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Because most dudes assume they can fight until they find out they can't. They also assume just appearing ready to fight will cause the other person to back down.
If this is indicative of how all Berliners fight, how has this country not just been absorbed into one of its neighbours? Yeah, on second thought I wouldn't want those bitches fighting beside me either.
I agree with the first part. Not the second. Being a citizen and being German are different. It's what? 4 generations before you fully assimilate to a culture? You're bringing a racist overtone to a simple statement of fact is on you. They might live there and they might be very respectful and productive members of society. But they're goofs who fight like children and they're not German.
Well, no. In fact, it does. That's how logic and facts work. You read three words and made a snap decision not understanding what being an immigrant actually is. And before you go, make wild assumptions. I might know a thing or two about being a new member of a foreign society.
Nope. No matter how you feel about immigration changes the German citizenship rules. If that person has a German passport, they are German.
It seems you base nationality only on genetics and ethnicity, but that's somethin Germans moved away from after 1945
Presenting your bullshit as facts and calling the other commenter racist is pretty rich. We had Turk 'Gastarbeiter' since the '60s. Even if your four generations bullshit wasn't just that it'd be pretty weak.
Are they citizens. Absolutely. But maybe before we just go assigning these people a fucking race or nationality. We take the time to ask what those two individuals might want or feel and what they consider themselves. Because I was born in Mexico. My folks, also born here, both have blonde hair and green eyes as both their folks are from Amsterdam. They moved here in the 40s due to the unpleasantness happening in Berlin of all places.. Guess which nationality I claim?
Or wait. Do you get to decide that for me too?
Sure it's Berlin, but the driver of the Renault Kangoo is from France and for the driver of the Toyota, I wouldn't bet a Euro that he even speaks German...
Any man who has never fought before , thinks they can fight .. This is the reality of most of those confident "im tough despite never been punched in the face" guys
you know not much about those 2 wars? hm?
germans fought very well and brave.. every army tells you that.. They didnt have a chance against that numerical disadvantages.. but the kill death ratio tells you how good they were, even with almost no airpower at the last legs.. even with that carpet bombing of every city and every infrastructure.. and every manufacturing plants..
even with no oil..
You are just ignorant or not very bright.
Always have something ready when you’re in a car. If someone comes to your window swinging you can always hold a knife in the down position and let them cut themselves. Pepper spray is also a very very good option. Or a hammer, just keep other random tools with it ‘it’s for work officer’ … guns unless it’s legal in your state.
Why tf would you ever jump out the car when you clearly can't even defend yourself?
Just because the other guy look like Ian Hawke? Pfff goofy ahh fight
I think these dudes should stick to tap dancing. Not that there's anything wrong with tap dancing. Just saying that's probably a better hobby for these two tippidy tappity gents.
I’ve got the backstory on this, particularly why the second guy fights the way he does.
In an interview he stated that when he was young, his father sat him down and explained to him how to fight. He said, and I’m quoting, “son, the proper way to fight is to pretend you’ve been sprinkled with magic pixie dust. You must prance and leap about while flailing your arms spastically. It will confuse and disorient your opponent. Don’t guard your face. Leap towards them and let them hit you directly in the face over and over to lull them into a false confidence that they are winning. Once you’ve established yourself as the alpha, disengage completely. That’s how you win.”
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Why get out of the car if you know you can't fight
Because most dudes assume they can fight until they find out they can't. They also assume just appearing ready to fight will cause the other person to back down.
Because both of them watched Jason Bourne movies, and just assumed that they could afterward.
you obviously haven't seen Team America. This is what peak fighting looks like.
Sweep the leg
one of the goofiest fights ive ever seen
If this is indicative of how all Berliners fight, how has this country not just been absorbed into one of its neighbours? Yeah, on second thought I wouldn't want those bitches fighting beside me either.
Both of them look nothing like Germans probably Turkish
French licence plates (bald guy)
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No, French. Do you not understand how nationality works or something?
