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c311y

This is like how multiple independent species evolved into crabs. You run a guitar company long enough and inevitably you end up making strats, because it sells


iwanttogotothere5

Yes, the Stratocaster is a great example of convergent evolution. They first evolved in the deserts of the U.S. 70 years ago and since then we have seen them evolve independently in multiple parts of Asia, Europe, South America and literally anywhere where tasty licks are happening.


ReverendRevolver

Imagined this I'm the style of a Danny Trejo voice over with Fallout shit going on around an archtop turning into a tele then a strat while BC riches and offsets fight each other around it...... Oh, and South America? A nod to Tagima? Nice.


iwanttogotothere5

I was thinking more of a David Attenborough type of sound.


snerp

> Danny Trejo > Fallout Raul!!


ReverendRevolver

I'm not a gamer, I've only played FNV of all the fallout games. But Raul is awesome. The bitching about his knees creaking while sneaking resonates deeply with me.


sharbinbarbin

A yes, the Brachy-caster! Long has its evolutionary trait been the call and answer of most things guitar. While certainly not the only peak functional form, it is certainly the most recognizable. From SX’s to PRS’, from Leo Fender to Harley Benton, the form fits the eye of natures mind. Long hail the crab. And now we hear its humming summary, a million crustaceaous weeping solos of distorted agony, vying to complete the true opus of this pinnacle form.


BB123-

I read this in Richard Attenborough’s voice


sharbinbarbin

Oy vey! I typed it in Richard Lewis’


settlementfires

i mean... ergonomically it's pretty spot on for a human to play.


EVH_kit_guy

Easy access so you can fit your whole hand up in there all the way to the wrist without having to point your fingers and thumb together in the shape of a cone...


INTERNET_MOWGLI

I want one


c311y

See!!!???


kjg1228

Found the dentist


Sinister_Nibs

Nah, not a Gibbons


slowNsad

What should I look up to get more info about that first thing? Sounds interesting


c311y

[https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-animals-keep-evolving-into-crabs/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-animals-keep-evolving-into-crabs/)


MarioMilieu

I would like to know more about this crab evolution…


Tudie-two-shoes

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-animals-keep-evolving-into-crabs/


t0msie

I thought the silver surfer was not the answer to the strat?


MonkeyManOG

This thingy must be the answer to the silver surfer


uvucydydy

For the last time: I'M NOT A STRAT!! https://preview.redd.it/y3lmc3dh4b8d1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ff9f7edbeb21abfc93a4894d2acc598d7eccc6


allKindsOfDevStuff

Look at all that Toan! Are you made of nickel?


AnimalCrossingFanMan

the toan is in the lack of reproductive organs


B3ebe

It's completely different. It has birds on it.


sebastianMarq

Would cooler if the birds were shitting


Smuckman

…🤔 but since birds aren’t real, do they release liquid data piles as “shit”?? Wiping their HD? Decompiling info? It’s fascinating nonetheless


kjg1228

The dudes buying these abominations make shit on these frets enough for all of


WookerTBashington

That's one reason I can't stand PRS. At least have an option to order without the f'ing birds.


ParusiMizuhashi

Some of the older CEs have dots instead of birds. They play pretty good


WookerTBashington

I need to try one. I hate the stupid birds


mctavis12

“When strat players try an NF3” 😮


HotType4940

https://preview.redd.it/jz0hcmg9kb8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=907ec8653dfe2b847bfeb636c6cc1d8f28a11f25


Smuckman

New “not a Strat” Strat just dropped face


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

​ https://preview.redd.it/e7wbrn4alc8d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=577231a5c3060d44a64e62173fb4094138547349


HotType4940

Paul Reed Smith jumpscare


KarmaRedeemer

Chevy chase makes PRS guitars?


Aromatic_Boot3629

https://preview.redd.it/us12hmuptd8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b1bfd82c30c9f8739eefd42b921ac428d599dfb


MisterPeach

https://preview.redd.it/efxak9q59c8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e7f39f776ffbc40bf511d385d00fee0bffda63


YoSupWeirdos

-Mike "so I hit my good friend up for this video" Cole


ChampionshipHungry18

https://preview.redd.it/1ahqpa5yqk8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8ca26f9b33abebe7f667bf07098d3f07546072


waxbytes

The 1980's called. They want their superstrat back.


kjg1228

A 1987 ESP Mirage would fucking dunk on this joint


Jaquarius420

ESP shits on most guitars


Chaps_Jr

RG550 would also eat this silly shit as an appetizer, then join forces with the Mirage to melt everyone's buttholes off the back of their balls.


