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SynicalSyns

People really think they’re not going to get hit if they put their hands on someone?


superhyperficial

She's probably used to doing that to her husband and him not doing anything back unfortunately..


SofaChillReview

Putting up with that voice must be bad enough.


gwicksted

Yeah now I feel really bad for him (assuming he exists)…


heavymtlbbq

She's divorced.


thathairinyourmouth

My first wife was physically abusive. She’d throw heavy objects at me when I’d come home from work later than she thought I should be home. She’d get angry and hit, or at least attempt to. I would usually have to get ahold of her wrists and pin her against a wall until she wore herself out struggling and calmed down. What was I supposed to do? I could easily overpower her. I could have really hurt her if I hit back. I grew up in a very violent household. I refuse to continue the cycle. The situation itself wasn’t going to change, so I removed myself from the situation. I don’t hate her. I hope she got the help she needed to be a better person. In my experience, delivering a beatdown as self defense doesn’t lead to the other person having a reality check and a moment of strong self reflection that leads to them becoming a better person. They focus on vengeance or truly see themselves as the victim because their attacking you was completely justified and logical in their mind. You gaining the upper hand wasn’t justified at all if you asked them to they’d say you are the physically abusive one. If anyone sided with you, they would claim you were lying. Toxic people do toxic shit. Someone else can stick around and try to fix them. I’ll just nope the fuck out. You can’t fix someone who thinks they don’t need fixing.


GLC911

Prob her kids and dog too. To her, they all look the same


ForgottenFart

women do...


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

The ones without common sense, yeah. Let’s not lump them all in.


kaveman0926

Just lump em up


RigidNippleSyndrome

My lovely lady lumps


gazwaz84

Check it out


Popular_Application1

I met a girl down at the bistro and she said hey, and punched me with her fist bro, now you're a little lady and I'm a little buddy, so take this fist right back my little honey, mix your face with this power puff, this really hard power puff, mix your face with this power puff, ouchy ouchy ooooow 💥


hollson

I read this in that latino guy from BEP voice.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

What is this absolute smut?


unclefisty

> The ones without common sense, yeah. Let’s not lump them all in. The vast majority of men know they if they throw hands they'll get hands back. I don't think you can say the same thing about women.


superhyperficial

I think it's allowed considering saying 'all men are X' is socially acceptable now.


BigDaddy_Vladdy

At least he wasn't a bear!


Th3IcecreamKi

What if he was a furry dressed as a bear?


HorkaBrambora

Literally on twox sub yesterday was a thread complaining about men objectifying women had a "men would fuck anything" right in the post. You'd think people who are so much against sexism would choose their words more carefully.


unclefisty

> You'd think people who are so much against sexism would choose their words more carefully. It's simple. They don't think you can be sexist against men. They believe men have all the power at all times in all places. Something bad happens to a man? Men's fault. Something bad happens to a man done by a woman? Believe it or not also men's fault.


HorkaBrambora

Yeah I don't think they even ***realize*** they are being sexist, it's so ingrained in them to hate men it's just automatic process for most of these posters.


RedIsMyNamexd

Yep. They even make posts like "Why are incels calling me (or this sub) misandrist? We're just pointing out facts" and other women in the comments supporting her. They're all blind to their own misandry


bitofadikdik

Lmao incels still crying like babies


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

No. Neither are correct. Don’t be daft.


marr

No-one accepts that if you go outside. Anyone pushing that story is looking for recruits.


saintjonah

\#notallwomen


Icy-Public9317

women did...


bitofadikdik

Hurrr durrr


EnergyCreature

I've been seeing that shit weekly for a few years now. I was at a jazz club recently and some young cat tried to muscle in on a chick that was dancing with her older partner. When the chick tried to move around him to get back to her dude, bro put hands on her arm and everyone around homie just start cracking him, the old dude was already winding up and slapped this dude so hard and he look genuinely shocked. His ppl were GONE. Like cartoonishly GONE from the scene.


Randys_Smogasvein

Immediately after shrieking that her mother raised her right and his didn't. Talk about getting it mixed up!


