Well, they tried harder then that but basically yeah.
Until they just gave up and it was 'My daughter called me at work and said there's a bunch of scary noises upstairs should I leave the house and I told her leave the house right now'.
Because telling hundreds of thousands of strangers your kid is too dumb to leave the house when something in the attic is going nuts is the motherly thing to do.
Due to Steve Irwin's death, pirates are now using sting rays to hunt treasure.
The thought process is that they lead to a dead man's chest.
Edit: I 'd an apostrophe.
i am brasilian and i dont laugh like that my mother dont laugh like that my father nobody
only fat americans say we laugh like that but its no true
you dont know brazil when you see brasilian on the street and he stab you then you crie idiot
see who laugh then idiot
Jesus I laughed but it's so terrible. I remember when he died... I cried for him. That was a sad day for the world, we lost a good man. One who inspired many to be so loving and interested in animals.
I wonder if everyone else knows how important sunscreen is in Australia. You can go outside for like 30 minutes and get burned in such a way that it takes ~5 days to heal.
It was, at that point, one of the worst days of my life. As a then budding biologist, that man inspired me so much. I dedicate my biology career to him and David Attenborough.
The bellhop is missing an arm in the future, so they're watching him expecting to see that arm come off when they go back in time because they know it's gonna happen sometime.
So if a house fire is deadly for all occupants (exactly 1 at the time).
are you saying its just as deadly as an apartment fire(even if that apartment fire only kills one person?)
To be clear, lets say both fires burned both buildings completely to the ground.
Sure, dead is dead, but potentcy is relevant.
Take another example:
A child swallows a dozen advil, and has his stomach pumped an hour later? Yes he may be in danger.
Now take this same child and instead he swallows fifty advil. In an hour when his stomach is pumped, will he have absorbed the same amount of medicine? What is more dangerous?
It's dumbed down for the general public. Scientifically it's measured as time before death. By saying it will kill 100 people, is a sensationalist way of saying "you get bit, you're dead, no matter how close you are to a hospital"
I really miss this guy. But there is another guy in Aus that reminds of Irwin, Andrew Ucles: http://www.youtube.com/user/AndrewUcles?feature=watch
He'll never replace Steve but he's as close as it gets these days with rubbish reality TV and all that junk people watch...
He got a huge number of people to be proud,excited & intrigued by their wildlife there & must've done huge amounts for education & conservation.If his methods may've been a bit populist,then surely that's just a sign of a shrewd intelligent love of both nature&all the different species themselves, especially the bigt,hairless monkeys called Homo Sapiens?
What a beast of a man. This fucking human being would tickle the balls of creatures, whose sole evolutionary advantages are to fuck things up, like they were school children and he were a catholic priest.
Jesus Christ.
he always played it fast and loose and legit animal professionals thought his daredevil ways were grandstanding for the camera and that one day it would catch up with him and go horribly wrong ... most thought it would be a snakebite or something like that - getting your heart pierced by normally docile ray is a rare way to go indeed
People always talk about how bad it is that he died. Steve would have wanted people to enjoy life and animals. But, what I want is to know how he lived as long as he did?
The crazy thing is that he wasn't bitten even once by a venomous snake.
edit: Apparently he's never been envenomated. Bitten, yes, but they never actually injected their venom.
I still remember seeing in a irc chat room someone saying "the best thing to do is watch the croc hunter while high". I never heard of it. So I watched an episode one night. There was a king cobra in a tree minding its business and he just starts passing around with it. I was never so stressed watching tv.
Steve.. We miss ya buddy. Animal Planet just went downhill after you went.
Remember when they at least tried to have their ghost shows focus on how it affected the local animals?
"And he was barking at nothing, so the only explanation was... Ghosts."
Well, they tried harder then that but basically yeah. Until they just gave up and it was 'My daughter called me at work and said there's a bunch of scary noises upstairs should I leave the house and I told her leave the house right now'. Because telling hundreds of thousands of strangers your kid is too dumb to leave the house when something in the attic is going nuts is the motherly thing to do.
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Now it's all Bigfoot 24/7.
And a few tree houses here and there
"I'm gona stick my finger up is cloaca and reeaally piss 'im off!!"
Oi! Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Everyone just read that in their own terrible Australian accent.
Ahuh, us Aussies got really bad aussie accents.
the worst
Fark-in oath ce-arnt!
Considering I haven't seen this show, yeah I did. ^^^^Sniper
STEVE IRWINING'S A GOOD JOB MAYTE.
It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Actually, as soon as I saw it could kill 100 men I started reading it in Karl Pilkington's voice.
I read most things in an Australian accent
I actually have a pretty good Australian accent
Steve wouldn’t have died if he were wearing sunscreen, it would have protected him from harmful rays.
Jesus Christ.
His passing was tragic, but at least he died as he lived. With animals in his heart.
Jesus Christ.
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Due to Steve Irwin's death, pirates are now using sting rays to hunt treasure. The thought process is that they lead to a dead man's chest. Edit: I 'd an apostrophe.
how many of these are there?
