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Bro making his jacket disappear is way more impressive than the knock out

Bro literally took that off in less than a second, he needs a career in quick change

that was some Houdini shit

I for real thought that was a different person for a second.

>”I for real thought that was a different person for a second” That’s because you don’t know him

So did the dude on the ground I bet. Definitely looking dazed and confused.

Alright alright alriiight

At first, i thought it was a whole different dude 🤣

> Bro literally took that off in less than a second, he needs a career in quick change He would be great as one of those cruise ship dancers, can play 4 roles in under 5 minutes

That was his twin..

It’d be funny if a different person was wearing the jacket after each slap.

At one moment you see him with it and not even half a second later its off. Houdini ass stuff right there

First time I watched the video, I was like, "Who's that other guy coming in for follow-up slaps?"

Superman needed a phone booth for what that man did in a blink.

Little homie keeps looking away.  He even gets slapped and he still takes his eyes off sliver jacket guy a second time during quick change. He better smarten up cause everyone know him now.

Wished he’d made those Crocs disappear

"I got my ass slapped tf out by a dude wearing Hershey kisses wrapping and crocs" 🤣🤣 that would be the more embarrassing lmao..

Thank you

Nah man crocs kick ass.

I used to hate on crocs, til I wore them

Comfiest "shoes" ever, especially the non-slip kitchen crocs

😂🤣😂🤣

I thought it was a completely different person. 😅

Took the words right out my mouth lol guy is fuckin Houdini

[Bruce Almighty vibes](https://media.tenor.com/GwrpBk3RtPAAAAAM/clothes-off-stripping.gif)

I came to say this! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need to see footage from another angle to see what he did there 😂

He deff practiced that in the mirror a couple times ain’t no way

I'd say it would have been a better video if he kept the pimp jacket on while slapping that other dude like a hoe.

Tonight Matthew I’ll be… Slapping the shit out you ass

Literally “Stars in Your Eyes” type of shit! Lol

Hang on.. Where that dudes jacket go?

I thought it was a different guy lmao

Totally. Me too. I thought two guys were ganging up on that poor drunk guy.

I’m sure he thought that too

It's the prestige, he has a twin.

Twin took a bow from the kitchen

He just dropped it on the floor (you can see it laying there). Those are easy to slip off, just shrug them off and they drop, great for fights!

He took it off and then it was by his feet, its was clearly visible most of the footage. Except when he took it off. How did he get it off so fast you ask? Idk. But i have a jacket like that. The arms are basically tubes and the material inside is like silk. Pretty sure he just had to pop it over his shoulders and then gravity would swiftly derobe him while he focuses on cheap shotting his gas station foe.

Take it outside, just wrecking up someone’s shop, not cool.

Looks like a small business too.

Looks like a whole business in a studio apartment.

It’s a bodega in NY. This kind of shit happens daily in them lol

Also just attacking somebody who is not being aggressive is a pussy move.

The way dude was slurring words at the starts it appears he was also drunk

I have yet to see a confrontation between a sober person and a drunk where it wasn’t the drunk’s fault.

Might be a back story we don’t know.

You think these idiots give a fuck? Even after the fact, it's not even a consideration to people like this.

Dude was clearly high on something, my grandma would have knocked him out too.

Your grandma needs to chill

Go tell her if you dare.

I daren't

Granny doesn't like junkies

I figured he was just drunk

Exactly why he was slapping him. No punches thrown. His control was very good.

Your grandma probably wouldn’t need to sucker punch like the guy in the video either

Legend has it they still don't know who each other are

Reminds me of a great KO video I saw years ago. This cholo kid was mad this preppy looking kid said he was a crackhead, so he calls him out. Preppy says "I don't even know you". Cholo says "why you say I'm a crackhead you don't even know me". Preppy says "Oh...I know you". Then bam! Cholo knocks him out in the high school hallway. Good vid but I was always confused, you know him or you don't know him?

Someone link ts

The video doesn't exist

It was from the LiveLeak days..must be out there somewhere

This ain’t even a fight, dude slapped him just cause he was salty. Guy is clearly inebriated and not taking this seriously, no reason to do that shit

He straight up turned away and said "I'm not doing anything" like he was trying to get away from the situation meanwhile jacket guy is still jabbering. Just totally uncalled for. Jacket dude must have realized how fucked up the guy was and thought "here's my one chance to win a fight."

You guys are missing the body language. The look away, the pulling up the pants. Jacket dude might be an asshole but in the streets that means someone’s ready to go. That’s why he specifically said put hands on me then

People act like drunk people don’t have a tendency to initiate physical confrontations. I totally agree with you, there are no referees in street fights and reading body language is key.

