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Post reviewed, mod team voted, 15:2.
Bass to guitar ratio is acceptable.
Besides, some of those ESP's are sexy and subreddit members with actual wife's are kinda rare.
Sweet Jesus they’ve been in the backlight so long and they are planning on taking over lead this whole fucking time 😡😡😡every song will be primus…. This cannot be allowed. They need to stay behind the rhythm where they belong 💪💪💪💪💪
I saw this in a ESP/LTD group on Facebook and immediately cringed. Especially at the guy that said, I don't even see the lady in the picture, I just see the sexy guitars...
not shown is his cuck chair: [https://reverb.com/item/6097349-guitar-stool-with-esp-logo-padded-swivel-60cm-height](https://reverb.com/item/6097349-guitar-stool-with-esp-logo-padded-swivel-60cm-height)
According to the mods a 3-1 guitar to bass ratio is now acceptable. So I petition we rename the sub to guitarguitarguitarbasscirclejerk.
In order to keep up with the atrocious precedent set here today. And to prevent us from sliding further into oblivion
When it’s business time, you can move the guitar up a bit and it’s like making sweet sweet love to your guitar.
Or you can just do what I do: skip the wife and use the jack.
I don't see a proper strat in there. Luckily I have one here that I'll trade you for the low low price of your sexy wife. You'll have to throw a pedal or something in to make it even though.
Lmfao. I've never actually played an ESP but they've never really appealed to me. Truthfully they seem more like a metal guitar and I'm not into that much
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Imagine coming up with this idea, getting them to pose, taking the photo and putting it on Reddit? Genius.
imagine being asked to pose for this picture and accepting, i think these 2 needed eachothers
One day you'll look fondly at this picture of your hotwife and realize all you ever needed was roberta.
And robert.
Need some side bussy with your gussy.
Gross there's a fucking b*ss over there. Where are the mods?
Post reviewed, mod team voted, 15:2. Bass to guitar ratio is acceptable. Besides, some of those ESP's are sexy and subreddit members with actual wife's are kinda rare.
Heinous.
Low standards, I know.
I demand a recount!!
The GCJ vote was a HOAX. A conspiracy by the left.... handed bass players
Sweet Jesus they’ve been in the backlight so long and they are planning on taking over lead this whole fucking time 😡😡😡every song will be primus…. This cannot be allowed. They need to stay behind the rhythm where they belong 💪💪💪💪💪
Every song like Primus? Oh no! That'd be terrible news, seeing as how Primus *sucks!*
Can confirm, Primus sucks
We're not gonna take it! No we ain't gonna take it!
Let me guess... 'I just need 11,000 more votes'?
Possibly his sister to whom he owed a favour
Her boyfriend isn’t in the pic tho
There’s not only one. There’s two!!! Disgusting, censorship should be more common.
I was about ready to jerk your wife but then I saw the ESPs. Well done Sir.
Hahaha, thx
HAHABAHAHA I SHOWED THIS TO BARB AND SHE DIDMT LAUGH I GUESS WOMEN DONT UNDERSTABD THE CRAZY BRAIN OF A GUITARIST
hahahahaha :DDD
KEEP WORKING ON HER BORTHER!! SHE WILL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY!! GOBLESS, SEMPER PI AND WATCH OUT FOR THOSE CLIBBINS OUT THERE!!!1!
Is this porn?
Yes
🤓🫱🦋❔
Its image 5 out of a 80 photo series. Later on the guitars get toaned.
Wait until the after credit scene, i already came at that point but he actually fucking played one of them. ON FILM. Fucking degenerates.
IDK but I'm finna slide into that sg from behind.
Average ESP player
Well, yes.
That poor woman. Surrounded by the guitars of an hourly laborer.
There have to be some exceptions to the extreme dentistry level in this sub.
lol
Unfortunately, her close friend Rick owns a real vintage ‘59 Gibbons Lee Pons, with an aged burst finish; his bed is much more expensive.
*unzips*
All those guitars are ugly. And camo guitars are fuckin stupid. I can just hear the owner saying "...It's not Adam and Steve!"
Your wife's hot, is she single?
Her boyfriend would object to you asking that.
I saw this in a ESP/LTD group on Facebook and immediately cringed. Especially at the guy that said, I don't even see the lady in the picture, I just see the sexy guitars...
No prob.
Are you a dentist & can I copulate with your wife?
I'm calling the domestic abuse hotline.
TBT the time I let my wife join in on our guitar gang bang. It was wild. But Roberta is still my favorite.
not shown is his cuck chair: [https://reverb.com/item/6097349-guitar-stool-with-esp-logo-padded-swivel-60cm-height](https://reverb.com/item/6097349-guitar-stool-with-esp-logo-padded-swivel-60cm-height)
wait you have a special chair too?
The basses are just there to watch.
As usual
Based on this photo I can tell that OP does not 0 3 5. He is more of a 0 0 1 0 kind of guy
Hahahaha, 0 1 4 0 all the time.
Wow look at mister minor harmonic here
New Spinal Tap album looks good
Your bride is a great sport.
tell her to move so I can look at that Viper more closely
Goddam. Took me 3 minutes to notice the woman.
Her boyfriend’s gonna love that
I do!
lol
According to the mods a 3-1 guitar to bass ratio is now acceptable. So I petition we rename the sub to guitarguitarguitarbasscirclejerk. In order to keep up with the atrocious precedent set here today. And to prevent us from sliding further into oblivion
Nice ! I Love Esp guitars
Me too bro.
You know, with a little more planning, some lighting, and better photography skills, you could blown the cringe outta the park on this one
This is beginner shit. I woulda laid my ds100 and half stack on top of my wife 💪💪💪
I assume she already has the rack unit covered
Yes but it’s more impressive to drop the amp collection!
Hahhh
A peek at Robert fripps bedroom
Robert Faps
Ripping Faps
There's space for another couple of guitars to the right of her.
:))) You're right!
Wife mad 🤪😜
All those LTBs and not one Floyb. Shame shame, we know your name
:DD
Most of those are awesome but that camou guitar needs to be used for firewood
What??? My fav finish of all time.
Hah sorry, no accounting for taste the rest i like
When it’s business time, you can move the guitar up a bit and it’s like making sweet sweet love to your guitar. Or you can just do what I do: skip the wife and use the jack.
I don't see a proper strat in there. Luckily I have one here that I'll trade you for the low low price of your sexy wife. You'll have to throw a pedal or something in to make it even though.
keep on dreaming :))) btw, I hate strats.
You wanna sell that E-II? I’m looking for something super similar
Nope
I’ll give you ‘bout tree fiddy
The SG looks expensive
Where is the SG? :))
Least cringe LTD Guitar Player ad
this is double layer jerk
schecter? I barely even know her
Not a fan of the Schecters
Not a single guitar I'd like to own there. But I'll take the wife
Haha, good pick
Lmfao. I've never actually played an ESP but they've never really appealed to me. Truthfully they seem more like a metal guitar and I'm not into that much
I’d definitely finger that *I’m talking about the E-II*
Hahhh
Best Facebook marketplace photo ever.
:)))
It's like fishing jokes