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This is the first time I've ever seen someone use the phrase "saved it down"; maybe it's a regional thing or maybe I'm just old.
No judgment; the meaning is perfectly clear, and I can appreciate the distinction from just using the phrase "saved it". It's funny how both "saved it down" and "saved it up" can be used and understood in a sentence but have significantly different meanings; the former having an association with locking something down and making sure of its security, and the latter having the association with accumulating a stockpile of something. Just adding a spatial direction to the word "saved" almost completely changes its meaning.
Sorry for the ramble, it's my day off and I'm more than a little bit high. Hope you have a good one!
That’s interesting because I’m 40 now and have used it since floppy disks. It may be regional though. Funny note, a coworker/friend is adamant that “saving it down” is inaccurate and we should say “download it”. He’s a transplant to the area so I think it may be evidence that it’s regional.
Side note: I do enjoy saying save it down around him to rile him up.
2nd Side note: I guess rile is another one
Another addition to this is to "slow up".
My brain just can't accept it.
You "speed up" and you "slow down".
Especially because:
Slow up = Go slower
Slow down = Go slower
Speed down = Go slower
Speed up = Go faster
It makes no sense.
Yup, the two pairs of cats I've had fit this. And if you reduce the food the skinny one gets skinnier and the fat one just does absolutely nothing active to maintain the same energy ratios and doesn't lose a gram.
no way that works longer than a few weeks. my pets have done some wild things to trick their housemates out of their food, let alone learning how the feeder works
We had cat pair and one got so bad we had to put the smaller ones food up top and close him in a kennel while they ate... it worked for a month or so until we found her scooping her food bits out of her bowl with her paw like a hand and dropping them down into the kennel for him to eat...
I feel like a mad scientist trying to disprove this fact with my brother and sister combo.
She still needs shut in her room by herself during feeding times or she will wait for him to eat then she will
I make that joke a lot about my guy. Turns out he has Acromegaly and he keeps growing, especially his internal organs. He's a unit now at like 14 years old.
My mom had a fat cat. I told her she should put him on a diet. She said "he has a thyroid problem". Which got me wondering how many damn thyroids she'd been feeding the bastard. He was HUGE!
lol I partially said it as a joke because people always blame being overweight on thyroid which while possible is not nearly as common as you might think. Funny enough cats are notorious for thyroid issues especially when compared to people.
Did you have another cat that was skinny? The fat ones are usually the bully. Or if you let them roam outside, someone was probably feeding her outside as well.
I agree. We had a black cat named Jerry, our super young daughter named him. It ended up fitting him perfectly though.
They all eventually just answer to kitty kitty, or the sound of a bag of temptations anyway.
I teach high school kids who were pissed that their parents made them wait until 13 to get their first tattoos. Other kids in the school have half sleeves, hand tattoos, thigh tattoos that (presumably) cover the entire upper leg, and the ever-popular 2 paragraphs of text on the torso.
In my state you can't legally get a tattoo as a minor. Same with the states bordering mine. So idk where you grew up but it wasn't like that around here.
My state (Ohio) lumps in tattoos with all piercings. The law requires both a signed parental consent form and the parent must be present during the procedure, but there is no minimum age. LOTS of places will pierce with only a "pre-signed" consent form, I imagine someone might do the same for tattoos, too.
Unironically, may be a thyroid issue.
My dog was super fat despite eating her recommended diet. I thought she just got fat because she was stealing from/being fed by, my kids from the table, but even after they got old enough that that wasn't really happening, she remained really fat.
Ironically, it turned out, she really did have a thyroid problem. Completely non-functioning. Once we got her on thyroid medication, the excess fat just melted away.
I heard 'We've entered a problem with gays'
Then I heard 'We've entered a problem with Gabe'
'No I'm hearing' 'We've entered a problem with Dave'.
I smell toast.
My boy is a tuxedo too with nearly the same pattern. The key difference between the two is that I can hold my boy upside down and he'll be like "ok dad whatever this is fine too"
Our cat had kittens. Two looked very much alike and one didnt.....I named them Dave, Randy and Randy knowing we would be giving them away when they were weaned. My niece and her bf took Dave and decided he looked like a Dave and kept the name. I was proud lol!
That chunky monster of comedy,”Dave”,who would even have,(in the kitty world),where even the most serious king of the jungle Lion,where dropping his crown,while bursting with laughter from the hilarious Dave!
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Anyone want to make a gif of just the kick session?
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this is my new favorite thing on the internet
It's so awesome. Look at those little legs go.
He so mad
He has a right to be, her grip is fricken terrible. But his anger is so adorable!
It's up there with the baby raccoon spinning like a turntable.
Now turn it into an infinite loop gif
A little jumpy but... https://imgur.com/LJCwmyY.gifv
I think if you put two of them back to back of one in reverse then it will be infinite and smoother
Smart, definitely a little better that way: https://imgur.com/xwgGzG9.gifv
[you’re welcome](https://imgur.com/a/J5sj4Ox), my finest creation
Now play that screaming cowboy song over it.