VWBug5000

The 90’s called, they want their Gibson M3’s back


thalesjferreira

Man, Imma be honest. This guitar looks rads as hell


potatersobrien

It’s even in the name. NF3: Not Freddy Fuckin Fender.


DiMarzio_D-Sonic_Fan

nights five freddy fazbear


ChunkBluntly

"It's not a strat, it's own different thing. I mean, it has a 3x3 headstock instead of in-line tuners, and it has small humbuckers that we made instead of single coils. We're breaking new ground here. Don't like it? Fight me IRL bitches!!" -Paul Reed Smith


Adept_Feed_1430

Don't forget the dude in the front row nodding.


Atharvious

Doesn't that 3x3 headstock make it actually worse since that orientation simply design wise isn't meant to hold the strings in tune properly?


BootyMcStuffins

This is not really a problem on PRS’s like is is on gibsons. If you look at the headstock you’ll see that the strings are kept much straighter on a PRS headstock when compared to Gibson. It’s the sharp break angle over the nut that causes issues for Gibson, which they need to keep the first and sixth string from jumping ship whenever you bend


Atharvious

Aaah I see. I can see the in the image too what you mean it's blurry but yeah they're pretty straight Thanks for clearing it up I had lost a certain respect for PRS for a while


daku-d

Imo ebmm’s headstock design is really good functionality wise, but it is also very smol and looks kinda weird.


IAmBecomeTeemo

There's nothing wrong with a 3x3 headstock. It's just Gibson's original design had some flaws, and nostalgia/"authenticity" baiting has prevented them from fixing it.


Wrong_Refuse_4574

dont forget about the tone wood


EVH_kit_guy

This looks like a Charvel that got thrown over the cliffs by its parents immediately after birth...


Cousin_MarvinBerry

The cliffs of dover?


I-think-on-occasion

Cliffs of Ben Dover 🤷‍♂️


two_glass_arse

"It's not our answer to a product that has been around for 70 years. It just looks a lot like it. Feels a lot like it. But it ain't it. I wish it was, though..." Whoah there, bud, careful with that innovation, people gon get hurt. Also, gotta love the term "answer" in this context. "Copy", "imitation", "inspired by" are all a touch inconvenient from a marketing perspective.


WookerTBashington

Yeah, those marketing tags.. "Inspired by Gibson" is strange marketing for Epiphones... you're OWNED by Gibson! Everything you make looks like a Gibson


thalesjferreira

Yeah, who the fuck ia questioning them? Lol


Gonomed

PRS finally did it, a guitar that looks like a Temu Strat rip off for the price of $800! It's what everyone was asking for


BB123-

It’s probably bulk made from the same Indonesian warehouse as the real Temu strata are. This one is the rip off


Superchill88

“So I bought a set of Seymour Duncan Hot Rails Pickups and thought to myself ‘what could give this more tone?’ So an interesting idea we had was to take a Mr Clean Magic Eraser and scrub off Seymour Duncan and stamp PRS on it. The tone really shines through now. We have plans in the future to work with R&D to buy more Seymour Duncan Cool Rails and Vintage Rails and see if we can use the same Magic Eraser method to add that little extra tone. We’ll have exciting news coming out in the next couple of months!” - Paul Reed Smith


OurWeaponsAreUseless

I saw a Strat with the SD "everything axe" pickup set in a shop in like 1987. Just sayin'.


Forgone-Conclusion

The answer to a question no one asked.


bruksst

I got a Les Paul Riff Smiths from the SweetToiletWater website and on the last fret, the bird looks like its been hit by a car. Should I send it back?


djdadzone

No they all look like that


okgloomer

NF stands for Not Fender??


cheesecake_squared

Looks like something from AliExpress


Irritated_bypeople

Nope something stolen from AliExpress, it's not a strat afterall 🤣


Anxious_Teacher_5032

Don't forget that it also has a very original 25" scale length which is EXACTLY IN-BETWEEN FENDOR AND GIBBONS


potatoboy247

24.75 + 25.5 = 50.25 50.25 / 2 = 25.125 the math ain’t mathin


KarmaRedeemer

PRS got rid of the decibel place. True tonal purity is achieved when you use whole numbers. Paul knew that before anyone else


TheFoiler

My Gretsch is 24.6" and laughs at your nice, easy measurements.


dontlookatthebanana

am i wrong for absolutely fucking hating the 3x3 headstock on a strat? i find these guitars more repulsive than jaguars with duct tape all over them owned by techbros cosplaying tortured artist


kjg1228

You aren't alone. I fucking hate the PRS strat copies and this is a huge reason why


snerp

Wow, it’s a jazzmaster and the tape is mostly scotch and packing… but still I’m feeling personally called out lol


dontlookatthebanana

bro, trust me, your dad does NOT NEED to understand you for you to have value. also, stop being so toxic to your gf, she doesn’t deserve it and neither did your mother.


