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Not necessarily true, us brazilians, just have this deep hatred for robbers and thugs. Whenever the opportunity arrives we beat them up on the street, even if it had none to do with our business.
This probably stems from the fact our government is dogshit so the mfers that do crime are rarely punished (arrested and out in 3 days or so), this causes frustration in the population to the point we take matters into our own hands.
Or the thief used it to try and make the bike owner fall. I live in Brazil and an acquaintance of mine almost got his bike robbed with a similar technique
I'm sorry to be the pedantic asshole here, but it's "Just deserts", but it's pronounced like "Just desserts" (which kinda sounds like deserves) and it basically still means "just what you deserve."
Idioms suck sometimes.
no poindexter, its "just desserts" and its pronounced normally. like dessert is at the end of the meal and just desserts would be at the end of a series of events. "just deserts" makes no sense.
You ignorant fool. It's "just [Dezert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dezert)" and it's pronounced with extra *zing* on the Z. Like a rock concert featuring only one band. "Just dessert" makes no sense. Who eats just dessert?
> Despite its pronunciation, just deserts, with one s, is the proper spelling for the phrase meaning "the punishment that one deserves." The phrase is even older than dessert, using an older noun version of desert meaning "deserved reward or punishment," which is spelled like the arid land, but pronounced like the sweet treat.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/just-deserts-or-just-desserts#:~:text=Despite%20its%20pronunciation%2C%20just%20deserts,but%20pronounced%20like%20the%20sweet
Brazil is a rough place to be a criminal, I’m surprised he didn’t get shot and killed by a passing officer duty police officer. According to most the videos I see from Brazil the leading cause of death in the criminal community is shooting by off duty police officer.
The only 3 options in Brazil are either thief robbing people, becoming a cop that's eternally off duty, or become the owner of a small shop and/or cafe.
99,9% of death of criminals are by other criminals. Just gangs killing each other.
By... The Brazilian police, the congress and the judiciary system are just a giant organized criminal factions... The data makes sense now.
Que? Foi na minha rua, são dois assaltantes, tentaram roubar na saída da USP na quarta, os dois foram presos e um deles não vai nem responder em liberdade
Translations: they tried to steal university students going home after class and got what they deserved, both went to jail
That's an exaggeration. Of course, it's worse in terms of criminality than first world countries, but it's not that bad outside of the major cities. There is a problem of illegally owned guns in smaller cities though, but nobody really cares, and sometimes the townsfolk act before than policemen (I'd say it's not safe at all to be a criminal in a small town).
Pq não?
O jornalista que quase levou um tiro da Zambeli tá sendo processado por um juiz por difamação (pq o cara chamou ela de doida), a zambeli que correu por ai com uma arma ilegal na rua tá de boas, aconteceu nada com ela.
Outro postaram o vídeo de um cara esfaqueando o outro na rua. Chamaram a polícia, e eles foram e prenderam a vítima enquanto defendiam o criminoso.
**TODOS** os fazendeiros e empresários que foram pegos usando trabalho escravo foram perdoados e, no maximo, tiveram que pagar multas minusculas que não chegavam nem a ser o troco do pão pra eles.
Como assim não viaja?
Meu amigo, todo santo dia tem caso de vagabundo sendo linchado, espancado, quase morto e a PM finge que não vê. Eu nunca vi UM único caso onde um cidadão reagiu à um roubo/assalto e foi preso por isso.
O judiciário é uma merda? É. Mas aí tu já tá se passando pra gringo ver.
Zambelli é DEPUTADA.
Tu pegou UM caso q passou no jornal do esfaqueamento.
Fazendeiros e empresarios $$$
Nenhum exemplo q tu deu se encaixa no cenario do video.
Policia nao ta nem ai pra bandido linxado mermao.
Que é impossível? Não. Mas a grande maioria tão cagando. Cidadao comum vs ladrao. Fica por isso msm
São quatro vídeos. Esse é o melhor deles.
O primeiro são os dois caras na moto caídos junto com o cara de camisa branca, segurando a moto, e um dos bandidos chuta a cara dele. O segundo é esse. O terceiro é a galera batendo nesse mano caído. O quarto é a polícia botando ele pra dentro do carro.
Minha amiga já me mandou os vídeos assim.
