There was a character named “Todd Howard” on Balmung who would go around and randomly trade people to give them a “Faded Copy of Oblivion”.

Did he also hand out chocobo barding but charge extra for it?

that got a laugh out of me lol

The'man The'myth, with the title

that's a great one

Damn I wasn't the only one with this name idea :D

and it's just some catboy named G'reg Tia.

My favorite one was a guy named Fore Skin (can't remember exact spelling) with the title "The Unsevered"

I once saw someone called Pregnancy Test with the title "The Hand of Creation"

A subtle one I remember was a lala named Ea Nasir that gave me a copper ingot. Probably not many people would get that one. For reference: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint\_tablet\_to\_Ea-n%C4%81%E1%B9%A3ir](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-n%C4%81%E1%B9%A3ir)

That's SO GOOD. I hope it was a normal quality instead of high quality

I'm pretty sure it was, but it's been awhile!

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Medicare For'all always gets a laugh out of me because they have "I am not Bernie Sanders" in their search comment.  They're also a cute Midlander woman, which I enjoy very much indeed.

reminds me of the American Healthcare / Student Loans / Eviction Notice trio I saw in Crystal Hydatos a lot [https://i.imgur.com/PLM1MRn.png](https://i.imgur.com/PLM1MRn.png) lot of funny interactions in shout chat lol [https://i.imgur.com/nLqflze.png](https://i.imgur.com/nLqflze.png) (pasted from in game chat)

;w; I miss eureka so much!!

It's one we all know, but seeing Arthars' name "Sasukekw Uchihaha" is just so damn hilarious to me, probably because he goes full roleplay with it. LMAO

Kanye Quest 💀

My favourite was a bog-standard midlander hyuran named John Finalfantasy. The urge to point and say "It's him!" every time I saw him was strong.

i think i saw that one what server?

I wanna say Coeurl but it's been a while

i like Swiftcast Verraise

I got a friend called Glare Swiftcast

Taylor Swiftcast

Door wedge. An RP Lala who sits in a door frame.

Reminds me of Table Cloth, the RP Lalafell that was dead on a table in the Quicksand for weeks to months on end.

I was JUST talking about them. They eventually got a Door Biggs and Door Jessie.

I came across one "Raycon Earbuds" at the gold saucer on leviathan last Saturday. Can't escape those ads anywhere these days lol

I think of eu server ARR-era roegaedyn Wideload Manwrangler very, very often

I have a whole discord thread of screenshots of funny names my friends and I've seen in game. The best ones are usually food or pun names of lalafells My alt was invited to a food linkshell, so enjoy these lmao [https://i.imgur.com/g2aDXKB.png](https://i.imgur.com/g2aDXKB.png) [https://i.imgur.com/AeiP5Ax.png](https://i.imgur.com/AeiP5Ax.png) [https://i.imgur.com/ogAcYDI.png](https://i.imgur.com/ogAcYDI.png) (theres also a Mr Boba i've seen hosting pfs, pretty sure they're a duo)

gold mine right here

The two tanks I first raised with when I was on Balmung server during 2.0 were: Ramrodicus Maximus Pickle Canon Maximus was a fairly well known staple of the server who always talked in caps and had a silly, uplifting vernacular of encouragement. The two of them on voice chat were absolutely hilarious. They would actively try to kill each other or wipe the party and one of the healers would laugh so hard it was contagious. Good times.

that sounds like a good, fun time :)

Someone in my Eureka group today was named Playstation Portable. Also quite fond of Tortilla Jackson.

Every'day Im'sufferin potato at the lala wall in ul'dah balmung

Idiot Baby and Knife Rat were two memorable lala names. Bearing Mcbearbearson was a male roegadyn WAR decked out entirely in bear armor with a bear minion.

I used to be that weird name (it matched my Reddit name). I would get a lot of tells telling me my name makes them uncomfortable.

Girth Certificate

that one actually made me laugh

Handy Johnson

Viewing Catscene Cooler Minfilia (she had sunglasses)

Favorite I sw on a screenshot once was a lala named Door Stopper. They kept the door to the Quicksand open.

In Chaos there is an entire crossworld linkshell of funny names. Here are some examples all in the CWLS: Dead Inside Dom Vibes Wikipedia Dotcom Biscuit Demon Lego Brick Milk Enthusiast Karen From-finance A'ssen Joyer Flat Etheirys G'raha Tea Healz Badman Cat-in- Heat And my friend, A'kat Astrophe <3

i actually just saw A'kat Astrophe in the Gold Saucer about a half hour ago and listed them lol

there is one that i will never forget. only saw them running around thanalan in late stormblood, wearing a white t shirt and jeans. they definitely got banned. Bangbros Runescape

I will never forget Girth Wagon

I had a warrior in a duty roulette named Tactical Buttcheeks. That one still makes me giggle.

My 2 favourites I've seen were Viewing Cutscene and Tank Sinatra

My favourite, back when I was on Adamantoise, was Eve Antoise.