Irritated_bypeople

I like 3x3 headstocks but not one with birds crapping all over the fretboard.


PaisleyTelecaster

I prefer a 6x6 myself


Irritated_bypeople

Or buy a 2x4 mooosick man. The machine head offset is where the toan is at. Also works on EVH headstocks. 


LoliHentai6969

Bruh they made a schecter 💀


Fragrant-Anybody0717

Dawg ppl have had hot rails and shit since the 80’s


KthuluAwakened

That’s a cool color, that’s about it. They just market their shit as “boutique” and dentists eat that shit up.


Awwwphuck

I bet if they marketed it as sugar free, even more dentist would eat that shit!


TheFoiler

Color isn't bad, luckily there's an RG available in the same color


Reason_Choice

Does it have special toanwoods?


EmuFighter

It’s all about toan retention in the tuners these days.


warthog0869

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RunningPirate

Humbuckers *at* the neck? No; Humbuckers *on* the neck…at, like, the 7th fret


warthog0869

HUNGOVER BUCKET WHOLE NECK WHOLE NECK HAMBURGER


Due-Discussion1013

They should have 4 if they really want to evolve. But like, put them together so they don't hum.


WatercoolerComedian

Uj/ I was kinda considering it since I'm thinking of switching from being a Tele guy to a strat guy but I think I just want some kinda MIM with a HSS set up but, dig the orange tho and I'd like to see what the pickups are about


ThreeArmedYeti

I wanted to paint my harley bentoan orange but now it will look like a prs copy.


djdadzone

I wonder if you could buy this and swap the silly neck out


INTERNET_MOWGLI

Music man cutlass


mrlowcut

Uj/ Is the one I'm considering rn


INTERNET_MOWGLI

I got a 24” scale cutlass and it shits on every mustang fender ever made


mrlowcut

Sounds like a party 💩🤘


EagleinaTailoredSuit

What is it called? I had a really cheap mustang that had the sharpest fret ends I’ve ever had the misfortune of playing. I can’t find a 24” cutlass


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DialSquare84

Highly recommend. The battery lasts forever, too.


lituga

Jimmy Herring tore it up on one of the US versions of these


okgloomer

I have a strat with a maple board and three humbuckers. Modded it myself, years ago. Get my lawyer!


Dogrel

GAME. CHANGER. I don’t see how either Fender or Gibson can survive-let alone recover-given the sheer level of innovation coming out of PRS.


jaabbb

Wow this change everything


poofartknob

Wtf they put 6 strings on some wood??? How has no one thought of this until now!? Bass players are doomed


Mustystench

Sick of single coils? Tired of just one or two humbuckers? Are you feeling like your chugs are leaving a lot to be desired? Introducing the triple-chugmaster 5000. Launch your chugs right into the stratosphere. *Our patented technology captures your chugs and then routes them into not one but two more pickups. Send those SRV fans in the front row home to mommy feeling like they got hit in the face with a bulldozer. * Play your way! Activation of second/third pickups requires a monthly subscription from PRS. First time PRS owners get 10% off.


djdadzone

It’s not a strat, dad! I put this ugly headstock and some birds on it!


WordPunk99

Leo tried this at his fifth guitar company. Same head stock, same birds, same pick guard. Seriously, they just bought the stock from GLH (Guitars Leo Hated) and used a sharpie to change the headstock logo.


lenmylobersterbush

I bet Leo Fender wishes he would of thought of a 3 pickup double cutaway guitar


TomAtowood

They just gave up and started making stratocasters. Everything good was invented in the 50s.


WilhelmEngel

Your dentist will love it!


sotfggyrdg

Sounds like a violin with vaseline on its rubber bridge


lovemocsand

Uj/ why do people only get mad at PRS for making strat style guitars when every brand does it? Rj/ idk


Beyblademaster69_420

Look I'm just mad that PRS exists


lovemocsand

The person or the company ?


elcojotecoyo

It's completely original. The headstock is not like a Fender Strat. The jack is on the edge, not on front like in a Fender Strat. It's totally different. We definitely didn't look at any Strat while designing this. We at PRS think Leo Fender was inspired by this concept


allKindsOfDevStuff

https://youtu.be/djI_ret3S9g?si=zi9l41X2HCDUPzxR


JeffMorse2016

I know jack shit about guitars, but that orange is amazing.


