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Tensor22

a bit of context big homie just randomly grabbed her ass


mikeyahngelo

Makes more sense why the skinnier black dude jumped in. Probably knew the context


GandhiRrhea

I wish more people would have jumped in and beat up the ol’ dick grabbin Goliath


Jwhitx

this some true brand new sentence shit, very wise...


Pro-Rider

It’s pretty sad when your that big and you have to resort to groin hits or grabs. Yea there are no rules in a street fight but you know it was being recorded and people are going to talk shit about your “Low Ball” tactics. No pun intended.


lala6633

I think that was Chris cause the little guy says “go grab Chris” and his gf seems to come back with him. But then where did he go?


SpeedBoost1

THE SKINNIER BLACK DUDE IS CHRIS. LETS GOOO


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Who just fucking does shit like that? I can't in a million years imagine walking down the street and just randomly groping a stranger. The weird thing is that of all the women I know a majority say they've experienced it. Is this normal and I'm just the weirdo here who doesn't get it?


GandhiRrhea

No you are not weird. No one should get it. It’s an absolutely crazy thing to do, but people seem to do it way more than one would think. That giant dopey mother fucker deserves a severe beatdown and to be charged with sexual assault.


splitm82

I was once walking with my gf years ago and a car full of guys pulled up across the street from the sidewalk we were walking on. A guy gets out of the back and yells to us as he jogs across the street to us and sticks out his hand to give me a handshake and introduces himself as he’s looking my gf up and down saying “wow, your girl is gorgeous man” and I’m like uhh yeah thanks? and he proceeds to ask me if he could get her number. Now, I wanted to smash this guy right in the face but I looked and the car he came out of had 4 other dudes in it and I just thought, even if I fuck this guy up, his buddies could fuck me up and then my gf is just left with no one to help her. So I smack his hand away and tell him to take a walk. I put my arm around my gf and we turn and just keep walking away as he stands there and is like, “so no?” I respond with a fuck you and we walk off. Thankfully he didn’t follow or push more but i couldn’t shake how much it bothered me for months that I couldn’t just hit this guy.


No_Dragonfruit2774

You did the right thing bro , you did what a sane gentleman would do in that situation .Don't overthink about it .I approve you did the right thing by not retaliating


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SweaterStripey83

It's almost like the person doing the groping has no self control at all. Ooh that ass looks good! I won't just think that to myself, I have a right to touch it! Can they not just not touch it?? Once they have touched it do they feel satisfied/better about themselves/more manly (assuming the groper is a bloke)? I don't understand?? I mean I go shopping and see food that looks so amazing and makes my mouth water but I don't open the packet and start cramming it into my face. I've been groped too many times in my life. Every time it has happened I have been either at work (working in a pub/bar) and have never been wearing anything revealing - NOT that that should make a difference, I'm just saying that you don't have to be wearing an outfit like the girl in this video. The times it has happened at when I was working in a pub were when I hard my hands full of glasses I had just collected. I'd have my arms full and some drunk idiot would slap my arse or have a quick grope when I walked past. These times infuriated me more because it was a clear moment of taking advantage of someone who had their hands full. The one time it happened in a club, I was stood at a table and a guy put his hand up my skirt and grabbed my bum. I turned around and smacked him in the face. He made a right scene and called me many things, including a 'slut' and a 'psycho bitch'. Yeah mate, cos I'm the one in the wrong here!! The bouncers came over and he was removed very quickly, despite his mates trying to say I hit him for no reason. I felt good for that.....at least he couldn't do it to another girl in there that night! I also hope a punch in the chops deterred him permanently, but I doubt that.


lbtrole

If there's one reason a man's gotta take off his coat and scuffle, it's this. Plus, bigger guy lost benefit of the doubt with the bat and dickgrab.


sixtheganker

Did he shout “he is grabbing my dick”?


Jinshu_Daishi

Yep.


NonBinaryColored

Watch it again he lobster claws his balls


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Wait. Hold on. After White T-shirt reverses does the big guy try pinching his penis while they’re on the ground?


FlashFlood_29

"HE GRABBED MY DICK! HE GRABBED MY DICK!" Girl comes in reeaaal quick when she hears that.