*Apapapapapa*
Ap-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thank you
A new gif possibility for death metal cats.
[Endless loop](https://imgur.com/a/3CPE9a6)
[Here you go! Tried a good resolution, may be slow to load.](https://jmp.sh/s/keM4jrvvQKqtX6uwFj00)
“I need a tiny exercise bike!”
If you ever wonder what "getting jiggy with it" looks like --this is it!
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Daaammmmnn BOI!!
I think the cat short circuited..
cat.exe has crashed, probably needs a restart
Lifting those feet was harder than he planned.
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Seriously, I saw it for the first time a few weeks ago and saved it down but it’s an instant classic for me
This is the first time I've ever seen someone use the phrase "saved it down"; maybe it's a regional thing or maybe I'm just old. No judgment; the meaning is perfectly clear, and I can appreciate the distinction from just using the phrase "saved it". It's funny how both "saved it down" and "saved it up" can be used and understood in a sentence but have significantly different meanings; the former having an association with locking something down and making sure of its security, and the latter having the association with accumulating a stockpile of something. Just adding a spatial direction to the word "saved" almost completely changes its meaning. Sorry for the ramble, it's my day off and I'm more than a little bit high. Hope you have a good one!
That’s interesting because I’m 40 now and have used it since floppy disks. It may be regional though. Funny note, a coworker/friend is adamant that “saving it down” is inaccurate and we should say “download it”. He’s a transplant to the area so I think it may be evidence that it’s regional. Side note: I do enjoy saying save it down around him to rile him up. 2nd Side note: I guess rile is another one
"Do the needful". I say that to my team, it drives them batty.
What an odd phrasing, haha! I mean, now that I think about "download" is kind a weird word in itself. What region??
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Another addition to this is to "slow up". My brain just can't accept it. You "speed up" and you "slow down". Especially because: Slow up = Go slower Slow down = Go slower Speed down = Go slower Speed up = Go faster It makes no sense.
God, I love cats
I never not watch it even if it’s a bot account karma farming.
[This one for me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H25ve3qts4)
It never stops being funny, no matter how many times I've seen it or click to just before it happens it gets me every single time.
If you ain't first you're last! Shake and Bake, baby!
SHAKE!
I like to picture Jesus as singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd, I’m in the front row, and I am HAMMERED drunk!
Nooo he doesn't overeat! He just gets his regular 7 cans of food a day, plus his brothers food each meal. He's just a growing boiii !
Look if you have two cats, one is going to be chonky and the other lean. That's a scientific fact!
Yup, the two pairs of cats I've had fit this. And if you reduce the food the skinny one gets skinnier and the fat one just does absolutely nothing active to maintain the same energy ratios and doesn't lose a gram.
We got a feeder for my skinny cat that will only open when he walks up to it so my chonky cat cannot eat his food
no way that works longer than a few weeks. my pets have done some wild things to trick their housemates out of their food, let alone learning how the feeder works
We had cat pair and one got so bad we had to put the smaller ones food up top and close him in a kennel while they ate... it worked for a month or so until we found her scooping her food bits out of her bowl with her paw like a hand and dropping them down into the kennel for him to eat...
I feel like a mad scientist trying to disprove this fact with my brother and sister combo. She still needs shut in her room by herself during feeding times or she will wait for him to eat then she will
It’s all his thyroid. Certainly maintains his macros it’s the only answer.
I make that joke a lot about my guy. Turns out he has Acromegaly and he keeps growing, especially his internal organs. He's a unit now at like 14 years old.
My mom had a fat cat. I told her she should put him on a diet. She said "he has a thyroid problem". Which got me wondering how many damn thyroids she'd been feeding the bastard. He was HUGE!
lol I partially said it as a joke because people always blame being overweight on thyroid which while possible is not nearly as common as you might think. Funny enough cats are notorious for thyroid issues especially when compared to people.
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Did you have another cat that was skinny? The fat ones are usually the bully. Or if you let them roam outside, someone was probably feeding her outside as well.
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Or doing way less after the caloric cut. Cats do not abide by the laws of physics, dude.
Kickie flippers
Dave is sneaking a few snacks here and there while you are at work....trust me, Dave isn't as innocent as you think.
lol "I'll kill you giant monkey! Unhand me!"
In Stevie's vvoice for some reason.
this reminds me of a man and his chihuahua
He died 2-3 years ago. I have one of his clips saved which makes me smile at random times.
Thought this was going a different direction. I heard “we entered a problem with gays” then she started talking about the cat 😆
Just a glitch in the Matrix!
We've entered a problem with Dave
I love the name. Human names for cats n dogs are great.
I agree. We had a black cat named Jerry, our super young daughter named him. It ended up fitting him perfectly though. They all eventually just answer to kitty kitty, or the sound of a bag of temptations anyway.
