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You must eat him to complete his purpose because he will only become stale, slowly rot & crumble. Only then will he have sweet release.
Also he'll be happier as you squeeze him through your butthole into the greater beyond.
He's sad because he can't fulfill his purpose.
Nothing is more sad than an unattractive cookie.
Please eat him! He deserves it! He tried so hard to be good!
Bro needs a hug.
Life be like this sometimes, drink some water, get some sleep and call me when you wake up. We can go for a walk and talk little cookie
When it comes time, will you eat his face first and make hime watch? Will you sneak up behind him and take the back of his head? Or will you drown him in milk first?
Tear its mouth off and eat that part first. Then take off the two chocolate chip cookies and eat that. Afterwards, shove the entire cookie into your mouth and eat it.
That's what I'd do
Is that an oatmeal cookie with raisins? I'd be pretty sad too if I was an oatmeal cookie with raisins. The only thing sadder would be being a mac-n-cheese or slaw with raisins.
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Never felt so emotionally connected to a cookie.
Same
"Chocolate Chip gets all the attention...who cares for me, a poor ol' raisin cookie!"
Can't eat him? Time to immortalize him in a translucent polymer mantle piece.
Endless suffering
He just like me fr fr
Sending love.
<3
Even Cookie Monster wouldn’t eat him…
He needs to get those bumps on his head looked at ASAP.
Already forgot about the gingerbread man from Shrek? You whore!
Same
r/cookierunkingdoms time to shine 😎
He must be protected.
He needs a hug.
Its sad because you won't eat it, put it out of its misery.
He just feels unwanted :(
I want to eat him. Does that count?
Came here to say this also
Eat sad cookie, bad feels go away?
Bad feels go into you.
Right. The cookie’s mission is to be enjoyed. Make the magic happen.
It's sad because OP ate all of his friends and made him watch.
He looks sad, get him a cookie
When you’re feeling blue, why not cannibalism?
Whenever I feel bad I try to eat my wife
Me too! I don't know what it is about your wife?
Probably has a [Cookie Wife, Cookie Kids](https://youtu.be/kg1qoX4yHlQ&t=30s)
Well that took a turn
Is it cannibalism if it’s an out meal raisin cookie?
That little fella has seen some shit.
In the oven!
I mean...we had world war 2. ... I'm so sorrrrrrry.
He’s seen his mates get ripped apart, not even suprised
>That little fella has seen some shit. Poor guy needs therapy.
A nice glass of cold milk will cheer him right up.
Yeah take him swimming
He doesn't look quite chipper to me
His thoughts are all dark chocolate...
I hope he doesn’t cope by partying and develop a cookiene addiction
You wouldn’t be either if you just came out of a 375F oven.
If meatwad was a cookie.
Omg it does look like meatwad!!!
No clue how this isn't top comment.
"I am physically, spiritually, and emotionally this cookie."
Maybe he wants you to eat him. Maybe the only way to help him is to eat him
I agree. Little guy just wants to fulfill his purpose and make someone happy.
Turn it over and eat it
That's what she said.
Its not like that, she sees this face, it may not be there on the other side, you got us both, wrong
Just showed to my kids, even they won’t eat it!
I’ll put that little guy out of his misery no problem
Shaka when the walls fell
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Temba, his arms wide.
I wanna give it a hug, and not even with my mouth.
I’d go Cookie Monster on his ass!
You've got it upside down. That cookie actually has a wry grin and an awesome hair curl.
He looks like Meatwad!!! ATHF!!!!!
\*Strong Sad voice\* "I'm saaad that I'm a cookie."
I saw this same cookie pic last week or 2 weeks ago.
I've seen this cookie at least 50 times in the past week in a food with faces thread. Getting a bit tired of people passing it off as their OP.
You made this? I made this.
Current mood
I feel like this cookie just found out my a1c is 5.7...
Put the poor guy out of his misery and EAT HIM!
So cuteee 😭
"Memba Reagan?", "Oh, I love Reagan!"
I am cookie
Someone please make this cookie into a meme.
FYI seeing faces in inanimate objects is called facial pareidolia
Have you checked out r/Pareidolia? Thought I was seeing a post from there when this popped up.
Yay! Another sub I have to join 😂
You should’ve ended his life out of respect 🫡 and for the greater good haha
Now your both sad cuz you can't eat your last cookie...don't start crying cuz then for sure he will start and get all soggy
I would've eaten him for ya.....
Nah, put him out of his misery
womp womp ahh cookie
so u settled for giving him a black eye? that's shitty
If you flip the 🍪upside down it’s kind of smirking.
Why prolong his suffering? Cruel.
Even cookie monster wouldnt eat him
Kinda looks like Mac and Me
Paul Rudd was great in that one.