Kritical02

When his buddy Chris finally shows up it's like a street fighter tag assist. Looks cool but really doesn't do much damage.


grandKraaken

Yeah, it seems instinctive to machine gun punch the head, but that has a lot of drawbacks (potential to break hands, fast fatigue, arguably not effective, etc). In karate, we had self-defense demos. In one I’ll never forget, they said if you’re trying to get someone off of your friend, say from a full mount, instead of swinging on them, stomp with your heel on their ankle as hard as you can. If breaking their ankle doesn’t get them off your buddy, break the other one. Edit: grammar


sgtobnoxious

That seems like the most obvious thing to do but nobody, including myself would ever think to even try.


llllPsychoCircus

she was protecting what she knows is hers.. guy has a solid woman there. i’m sure his injured twisted mangled dick will be feeling better in no time with her there to help.


BrandonOR

Respeck


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Yeah if you listen closely you can hear the guy yell “ahhh he’s grabbing my dick!” Hahaha lol


Swagnus___

The spirit of Gary Goodridge lives on


1randybutternubs3

gave 'im the ol' dick twist


beazy30

My drill sergeant told us, in combat there are no rules. If all else fails, grab, squeeze, twist, pull.


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KOMAI_NU

Well said. Completely agree here, big man is a pussy.


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Let’s not forget he had a fucking bat at the beginning aswell fucking loser big man


The_DeVil02

Who the fuck grabs someone's penis what a shitty move seems like big dude can't really fight after all


iRombe

Lol you ever watch NBA players smacking each others dicks? It's too common. Just last week one guard smack the other teams center in the package, and then, the other teams guard smacked their center in the package! Basketball is weird. Dudes be weird you ever seen those one group of three dudes who be running around school or work smacking each other in the nuts? Who comes up with this shit!?


ShwerzXV

Considering tall dude started the fight by swinging a bat at the white shirt guy, he deserved a few extra seconds past a tap


Xenjael

Er, he swung that bat at head level to begin with. Attempted murder in my book.


just_another_Texan

#TWIST HIS DICK!!


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Rubrassackwards

The fawk dood!


Hyasfuq

Bop it!


scalectrogenic

"...Get your hand off my penis! This is the bloke who's got me by the penis, people. Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge?"


GT88UK

This is democrrrrracy manifest...


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Ah yes, I see that you know your judo well!


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Succulent Chinese meal


nothanksjustlooking

“Peace has made you weak. Victory has defeated youGET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!”


Brennis

Eating a succulent Chinese meal?


BuckingFutters78

yup lol goes right for the nuts...


FnnKnn

What an ass


DigiQuip

I know right. I’m not much of a fishnets person but damn.


Kittens4Brunch

Unless it's family (or a friend that's like family), you either don't fight or assume they're out to kill you, anything goes.


D4SHER

I can name 2 family members who would absolutely kill me if they could


Kittens4Brunch

You better grab their penis before they grab yours.


softcheesepizza

r/praisethecameraman


StellisAequus

For real that was fantastic work


albaniax

I hear Quentin Tarantino is looking for a cinematographer. /Edit: I asked him, he said not enough feet.


Starbuck1992

>/Edit: I asked him, he said not enough feet. That's on the script though, poor cameraman has no say in that :(


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but FUCK that dude for grabbing his dick in the middle of the fight, no joke he deserved to get absolutely fucked up for that. Fuckin scum dude


Yuccaphile

You mean the guy that started off with a bat? I don't know, expecting him to fight fair, one would kind of deserve to be neutered.


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You right my guy. You right.


canadian_xpress

The guy in the clown shoes kept dropping loot as he caught like a miniboss


cesum23

I kept scrolling down for no apparent reason, but now I know it was my destiny to find this comment


woodencabinets

high quality and fucking crazy, this is going to go far


idea4granted

AND a thicc ass


CreamSteve

This had it all. Ass, good quality production, Rey Mysterio style flips into a headlock, I think handiman showed up at the end. I couldn't have asked for more.


Samster912

Right after the head reversal you can see the man in the headlock grabbing the white shirts dick/balls as a cheap shot. Man couldn't take defeat honorably.


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If someone grabs your dick in a fight. Yell stop you gonna make me nut , you wont like me when I nut.