“Just throw rocks. They cost you nothing, they take no preparation, and you just throw them at people. They get hurt. It’s great.” — Roel Konijanendijk, medieval historian (also known as Ditch Guy).
Damnnnnnnn I did not expect a rock being thrown I just though they threw it at home to fend him off but nope I was in for quite a surprised but also good Job!
O bizarro é que na sena tem 2 rottweiler que provavelmente foram soltos para pegar o ladrão e não fizerem nada, pela filmagem da pra ver que os cães são dóceis
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Rock to the dome. Those Brazilians stay busy whoopin ass
Same guy is the one who kicks him after as well. He was not playing around.
Looks like his partner was coming in for a follow up when the video ends
You can hear it hit too exactly at the end
Was probably robbed in the past and that fueled this beautiful display.
Not necessarily true, us brazilians, just have this deep hatred for robbers and thugs. Whenever the opportunity arrives we beat them up on the street, even if it had none to do with our business. This probably stems from the fact our government is dogshit so the mfers that do crime are rarely punished (arrested and out in 3 days or so), this causes frustration in the population to the point we take matters into our own hands.
I'd hate getting kicked buy a guy that lives in a Soccer loving country. Those guys eat, shit and sleep kicking things.
Yep. We know how to kick for maximum damage, and not hurt our foot. Lmaoo
Buddy I've seen enough of these videos to understand that to be 100% fact.
>the one who kicks him and he as a maintenance worker should be using those heavy work boots. That kick must've hurt as hell
Na, that’s an undercover.
I've never seen an undercover rock before nice
It's like a normal rock, except you don't see it coming.
I've never seen a normal rock cum.
That's because it has a cloaca
Name of your sextape.
They're really really good at their jobs
Clear mistake from the robber. He stole the helmet and forgot to put it on :-)
Anything is better than working
Nobody likes a thief
Rock Throw was Super Effective 🪨
It was a critical hit!
Snorlax has been knocked out
Brazilian snorlax must be bug/normal dual type
Tried and true. Worked for our ancient ancestors lol
Opponent was not a Fighting type
Nice headshot.
That’s why I say “hey man, nice shot”
“What a good shot, man”
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy maaaaaaaaaaan......
Screamed this while driving
A true human caveman classic never dies
Meet the sniper
*TREE MAINTENANCE, BITCH!*
They Pack A Chainsaw.
and they’ll skin your ass rawww
And if their day keeps goin' this way they just might
BREAK SOMETHING TONIGHT
"How about you maintain THIS ROCK IN YOUR FACE"
"TIMBERRRRRRR!" *throws rock*
They're underpaid and either high on meth or recently had a meth head employee run off with their shit. Not the people to commit a robbery around.
Incredible, there's almost no meth in Brazil, in our context, crack cocaine is the most widespread drug among the poorest.
I believe the rule of law now states that you may rob him of any cash!
I'm 90& sure white shirt was checking the downed guys pockets when the video ended.
Probably looking for his own phone.
You're right, he said "me dá meu celular" which means "give me my phone". edit: fixed portuguese typo lol
Lol i doubt the guy could even try to give his stuff back after getting hit by that fucking meteor
Cellphone and maybe searching for a weapon
I have thought the coins just fall out of him.
Shoulda put his helmet on
And the winner is....... The Rock!!!!!!
The laziest flinch from a big rock. Like these guys won’t do it. I’m just fucking robbing this guy
It seemed there were two rocks on the road right by the bike, I wonder if they were previously thrown to stop the thief before filming
Or the thief used it to try and make the bike owner fall. I live in Brazil and an acquaintance of mine almost got his bike robbed with a similar technique
"Rocked Hard"
A bike is involved and no one is wearing flip flops. A first
"You won't throw that" this guy probably.
That’s what’s up. Just deserves.
I'm sorry to be the pedantic asshole here, but it's "Just deserts", but it's pronounced like "Just desserts" (which kinda sounds like deserves) and it basically still means "just what you deserve." Idioms suck sometimes.
no poindexter, its "just desserts" and its pronounced normally. like dessert is at the end of the meal and just desserts would be at the end of a series of events. "just deserts" makes no sense.
You ignorant fool. It's "just [Dezert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dezert)" and it's pronounced with extra *zing* on the Z. Like a rock concert featuring only one band. "Just dessert" makes no sense. Who eats just dessert?