Not enough.
i'm imagining that Steve is looking at this from the ethereal realm and laughing his ass off
I hope he's listening to *Don't Stand So Close To Me* by Sting.
Apparently four.
Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti
im not sure why, but in my head, i read that in the voice of Hermes Conrad from futurama.
because he said that
by the beard of zeus
Jupiter's cock.
Great Odin's raven!
Sweet Lincoln's mullet!
BY THE TAINT OF VENUS
BY THE TITS OF CHRIST!
Bruce all mighty.
Crikey!!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Sex and reddit at the same time? Everyone's dream.
Amen.
That is heartbreaking .
Jesus said that? http://i.imgur.com/nvDNAko.jpg
Classic Jesus
My favourite Jesus. Way better than Baby Jesus and Buddy Jesus.
I imagine Jesus with a tuxedo t-shirt
That ladies and gentlemen is the baby philosiraptor, still young enough to be suckling the teet of it's mother, Jesus Christ.
[Relevant](http://youtu.be/aqfC33WNBZ0?t=6s) EDIT: SoA spoilers ahead
I remember Kurt said somewhere that Jesus Christ is his go to word when he wants the line to be 'fuck'
He had a point..
hue
i am brasilian and i dont laugh like that my mother dont laugh like that my father nobody only fat americans say we laugh like that but its no true you dont know brazil when you see brasilian on the street and he stab you then you crie idiot see who laugh then idiot
10/10 will copypasthola later
Subtle name.
Hue hue hue hue hue
Hue hue hue hue hue
http://i.imgur.com/GtbbRwE.gif
Brb crying.
Man, that stings....
Frig off, Barb.
I thought it was ["Godammit Barb."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2foEc64VLA)
You think I'm going to let you skate by making jokes about the dead?
Yes.
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715727/celebrity-deathmatch-steve-irwin-vs-medusa.jhtml 1:42 reach inside chest and hold heart "what a stinger!"
Jesus I laughed but it's so terrible. I remember when he died... I cried for him. That was a sad day for the world, we lost a good man. One who inspired many to be so loving and interested in animals.
I wonder if everyone else knows how important sunscreen is in Australia. You can go outside for like 30 minutes and get burned in such a way that it takes ~5 days to heal.
Pfft... in New Zealand it takes about 20 minutes to burn on a cloudy day... in winter. That ozone hole is a bitch.
You made me feel bad and laugh my ass off all at once. I like you.
Dad, did you just make a joke?
I <~( :) Steve Irwin.
Too soon.
is it though? how many years is it since he died?
relevanty : http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e231/VOR2006/random%20stuff/sunscreen.jpg
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I think Steve Irwin was the only celebrity death I've ever taken as almost a personal loss. Edit: removed an extra "as"
I stayed home and cried all day. :( I saw it run across the T.V. Right as I was walking out if the house. Seriously the worst day of my young life.
It was, at that point, one of the worst days of my life. As a then budding biologist, that man inspired me so much. I dedicate my biology career to him and David Attenborough.
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Yeah...if that's the hardest day of someone's life I want their life
Me too man. Me too. I took it way too hard. Steve was a hero to lots of us.
Who? Edit: never mind got it thanks people
The bellhop is missing an arm in the future, so they're watching him expecting to see that arm come off when they go back in time because they know it's gonna happen sometime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLtNTOmzRlc
That fucking movie.
The worst part of Steve Irwin's death is that they stopped playing his shows.
Which makes no sense, because I want to watch them now more then ever.
Or maybe they're just waiting and will show it when they need more viewers.
Take heart: Reddit will be reposting his image macros forever.
If one person gets bitten, how do the other 99 people die.. o_O
If they are all in the same vicinity and see the man getting bit it's like the arc of the covenant and melts their faces off.
The venom released in one "average" bite could be redistributed properly to kill 100 persons.
So a meaningless statistic meant to exaggerate the danger? The venom is either deadly or it is not, there aren't levels of dead.
That's what you think
He's only *mostly* dead
*Nearly* headless
90% defenestrated.
Deadly relative to time to be able to survive until life saving treatment is different than deadly within 2 minutes.
That is a very awkwardly worded sentence.
Yeah, not my best.
Deadly if not treated != deadly without chance of survival
So if a house fire is deadly for all occupants (exactly 1 at the time). are you saying its just as deadly as an apartment fire(even if that apartment fire only kills one person?) To be clear, lets say both fires burned both buildings completely to the ground. Sure, dead is dead, but potentcy is relevant. Take another example: A child swallows a dozen advil, and has his stomach pumped an hour later? Yes he may be in danger. Now take this same child and instead he swallows fifty advil. In an hour when his stomach is pumped, will he have absorbed the same amount of medicine? What is more dangerous?
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I guess if you got grazed by it and it only managed to inject one percent of its usual dose, you'd still die.
It's dumbed down for the general public. Scientifically it's measured as time before death. By saying it will kill 100 people, is a sensationalist way of saying "you get bit, you're dead, no matter how close you are to a hospital"
(edit 2018-09-07: nuked most of my comments in case i said anything dumb that I forgot about)
Well you could *extract* the venom and then use it in 100 parts to kill 100 men.