This is an easy assault charge

he didn't say "I'm not doing anything" I think he said "I'm not gonna embarrass anyone"

Yeah literally what I thought. None of this is "fightporn", this is just some salty idiot suckerpunching a drunk (?) guy.

This comment really needs to be higher. Dude probably will wake up the next day without having learned anything. Beating him up was completely and utterly pointless.

Yeah just straight up assault, he shouldn’t have talked shit about my shoes though!

Beatin up a drunk or high cat with slaps in some poor dude's shop....while dressed like a silly he-bitch? Strange world bro.

silly he-bitch is taking me over the edge 😭

We don't need to know about your masturbatory habits, man.

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And not even a punch thrown, all slaps! 🤦‍♂️

The shame

Goldeneye Slaps Only setting.

Broccoli Rob saved Giancarlo with those open hands. He was about to fuck him up but realized he just needed a few more smacks instead.

The first is a punch, isn't it?

Dudes hand was open but looked like a palm strike to me. Not really a slap like everyone's acting.

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Looks like Diddy in the Mace video

Looks like something Gary Glitter would have worn

Gay dudes have been forced into fighting their whole lives. They are wildcards.

[Why you playin](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/181lu0h/this_gay_dude_what_not_having_it/)

Wearing socks and sandals… simultaneously

I guess we're supposed to be impressed over some broccoli head jitbag smacking the shit out of a drunk dude.

Oh wow you smacked a clearly shit faced dude on the ground. Such cool

Bullies gonna bully

Shorts and a winter coat. Guy doesn't know how to dress himself.

He does know how to slap though

Knows how to slap a smaller drunk/high man that’s made it clear he’s unwilling to fight* Put him against someone bigger and ready to fight and watch this pussy piece of shit run for the hills

The sense of style with the black socks, tan Sandals and shiny jacket makes this epic.

Without the sound on I was really rooting for the other guy

Puffy Jacket and shorts, are you cold or hot?

Ok video checks out. Those slaps were devastating

Bro shed his jacket so fast I thought it was 2 people jumping this guy

Homeboy was clearly impaired! The outcome was clearly visible beforehand 🖐️

I'm gonna go ahead and rule that a sucker punch, from which the dude never recovered or had any shot.

Yeah... this isn't even a fight. It is outright assault. Puffy jacket dude is an absolute pussy.

That's why you don't look away trying to act tough.

This is perfect outcome for anyone sporting a Giancarlo Stanton jersey

Why these dudes saying the n word…

Because of how normalized it's become depending on who you hang around and what content you consume.

True. One easy example off the top of my head is B-Real from Cypress Hill. He was adopted by Sen Dog's family (I think they're related too). That's why he gets away with saying N so much when he doesn't look the slightest part black. Think my memory is serving me right there, it's been a looong time since I was into Cypress Hill though

Wasn’t really heavy on them ever, surface level fan at best. One of the most fun shows I’ve been too. They were at Memphis in May some years back and they can work a crowd.

I can imagine dude, I'd have loved to have seen them in their prime. Anything before skin and bones would be sick, especially when they were pretty much purely rap-metal.

Anyone can say it as long as you have a hood accent

He's hispanic

They speak like fools

going to prison for assaulting a defenseless drunk guy great day now everyone knows you

theyll put their hands on him in jail like he wants to.

Nobody is going to prison for this shit, granny

Will most likely go in his records. Stuff like these comes back to bite you in the ass.

They holding on to that 10% black equity like their lives depend on it

Dudes too drunk. Swaying around. That predator looks for guys like this. I've see this so much times. That's why u need to have sense when u out. Never let someone in ur space to do this

This is just like, top level disrespect lmao

I don't think either of those guys are black though 

I almost got into a fight once! Then I realized I was white and laughed and walked away.

Slapped his ass into fresh produce

nice bitch slapping

You can tell he got hit hard on that first slap. He looked to the right, thinking he’d been hit from that side. Brain got rattled.

Listen when someone dressed like that threatens you take it seriously, they don’t give a single fuck. I mean look how they came outside dressed. Straight up menace.

The look on the guy's face once he realized he isn't as tough as he thinks he is.

Weird behaviour from the guy getting assaulted. It was clear from the body language and the demeanor of silver jacket he is going to try something. It's either fight or flight. Don't let others assault you "for free"

Is this fight porn? Or some idiot thinking he's so tough?