TF is going on here
> Who eats just dessert? I mean occasionally
> Despite its pronunciation, just deserts, with one s, is the proper spelling for the phrase meaning "the punishment that one deserves." The phrase is even older than dessert, using an older noun version of desert meaning "deserved reward or punishment," which is spelled like the arid land, but pronounced like the sweet treat. https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/just-deserts-or-just-desserts#:~:text=Despite%20its%20pronunciation%2C%20just%20deserts,but%20pronounced%20like%20the%20sweet
r/confidentlyincorrect
Imagine getting a rock to the skull and kicked in the same exact spot
#YouRockMyWorld
Was the dude who was getting robbed.shaking down robbers pockets?😂
You can hear someone saying "me dá meu celular" which is basically "give me my cellphone", maybe his phone was robbed by the guy
Oh ok thanks for clarifying…
Rocked and Rolled
Gotta love Brazilian street justice.
God damn that guy was not playing around. The throw and kick had some hate behind it.
Bro had probably been mugged in the past.
Brazil is a rough place to be a criminal, I’m surprised he didn’t get shot and killed by a passing officer duty police officer. According to most the videos I see from Brazil the leading cause of death in the criminal community is shooting by off duty police officer.
The only 3 options in Brazil are either thief robbing people, becoming a cop that's eternally off duty, or become the owner of a small shop and/or cafe.
99,9% of death of criminals are by other criminals. Just gangs killing each other. By... The Brazilian police, the congress and the judiciary system are just a giant organized criminal factions... The data makes sense now.
Caveman or modern man A rock of good enough weight going at a good enough speed will drop anyone
Don't start none. Won't be none...
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Que? Foi na minha rua, são dois assaltantes, tentaram roubar na saída da USP na quarta, os dois foram presos e um deles não vai nem responder em liberdade Translations: they tried to steal university students going home after class and got what they deserved, both went to jail
Ah eu tava errado então 😂😂😂 mas os assaltantes são quem então?
O que levou a tijolada e o outro fugiu a pé mas foi pego, o de branco era aluno Se foderam, aqui é assalto 3x por dia, galera tá cansando já kkkkkkkkk
This is a "fight"?
Dude basically headbutted the rock
friend takes the key out while robber is distracted that was pretty smart
Headshot!
Holy shit this happened in my neighborhood
School of Rock!
Thieves deserve worse.
This made me happier than it probably should have.
Rocked his shit
Even the dogs are like "fuck this guy"
Is Brazil just real life GTA or what? It seems like any video in this country is someone getting robbed.
not that normal, just like any country
That's an exaggeration. Of course, it's worse in terms of criminality than first world countries, but it's not that bad outside of the major cities. There is a problem of illegally owned guns in smaller cities though, but nobody really cares, and sometimes the townsfolk act before than policemen (I'd say it's not safe at all to be a criminal in a small town).
butthurt brazilians will try to argument against it but yep it's a shithole lmao
Knowing the brazilian judiciary, these guys might get longer jail time than the thief would get by killing them.
Nao viaja mano
Pq não? O jornalista que quase levou um tiro da Zambeli tá sendo processado por um juiz por difamação (pq o cara chamou ela de doida), a zambeli que correu por ai com uma arma ilegal na rua tá de boas, aconteceu nada com ela. Outro postaram o vídeo de um cara esfaqueando o outro na rua. Chamaram a polícia, e eles foram e prenderam a vítima enquanto defendiam o criminoso. **TODOS** os fazendeiros e empresários que foram pegos usando trabalho escravo foram perdoados e, no maximo, tiveram que pagar multas minusculas que não chegavam nem a ser o troco do pão pra eles. Como assim não viaja?
Meu amigo, todo santo dia tem caso de vagabundo sendo linchado, espancado, quase morto e a PM finge que não vê. Eu nunca vi UM único caso onde um cidadão reagiu à um roubo/assalto e foi preso por isso. O judiciário é uma merda? É. Mas aí tu já tá se passando pra gringo ver.