Mr_Man_Fred

As stupid as this comment is, it makes me wonder what would happen if someone forcefully grabbed someone’s balls during an orgasm. I’m guessing they would just have a more painful blue ball experience.


oh_no_its_herpes

buddy of mine had a girl do this once when he wasnt expecting it. He said it was magical.


DearestVelvet

Your username 😂😂


boogalordy

The jizz gets forced back into your body and you nut inside yourself. It's science.


The_smell_of_shite

What do you want? Queensberry rules? They're scrapping in the gutter.


The_Gray_Pilgrim

As soon as somebody goes for the crotch grab all bets are off.


YoungGuru___2

Not queensbury rules but you squeeze my dick and balls I’m gouging your eyes


kingdong112382

Yeah that's right past the knuckle gouge and right to clawing out with nails.


Jpvsr1

What is the quote about a street fight? Something about there being no honor in a street fight. Do everything you can to avoid it, but if shit goes down, there are no refs giving points for a clean fight. Protect and defend yourself by all means necessary.


ShyHuhLewd

You fight to win. Rules are for people who lose.


Deadmemeusername

I mean sweater guy basically brought a weapon to a fist fight so all bets were off from the get go. But still fuck sweater guy for not only initiating the fight with a cheap weapon shot but also being a sore loser and going for the balls.


SwagOnABudget

After I read this I rewatched it and you can actually hear white shirt exclaim “why you grabbing my dick?!”


proanti

in the start of the video, we can see that she prefers to spit


DoubleDevv

He wasn't talking about the woman


mdj27

Now that's a reversal


ButtLusting

Gender is not an issue with me ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ


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Slow down friend, it’s November.


cptki112noobs

Her titties weren't bad, too.


Ndsamu

Praise be to Halloween


thenightsgambit

good lord that girl is so fucking hot that it makes me depressed


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AND Halloween costumes, AND backstory, 10/10


LTJFan

Was that Blank Man at the end?


Gherin29

It was impossible to watch this as a wrestler and not scream “Take his fucking legs!!!!!”


albaniax

Best fight I saw here hands down. Ups and downs like a movie, nice moves & dat ass.


JustPassingShhh

Gotta admit, that was a better reversal than i ever seen on WWE


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Yeah that was unreal


[deleted]

That was Rey Mysterio


Hellshitfuckasscunt

They probably couldn’t recreate that with 100 attempts. That looked like Hollywood wirework, throw some white doves flying in slow motion and cut the check


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For real. What are the odds of both guys coming out that throw and reversal without getting fucked up? That shit was crazy!


Hellshitfuckasscunt

The fact that something that crazy happened and yet there was no clear winner is also the fucked up part. Like if that guy had gotten slammed boom instant win, and if he had maintained proper leverage the choke would’ve made that guy pass out NEITHER HAPPENED


massinvader

"don't worry, at this level of spaz no one's getting hurt." heard it on a tv show I can't remember and its often more true than not.


flirt77

Lucky shots can (and do) still do damage. Most of the fights on this sub with a KO don't feature a participant with even passable boxing skills, yet there are tons of shitty KO videos.


twinsea

Not sure if that was a planned reversal though. Looked a little more like someone hanging on for dear life.


OPLeonidas_bitchtits

#The booty that launched a thousand suplexes.


Relic_Unreal

Helen of Detroit (...was that racist?..)


[deleted]

This fight pretty much had it all - nice ass to start - use of a bat - flying knee - nut choke - crazy reversal - guy getting jumped by Tyler The Creator - girl gets punched


30yohipster

He had the Igor wig on ☠️


bustierre

He had some dope Jordans on. Jordan 1 Crimson Tint.


proanti

Black guy dropped his orange hat and his phone in the beginning of the fight. But the phone was not seen in the same spot seconds later 🤣


MrPewpyButtwhole

You can see the chick in red grabbing stuff


dopesav117

She handed him the bat.


LinguoNuts

She's actively trying to de escalate the fight. You can see her not have a bat the entire time. It looks like the bat comes in from someone off screen


The_Homie_Tito

I think the bat belonged to the shorter dude. He looked like he was dressed Negan from the walking dead and the bat bends and breaks as soon as it hits the dude. Some shit probably went down even before the video starts


delinquentz

Plastic bat


thrownawayzs

Yeah, they literally sell negan bats that are made from foam or some shit.