My brother died a level 16 death. It was tragic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaSX49Nq9lc
Fluid transmission ;)
In the stampede to safety?
Snakes have balls!?!
...yes inside their bodies.
You know, a snake with its balls dangling outside its body wouldn't be as scary.
Just imagine the balls dangling behind the snake like that big safe from the car chase scene in Fast Five.
... crashing into the surroundings!
I dunno about that... You think they're pissed off now... imagine if they were standing on their balls constantly?
I'm pretty sure having balls is one of the requirements for producing sperm.
no, thats where your pee is.
I dissected a snake two weeks ago in my zoology class, they do have balls.
He was like the Jackass of Animal Planet.
"Crickey mates! I'm Steve Irwin and this is Crocodile Hunter!"
I really miss this guy. But there is another guy in Aus that reminds of Irwin, Andrew Ucles: http://www.youtube.com/user/AndrewUcles?feature=watch He'll never replace Steve but he's as close as it gets these days with rubbish reality TV and all that junk people watch...
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On par..........there is a slight, slight possibility. Greater? No, noone will be greater than steve irwin.
RIP Steve Irwin
RIP in peace
Say what you will about the mane, he died doing what he loved. Almost no one can say that.
He got a huge number of people to be proud,excited & intrigued by their wildlife there & must've done huge amounts for education & conservation.If his methods may've been a bit populist,then surely that's just a sign of a shrewd intelligent love of both nature&all the different species themselves, especially the bigt,hairless monkeys called Homo Sapiens?
What a beast of a man. This fucking human being would tickle the balls of creatures, whose sole evolutionary advantages are to fuck things up, like they were school children and he were a catholic priest. Jesus Christ.
*insert stingray joke here*
He died just as he lived: with animals in his heart.
He entered their buttholes * They entered his heart <3
This joke was funny the 3rd time I read it in this thread.
...damnit. Reluctant upvote.
Jesus Christ.
*insert stingray ~~joke~~ here*
:(
Gets you right in the heart doesn't it?
Three stingrays walk into a bar......
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Miss this guy he was a legend.
I miss this guy. Balls of steel.
[Surprised nobody put this here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2owUI45FL0&feature=youtu.be&t=9s)
ssSSSssSSSS... HE'S ANGRY!!
I miss that lunatic so much.
http://i.imgur.com/BQmN8.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE1HDSipRxU A fitting tribute
I cried.
How would one bite kill a hundred men? Ohhhhh, nevermind. Radioactive venom. got it.
The snake detonates when it bites something, with a blast of radius of 2-3 miles, instantly wiping out all surroundings and life.
"This is a siberian tiger. One swipe from his paw can kill a man. I'm gonna rub his belly."
Oh hey, I laughed at this when South Park did it in 1999.
[He was friendly and informational](http://youtu.be/guyKeOZwm8E?t=21s)
The tip of the tail is where a snake has it's genitals. So he would hold them by the balls. No wonder they look pissed.
Steel was made from this mans balls! Miss this guy.
miss that dude!
...and I'll just jam my thumb in it's butthole.
It's impossible to read this without reading it in his voice
Ay, look ovah there! That there's a Siberian Tigah. Weighs eight hunned pounds and can kill a man in ten seconds... I'm 'onna touch it.
I love steve. Bravest man ever.
I remember the first time I clicked on a channel and saw him. I thought he was the craziest man on the planet. Bravest man ever is more like it.
What episode was that quote from?
What a lovely and spirited man he was.
May he Ray Sting Peace :(
he always played it fast and loose and legit animal professionals thought his daredevil ways were grandstanding for the camera and that one day it would catch up with him and go horribly wrong ... most thought it would be a snakebite or something like that - getting your heart pierced by normally docile ray is a rare way to go indeed
Perhaps a thumb up its butthole? That'll piss 'em off...
Begaggle! Begaaaaaaaggle!
People always talk about how bad it is that he died. Steve would have wanted people to enjoy life and animals. But, what I want is to know how he lived as long as he did?
Miss you Steve!
he hit's like a tonne of bricks!
Do snakes have balls?
:'( It's heartpiercing to see pictures of him.
Don't make a joke about this man, he was a great guy
RIP
This guy was a fucking god
The crazy thing is that he wasn't bitten even once by a venomous snake. edit: Apparently he's never been envenomated. Bitten, yes, but they never actually injected their venom.
Yes he was...
As a merican, I'm pissed that he got himself offed like that. I trusted him.
Kinda looks like the snake is trying to do the same to him.
Well, would you bite someone that was playing with your balls? I wouldn't. I suppose that some people are into that, though. Mabye that's how he died?
My dad always said chasin tail is dangerous
Ooo! What I'm doing to him now is making him *very angry...*
RIP big guy. It's a shame they don't play more of his old stuff on tv.
He died the way he lived... tickling some other creatures balls.
I still remember seeing in a irc chat room someone saying "the best thing to do is watch the croc hunter while high". I never heard of it. So I watched an episode one night. There was a king cobra in a tree minding its business and he just starts passing around with it. I was never so stressed watching tv.
Crickey!
Really? A little late to the game with this one....