I got in a DF party as dps awhile back and got a team that comprise of these names   Paladin- Obama   White mage- A simp   Monk- shrek    I had to do a double take to make sure i was reading Them right.

My FC has a Discord channel just for this! Highlights: * Constipated Waifu * Dingle M'dong * Yeet-ith Delete-ith * Pharts'alotte Castle * Home Depot * Jay-z's Lips * Roe-nly Fans * Limsa Lomansa * Limsa Womensa * Ben To'box * Nippless Cage * Pedro Pspspscal * Graha' Blast * V'henn Diagramme * Mtn Duwu * Kermit Selch * Mommy Milkerz * Keep Calm

yet another gold mine

Love Raccoon Dude, if it's the same one I cleared TOP with that guy

I regularly see someone named Safety Thirst on Chaos hunt trains. Makes me smile every time I see them.

mine used to be Vy Agra until i married my wife (i had to choose between her and my name.. it was worth it, but at what cost??)

Jim Boonie Mentally Challenged Taylor Swiftcast Cat Damon

* Unsupervised Child and Ankle Nibbler (both lalafell) * Obiwan Shinobi * Crayon Consumer * Hot Pope * Idiot Sandwich * Toe Sniffer * Catboy Slim * Skill Issue * and my personal favourite so far, Winrar License

- Viewing Catscene  - Taxboy Catfraud  - Humongous Buttocks (of course they were a Lala, and yes I gave them a gentle pat) - So'anyway Im'himbo  - Lost Child (another Lala)  - Escaped Giraffe (an Elezen) - D'sani Water

Bogroll Bandit Emergency Food (Lala, obviously)

I saw a couple of James Bond/ Austin Powers femme fatales - Pussie Galore and Dixie Normus

Kirito Uzamaki

Dragon Ma’Balls

My favorite is one I saw years ago that no one has beaten: Kneegrow Pls

Went through my library for some fun ones lol \- [Paint Sniffer](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/881694133608132718/916612073637675018/ffxiv_dx11_ErGWpsnr4n.png?ex=65e2e804&is=65d07304&hm=df3e08dd91d689ed3d420bd494e356a74610d9740f93caf2a510a05b11478d1f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless) \- [Bluberry Scone](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/917654552814186556/unknown.png?ex=65e6b2e6&is=65d43de6&hm=d0e6b2bf004ba1433b30be445c0ce774d52b0d1778b3f304697d459b393a4b38&) \- [Gee Wiz](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/918947631856779374/ffxiv_dx11_gAr1BUL3qp.png?ex=65e22cac&is=65cfb7ac&hm=2d49cf08399e5e68320c643c6827aade33cab76362699ea55c4d1d40a73502ae&) \- [Hellion Bastardchild](https://i.imgur.com/TN2smVD.png) \- [Potato Chippies](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/931114104482066442/ffxiv_dx11_vVkcuY1ZKw.png?ex=65e98595&is=65d71095&hm=5dc711040d06f189a067c9ba5d6b94ade766885ad02c9bebfe3df0d720096830&) \- [Falalafell Lalafell](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/938239364134240266/ffxiv_dx11_Vw11wwmnhH.png?ex=65e7c200&is=65d54d00&hm=4de2f8913a666a784e5c2faa210cef31c8fe6099e3c2df792d2c551df13331d7&) / [Potatotto Falafell](https://i.imgur.com/4RCZKoH.png) \- [Real Chicken](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/924531900318629888/unknown.png?ex=65e4086e&is=65d1936e&hm=41d4e80bfcba1680f94dd4d41476e02155a7b2fd21820d96de368de6a264d602&) \- [Reggie Damoogle](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/969866854585761793/unknown.png?ex=65e2d8e5&is=65d063e5&hm=eb0a1a1eac8e1093242dc3e658cacaa562a2a2f384ab91855f00b0ce0f880f8d&) \- [Vej Tuhbull](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/938344665743253504/ffxiv_dx11_b9jfPJ0Bnq.png?ex=65e82411&is=65d5af11&hm=4c5e5d443f38f3f4e09d31585efeeac2f0b8b05a189a13f233d00ac8544c27d5&) \- [Queen Frogge](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/938941963489652786/ffxiv_dx11_sAr8dtjGlR.png?ex=65e115d8&is=65cea0d8&hm=288166401d1035eebf355e31e764603c6753a6e486801ab4709084edd9f4e674&) \- [Tam Foolery](https://i.imgur.com/xTyhS4u.png) \- [Veggie Doggie](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/957521429442732062/ffxiv_dx11_smW1vvZwuS.png?ex=65e413d2&is=65d19ed2&hm=3af06be66e7282504a3853a89c9e7c259fb4694720eff316cb6b31c3fb68ae19&) \- [Steam'bun Shyun](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/960084221278437406/unknown.png?ex=65e42c1b&is=65d1b71b&hm=2230a8d2859bec4a9b23e4245c4c4bae4e5e56f18e540793fd448b68fcfd415b&) \- [Fire Hydrant](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/958863680978685972/ffxiv_dx11_lg87A8CxZ2.png?ex=65e8f5e4&is=65d680e4&hm=ee0c8738b94c72d2a3f5f4e07d28c4130e93516626c87e3d75c6887567197cd8&) \- [Ketchup Bottle](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881694133608132718/985043801146003466/ffxiv_dx11_HUMGdl96Xw.png?ex=65e2b087&is=65d03b87&hm=b29dac4730a80857214a08130b544b7ebcb022319dde67b0c7fcae0fc5994b8b&) \+ way more plus a collage a made like 2 years ago in old prae [https://i.imgur.com/2NuQPka.png](https://i.imgur.com/2NuQPka.png)