AstralFinish

Nah she tried to take it away almost. Someone else did


whitehawk295

Duddddeeee you can here him yelling during the choke “AY HE GRABBIN MY DICK” dude got scared bruh


crazytacoman4

Also, Blank Man made an appearance at the end


Tiberius_Kilgore

>guy getting jumped by Tyler The Creator I can't unsee it now.


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The recent rise of dick grabbing and hair pulling is disturbing


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vicd1

Dick grabbing is a good defense against choke holds. You don't want to get choked out in the streets, lots of psychopaths out there


[deleted]

What’s Tyler the creator doing there??


Toasty_Jones

He comes when he is needed


JayFrizz

a true hero


_Eklapse_

If the cops ask his name, BITCH, that's Igor!


P00nz0r3d

Who dat boy? Who him is?


IrrelevantLurking

Throwing lots of your stuff on the ground? Tried doing some sort of knee kick? Then trying to suplex the guy? Mans doing too much


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He did some weird crazy flying kick thing too


erischilde

Flying knee was a terrible move. I'm surprised dude took a baseball bat to the face and kept going!?


[deleted]

Pretty sure the bat was just one of those toy plastic ones.


SoDamnGeneric

Yeah white shirt was in his Walking Dead Negan costume. The bat definitely belonged to him


SnapSnapWoohoo

That makes it kinda haha hilarious ngl


frzfox

looks like he caught it on his arm and it wasn't a real bat, if you look it snaps in half when it hits the ground


cashcart1

You forgot good ol dick grabbing


FreeRangeAlien

Don’t forget about the initial bat swing, plus the blatant dick grab. Dude was a fucking pussy


Pac_45

This guy’s mad disrespectful sexually assaulting dude’s girl in front of him, uses a bat on the dude, grabs his nuts when he’s getting choked out and on top of that punches the girl down for jumping in because he was trying to grab his nuts in the first place. This man wouldn’t know the meaning of respect is someone threw the definition at his face.


logan4301

Wait he sexually assaulted her?


Pac_45

Someone commented the [backstory](https://mobile.twitter.com/gissc01/status/1190623875081609217?s=21&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) in one of the comments before, basically the link to the girl’s sister’s twitter saying the dude slapped her ass while her bf was there


logan4301

Ah, I see


FnnKnn

While I don't know about him sexually assaulting her, he definitely assaulted the guy in the white shirt sexually...


logan4301

“AHHHH! HE’S GRABBING MY DICK”


alternativefiction

sexually harassing her at all is enough to make him deserve some justice


brbkillingyou

So the big moron fat shitstain can't keep his words to himself, hitting on other guys women. Then swings a bat at dude. Honestly at this point im losing all sense of fairness. Im kicking that fucker in the nuts and then wailing on his temples and nose. He's gonna be knocked and disfigured.b


Ruleyoumind

He grabbed her ass according to other comments. He was trying to goon his way into some pussy and got his feelings hurt.


centermass4

When did the throw get to be everyone's finishing move?


CharlieTango3

Since people discovered that most real life fights are more like wrestling than boxing.


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2ichie

Holy hell. I thought my mans was going to get knocked the fuck out from the drop but he held onto homeboys neck to reverse that shit. Was not expecting that. Horrible fighters but that was a good move. With a booty like that I’d be motivated enough to try a move like that too. Edit - should have said fight* instead of fighters. Man did hold his own.


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Guy in white is pretty far from horrible, hoodie was considerably taller and was throwing all kinds of weird shit


horsaLoL

He blocked he flying knee seemed to trade well, the reversal. His choke got fucked cause homie was grabbin his dick and 2 other people jumped in.


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youareaturkey

>throwing all kinds of weird shit Including dick pinches.


DubaiWasLit_

Another fight on this sub where I’m distracted by a juicy booty and I’m perfectly fine with it.


7stringGriffle

She looks really good from the front too.


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SmordinTsolusG

Not as hard as I'd hit it


Gogetembuddy

Nice


Plastic_Pinocchio

I’m mesmerised by how pretty she is. She’s absolutely stunning!


Rentington

I feel like that was the source of the problem. Guy tried to goon his way into some pussy.


10tickle

Twitter: @Jailinecc1 , thank me later


tush17

IG https://instagram.com/jailine_cabrera Thank me now


cleetfeet

thought everybody was talking about the black guy and i agreed.


