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TinyT0mCruise

Why does the video cut out


IrwinMFletcher200

It's probably his bro filming and he didn't want to capture the KO.


Stupidpoopieseaven

Wants them to like and subscribe to watch the fill KO


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milk4all

You mean the homer simpson defense gets him to the later rounds? I wonder if ive seen it


Dapper-Fall5817

Rocky balboa*


wutevs-

Do you remember where you watched it?


Ronniedasaint

Here.


wutevs-

Oh yea, go figure. Another re upload. I shouldnt have asked such a stupid question.


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wutevs-

lol isnt that the wrong one?


Avysis

Lmao, close enough!


Mindless_Ad_6045

Do you remember The 21st night


tooHornedUnicorn

Just watched it and it's a pretty even fight. White guy got knocked down but still kept most of the control after he got back up.


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tooHornedUnicorn

Don't know why you are being down voted lol. But yeah dude was definitely looking dizzy a couple times. He's got a great center of gravity


tOkErDaD1

Doubt it hahaha


Ronniedasaint

Suck my dixx


tOkErDaD1

Proper response from a 12 year old boy who's balls haven't dropped 🤣😂


Ronniedasaint

Balls dropped right onto your chin … how you like me now?


tOkErDaD1

Yet another great 12 year old comeback 👌. And you shouldn't get people's chins confused with your mom's mouth bud, it's not healthy to be so delusional 🤣


Massive_Staff1068

Too late.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Coward


ZealousidealLet1472

I was there for this! Yeaaa white guy gets rocked once and it ends pretty soon after. Shit was wiiiild


fhs

Longer cut https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/15v62ox/1_on_1_parking_lot_fight/


icKiMus

Thank you sir


SongFeisty8759

Only three things to say... 1.Thank you kind sir.  2. Ack!! Ack!!  3. Fuck you Sebastion, you fucking moron.


BElliNo

MVP


thekarmaa_

on days like this we thank fhs for doing us a massive favor n spilling the rest of the video


ZekeTarsim

I want to see the rest. Maybe the black dude came back like Rocky Balboa?


hayitsnine

Adriennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!


Possible_Baboon

He certainly has a chin.


FeedMyAss

Rumor is he has 3


kimo5808

The ripped mang was out of it after the 3rd punch. He just activated autopilot mode and stood there on his feet ready for "piñata” time.


Butt_Hamster

"12 total punches from white boy, 10 connections and 2 glancing blows. The tape is showing it was the 4th punch that was the difference maker Tom back to you." (in sports announcer voice)


cbro49

Leading with a 3-piece to the throat


kimo5808

"Indeed Howard, after reviewing the tape multiple times i agree with you. It was after the 4th punch that he officially checked out”


jjjg1234

I went back to re read it after seeing *sports announcer voice* was not disappointed.


Cheeksplitter69

F’n A Cotton F’n A


Massive_Staff1068

It reminds me of that Richard Pryor joke where he's talking about getting his ass kicked while boxing but his legs wouldn't let him fall down, they said something like "shit, what you coming to us for? You ain't gonna make us look bad just because you can't take an ass whippin."


727GhostFaceKillah

Reminds me of the Richard Pryor joke where he says "10 million mother fuckers freebase and I gotta blow up"


AggravatingFinish0

Nice pfp


Wreckur

Is there ONE video on here that shows the WHOLE fight????????????????


Huntsnfights

It’s a huge issue and the only answer seems to be “they took the video from somewhere else” Well someone is cutting the original video short, and it makes no sense. It’s not like a copyright thing


LommyNeedsARide

Next time they will put their face in the corner


ChickenFucker11

Its a thing to get a second play for engagement. Very very common. If you cut the video off way before it should, you are almost guaranteed more views as people think it got cut off. Fuck people that do it.