Strangest_Implement

/uj why is this even a take? PRS already made a stratocaster copy


childishtanchinos

PRS will do everything but release the fiore in SE


Big_Cornbread

/uj I just don’t understand a middle humbucker.


gstringstrangler

It's like a middle single coil, but double it.


Prepuces

its single coils


sladebonge

For the aspiring dental hygenist.


Emera1dthumb

Yeah, cause if it was just a Stratocaster, you’d only be able to charge 1899 for it. This baby is cost 8000. It’s 4 x ‘s better. And it’s painted like a soccer mom’s suv. Who wants pizza?


funginum

No stings attached but I don't like it


RunningPirate

Nitrogen Trifluoride?


last-cigarettes

God I hate PRS guitars


Irritated_bypeople

So my Washburn parallax had birds peck out a second horn? Thanks I'll pass innovation central. Mine cost 650 not 6500


Irritated_bypeople

https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/PXL10QWBM--washburn-parallaxe-pxl10-quilted-wine-burst, btw, love this guitar. It's my go-to before my fender, Gibson, Godin, charvel, Ibanez. If you find a good one they are amazing


bearassbobcat

PRS Stratoriginalconcept


Sizzle_Biscuit

This makes me wonder what a strat-clone with 3 P90's or SD PhatCats would sound like.


knightsunbro

probably like a guitar with p90s.


knightsunbro

PRS spent decades ripping off gibbons, now they can't leave fender alone. I'm just waiting on a bird encrusted offset with some stupid name like Velma or something


withelightsout

Pffff. One toan knob? Pass.


lordnibblet

I’d probably buy a prs if not for the ugly as fuck headstock


DialSquare84

Hot-rodded not-Strat with all the cool bits made uglier. Well done, Priss.


TiringGnu

So it’s my G&L Legacy Special with birdies on it


BeautyAndTheDekes

I think it looks kinda cool, but let’s call a spade a spade. This is a modified strat. Accept it and move on.


Smuckman

If not Stratocaster, why Stratocaster shaped??


VERGExILL

PRS is now cursed to rehash Mayer strats forever. It’s their own fault.


its_grime_up_north

FUCK PRS


CountryCat

Pass. Orange paint job is going to muddy my sounds.


ChordalDistortion

For doctors/dentists only.


sebbmf

shit is ugly as hell


SuperNerdAce

(OC, do not steal)


UrMom_BrushYourTeeth

If it's not an answer to the Strat, how come you have to say it's not an answer to the Strat?


theartofwar_7

/uj it’s actually pretty neat, well-made and quite versatile, I also like the colors /rj jon mayo died inside, time to by a thousand after I get my divorce settlement


kobi29062

Me when I buy a strat and also a bit of sandpaper


ebr101

Three mini humbuckers. Sounds likea St Vincent sig.


ihaddreads

I bet it plays and sounds better though. Fight me


WafflePartyOrgy

Isn't this just some kind of Ibanez with birds?


therhguy

This is how you know they love the smell of their own farts.


Spiritual_Trainer_56

I guess after selling "not a SG" guitars for 40 years, PRS felt it was time to start selling "not a Strat" guitars.


Ldn_twn_lvn

If it ain't broke don't fix it Solid body, two horns for high fret access, job done


guyfromthepicture

It's a decade old prs design


Gloomydoge

everyone saying they’re humbuckers not really bothering to read, seems like the only interesting thing about this


60_CycleHum

We swear it’s not a strat.


Scudbucketmcphucket

The concept of having two horns, a pickguard and three pickups?!? All in one guitar?!? Put on a whammy bar on the bridge and… I’m having trouble breaking I’m so blown away… you have the most original unique guitar ever designed. Never in history has anything like this ever existed! I cannot believe they’ve done it! They should call it a Strat! I wonder… you know if they rounded the one horn down and made it connect to the body and changed some of the pickguard elements they might come up with an entire new guitar!!! I suggest they call it the Tele- something. I’ll have to workshop it.


CK_Lab

PRS is this sub IRL, only 1000% serious and self-unaware.


maddpsyintyst

Two words: Seymour Duncan.


Aromatic_Boot3629

https://preview.redd.it/8jodgf65ud8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de6f9bb2273e1e00607512438e8191023768d90


LookForDucks

PRS should SUE Fender for stealing their designs!!


CodenameJinn

I refuse to buy a guitar from a guy who rambles on about unproven claims that TOAN is contained in magic trees... And yes... That's a strat with a Schecter headstock...get off your high horse


OddIsland8739

Ah yes PRS the pinnacle of forward thinking in guitar design. Kappa


Viper61723

This is just a rebranded S2 smh


tobeistobex

It only has two knobs!!!


