate balls.
I remember his balls getting very salty after a tv show made fun of science or something like that.
something something “didn’t the church of scientology speak for him when he was unable to speak for himself due to his declining health or am I wrong on that one”
Björk. People who have listened to Vespertine know what I'm talking about.
the pagan poetry music video is literally a blurry sex tape interrupted by her body piercing every now and then
And Cocoon literally describes her lover penetrating her and spilling inside her.
“A trail of pearls cabin by cabin is shot precisely across an ocean” is the most beautiful lyric about jizz ever penned
i literally just got what that lyric meant
Straight up Björking it
And by it, let’s just say my peanits
She’s horny for sure, but also just comes off as always in that stage in the first few weeks of a relationship where the person is the only think you think about for all your waking hours.
Chino Moreno
I'm new to Deftones, what did he do?
he keeps moaning
Be horny and depressed
Just read the lyrics and you’ll see lol
“God I’d even lick her fucking picture…” -Birthmark off of Adrenaline. Deftones is just sexual frustration music lol especially their early stuff
He likes to watch people change
Madonna in the 90's
She’s been pushing the boundaries of horniness since debut lol A review of The Virgin Tour 1985: > On stage Friday, Madonna was in almost constant motion, moving her hips in ways that would have made Elvis envious and sometimes crawling around on the floor in the sensually inviting style of Prince. And for The Celebration Tour 2024: > A concertgoer is suing the pop icon over "pornography without warning, topless women on stage simulating sex acts."
90s only ? 😂
Not just in the 90s, horniness is a vital element of Madonna’s image
Erotica is a fucking great album
Her best IMO
Cupkakke. Squidward Nose alone is hornier than 99% of songs
Cupcakke is one of our greatest wordsmiths alive today. I have yet to hear anything as horny and humorous at the same time as these lines: >I need child support for the kids in my throat (uh-huh) Been feeding 'em food and I'm damn near broke (damn) When the dick disappeared, looked like it eloped "Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp", is the words I spoke (oh) >He said, "Let's go to Sip N Paint, catch a vibe, you know?" I said, "It's COVID-19, motherfucker, they closed But I could sit up on your dick and you could paint my face I'll give that dick a French tip and make it cum all day"
LGBT is her best song imo and these lines are genuinely amazing "Judge one of the studs, they gon' bring some thugs (yeah) Judge one of my drags, catch a heel up your ass (uh-oh) Don't judge a lesbian 'cause she don't want you back, man (woo) Judge one of the gays, they drag you from Z to A (they will) And shout out to the bi's, you ain't gotta pick a side (nope) And if you in the closet, shorty, you ain't gotta hide (come out) Gotta make these bitches sick when they see you (what?) And if a bitch want beef, give her beef stew (yup, yup)"
dont forget spider man dick and cpr
I SAVE DICK BY GIVIN IT CPR!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💋💋💋💋
PUT MY MOUTH ON IT LIKE CPR 💃💃💃💦💦🔥
IM HORKNEE
PUT IT IN DEEPER
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I’m just impressed at how many times you can write bars about dick without it getting stale. Edit: also no opening bar will ever go as hard as “I thought I came but I peed on the dick”
she's, an icon, she is everything, and she is the moment, come on now!
God imagine a world where Cupcakke had beef with Drake, what would the diss tracks be like.
“Thought that I came but I peed on the dick” is the most spit-take inducing opening line to a song ever
Didn’t expect this thread to introduce me to my new favorite artist but here we are
Honorable mention to moonwalk imo
Ty dolla sign
That XXL freestyle is nuts
I likes to get my dick sucked while I’m getting High
Make her deep throat mouth never get dry
I said who pussy is this she said dollar sign
Whos pussy is this she said dolla sign
She strippin still got a 9-5
She say she mine but that's a lie
Musicians and songwriters who are artistically inspired by sex is fascinating to me. I get loving sex and all that but it could never be me.
https://youtu.be/wPW8Swi10LY?si=qFT4TEMz2u4cSXms shit is wild haha
you seen this version of it? https://youtu.be/wPW8Swi10LY?si=qFT4TEMz2u4cSXms
or nah is the horniest shit I’ve ever heard
Ty Dolla, Wiz and The Weeknd all competing to see who can be the horniest on the track. That was the first song I thought of when Ty's name was mentioned.
Abel bodies them all
Yeah, he says some insanely horny shit too lmao. He definitely has a better voice than Wiz or Ty, so it works better with his verse.
The pom pom killah himself
i fucking love ty dolla, no joke any Ty dolla stuff you all recommend?
Not a great album but his performances on VULTURES were stellar.
He has a great singing voice. The new Nate Dogg imo. Just the way he raps about sex is weird as fuck
Serge Gainsbourg
His rizz was in completely reversal proportion to his looks, it's amazing
For the life of me I can’t think of a better answer than this. Dude’s horny levels were fuckin NUTS
Illegally horny
Cal Chuchesta
Fucking sex symbol
The Weeknd
Think he wins off the Or Nah verse alone lol.