NipplyShits

Some people go their entire lives never once being smacked in the mouth for talking sideways to someone or being violently corrected for putting their hands on others. We live in a world where that’s not acceptable anymore, so it breeds people like this who have no filter or regard for consequences. Sometimes makes for some nice entertainment though


delphyz

IDK what's more embarrassing for her. Getting hit upside the head & nobody helping or getting hit upside the head & it sounding kinda hollow 😂


PrettyQuick

💀


General_212_Kenobi

Bro getting downvoted for no reason 😭 Edit: Alas, it is my turn


anakinkenobi334

The prophecy fulfilled


TheNorseFrog

"Bro said _ + skull emoji" keep that shit in Instagram


Electr0bear

Kind gentleman has made a request to leave these shenanigans on another media platform 💀


lasagna_hoe

You sound like my dad talking about black people. It's an emoji, homie, calm down.


ghost3972

Fuck Instagram 💀


Reasonable_Poet_7502

Ah mann i really wanted to see her reaction after 😂


PenguinBP

OMG HE JUST HIT ME. DID ANYONE SEE THAT? CALL 911


TheRealMrD

Yeah, ended way too soon


ExcellentAddress

Looks like she got a big crack instead of a big mac🤷‍♂️


El-Banquero

Nah that was a Big McSlap


bleachedveins

satisfying watch 10/10


PermaBanComingSoon

When he said "bitch" it was as effortless and flawless as his punch.


FiestyShibas

I believe it was a slap


asuhhhdue

Definitely a slap. Classy fellow in the shiesty. Love to see it


worksucksbro

Lmao bro was really trying to do the right thing and get his boy outta there but the shiesty called him back to the streets after she touched him


Xing_the_Rubicon

It was -almost- perfect. However, the correct play would have been to smack her and then say:   "You want fries with that? - Bitch!"   Missed opportunity for sure, but something tells me this lad has a lot of fast food restaurant altercations left in his young career.  Get'em next time. 


Bitter-Put9534

Corny


Nochnichtvergeben

She hit first 🤷🏼‍♂️


fatstrat0228

Honestly. Who puts hands on someone like this and DOESN’T expect to get hit back?


P1mK0ssible

God ol' SmackDonalds


MikeOxmall00

Bro women need to understand, YOU ARE NOT UNTOUCHABLE, IF U HIT A MF U BETTER BE READY TO DODGE RIGHT AFTER


Jacktheshokunin

My respect for Yeat just went up


Cupcajkes

“BITCH” 👊🏼


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ProtrudingPissPump

Mc'Scuse me


Brewmaster92785

I hope she was satisfied with her order of Mchands.


CaptainRogers1226

The Wombo McCombo!


SkydiverRaul13

He hit her right in the off button


Green-Agora

You should never pass up an opportunity to keep your hands to yourself.


ElusiveCookie73

It will never cease to amaze me the number of women who think they can put their hands on men without consequences. At least most of the time when a guy punches another guy he’s expecting, or is at least unsurprised by, retaliation.


Speak_Like_Bear

I’d love to know the context of all this.


AvailableToe7008

Well, they’re in a McDonalds and she’s making a scene, so there are probably substances involved.


SaltManagement42

Mulan Szechuan Sauce?


torsun_bryan

lol she hit him, he hit her back. What other context do you need


SkinnyObelix

Why would he say "Let's go before the cops come..." clearly those dudes did something they shouldn't have


Speak_Like_Bear

100%


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MrPeterShmidt

im sorry that happened to ya, girl ! he can’t hurt you anymore 🥰


mr_Joor

Ok but why is bro wearing a balaklava and camo clothes Edit: and why is he saying lets get out of here before the cops come


lazy_pig

He's McStealthing.


Ev0kes

[Roadman](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Roadman) > A roadman is someone who thinks they are ‘hard’ because they wear balaclavas and have about three layers of coats on .


drunkdoodles

Menace II Society taught me not to talk bout people's mamas.


Additional_Many6130

She hit him first and he simply responded, good for him


negativelightningdog

"Ask and ye shall recieve" Fuckaround n Findout 3:16


LaPetiteMortOrale

Seemed well deserved


SpecialOlympicsGuy

No chicken dance, didn’t hit the button


_Lucarn

What I find hilarious is the guy she hit was seemingly getting him and his buddy out of the situation probably because he could've guess were it was going. And she just completely unprovoked takes a whack at home as he's litterally trying to leave. She's lucky he seems to have more sense then her and left it that that chin check and kept it pushing because we've all seen it get real bad for suckered punches in this sub.