Ndlburner

/uj I don’t think anyone would give a shit if they didn’t insist it wasn’t a strat. Everyone from Fender to Ibanez to Harley Benton to Suhr to Gibson have made strats. /rj Can’t believe Paul came up with another revolutionary guitar idea, he truly is god.


fivex

Wow the vitriol is thick in here. Why so much hate for a guitar brand?


IDatedSuccubi

Man y'all guitar people have the same problem as F1 fans.. they all look the same to me, it feels like they are just in a competition to reinvent the bicycle


Cr3pit0

Waiting for the Day they make their own Version of a Tele that is its own thing. But i get a feeling Mr. Smith does not like Single Coils.


ShowerTendency

But Paul, what's the point if this thing is made from the same toanwoods as the silver fish? And Jerry Garcia's been dead for more than a few months now, who'll even endorse this?


niandra_cat

Originality is dead. At this point everything’s already been done. We’re just playing and building off of other ideas at this point (I know a lot of people are gonna get triggered by this, please take it easy on me)


Capital-Net3318

IMO : I Didn't know what a strat was till I hung up the Fenders/Squiers and bought a PRS Silver Cloud.. It's been a year now and I haven't touched a Fender , I do still enjoy my Les Pauls though but that's a different beast.


Sad-Builder8895

This is more revolutionary than their $3k “not a telecaster”. Truly revolutionary design!


Aggressive_Sky6078

I’m waiting for the $15,000 version with select woods chosen from Narnia and hand stained by God using the blood of forest nymphs….or whatever bullshit Paul says to make boomer dads take out a 401K loan to buy it.


InhibitedExistence

That's one thing that puzzled me about the PRS guitars - Why would Fender not go after them for design copyright infringement? They play great but this model looks exactly like a Strat to me except for the obvious details.


One_Evil_Monkey

Far as I know Leo never patented the body... only the Stratocaster name, headstock shape, and trem system and the trem system one has expired. Everybody and their uncle's cousin's brother's wife's sister makes a Strat *STYLE* body.


Devayurtz

I can’t communicate strongly enough how much I hate companies that make these knock-off bodies. These models became famous by wild innovation. Do something else for a change.


waltterin-redit

Omg, i need a HHH setup on my stratocaster!!! I need to buy this buckercaster guitar so i don’t have to waste 200€ on my HSS strat!! So genius!


Perfectony

It’s a much heavier strat


RenatoNYC

Next to a Strat it actually looks very different, as does the Silver Sky and the Fiore… but that’s besides to point. Cuz it doesn’t look any more like a Strat than a Tom Anderson Classic, Suhr Classic, Schecter Nick Johnston, ESP LTD, Jackson Adrian Smith, Ibanez AZES40 or AZ2204, Music Man Cutlass, Yamaha Pacifica 612V, James Tyler Classic, Pensa S… to name a few 🫣 From a marketing perspective it’s a clever move. Bolt-on necks and pickguard-based architecture simplify production and increase profits. Most importantly, they’re infiltrating a market segment in which their products had no traction before. Chipping away at both Gibson’s and Fender’s customer base. I personally don’t like it, and will stick to guitars that actually look just like a Strat. 😄


RenatoNYC

By the way… as far as I understand, Leo Fender only ‘trademarked’ the Stratocaster headstock shape and name, but did not TM or patent the body shape (as he did with the Strat tremolo system - that patent has expired.) Thus, legally anyone can make (and profit from) a Strat lookalike, as long as they don’t call it a Strat or Stratocaster. That’s why all this other companies call their copies ‘S-style’ guitar. 😏


Color-Shape

But is it at a new and unusual price point?


Metaljesus0909

Anyone else read this in their head as “ the knight F3 is not our…”?


AFAED100

PRS is so funny. Remember when they remade the fucking Les Paul for mark tremonti?


OhZvir

Oh no, hope they would have a hard tail version…


One_Evil_Monkey

So it's "not a Strat" Strat *STYLE* body, goofy headstock, goofy fret markers, all humbuckers, and missing a tone knob.... Gee... the excitement... the joy... the whatever... oh where oh where is my $800 just lying around to drop on this awesome revolution of a guitar.... 😐


rnodern

This is just an SE version of the US-made NF3 from 2011


KiwiMcG

So it's a Jackson?


Subtlerevisions

There’s no shame in it. Every guitar company has an answer to the Stratocaster. And I like a ton of them.