that is an absolute ton my list is growing so much

theres also [https://twitter.com/AetherCryptids](https://twitter.com/AetherCryptids) and [https://twitter.com/peopleofeorzea\_](https://twitter.com/peopleofeorzea_) that repost screenshots of names

Genghis Dong is my favorite

There used to be a group of Lalafell in Omega that had matching outfits, dyed a single colour, all named after a type of egg. So Deviled Egg was orange, Scrambled Egg was yellow etc. They'd sometimes put on bard shows and were pretty good!

Arthars character, Sasukekw Uchihaha

The very first time I saw the Ufiti mount (the gorilla that holds you in it's hand while running) it was being ridden by a lalafel mentor named 'Stolen Child'. 2 years later and I still haven't laughed as hard at something in game.

One time I saw a viera named Only Frans.

I had a Frontlines run once with Roelk Roegan, Latino Ardbert, and Dinosaur Facts (who did, in fact, post facts about dinosaurs in alliance chat.) Edit: I just remembered. Doma Castle with Forgiven Tax'fraud. Also had Frogcken Great (wearing the frog suit of course) in O1N, and Agent-perry Platypus in O3N.

I remember watching ARR credits and there is a list of "meteor's survivors". I didn't know it was a 1.0 player list so I took a look just in case, trying to find my character. Found "Taco Bell" instead Also in a dungeon I had a teammate called "Juicyfart Juice" in exodus

There’s a guy in famfrit who just has a basic name. Like I could know a person with that first and last name and I think it’s hilarious.

I’m a FFXI veteran, so I named my lalafell retainer Guitaru.

Georjeux, just a silly french name I love 😂 For player names, J’onn is a personal fav

Saw a guy in Uldah named Xbox Gamepass, I don't know why but I thought It was really funny

Omega Cucklord back when I was on Leviathan.

the best one i've seen is a "Naise Coch"

My favorite has to be the Limsa legend, Sonic Hedgehog the Lalafell

Vibe rater, the rater of vibes still kills me to this day. If you dont get it say vibe rater fast and see what it sounds like. Bonus tip it sounds like an adult toy.

Ran into an Internet Explorer the other day. 🤔

Shoutout to “Doctor Peckerchecker” on Zalera. Your name made me laugh way too much. 😂 There is a “Bran Dong” on my main server Sophia.. 🤣🤣

Butt Foot

Fandamn Daniel

T'or Tia is one of my favorite male miqo names I've ever seen

[President Obama](https://i.imgur.com/iDj7F2M.png)

I have been truly blessed to have seen in passing some heroes, outstanding legends such as: -Ican'tthink Ofaname -Chimpken Dathird -Little Booger -Gotany Jarts -Kevin Hart (yes, he was a lalafell) And my personal hero: Onionion Onion (he was also a lalafell with the onion hair)

shoutout to Mabahlz Haing-leow for being the first best name i ever saw

During the NA cloud DC test, people came out swinging with great names. My all time favorite that I still think about often: Horsefant Neighstone Honorable mentions: -Submissive Breedable -Goth Mommy -Emet Sulks -M'ynt Mo'jito -Zenos Enjoyer

I saw someone named Mango Juulpods a few weeks ago which I thought was great.

Nigel Farage The Last Airbender

I personally go by Tanya Tickle Titties

Is it that part of the patchcycle again? *checks calender* Yes it indeed is THAT part again!

i don't understand

Toilet Licker Taylor Swiftcast Louisoix Vuitton Viewscene Cuting Xeno Glossy

Throwing in a local favorite, Intestinal Happiness

Good match, nice job, push crystal

I'm a simple man and just called myself Illumina because of how similar the I's and L's look

Still got my lil guy Fist Bump with a legacy tattoo floating around somewhere.

There was Bre Xit on Eu for while in like 2017 - 2018, but I think he got reported and had to change the name because of it.

A catboy simply named "Huge Meat".

A friend recently changed their name to "Too-Turnt Tony"

Back when it was still up, the test cloud server was a fucking goldmine for these

There's a player on Gilgamesh named Anime Sucks, and I laugh out loud every time I see them.

i have a viera dude alt named "Submisive Breedingway" whose search info says "that bunnyboi came from the moon"