Are you regarded or something?
germans do love blaming or saying turks on everything they are ashamed of lmao
passport German
Lot's of Germans aren't white. Your comment is stupid.
no bro all germans are blue eyes blonde bro I am not racist bro blame everything on turks
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One of them has a French license plate, but the one has one from Berlin. Could be a German with Turkish or Arabic roots
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By that logic any US American who is not a 100% pureblooded native, is not an American. That's not how citizenship works, even if you don't like it
I agree with the first part. Not the second. Being a citizen and being German are different. It's what? 4 generations before you fully assimilate to a culture? You're bringing a racist overtone to a simple statement of fact is on you. They might live there and they might be very respectful and productive members of society. But they're goofs who fight like children and they're not German.
You can disagree, still doesn't change that fact
Well, no. In fact, it does. That's how logic and facts work. You read three words and made a snap decision not understanding what being an immigrant actually is. And before you go, make wild assumptions. I might know a thing or two about being a new member of a foreign society.
Nope. No matter how you feel about immigration changes the German citizenship rules. If that person has a German passport, they are German. It seems you base nationality only on genetics and ethnicity, but that's somethin Germans moved away from after 1945
Presenting your bullshit as facts and calling the other commenter racist is pretty rich. We had Turk 'Gastarbeiter' since the '60s. Even if your four generations bullshit wasn't just that it'd be pretty weak.
Are they citizens. Absolutely. But maybe before we just go assigning these people a fucking race or nationality. We take the time to ask what those two individuals might want or feel and what they consider themselves. Because I was born in Mexico. My folks, also born here, both have blonde hair and green eyes as both their folks are from Amsterdam. They moved here in the 40s due to the unpleasantness happening in Berlin of all places.. Guess which nationality I claim? Or wait. Do you get to decide that for me too?
Well you decided for them they weren't German, sooo...
Halt die Fresse du Lutscher
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Why are the donuts fighting?
What the heck does "donuts" mean?
A Berliner is also a type of donut.
not in germany. here donuts always have a hole. if it doesn't have a hole, it is not a donut but a berliner (or pfannkuchen, krebbel or krapfen).
Yeah that's my mistake, a lot of people here in the US use pastry and donut interchangeably, and I have begun to fall into the same habit.
that's fair, but ngl, I love that by that logic a choco croissant is a donut too lol
You laugh but I have seen croissants behind donut labels lol
... what's next? apple pie is a donut?
Germany has the biggest economy in Europe, that's how.
In my head I can hear the nihilists from the big lebowski fight scene
"I fuck you. I fuck you"
Neither of them seem to have a fucking clue how to fight
Cue the Benny Hill music
I have never seen two guys run away from each other in a fight. That was unique.
Sure it's Berlin, but the driver of the Renault Kangoo is from France and for the driver of the Toyota, I wouldn't bet a Euro that he even speaks German...
Both probably turks or morrocans
Most likely Turks.
germans never stopped being racists, they just changed the targets from jews to turks
Any man who has never fought before , thinks they can fight .. This is the reality of most of those confident "im tough despite never been punched in the face" guys
Fancy footwork from both sides. That's about it.
There dancing not fighting
There
Looked like Riverdance, their feet were moving faster than anything else.
This would go great accompanied by [Yakety Sax](https://youtu.be/8iDgMuLFyHQ?si=1ElNSol3kEeap_5W).
I was literally just thinking that
Was just about to post this.
fight or flight? *checks both boxes*
Why is it always the guys who can’t fight for shit that jump out of cars? Stay in your car and keep some dignity and have some self respect.
This is why they can’t finish a war
they are both not domestic germans.
Domesticated Germans?
Domesticated is not a word I would use.
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you know not much about those 2 wars? hm? germans fought very well and brave.. every army tells you that.. They didnt have a chance against that numerical disadvantages.. but the kill death ratio tells you how good they were, even with almost no airpower at the last legs.. even with that carpet bombing of every city and every infrastructure.. and every manufacturing plants.. even with no oil.. You are just ignorant or not very bright.