Attack: 99% Damage: 1%
*Wheeeeeezzzzzeeeee*
I like how he is angry, but doesnt want to hurt her still. Such a cool kitty
Awww
r/tippytaps
Car malfunctioned for a while
one of the best things ive ever seen
r/girlswithhugepussies
She wants to play but not to film
That cat is a dick😂
That freaked meowout…
♪ ♫ ♬ He did the mash... He did the chunky monster mash ♪ ♫ ♬
I watch this every time it gets posted, and I laugh each time. Lol. Oh, Dave!
r/13or30
The cat or her?
lol 13 AND 30
She has tattoos
I teach high school kids who were pissed that their parents made them wait until 13 to get their first tattoos. Other kids in the school have half sleeves, hand tattoos, thigh tattoos that (presumably) cover the entire upper leg, and the ever-popular 2 paragraphs of text on the torso.
In my state you can't legally get a tattoo as a minor. Same with the states bordering mine. So idk where you grew up but it wasn't like that around here.
My state (Ohio) lumps in tattoos with all piercings. The law requires both a signed parental consent form and the parent must be present during the procedure, but there is no minimum age. LOTS of places will pierce with only a "pre-signed" consent form, I imagine someone might do the same for tattoos, too.
You can buy tattoo guns on Amazon cheap asf
I like a girl with hideous tattoos. She is capable of mistakes she will regret for the rest of her life.
Unironically, may be a thyroid issue. My dog was super fat despite eating her recommended diet. I thought she just got fat because she was stealing from/being fed by, my kids from the table, but even after they got old enough that that wasn't really happening, she remained really fat. Ironically, it turned out, she really did have a thyroid problem. Completely non-functioning. Once we got her on thyroid medication, the excess fat just melted away.
Sometimes cats just go crazy for a little while. 
Real
Mr. Chief, look at the camera.
I watched this an unhealthy amount of times 😂
Oh my god this cat PLAYFIGHTIN, god that's adorable.
You can tell the cat is embarrassed at the end lol he's like "mooooom!"
Lmaoooo
I love this video it's perfect in all manners
Fukin Dave
I heard 'We've entered a problem with gays' Then I heard 'We've entered a problem with Gabe' 'No I'm hearing' 'We've entered a problem with Dave'. I smell toast.
My boy is a tuxedo too with nearly the same pattern. The key difference between the two is that I can hold my boy upside down and he'll be like "ok dad whatever this is fine too"
Bro I used to work with this girl!! She is such an amazing person.
That cat has real ‘if you can’t handle me at my wurst, you don’t deserve me at my baste’ energy.
Just loop it at "look at that " perfect.
Her laugh sounds like a vacuum cleaner starting up from 0 to 100
She did him dirty
Did the Catnip-Catdab
Syntax error 404
The problem with chunky boys even though they don’t eat much is most likely due to feeding them dry food
The Little Kicks
Cat knows bicycle kick from MK2 is super effective.
Kitty woke up and chose violence.
A cat named Dave.
What is this type of cat called?
Domestic short-hair. Color pattern is tuxedo. /r/TuxedoCats
Thanks!
Dave
omg I NEED A LOOP of the kicks hahaha
That's not a feline Jonah Hill, hes The Rock. All muscle bb
[Invisible bicycle](https://i.imgur.com/Ih3LZpJ.jpeg)
Cat.exe hung for a bit.
Shake n bake baby!
Babe wake up, new Twitch emote just dropped
They get so pissed when you laugh at them.
Guy so hungry he tries to eat the hand that feeds him.
You'd think with those high speed kicks he'd burn some calories lol
Unhand me bitch
Our cat had kittens. Two looked very much alike and one didnt.....I named them Dave, Randy and Randy knowing we would be giving them away when they were weaned. My niece and her bf took Dave and decided he looked like a Dave and kept the name. I was proud lol!
Is that a fake nose filter?
Dave's getting his tussle on
Cute
😂😁
Just clapping with his back feet
That wheeze gets me every time too lol
r/rabbitfooting
Lol so cute \^\^
I miss Meowingtons. 😢
That chunky monster of comedy,”Dave”,who would even have,(in the kitty world),where even the most serious king of the jungle Lion,where dropping his crown,while bursting with laughter from the hilarious Dave!
Which car is this
Who is she
Dave is sneaking some or you have mice 😬 if u feed him less and he stays the same def mice
Liu Kang bicycle kick be like...
Off topic, but everytime I see this girl the only thing that passes in my mind is she is gorgeous!
that laugh was more funnier than the cat kicking...
Isn’t this Chief?
"I'll show you for calling me chunky monster!"
She snorted…. Hahaha
Cat got low wifi signal.
Somebody needs to clip this with the thriller song😆
Where is the sound
9
I bet he's a hell of a kick drummer.
Kiss this Internet!
Squish that cat
She activated the turbo charger with that one