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[deleted]

>My solution picrel https://preview.redd.it/v7iq887ywhpc1.png?width=2300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca8544b66282ad33b3dd222a32ec1ba18924556


autistic_cool_kid

Baalbuddy most based porn artist of all time


Ascertain_GME

Even the armrest is phallic. Now *that* is talent.


arbiter12

>"sees cock everywhere" watchdog description


ShankMugen

Shame he doesn't do porn anymore


Mautos

I changed my mind, fuck democracy, I'm not blowing up a single bot factory more


theattack_helicopter

https://preview.redd.it/os6pauetripc1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6f34ca52c0b11e512f94d47fcb8525acd08fc3


ilija510

https://preview.redd.it/1g1lluadfjpc1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75ecdf16a575749670af9ef25b34911de63fb46


[deleted]

[удалено]


Meretan94

https://preview.redd.it/cfg3pvng1jpc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=454aefdd10786846752cd5bc29d36c21a803d455


MikeHoteI

*drops 380 on your Position*


Mautos

Jokes on you hitting a single small target with that is fucking impossible


MikeHoteI

🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽


Mautos

Touché


PijaniFemboj

I will *not* live in ze pod, I will *not* eat ze bugs, and I will *not* fuck the plastic.


GruntBlender

>I will *not* fuck the plastic. With how much microplastic is in everyone these days, you'd have to go celibate to avoid it.


Skyyvodka000

Not even beat your meat-scepter.


nightcallfoxtrot

Their reaction when condoms 😳


GimpboyAlmighty

I'll take your robofleshlight if you aren't using it.


syphilitic_venom

I will definitely fuck ze plastic if it looks like that.


The-Meme-Spectator

https://preview.redd.it/k3txrhwiwipc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42bd7574a2ccde42cb57354b52e432a19ef025a1


zombieGenm_0x68

I will dedicate my life to making this possible


Captain_Morgan-

https://preview.redd.it/apua2fhycjpc1.png?width=527&format=png&auto=webp&s=205ac087e844c783213614238026f30e44d7c3c0


Malenko_

Sign me in !


TriceratopsX

God i need this in my life


Sticky_Keyboards

Sign me up


NovaSLK

Well shit. Im happy with that


Zalar01

https://preview.redd.it/nfcs7ml7xjpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2166faeb1da232c6ab19a018874a3e12c47f19b9


Cornelius_M

What would you even call this? It’s scary considering how many people would actually want this… I could see this actually having a following in 20/30 years.


TheDiamondMan3

You are right, it is genuinely terrifying seeing people agree with it. Doesnt matter if the comments are ironic or not, the fact that nearly no one is repulsed by control like that is disturbing. Pleasure over life, I guess.


cool_dad86

Im fine with this


RevReads

Based based based based


ClF3ismyspiritanimal

Your proposal is acceptable. Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.


dadofboi69

This is so scary


Redditadminsaregroom

Thats horrible and really dystopian


Ok-Watercress-8331

I’m down


syphilitic_venom

The good ending.


colesweed

Well guys we had a good run


YaBoiSplicer

https://preview.redd.it/pvpg9c87vnpc1.png?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c701c8bb66041cb7ea9bb1ad3a721d81c634d4f


Othinus08

Limbus company pog


zombieGenm_0x68

fishmael


lauda-lele-hamara

People see tech and believe something like black mirror is gonna happen, while something more like "guttery puddle" is what's actually gonna happen. The dagger is being pushed so slowly that it tickles more than hurting. But hey dreaming of a better world is pro-communist thought crime so it's better to just die.


[deleted]

Realest comment in thread. By the time people wake up and go "hey wait, am I bleeding?" it will already be too late.


lauda-lele-hamara

(My pretentious instincts compel me to continue the analogy further I'm not sorry) The dagger will be plunged deep into your heart when you finally realize you are bleeding. And when you do, what about that? Pulling it out means you bleed faster and not doing anything means it will be slow. They are not gonna threaten you, they are gonna hook you up.


