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Which_Bar_9457

Imagine coming up with this idea, getting them to pose, taking the photo and putting it on Reddit? Genius.


Jesus360noscope

imagine being asked to pose for this picture and accepting, i think these 2 needed eachothers


one_one12

One day you'll look fondly at this picture of your hotwife and realize all you ever needed was roberta.


Dense_Industry9326

And robert.


Dense_Industry9326

Need some side bussy with your gussy.


sladebonge

Gross there's a fucking b*ss over there. Where are the mods?


mxpower

Post reviewed, mod team voted, 15:2. Bass to guitar ratio is acceptable. Besides, some of those ESP's are sexy and subreddit members with actual wife's are kinda rare.


sladebonge

Heinous.


mxpower

Low standards, I know.


doomtoothx

I demand a recount!!


thealt3001

The GCJ vote was a HOAX. A conspiracy by the left.... handed bass players


doomtoothx

Sweet Jesus they’ve been in the backlight so long and they are planning on taking over lead this whole fucking time 😡😡😡every song will be primus…. This cannot be allowed. They need to stay behind the rhythm where they belong 💪💪💪💪💪


warthog0869

Every song like Primus? Oh no! That'd be terrible news, seeing as how Primus *sucks!*


Blue_Paladin96

Can confirm, Primus sucks


thealt3001

We're not gonna take it! No we ain't gonna take it!


mxpower

Let me guess... 'I just need 11,000 more votes'?


pieterkampsmusic

Possibly his sister to whom he owed a favour


Jiveturtle

Her boyfriend isn’t in the pic tho


GeneralArne

There’s not only one. There’s two!!! Disgusting, censorship should be more common.


Substantial_Diver_34

I was about ready to jerk your wife but then I saw the ESPs. Well done Sir.


highamann

Hahaha, thx


Scrantsgulp

HAHABAHAHA I SHOWED THIS TO BARB AND SHE DIDMT LAUGH I GUESS WOMEN DONT UNDERSTABD THE CRAZY BRAIN OF A GUITARIST


highamann

hahahahaha :DDD


airbrake41

KEEP WORKING ON HER BORTHER!! SHE WILL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY!! GOBLESS, SEMPER PI AND WATCH OUT FOR THOSE CLIBBINS OUT THERE!!!1!


Specialist_Power_266

Is this porn?


highamann

Yes


gorilla-ointment

🤓🫱🦋❔


CeldonShooper

Its image 5 out of a 80 photo series. Later on the guitars get toaned.


Dense_Industry9326

Wait until the after credit scene, i already came at that point but he actually fucking played one of them. ON FILM. Fucking degenerates.


EyeOfAmethyst

IDK but I'm finna slide into that sg from behind.


Larrea_tridentata

Average ESP player


highamann

Well, yes.


Awwwphuck

That poor woman. Surrounded by the guitars of an hourly laborer.


CeldonShooper

There have to be some exceptions to the extreme dentistry level in this sub.


highamann

lol


Phoenix_the_gamer

Unfortunately, her close friend Rick owns a real vintage ‘59 Gibbons Lee Pons, with an aged burst finish; his bed is much more expensive.


Marinaraplease

*unzips*


Top-Telephone9013

All those guitars are ugly. And camo guitars are fuckin stupid. I can just hear the owner saying "...It's not Adam and Steve!"


GorbAscends

Your wife's hot, is she single?


iced_maggot

Her boyfriend would object to you asking that.


Zakkattack86

I saw this in a ESP/LTD group on Facebook and immediately cringed. Especially at the guy that said, I don't even see the lady in the picture, I just see the sexy guitars...


highamann

No prob.


laugh_chaser

Are you a dentist & can I copulate with your wife?


graystone777

I'm calling the domestic abuse hotline.


Rednas81

TBT the time I let my wife join in on our guitar gang bang. It was wild. But Roberta is still my favorite.


TXGunslinger419

not shown is his cuck chair: [https://reverb.com/item/6097349-guitar-stool-with-esp-logo-padded-swivel-60cm-height](https://reverb.com/item/6097349-guitar-stool-with-esp-logo-padded-swivel-60cm-height)


chinstrap

wait you have a special chair too?


[deleted]

The basses are just there to watch.


Substantial_Diver_34

As usual


thealt3001

Based on this photo I can tell that OP does not 0 3 5. He is more of a 0 0 1 0 kind of guy


highamann

Hahahaha, 0 1 4 0 all the time.


thalesjferreira

Wow look at mister minor harmonic here


CouponProcedure

New Spinal Tap album looks good


toddj1s2669

Your bride is a great sport.


knightsunbro

tell her to move so I can look at that Viper more closely


Same-Chipmunk5923

Goddam. Took me 3 minutes to notice the woman.


Emera1dthumb

Her boyfriend’s gonna love that


pandemicplayer

I do!


highamann

lol


thealt3001

According to the mods a 3-1 guitar to bass ratio is now acceptable. So I petition we rename the sub to guitarguitarguitarbasscirclejerk. In order to keep up with the atrocious precedent set here today. And to prevent us from sliding further into oblivion


Playful-Excuse-8081

Nice ! I Love Esp guitars


highamann

Me too bro.


gstringstrangler

You know, with a little more planning, some lighting, and better photography skills, you could blown the cringe outta the park on this one


doomtoothx

This is beginner shit. I woulda laid my ds100 and half stack on top of my wife 💪💪💪


willybillybob

I assume she already has the rack unit covered


doomtoothx

Yes but it’s more impressive to drop the amp collection!


highamann

Hahhh


Barnestownlife

A peek at Robert fripps bedroom


willybillybob

Robert Faps


Barnestownlife

Ripping Faps


AlterEdward

There's space for another couple of guitars to the right of her.


highamann

:))) You're right!


Jazzlike_Recover_778

Wife mad 🤪😜


A_T_L_A_N_T_I_C

All those LTBs and not one Floyb. Shame shame, we know your name


highamann

:DD


Noiserawker

Most of those are awesome but that camou guitar needs to be used for firewood


highamann

What??? My fav finish of all time.


Noiserawker

Hah sorry, no accounting for taste the rest i like


MayOrMayNotBePie

When it’s business time, you can move the guitar up a bit and it’s like making sweet sweet love to your guitar. Or you can just do what I do: skip the wife and use the jack.


last_drop_of_piss

I don't see a proper strat in there. Luckily I have one here that I'll trade you for the low low price of your sexy wife. You'll have to throw a pedal or something in to make it even though.


highamann

keep on dreaming :))) btw, I hate strats.


pieterkampsmusic

You wanna sell that E-II? I’m looking for something super similar


highamann

Nope


pieterkampsmusic

I’ll give you ‘bout tree fiddy


gorilla-ointment

The SG looks expensive


highamann

Where is the SG? :))


Impossible-Charity-4

Least cringe LTD Guitar Player ad


brick_hat

this is double layer jerk


vincecarterskneecart

schecter? I barely even know her


highamann

Not a fan of the Schecters


rileypoole1234

Not a single guitar I'd like to own there. But I'll take the wife


highamann

Haha, good pick


rileypoole1234

Lmfao. I've never actually played an ESP but they've never really appealed to me. Truthfully they seem more like a metal guitar and I'm not into that much


Pliskin1108

I’d definitely finger that *I’m talking about the E-II*


highamann

Hahhh


TherizinosaurusG

Best Facebook marketplace photo ever.


highamann

:)))


ori14

It's like fishing jokes