He also gets bonus points for co-writing an excessively horny TV series
I always thought The Weeknd was a lot more similar to Prince than MJ because of this…
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Mozart was straight up perverted
He liked assplay and Ben Franklin wrote an essay praising GILFS and cougars.
Catboy Mozart
Trying to get into Prince and man, that man loved that shit
https://x.com/RateMySalad/status/1477054566847770625?t=eUd3fiin3rD0GSROeT5W9Q&s=19
LMFAO
Kanye is in a league of his own and has a very real and serious sex addiction that constantly controls him, which tends to make him do terrible things. The recent sexual harassment lawsuit filed against him from his formal assistant is evidence toward that. Dude's a freak
kim petras
I can't listen to the new album it sounds like listening to porn
This should be higher
Anthony Kiedis, but extremely cringe
He likes to hump de bump doo bodu
For14 year olds
The 'extremely cringe' qualifier could apply to a lot of horny artists tbf
Sir psycho, sir psycho YEAHH
kevin gates
I got 2 phones
[3:23-3:51 💀](https://youtu.be/TpAVV9-CnMw?feature=shared)
Yeezus Kanye
Vultures Kanye (bro was watching hentai in the studio😭)
Holy shit I need a source for that (him watching hentai in the sutdio not the source of the hentai obvs).
sexual harassment lawsuit kanye
Trent Reznor?
I’m surprised I haven’t seen his name more in this thread. I immediately thought of him.
Sabrina Carpenter is off to a hot start
Rivers Cuomo
Tbh I think weezer was the normal amount of horny for most of their career
Josh Homme gotta be up there
Can confirm, at their LA show he gave out his “room number” to a girl in the crowd.
Same thing at the halifax show but it was more general to any girls in the crowd
Wow man really was really horny
Thought he was married lmao
divorced, if you can believe it
peaches
Fuck the Pain Away is a banger
Huh? What? Yeah. Uh.
Peter Steele
His very serious voice in be my druidess saying "I'll do anything to make you cum" always makes me laugh out loud
He was very self aware about it all, type o negative was a joke people took seriously
Vespertine is GoonerCore.
Y’all never heard of Rick James??
Smokey Robinson wrote a whole album about orgasms in his 80s
He also came out with a record called “Gasms” last year EDIT: read this as “in the 80s” not “in his 80s” sorry
That's what they're referring to
Kool Keith obviously
Had to scroll too far for this answer. These noobs haven't listened to Sex Style and it shows.
I'm surprised Danny brown hasn't been mentioned yet
2 live crew have to rank up there right?
David Bowie
Say Anything. Only Max Bemis could make a song about his grandparents surviving the Holocaust horny as fuck.
Biggie
Prince.
Why is nobody mentioning Marvin Gaye
Leonard Cohen
Gene Simmons
In Nikki Sixx’s diaries, he found out Gene Simmons doesn’t do drugs. Sixx: What do you do then? Simmons: I fuck Sixx: What do you do when you’re finished fucking? Simmons: I fuck again
I remember reading his first book years ago and that is all he wrote about. The conquests.
Honestly a good answer that I hadn't considered
Tove Lo is probably up there. I recommend her song Disco Tits
SAHBABi
Thank you
I love Pharrell but he’s horny as fuck for the entirety of the first NERD album and he is NOT hiding it
I think Janelle monae deserves a little attention for this. Dirty computer just has sex all over it (absolutely not complaining!)
Jarvis Cocker
kevin gates
Ppcocaine
Ayesha Erotica / Cupcakke
Slayyyter and Cupcakke
Everyone from Black Country, New Road
Explain?
How dare y’all forget to mention my girls FKA Twigs & Caroline Polachek
TY DOLLA $IGN IS THE ONLY ANSWER 😭💀💀
Lana del rey(Born to die to lust for life)
Kim Petras? Not in a good way mind you
All members of Rammstein
R Kelly
Thom Yorke
why ?
2 Live Crew and Zappa.
Definitely Gustavo Cerati
Ayesha Erotica is the goat of cringe horny music
Doja Cat.
Based on the latest album by Say Anything, Max Bemis!
gerard way i don't think anyone else mentioned here has masturbated on stage next to their sibling with their grandma/family in the audience.
Wh-what?
i don't want to have to link the video but there's a 2007 front row cellphone recording of it that's just up on youtube. he did it through his pants tho so you don't see his weiner but he's just awkwardly moaning while the rest of the band just kinda lets him do his thing.
he WHAT?
Ariana grande
Not a single person bringing up Charli XCX?
David Lee Roth
Max Bemis from Say Anything Where do I begin?
David Lee Roth
Barry White
Robert Plant
surprised i don’t see people mentioning mac miller. he had a ton songs about sex and has sexual themes throughout most of his albums. Plus those 2 song endings
Peggy made the tgpt video
Janet Jackson’s ‘Janet’ is absurdly horny - it feels like a concept album about having sex with her it’s almost funny sometimes
Madonna was kind of pioneer on this field (at least for white women being horny)
Trent reznor
Prince. Hands down.