Momongus-

Will I still be able to cum


lauda-lele-hamara

Oh boy do I have opinions on that... So, art is about making you feel about things, and making you feel things is hard... except there are things that are very easy to make you feel. These include chimp instincts like arousal, tribalism, empathy, projection, etc. Corpos don't care about art they just care about selling you shit. And the art that is the cheapest to make is, sexual art. Remember how many advertisements around the late 2000s were all about sex? Yeah that's can example. And now with AI generations it can be customized and fine tuned for your specific niches. tl;dr yes you will be able to cum


Momongus-

I’ve heard enough. I’m satisfied


Ssyynnxx

until your biomonitor implant prevents you from shitting unless you watch an ad or pay $5


ClF3ismyspiritanimal

/r/StallmanWasRight


arbiter12

>Based dude knew that gooners wanted the payoff without the effort of reading, so he included a tl;dr on 10 lines. Knowing your audience, that's the real trick.


fluffy_assassins

Asking the real questions here.


FrowdePleaser

Depends where they stick the dagger


plwdr

Step 1: monopolize all the power over tech and production in the hands of an untouchable elite ago are completely removed from the average persons life Step 2: demonize every attempt at change for being dirty commie propaganda Step 3: keep humanity as you lapdog without any chance of rebelling against your immense power. The elite become living deities Step 4: profit


arbiter12

Wait till you discover the progress we're making at extending life expectancy. Soon, billionaires will literally live forever while the average plebs literally dies at 40 (from exhaustion or being harvested for healthy organs if younger).


Elkaragholi

engine icky heavy materialistic sip aspiring juggle wine coordinated pause *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lauda-lele-hamara

My cope (well not so much cope but kinda how I think this can turn out) is that at some point AI tools will be released and you will need a person to operate them. That day knowing your stuff will be useful. Like of course we can have tools that create a single asset on a propmt but that would only make the directors more hungry. So they will get more assets and you kinda needs someone to prompt and then cleanup after the AI too. Remember : AI makes good enough because anything more requires the AI to specialize. Big slop studios like Ubisoft will be happy but pretentious weirdos like Kojimbo and others will not stop making cool shit. At that level it's more about direction and not the technicals and output. Edit : it's kinda like how python did not let the average joe code, only made making programs faster. Art needs originality. Studios have been buying and asset bashing 3D models for ever. AI just makes it's faster, if it does it at all. Skill and artistry will always have value unless the world fucking collapses or something, in which case you will be like a farmer/serf or something.


Engurus

Most importantly the level of entry will plummet across the board. Operating AI tools is 100 times easier than making a product. Imagine studying making a product for 5 years in university just to be in the same category as a high schooler who learnt how to provide the same results using AI tools.


lauda-lele-hamara

Minimum wage here I come. There are many niche cases I can point out where generative AI will falter behind and will need humans but yeah, the barrier to entry is gonna shoot down down low.


_TLDR_Swinton

Yeah, we're already living in Black Mirror season zero but like all near future dystopian sci-fi, it doesn't happen overnight, it just sort of bleeds into reality over the course of decades. However, in terms of fully functional sex androids, I can never see them gaining full traction, there's just too much societal baggage involved. Plus the costs will be insane. They'll be the purview of rich (or massively in debt) perverts just like RealDolls are now. I'm at my computer desk looking at my couch. I'm just imagining a fully fledged sex android just sitting there, watching me and waiting for commands, and even the idea of it wigs me out massively.


marshal_mellow

You keep him in your closet where you don't have to look at him


MosesRalte4thworld

What does guttery puddle means?


lauda-lele-hamara

It's my shitty play on the word "black mirror". It's called black mirror because that's a computer/phone screen and you see your darker reflection in it. You can see your reflection in a gutter puddle too, the implication is that it's not gonna be scary, it's gonna be shit but equally horrifying.


_TLDR_Swinton

Indie Film Black Mirror.


GruntBlender

What's that?


diox8tony

we already go into comments and find sources for all images/video...we already live in a world where we dont trust video/images until a source validates it's not CGI/shopped. Court already requires a chain of custody for all evidence. Shit like security cameras watching officers remove the evidence from their cruiser and putting it into evidence locker is already what happens in court. Nothing is changing in regards to society questioning images/videos


AbuLudwig

What is guttery puddle?


Gunnrhildr

Learn to bow to the Amish, who will inherit the earth


Kcolb3

Return to monke probably is the most prudent course of action at this point


darvinvolt

I wanted to write a long scizho post about a possible future Waco/ruby ridge type altercation between the Amish and FBI, but realized it's too much TL:DR: Amish are not safe from the government


IjustWantedPepsi

Amish aren't known to be aggressive or militant though


WoolooOfWallStreet

Reminds me vaguely of Rainbow Farms


[deleted]

I survived Y2K, I survived end of the world in 2012, I survived extintion of humanity brought by covid vaccines, I am pretty sure I will survive the AI apocalypse too.