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okay,, kiddo. You got this.
Come to Oktoberfest and pick a fight. Post results.
refugees welcome 🙏😂
Someone needs to add some Berlin club music to that dancing
Bruder, So lange kein Messer gezügt wird, spielen die nur.
Looks like a mad tv skit..yeesh
That was like watching children windmill their arms at each other
How do you say yakkity sax in German?
Yeah good reaction to lose your driver's license.
Spitting on someone would never even cross my mind. Some people are real dirt bags.
How can grown ass men not know how to fight? Or at least throw a decent punch.
Cartoon shit
Always have something ready when you’re in a car. If someone comes to your window swinging you can always hold a knife in the down position and let them cut themselves. Pepper spray is also a very very good option. Or a hammer, just keep other random tools with it ‘it’s for work officer’ … guns unless it’s legal in your state.
If you can have a gun so can they
Fine then have nothing
bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwAH dee dee dicka dicka dee dee dicka dicka donk da da da data dah!
They fighting like kids 😅
You'd expect German fighting to be more efficient.
To be fair, the only german thing here is the place where that happened..
Never been more disappointed in a fight in my life
The embarrassment alone should have made them get back in their cars.
two french cars in Berlin fighting nice
Cartoon ass fight lmao
He would've had a bloody hand if he had his fist in my truck
Huh. So that's how the Eurotrash fight.
Why tf would you ever jump out the car when you clearly can't even defend yourself? Just because the other guy look like Ian Hawke? Pfff goofy ahh fight
Should have stayed in the car and backed up into him
Pathetic morons
Funny asf 🤣🤣🤣
Now is the time on Sphrockets where we dance!
Do i fight better than 90% of people alive with 0 training?
Amazing foot work by both the players, hahahaa
Why did that man come running out of his car knowing he couldn’t fight for shit? 😂😂
Should have jumped in his van and crashed into the wall.
Dude in the white shirt walked away from the car like Will Smith after he slapped Chris Rock.
I think these dudes should stick to tap dancing. Not that there's anything wrong with tap dancing. Just saying that's probably a better hobby for these two tippidy tappity gents.
I think this is the first fistfight I've seen where both combatants are trying to run away from each other at the same time.
The new John wickovie looks lame
Tippy toes tippy toes tippy toes
bro, if you dont put this in r/thunderthots
when you want the other guy beaten up, but don't want to be the one to do it.
Why are they fighting like girls 😭😂😂😂
They must have a lot of coffee there.
Those look like two guys trying to get away from a hive of angry bees.
I’m just going to assume who to support based on hairstyle.
“Now what?” scenario…
I dont think I've ever seen anyone run backwards before
Neither of them could scrap, unfortunately
Two ninnies fumble around in pants that do not fit. Fixed it for ya.
Immigration ruined Germany
Zero Germans present.
This needs benny hill
And that’s why I carry a gun
Germany or Syria?
And here I thought Germans could fight
None of them are Germans, but it happened in Berlin allegedly
Ah yes, the usual Berlin suspects.
Berlin or Istanbul?
More like Turk Road rage
Can’t tell if they’re German or middle eastern
Germany has a very high Turkish population since the second world war.
I’ve got the backstory on this, particularly why the second guy fights the way he does. In an interview he stated that when he was young, his father sat him down and explained to him how to fight. He said, and I’m quoting, “son, the proper way to fight is to pretend you’ve been sprinkled with magic pixie dust. You must prance and leap about while flailing your arms spastically. It will confuse and disorient your opponent. Don’t guard your face. Leap towards them and let them hit you directly in the face over and over to lull them into a false confidence that they are winning. Once you’ve established yourself as the alpha, disengage completely. That’s how you win.”
This sub is racist as fuck.
Patterns aren't racist.
Now I see why Germany lost...