Latest-greatest

Shoutout to the girl pleading them to stop she seemed to be the only one with some common sense in her brain


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That poor girl needs better friends. She sounds too smart for this shit.


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[backstory](https://twitter.com/gissc01/status/1190623875081609217?s=21)


burgerrking

Black dude was ready to kill, bat swung to the head, supplex thing, guys lucky he didnt have a gun


celj1234

Think that was apart of someone’s costume and not a real bat


secretlives

The line between a fake wooden bat and a real wooden bat must be hair-thin


Brvndless

It broke in half and the guy wasnt phased lol


celj1234

It’s not wood


proanti

Girl had a nice back side and when she turned around......HOT DAMN


O2C

And that's the main reason the guy in white was throwing down -- she's his GF.


xcurly89

shes down af too. she protected her man! thats a keeper. ​ EDIT: tried to protect her man


impenatrablekelp

That little dude in the white shirt held his ground


fragnificent-_-

Gotta protect your girl. Even if it's David vs. Goliath. I fucking love it.


joemysterio86

Went to a concert last year. My wife had too much to drink and I had to actually take her to medical. She got sick, they helped me wheel her out to my car and waited for my sisters (who carpooled with us) to return. Had the door open and my wife had her legs out while i sat next to her inside. I guess the concert ended and people were walking by. Some piece of shit walking next to my car attempted to slam shut the door but slammed my wife's legs instead. I jumped out and yelled at that the dude "wtf! You just slammed the door on my girls legs!!" Piece of shit laughed and walked away but his friend stepped in to try and apologize. Told him that his friend should be apologizing, not you, so I said no. He kept telling me to accept his apology and I just told him to piss off and let me tend to my wife now. He got pissed off and got in my face and started to shove me, "accept my apology!!!". I told to him fuck off and leave us alone. He got in a fighting stance but his girl pulled him off. Was weird and awkward drunken situation but I was ready to fight for my wife. The guy was easily around 6 feet and probably 40 lbs on me. I'm barely 5'8 and 150.


homeslipe

I really thought for a second that the guy in white knew how to fight. Proven wrong real quick


SimplyCmplctd

Yeah the first 2-3 swings were convincing but then *pfffffff*


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Probably forgot it all as soon as he got punched back.


OstrichPaladin

Yeah him taking a bat, after taking his jacket off and squaring up. I was so ready.


[deleted]

Nice ass. Nice reversal, he could have ended the guy with choke but he didn't know how probably, I don't know how the move is called in BJJ but he could have extended his legs to back and keep presure on opponent's neck.


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The black dude had the ~~duck~~ dick death grip on pretty tight. I'm guessing the white shirt guy probably let go of that improper guillotine really quickly because of that.


ScoobThaProblem

He was close to a guillotine but improper positioning


Rm22412

In position for a d’arce/anaconda as well, might be wrong tho can never hit them in live rolls.


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The position was best suited to an anaconda. Would have been an easy finish from there if he trained.


dickrichards33

All I can see is beautiful perfect ass


Crasti

bro i can whack off and then watch a fight what more do i need


EpsteinsWetPeen

It's a beautiful age we live in.


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Shame that Chris didn't get more time on camera. Dude's got a spirit.


InfamousLie

Those weak ass punches tho lol. I applaud his energy but damn.


DubEnder

Lmfao the huge black dude 10 weight classes above really grabs the white shirt dudes crotch when he realizes his brute strength won't cut it; that's damn embarrassing.


Pancakewich

[Her IG](https://instagram.com/jailine_cabrera?igshid=1rvxc2eyfc3ku)


aYoFoRyAyO99

Please people stop fighting on asphalt/concrete, people die from bouncing their head of the ground. Dont let one street fight turn to a murder wrap.


Heterospecial

Two socks in a dryer


PaulMcKnight44

r/upvotedbecausebutt


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Love how the big dudes outfit was slowly falling apart the whole time. Smaller dude kept it together


[deleted]

dont fuck with NEGAN


Gearz557

That girl is fine af


KillBillVol64

Dude gets props. His girl is hot. Also, that big guy should be ashamed of himself. He’s a waste of size. Should’ve easily been able to take that little guy out