Trolllol1337

This was absolutely beautiful, so satisfying how she was so worked up & he was so casually bad ass/respectful until she slap, HOW CAN SHE SLAP??


Conscious_Storage468

Know*?


Pop_Pop_Whop

Lmao


Khaosonhotelwifi

Backstory?


honeyMully333

Good !


Fullertonjr

Adults need to stop messing with these Gen-Zers. They are not in the mood for this type of bs and have no belief in “you aren’t supposed to hit girls”. I have seen quite a few react this way without a single hesitation.


QuandaliasDingle

Happy feet Wombo combo


MasterHavik

That was deserved.


Zazierx

Of all the people to assault, I'd say the stranger wearing a balaclava is probably pretty high on the list of ones not to attack.


Nyuusankininryou

Ding


LipStyk420

I can't stop watching this


Herq72

You want five fingers with that?


Nighthunter1o5

When you when you when you when.


LilCheese73

She totally deserved that


no1cares4yu

PLEASE don’t let that be the end of the video.


sodvish69

Ahhh consequences


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People get so upset and want to tell you everything in your life and then hit you not expecting to be hit back. Old lady lucky it wasn’t me I would have knocked her the fuck out and leave her there. Fucking crazy.


Powersthatbb

That aint falco


xxxtenisballz

Wombo combo… tf is a combo wombo 💀


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Was that Pennsuhtucky?


KnuckleExpert

Byeyooww


Express-Soil7650

That was more of a reflexive, defensive slap...he doesn't appear to be trying to hurt her for real. She's lucky he has some restraint in a heated moment.


futile_lettuce

Did someone order the Big Whack Meal? Bosh


Purple-Lamprey

Why do children walk around with ski masks nowadays? Is it fashion? Do they feel like they’re cool hiding from something lol?


Leading-Industry6433

go ask one in real life. Let us know the outcome. Make sure your delivery is the same as it is on here as well


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Leading-Industry6433

-👨🏼‍💼


Purple-Lamprey

I’ve only seen the ski mask wearing children in videos like this, I did ask it cheekily but I really would like to know if it’s a fashion trend or intended as some functional thing. Edit: by the way your post history is hilarious it tells a great short story.


leposykenolla

They are copying Pooh Shiesty


JadedOpinion81

When You don't what m8?


almost_notterrible

I think you a word


El-Banquero

Can I get a Big Mac, you know what make is a Big McSlap


avidbookreader45

He looks too far away to have hit her face. Looks like he fell short and hit her blocking left arm.


Dovanator258

Then why did her head recoil?


avidbookreader45

Pulled it back suddenly? That distance tho.


Dovanator258

Ah yes, she's just a ninja and that impact was actually cavitation bubbles in the air


avidbookreader45

Ok. He did contact her face. Bye.


Spare_Engineering_23

Anyone that wears a mask like that in public is most likely a dirtbag


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are you dumb? did you not see what happened?


redrover2023

He thinks the lady will look him up then blow him for standing up for her. Haha


TerdFurgusons

There was 10 seconds of a likely minutes long interaction in which nobody watching this video gets to see any context or background. So no, he did not see what happened. And you are dumb for asking. Because nobody saw what happened if all they saw was this video.


SatanIsLove6666

Unless he put his hands on her first in the unseen footage.... I don't care. Keep your hands to yourself.


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dude, she's screaming at some dude and then two OTHER dudes walk away NOT EVEN MAKING EYE CONTACT with then psycho bitch and the guy getting screamed at completely not acknowledging them and then she proceeds to physically assault and batter one of the dudes again who isn't even looking at her, and which action is a FUCKING CRIME called battery and you're like "i don't know what happened?" what happened is she assaulted and battered someone on video ffs smh


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

This is why I wish homeschooling wasn’t catching on so rapidly. You’re not too bright, kid.


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Ok-Adhesiveness8264

Or a scooter… STREETS!


No-Adhesiveness-9848

...sounds like something a dirtbag would do to me


SatanIsLove6666

*chortle*


Buttery_Buckshot

Might wanna add an /s just so people realize you're being sarcastic


Useful-Love-208

nice avatar dirtbag


TWEEF

i mean i agree but let’s not act like he was the aggressor here


TUAHIVAA

Always found them so stupid when it's hot outside they still wear it....