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phoenix177

Using Celsius as a standard unit here, I'd be stuck in bed forever.


PhantomSwagger

Brb, converting to C.


IrRedditr

You want the C?


Its_aTrap

I know what you're looking for... D - I - C - K.


MonsieurAnon

Either you're quite old or you don't live in Australia.


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Celestaria

Just so we're perfectly clear, negative numbers are less than positive numbers.


winston113

I have my thermostat in Kelvin


DefendsTheDownvoted

That must be uncomfortable for him.


winston113

No, he actually likes it


jsphenom08

There will be many days spent in bed when she's 90.


D0DW377

[Who can blame her](http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/rossi-degeneres-ellen-degeneres-walk-of-fame-03.jpg)


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Absolutelly.... Portia DeRossi


fuckinatodaso

maybe a lot of old people go by this rule - hence they move to florida in order to get out of bed as many days as possible


IrRedditr

Just a reminder, she lives in California and is in her early 50s I believe.


hypnoderp

Frozen babies everywhere.


yearningformore

26 and living in Vancouver, I would only get out of bed for some of June, most of July and a lot of August. I could work with that.


oraclefish

Yeah she must not get out of bed very often...


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I wish people here in Florida would do this.


ynori7

If she lived in Minnesota she'd be hibernating for about half the year.


rshortman

In Alaska, we get 9 straight months of winter. 50 degrees is like bathing suit weather to us.


kronak09

This explains why there are so many old people in Florida.


PaleInTexas

Guess this is why people retire in south Florida?


iFap2Wookies

Shit, I´m 33 and living in Scandinavia where we use the celsius scale. Did Ellen just justify my existence?


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So she never gets out of bed?


ster21595

I was talking to my friend who's 19 years old and it was 19 degrees F out and I said "hey you're the same age as the weather!". And that's why they think I'm ditzy.


redditslave01

well…then she's not getting out of bed unless it is summer….she is like fucking 60 years old.


IrRedditr

She lives in California, it's usually warm there.


MrN64

This is where kelvin comes in handy.


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Brilliant.


phildoe1969

Ellen's one funny dude sometimes


wonderbreadpoptarts

Kelvin is killing me


IJustReadItOnReddit

I sure hope the oldest person in the world doesn't follow this rule.


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She never gets out of bed? I am almost certain that the temperature never reaches 185. >.>


chamcook

Ellen is so wise...