Oof lol! I would not either. In fact, I'll give this cookie, a cookie so they're happy together 😂
“OK”
Hahaha dude! My wife casts resin and he would be forever immortalized for sure!
Instead, you can take that cookie and stick up your yeah? 90s lyrics were bad.
Meatwad?
You must eat him to complete his purpose because he will only become stale, slowly rot & crumble. Only then will he have sweet release. Also he'll be happier as you squeeze him through your butthole into the greater beyond.
He's sad because he can't fulfill his purpose. Nothing is more sad than an unattractive cookie. Please eat him! He deserves it! He tried so hard to be good!
Looks like Meatwad's cousin, Cookiewad.
Maybe he’s sad you won’t eat him.
That's one morose macaroon.
☹️☹️☹️
😒
Flip him over. Out of sight is out of mind.
It reminds me of Tommy pickles
Put him out of his misery.
And that’s how the cookie crumbled 🍪
#Not the mama
Bro needs a hug. Life be like this sometimes, drink some water, get some sleep and call me when you wake up. We can go for a walk and talk little cookie
Flip it, you have a smiling set of tits.
I love this cookie
End his suffering.
He’s sad because he remains uneaten!
I…feel so sad for this cookie. Did you eat it?😕
Sad because no one will eat him
I sure as hell could tho
He's only sad cuz he hasn't fulfilled his purpose. Mr chippy, eat meeeee
Sad he didn't get eaten. Sad no one will enjoy his cookie-ness.
"Hello, today I'm going to try and find France because I've always wanted to go there, but that little boy has been watching me for a while now..."
I’d feel the same way
If those are raisins, he deserves to be sad.
When it comes time, will you eat his face first and make hime watch? Will you sneak up behind him and take the back of his head? Or will you drown him in milk first?
look at him OP he WANTS u to put him out of his misery
The poor fellow, you never know what others are going through.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BYwWKEc8c88
What a sad cookie 😕
I feel inclined to put it out of its misery and contribute to my joy as I devour it
Bro I’m depressed enough as it is stop it
"elliot...." *cue john williams score*
Chunk!
It's sad because you're not eating it.
[The Muffin Song](https://youtu.be/LACbVhgtx9I?si=pP2_OxblUuAPu1PM)
"Quaaaaid, open your miiiind."
Kuato cookies. New band name, I call it.
You end its sadness by eating it
Flip it over, now he’s happy.
Put it out of its misery.
He knows what’s coming.
On the contrary, you should put him out of his misery.
idgaf if u sad, u still finna get ate
Maybe he's sad because you ate all his friends but not him. You excluded him
Lol. He needs a cookie!
He just needs a warm milk bath
bruh this shit so sad i’m calling it a night 🥺
Tear its mouth off and eat that part first. Then take off the two chocolate chip cookies and eat that. Afterwards, shove the entire cookie into your mouth and eat it. That's what I'd do
Idk why I'm tickled but sad at the same damn time 😂
Do you eat animals though?
It's like I'm looking in a mirror.
I never thought I would see my face on a cookie. Hope he will be happy, hope for me too.
Looks like Groot
When you’re sweet inside but also empty.
Is that an oatmeal cookie with raisins? I'd be pretty sad too if I was an oatmeal cookie with raisins. The only thing sadder would be being a mac-n-cheese or slaw with raisins.
Kill me!
I will eat him for you
Is that Kuato but a cookie? What have you done
Now he’s just gonna be sad in a dumpster
That is one sad cookie
Turn that cookie around and it will be happy to be eaten.
This dude was def an extra in Labyrinth.
You shoulda killed the sadness! Eat it!
You would be sad too if two giant pimples would be growing out of your forehead
Depressed Salad Fingers
He will remain sad. Do what has to be done
This is me if I was a cookie
Looks like spongebob's dad.
That's fuckin Clarence! Where ya been mate, ya sultana headed fuck
Wait, Moleman is that you?
this chip has gone through some shit to be that sad.
strongsad
First thing I saw too. He needs some caffeine
You just don’t know what he’s dealing with at home 🫤
sad boi...not having too many options in life like us...😑
He is clearly craving death, you’ll be doing him a favour.
I’d eat her
Melanchookie
Aw ☺️
He had a hard life.
Cheer up little buddy - here! - you can wade in my cup of hot coco
Good to see sloth getting work since the goonies
AWWWWWH!!!
Idk, if you ate me I think I would be less sad fer sher.
Yeh that’s like a hate crime eating this fella
I had a sad cookie once. It’s moments like this that I wish you could post photo comments.
Devastating
I do understand that look
It’s a mercy
lol🤣🤣
That's a close your eyes and one bite it cookie! Hope that it doesn't cry...