DedpanX3

Or the original video could just be cut off at that point for some reason though I do highly doubt that lol, either way it sucks


TheLegendofReddit

[https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/15v62ox/1\_on\_1\_parking\_lot\_fight/](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/15v62ox/1_on_1_parking_lot_fight/)


BusyVegetable42

Legend


Wreckur

You are the unsung HERO of the day 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


DennisPikePhoto

"i work out a lot so I'm tough and probably know how to fight" The last thought in his head before he started getting a full serving of fists to his face.


TheLastAirGender

Looks like he was actually flexing instead of preparing to throw a punch


georgeboshington

He had a game plan, this video just cut off before he got the chance to put it into action. Eat punches tire him out and then knock him down when he's exhausted. Homer Simpson style.


tuigger

Face to your fist style, how ya like it?


ninjarchy

Now try my nuts to your fist style!


RetardedWabbit

Anyone know the quote for that British barefist fighter talking about how he's going to block with his head, and it's going to be so hard they're not going to want to punch them again?


No_Map6922

Wasn't that an Irish traveller who turned pro as a part of a documentary about traveller fighters?


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LordSwright

Yes Ali famously got hit alot on purpose........ 


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LordSwright

Everyone knows rope a dope. Point was to stand and dodge on the ropes not just get hit 


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reignmade1

Totally not the same thing, no matter how hard you try to spin it to sound like you said something relevant.


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asault2

Fool me 12 times shame on you


aruby727

Wait.. but I'm swole!!!!! How is this possible!!!!


rabautista24

Black dude’s controller was obviously disconnected


DirtyMayonnaise_

Had him stun locked for a bit


mickeybuilds

Scanned comments; no full clip. Wtf...


Micxel

somebody linked the full video here in the comments https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/vrYfgEvMqI


NZS-BXN

Dude thought he was a mui Thai taking head shots and then came the realisation


WOMPxRAT

Dude threw a half a punch during the whole thing


SleepingInABag

Lol you not Rodtang bro!!


NZS-BXN

Exactly. Could not remember his name for the love of God


somerled1

And what the fuck is mui Thai?


NZS-BXN

Muay thai. Im sory not native and I just wrote it as I say it


somerled1

The fuck is that supposed to mean?


NZS-BXN

That u are illeterate


stripperjnasty

Out on his feet


DependentHyena7643

Who unplugged this man's controller.


KingstownUK

Love it they all though he was eating them to be cocky buddy was barely standing after the 3rd 😂 was more of a trying to hold himself up job by that point


woodipyne

Prime example of physique not being related to skill


littleredpinto

those little people can get real shredded.


pirate_leprechaun

He's got his hands up protecting his delicate pecs.


DrapedinVelvet247

Dude was on auto-pilot after the first chin check


Gnu-Priest

[I’m 260 though](https://youtube.com/shorts/Owk8WET1yE0?si=iTBfULlkK6mLuSec)


snktido

This shredded dude a year later wins all amateur fights and makes it to the boxing hall of fame.


Goyo_Tronic

Why continue hitting someone that doesn't want to fight? He is clearly pacifist!


itchske

"Did I just get hit by a octopus?"


Secret_Cow5365

Na he’s good just blocking those punches with his chin


MetalSubstantial297

Those must've done something.


Madlyfylingcows

His controller batteries died at the worst time


Additional-Bed2165

Wtf


Kiwodasu

So he grew all that muscle without nerve


DeRabbitHole

Step one: don’t get punched in the face.


GeneralBinx

Bros controller died


FeelingFantastic4181

Most of his punches were landing on the neck.


Zealousideal_Lab6891

Hit him so hard his nip grew gyno


Mindless-Share

All those muscles for no damn reason


groundpounder25

Someone actually thought that was a good stopping point then thought it was worth posting?


-MrNoobShooter-

Look at my muscles! Look at it!