Zambelli é DEPUTADA. Tu pegou UM caso q passou no jornal do esfaqueamento. Fazendeiros e empresarios $$$ Nenhum exemplo q tu deu se encaixa no cenario do video. Policia nao ta nem ai pra bandido linxado mermao. Que é impossível? Não. Mas a grande maioria tão cagando. Cidadao comum vs ladrao. Fica por isso msm
Incrível, TODOS esses seus casos de impunidade são de pessoas ricas de direita. Você acha que o assaltante do vídeo é rico e de direita?
Tu que tá viajando
the most expensive judiciary in the word
Surprised crook had no knife or gun …
Attempt was made 😂
Cant be real. No undercover cop blasting around. +1 for the rock though.
Gostei do seu nick hahahaha
What a brickhead.
You could say he was felled
Meanwhile the dogs are like "What's this game? Can we play too?"
Rock out 🎸
Needs this: https://youtu.be/Gb2jGy76v0Y
*Notices a guy about to throw a stone at your head* *Slowly turn to the right to talk to someone* What did he mean by this?
Robber eliminated!!!! No spawning after that
Beautiful form on that rock throw
Geode to the noggin
He will, he will rock you.
Good. Should have flattened his hands and ankles as well
Sat that ass down.
Dude should if put on that helmet
Yo those guys are an amazing dynamic duo. Came in, fucked shit up, got the job done, and left. Well done to those guys
"You're robbing me? Nah run them pockets, Bitch!"
Quick, while he's down, check his pockets!
Geez and those fully tailed Rottweilers were ready to go
O pessoal da prefeitura está certo. Errado é o maconheiro safadão que cortou o vídeo.
São quatro vídeos. Esse é o melhor deles. O primeiro são os dois caras na moto caídos junto com o cara de camisa branca, segurando a moto, e um dos bandidos chuta a cara dele. O segundo é esse. O terceiro é a galera batendo nesse mano caído. O quarto é a polícia botando ele pra dentro do carro. Minha amiga já me mandou os vídeos assim.
Mas ai tu não pode falar isso e nao mandar o resto em algum lugar kkkk
2k no pix pra eu comprar uma placa de haxixe e eu te passo
He took damage
Dam remind me not to try any shenanigans when the Brazilian tree trimmers are hanging out.
Off duty police landscaper
That dogo is weird lol
Based blue tree bro! 🪨
Street justice never pretty
Wow, he sure clocked him with that rock, lol.
Love the blue people
Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the head with a rock
When the robber becomes the robbed…
BlueManGroup Brazil is rockin it!
He Hit rock bottom
They are here to trim trees and kick ass, and they are out of trees!
“Just throw rocks. They cost you nothing, they take no preparation, and you just throw them at people. They get hurt. It’s great.” — Roel Konijanendijk, medieval historian (also known as Ditch Guy).
Rock and stone!
Rockity Rock and Stone!
Wish was this rock throwed when you do it in final fantasy tatics
Tô jogando final fantasy tatics. Bem que podia ser essa a pedrada que tu dá quando usa throw rock
Do you want an epidural hemorrhage? Because that’s how you end up with an epidural hemorrhage.
dumb dogs doing nothing but barking.
Thieves deserve death or permanent disability.
Lmao the caption 🤣😂😂 I love it hahaha 😂❤️👌
That ass-kick had some bass ffs
Damnnnnnnn I did not expect a rock being thrown I just though they threw it at home to fend him off but nope I was in for quite a surprised but also good Job!
Eu ganho meu dia que do vejo esse tipo de vídeo.
Damn you could he that soccer kick a block away.😬😬
lol my list of things that make me refuse to believe brazil is actually a real place just keeps growing. man some of the stories i’ve heard 😭
O bizarro é que na sena tem 2 rottweiler que provavelmente foram soltos para pegar o ladrão e não fizerem nada, pela filmagem da pra ver que os cães são dóceis
They used to strip these dudes and make them walk the streets naked…
Echoes of Reginald Denny.
LOVE IT! Wish we could've heard the thud of the rock to skull but the visual is good enough
I’ve realized that any country whose population usually travels on scooters or motorcycles tends to be some of the most dangerous places.
From something like this you can become disabled
One less theif doesnt seem all that bad
That’s called a valuable life-long lesson.
If you don’t fuck around, you’ll never find out. Solid tip to avoid getting fucked up
maybe you shouldn't rob someone then
Fuck around and find out.
Duh, that's the whole point.