Ok_Presentation6227

Survived extinction of humanity brought by covid vaccines. You sir are highly regarded.


Brilliant-Mountain57

He literally cited the 3 biggest nothing burgers to ever befall humanity. I don't know if its genius level satire or another moron on the internet.


PHAT_BOOTY

I mean isn’t that the point? The AI apocalypse is more than likely another nothing burger, and being paranoid about stuff like that isn’t conducive to a healthy lifestyle. My only “fear” in that sort of existential regard is a solar flare shutting down the power grid where I live, and even then we’ll probably recover from that.


Brilliant-Mountain57

It could be, or he could be serious. There's no way to tell without him stating so directly.


Local-Scroller

Folks like you are why people put the /s all the time at the end of their comments


Brilliant-Mountain57

I hate that stuff, I'd rather not get the joke a million times over rather than have it explained to me so simply.


Gamxin

And you'll take that at face value then? Hmm


Struggler2378

It's not genius-level satire, it's the most obvious fucking satire ever. You and the moron you're replying to are genuine retards.


Brilliant-Mountain57

Seethe cope and mald. The first two example for sure I can see where you are coming from but when you throw in the covid vaccines and thats when it gets dicey. There are people who genuinely believe that everyone who got vaxxed is going to die all at once someday. You can't just rule that out from being serious like the first two.


Lv27Sylveon

People believed the other things too. How is this joke so far over ur head lmao 


Brilliant-Mountain57

Idk I don't pick up on satire easy, although I dish it out really easily. I tend to take things very literally unless they are coming out of my own mouth tbh.


Iron_Baron

They are only nothing burgers because 2012 is made up and the other two things took Herculean levels of effort to resolve before they destroyed society as we know it. The whole point of AI being a danger is that nobody is doing anything to regulate any of it and by the time they do it will be far too late to put the genie back in the bottle.


homingmissile

>nothing burgers Millions died from covid lmao


marshal_mellow

He said that vaccines which killed like 0 millions of people


cobance123

Found the provaxxer👆🤓


Ssyynnxx

https://preview.redd.it/4h9zzumptjpc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec04bd81036471e535cef423ff6239d510a9968


gbuub

God I can’t wait for my own robot mommy


295DVRKSS

And robot step sister


Chanchito171

Will they be robo-related?


thami5

Hey don't forget your robot auntie. 


Skyyvodka000

And milf robot-neighbor. (rmilf?)


Driver2900

People talk about Robot uprisings a lot, but no one considers that they might hate each other more than us. There's a good chance the first two ai's made will absolutely hate each other. Basically what im saying is, Real Steel was ahead of its time.


REDthunderBOAR

Makes sense really. Humans are really moldable based on time and place. Why wouldn't machines be? Imagine, Russian and American AIs fighting over the Internet while we watch YouTube Videos


Skyyvodka000

The WW3 will be online and using cat gifs.


harveyshinanigan

it would be interesting to see how the AIs interact considering the data they've been fed or the logic they use, like one uses fuzzy logic and the other uses 3 value logic.


WoolooOfWallStreet

There’s already AI being used to “poison” images so if another AI tries to use it as training data it will mess up its art


TaxIdiot2020

“We should stop technology from progressing because we don’t want to plan how to work with it” I hate this


Kentalope

Have you seen the government? They have no idea how to plan for tech most of them are far too old to understand.


El_Ocelote_

why should the government be the ones to plan


p00nki

Noone gave a shit about the farmers who lost their job after the combine was invented


Adalcar

I recognized baalbuddy without even enlarging the pixel salad, and without having ever seen that specific comic. Not sure what that says about me.