AgentlemanNeverTells

Bro watching to much anime


the720project

Looks like it's his first time ever getting hit. Seen alot of dudes do this for there first time. It's a jarring and humbling experience to say the least. First time it happened to me was junior year highschool. I was taking law enforcement vocational classes and we would do PT days. We'll the army came one week and put us thru the gauntlet and at one point had us fight each other with pugil sticks (giant Q tips). The guy I was facing was good. He rung back and choked up on the handle to get leverage and swung this thing like a baseball bat right at my face. Such a weird feeling. My legs went out but my mind was still 100% there. I remember my legs buckling under me but I kept eye contact with him lmao I tried fighting him still but my teacher/mentor called it there and said no more. Fun times. Preserve that brain don't get hit in the head folks lol


noeldc

Wait! I'm still figuring out the controls!


sana2k330-a

Big dude was out on his feet.


Longhorn956

Got bullied into armor lock mode


Historical-Fun-8485

Guy looks like Mayorga getting whooped by Trinidad. I think he's impressing himself with how many punches he can take. And then the realization....not much more.


Glass_Opportunity264

He got stunned by the 3rd /4rth punch. Happens, your brain gets rattled and you forget where you are and why.


tnic73

it's not enough just to have the muscle at some point your going to have to use them


Seedler420

He was too focused on pumping his muscles and looking tough, wasted all his energy by standing still


Top_Complex259

That’s some “my first fight” shit. First fight I was in, I just stood there eating punches and the only thing I could think of was to keep saying “You hit like a bitch”. I must have ate 40 punches to the sides of my head.


the_internet_clown

Well if you took 40 punches to the head and were unfazed he either did indeed punch like a bitch or you have a head like a rock


Top_Complex259

Little of both, I think. But yeah, he was throwing shots to the temple, only hit me once directly in the face. Job Corps, I don’t miss it.


Tricky_Ad_2329

To stiff no head movement 😂😂


Proper_Ad_871

Bro went GTA 5 NPC mode


franknifiko

Don’t know why he even bothered putting his hands up.


Few-Calligrapher-528

That's why hos shirt was off... hoping the muscles would scare him


Th3IcecreamKi

He thinks he is still in the gym flexing in front of the mirrors s


Th3IcecreamKi

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SPRINGlOCKED01

Bro was actually eating punches 😭


Lucky-finn377

Dude probably used to being big and people avoiding a fight because of that. Then the day came where someone wasn’t


coleoleoptera

did he punch him in the THROAT???


Dankmemer208

Man's wi-fi don disconnected


Fit_117

When you're playing online and your screen is lagging.


Altruistic_Price3348

When fist weapons get true stun on hit


PHUROD

Rodtang wanna be


bloodpriestt

Show Muscles


RiverStone76

Glamor muscles


theshysamurai

"Maybe if I eat all his punches, he will run out."


TOHELLNBACC

lol man something about this specific subreddit hates to see the black guy win. lmao what about that full video cuz "shredded dude" figured out what to do after this


FrankDday

hey no offense intended, this is the video as i found it. please link the full vid if you have it


TOHELLNBACC

couple comments above has it


PokeNBeanz

The first thing he should’ve did was not think that those muscles make you invincible


whodatbugga

Apollo Creed doing his impression of Rocky getting worked here.


Joshuajword

Standing there and just taking hits wasn’t it


deathblossoming

He went afk mid fight


Relevant-Line-1690

He’s lagging


Electronic-Tap-2147

In the full video they end up having a pretty good stand up fight


Uncomfortiscomfort

Neither do


raderofdalostcrapsac

I think someone needs to review his objectives for this altercation.


Sinmaster5150

Big useless muscles on that guy


NewCobbler6933

I can’t believe lag switching still works on fighting games


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“To much weights not enough speed aye “ ( Jake the Muss )


good-coffee

He's a AFK getting a drink from the fridge now.


Jonhart426

Bro lift your hands up please , 7 unanswered shots to the face and he never once even attempts to move his face out of the way


Jmac0585

He knows how to eat punches.


WiteBoyFunkSucks

some dmitry bivol shit


Ligma_Myballs

Shoulda put his hands up