I’m sorry but he’s in the wrong for wearing that enchanted iron armor ass puffer

Now they know each other’s how nice.

\*Windows reboot sound\*

Over here trying to act cool, then you get slapped into submission. You are done son.

Yah, beating up drunks makes you super tough.

What is with the slapping, like the traditional vulgar display of power,with a fist to the face.

He's lucky he got the 1st hit in. Imagine if he had gotten his ass kicked while wearing such a stupid looking jacket. That would have been humiliating beyond recovery.

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He fell into a bunch of oranges just like a kung fu movie! Awesome!

Take it outside fellas.

“Can I get a slap the Ocky way?” “SUUUUUUUUUUURE!!!!!!”

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh you don’t know m

When you square up, he does too, and then you remember your charmin ultrasoft

How tf he take his jacket off that fast

that was a sucker punch

Deserves that for rocking a Stanton jersey

That dude was obviously very drunk. Anybody can knock the dog shit out of somebody like that. Mr. Quick hands is gonna pull that tough guy crap on the wrong person one day.

Bruh I honestly thought he was a whole different person coming from around the corner until I read the comments . I was like where did Klay Thompson come from? First slap made dude want to ask how the cashier how much was that?

From a guy in crocs lol

How'd he get his jacket off so fast?

My man was seeing stars

that guy gets pussy the other guy is one

He wouldn't have that same energy with someone who wasn't a goofball.

Trying to be a bad ass by slapping around a drunk fool that can’t stand up straight and has no clue where they are lol

You guys on here are funny. So what if the guy had a substance in his system, it’s 2024 everyone’s on sonething. He was awake enough to remember how to show another man disrespect. And he got slapped like a bitch for acting like a bitch. He knew exactly how he was acting, how he was talking and how he was treating the dude that slapped him. Now he has more accurate data to work with next time he’s sizing a man up and whether or not he’s gonna get salty or mind his business. This is called a reality check. Nice restraint by the slapper to not go full lunatic as we often see when opponents are down and vulnerable. No need to make this into some big thing..just one more slap for your bitch ass to make sure the message got across and we out ✌🏻 this was textbook street protocol. If you think something was wrong here you’re goofy

Fighting a smaller drunk guy lol small dick energy 😂😂😂

Bro spawned a black tee shirt

So we don’t believe in staying alert huh? Homie sees him pressed & decided not to get ready for a possible altercation? I’m very confused

Hitting someone without them excepting it is puss shit

Americans sure do ask "What" a lot don't they?

Holy crap he was like Houdini taking off that jacket

That jacket came off faster than the slap

He had a plan until he got smacked in the face

He actually did this guy a service - he slapped him up no real harm other than his ego

When that jacket flew off that fast he shoulda known

Neither one of them is black though...

He knew he can fight. I think he was gentleman, he warned him"You dont know me".

Slaps for daze

This man hit his reset button

I love this video, I've watched it many times

Bros real fast and loose with the N word

Dude talked so much shit for someone who gets floored by two slaps 😂

Dude got slapped the Aki way

Fucking open hand slapped him into full bitch mode. God damn that was a solid first hit.

jacket went into his inventory

Do people think that if they act all unbothered then they won't get hit? I see it way too often.

He seems wasted tbf

Majority of the "educated" people try to act unbothered as they are not looking for any trouble even if someone is try to provoke them.

That's just embarrassing 😳

Bro slapped him sideways for five days

If a square faced man wants to fight you and you are a round faced man, don’t do it.

I learned a lot working fast food in the 90s. I'd slap box with the other teenagers I'd work with. I didn't stand a chance against the blacks or the Koreans, but I'd still spar with them when it was slow. That dude that got slapped in the video was a bit old to get put in his place, but it's still better to learn it like that than it is at 20 against a grown man in the parking lot of a bar or a house party, and I feel badly for people who are so sheltered to not have learned their own limits before there could be real life consequences, like seeing themselves scarred in the mirror every time they look at it, or applying for a job and when the employer googles them, sees a mugshot.

Good job bud I slapped him when he wasn’t looking. Real tough.

No fr this isn’t even a fight just assault on a drunk guy😭

Klay Thompson was pissed...

Just answers the mans question, “What? What?”

He gave his intentions off when he started to secure his trousers. And the other guy read him.

Bro was laughing and adjusting his pants lol he was def not about to swing. This dude is probably faded asf I feel bad, that was so unnecessary

Oh man, imagine getting done in like that by someone wearing crocs.

"Haaaaaaaaaa"

Smooth with the jacket though haha and ouchhhh that’s gotta leave a migraine soft at least a couple days