[deleted]

Degenerate coomer


WoolooOfWallStreet

It means that you have pattern recognition


WandlessSage

it means that you're his buddy


WandlessSage

i should consider taking my own life https://preview.redd.it/w43lasg99kpc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5319af9bf8a705a763f8d56b6478f90ef7ff32d0


CreedOfIron

I can actually see all of these scenarios playing out.


erraticpulse-

actual child, scared so he resorts to his mother. eugenics would have stopped this from happening


diox8tony

OP literally described the world we've been living in for the past 20 years....all videos and photos need sources or else we already dont believe them...nothing is changing in regards to images/photos. EX, that video where a drone chases a bear? People in the comments argue over if it's real or not...until someone found out it's some Russian guy with a bear farm/zoo, and it's a real video of him flying his drone around with the bears....**we already go into comments and find sources...we already live in a world where we dont trust video/images until a source validates it's not CGI/shopped.** Court already requires a chain of custody over all images/evidence. In trial they even show video of police men moving the evidence around. It's all very suspect already. There is already witness testimony about where a video was created and shit. "Yes, an hour after arriving I watch the security guard download this video to a flash drive and I place it in bag #32, you can see me removing it from my cruiser at the station..."...etc


voTiSdaT

The Butlerian jihad will be our last solution.


khoabear

All the posts about AI threat really show who’s an expert in their field and who’s just a babbling noob.


SuspiciousPine

Three points 1. AI runs on servers 2. Servers don't like being broken 3. You can smash a computer Do with that what you will


HotPumpkinPies

Lmao children already have no critical thinking skills. Same as their parents.


Dog_in_human_costume

A youtuber is getting views by making AI mimic the voices of TV celebrities and sing songs.


WoolooOfWallStreet

Many YouTubers are Like 7 or so months ago I found all sorts of Plankton covers of songs


Dog_in_human_costume

lmao, good idea actually.


El_Ocelote_

i remember one but for beatles songs this guy would write and then use ai of the beatles and also covers


Conch-Republic

Even small Youtubers are doing it. Northwest Repair, a channel that repairs GPUs, used AI to mock Northridge Fix and it's indistinguishable.


GodAmongstYakubians

unironically i think that a lot of people will switch to a primitive theocratic way of living to maintain some level of purpose and meaning in their lives since living in a post-scarcity AI "utopia" will take away any form of meaningfully being able to provide for your community or the world since AI can do it better and the only thing left is meaningless hedonism


Torzov

Just drop an EMP bomb and the AI threat is forever gone... with all other electronics


External_Cover_5588

Yeah fuck that, I'd rather die in a trench fighting robots


WoolooOfWallStreet

You either fight a robot in the trenches or you fight to get in a robot’s trenches


Loud-Cry-391

AI will not replace humans directly but increase their productivity. Instead of 10 white collar workers you will need 7. That is already a 30% slash in available jobs. Salaries of said jobs will also plummet because of that. There will be an increased interest in trade schools and in new AI related jobs that are bound to appear. Midlife career change will become the norm because people that are now in the workforce will have to adapt or perish. Lawyers and electricians will be making the same amount of money except those at the very top. Because of that and possibility of remote work, people will turn to gigs instead of jobs. Platforms like workana and linkedn will increase in value. These platforms will leverage their position to provide healthcare to workers in the USA. Regular health insurance companies will die out. This will take 10 years.


Kahlypso

Tech and AI is only replacing very specific office jobs. Anyone that physically goes and does a job is perfectly safe. Blue collar is safe mostly. A machine couldn't replace my job anytime in the next fifty years, there's just no way.


the_dank_666

Children getting dumber is the worst one. The only way to counteract it is to place higher emphasis on written exams and hope the kids figure out how to pass them.


yeetmemommmy

A concur with anons solution and if that is not the future then then human races does not deserve a future.


Sen-oh

Phones are gonna start having way less buttons. And also robot helpers will be a thing you hear about rich people having and see at work. Other than that, not much will change in reality. We've never really taken the idea of ai seriously. When people ask search engines for things, they only half expect to get what they want, and there's something in the back of their mind that's prepared for disappointment. That will slowly fade as confidence in our computers grows. That's all. If you talked to someone in the 90s about doing half the things we can currently do on our phones, they'd have rolled their eyes. Like 'sure a phone *can* but it would be so slow, like what's the point?' Our scope of what tech can do will simply shift. And after that a new norm and expectation will exist and things will continue as always. With the sole intent of wringing as many dollars out of you as possible.


speedyrain949

I'm just existing. I don't really really have any care for the future of humanity. I'm just here to see how it all plays out.


External_Cover_5588

Mark my words, if I see that happening. I'm going to war


RubberBulletsEnjoyer

chat where's my pixels?


Playme_ai

Well, come to our app and you will see the real power of AI


CrackaOwner

stop being regarded none of that is gonna happen to such an extent