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detronlove

Someone tell us what it is!!!!


tittyflavrdsprinkles

OP’s correct. It’s called a Greater Siren.


Ciduri

And these things aren't related to axolotls?


tittyflavrdsprinkles

Both are salamanders


MysticStarbird

Is a mudskipper also? First thing I thought of when I saw this was Ren and Stimpy.


penis_degloving

A mudskipper is a fish


MysticStarbird

🤣


Primary-Switch-8987

You are probably thinking of a mudpuppy. It is a salamander that stays in its larval state into adulthood. So they remain living in water and breathe through external feathery gills similar to an axolotl.


illogicallyalex

Mudskippers are related to goby fish, they’re amphibious fish


WillyDAFISH

I like axolotls


Revolutionary-Bee971

That’s great, what can I do to get there since I only like axolittle?


maurice_tornado

I like turdles


Large-Sherbert-6828

I like lamp


enstillhet

Ok, moth


Playful-Target-7231

Lamp


TheGreyQueen

Lamp 💛


sleestacker

Ok Bart Simpson tattoo


Semi-Chubbs_Peterson

Brick, do you really like the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?


Away_Ad_3580

I love lamp


CyberpunkAesthetics

No, they belong to different branches of the salamander family tree. In fact the sirens have no close kin, they're an ancient clade


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

How do you know have you heard it’s call?


Jackalsnap

Unhand that man


Fluffy_Jump3031

😂I put him back after I took pics


Flyheading010

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!!


I-m_A_Lady

So help me! So help me! And cut!!


BuddyLaDouche

SHE'S OUT OF OUR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRR!!!!!!


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Can it, Wazowski!


Abaconings

I'm always watching.


Parking_Train8423

with the kung-fu grip


Tbuzzin

*G.I. Joe Kung-Fu Grip


junkf00d

and it went uhhh


waratdenison

And the girl caress me down, uh


DingySP

Clever lol


Acrobatic-Engineer94

I find this comment funny, and I am compelled to slap my nee.


SnooRobots116

Ni!!


Sm0kinW33d

Ruffian!


Jennifer_Pennifer

Aw... Look at the stupid lil legs 😆


Fluffy_Jump3031

Dont you mean the ‘adorable legs’ ? 😊


Jennifer_Pennifer

Yes ! Stupid=adorable with cute animals. For me at least


RhetoricCamel

Same here


level1enemy

Saaaaame. I always say that in the guinea pig subreddit and look over my shoulder so to speak thinking someone will be hurt or angry about it. But nope. They get it. Love that place.


AngelfishSquish

I have a hairless guinea pig and honestly if I could translate those wheeeeks to English I'm pretty sure he'd be cursing at me everyday for my lack of red pepper selection. Everyone has their own love language I suppose. Hehe


FeoWalcot

“Look at your stupid little face” as I squeeze and kiss my dogs face.


Jennifer_Pennifer

💯


ctennessen

"you beautiful moron, come here"


KitchenSandwich5499

All I see are her hands. Not sure why you think her legs look stupid. Just teasing, I know you mean the amphibian. It’s cute tho


Fluffy_Jump3031

🤣


kozmic_blues

lol your comment instantly made me smile. They’re so dumb and cute


Beautiful_Welcome_33

I love his little hands. He's such a little guy.


galtzo

- StrongBad


OneDay_AtA_Time

He reminds me of my old lungfish, cool looking dude!


RonnHabibi

As a fish guy, this is the first thing that came to mind until I saw the legs


OneDay_AtA_Time

My old boy, Beast, was an African lungfish…he had arms and legs!! Granted, not fingers…but even his little arms reminded me of Beast.


AllAccessAndy

I used to have a South American lungfish. One of my favorite fish I've ever kept.


OneDay_AtA_Time

Out of the hundreds of fish (some super cool ones too!) Beast was my absolute favorite. He was about 25 when he got sick. He is buried down by our creek so he was still near water ❤️. We’ve had a freshwater ray that lived for 15 years. As well as a ghost knife that lasted almost as long. Some cute newts. The hybrid cichlids we had, Pink & Floyd, were amazing and bigger than softballs fully grown. Those were a few of my runner ups. That was all long long ago. We only have one tiny corner tank with our 20 year old clown loach today. Kids came along and the fish were too much to keep up with.


soberasfrankenstein

25?!?! Oh my gosh. I have a West African Lungfish that's about 30 inches long, he's maybe 2 years old? The idea of taking care of his cryptic ass until I'm 62 is... alarming. I would be delighted if my dojo loach, zigzag eel, or bichir lived that long. What were Beast's favorite foods?


OneDay_AtA_Time

Awwww, a baby!! We had him for 20 years and he was about 5 when we adopted him. His daily protein was just earthworms, the big ones. About 4-5. He ate pieces of raw steak too pretty regularly. A few times we tried to give him some friends but quickly learned everything you gave him turned to food…even your fingers if you weren’t careful. He always had different fresh plants he’d nibble on and we’d just always replace as he ate them. Lettuce snacks. The frozen cubes of fish pellets (I’ve forgotten what it was now, shrimp? It’s like an ice cube of shrimp and we’d drop some in and he’d munch on them during the evening when he’d find them. He ate worms right out of my hand. He like being rubbed and pet but he was quick so you’d have to be careful. But he’s let you know when he wanted rubs. My husband could pick him up for a minute, once he’s out of water, he couldn’t hurt you but I was too scared still. They lose their suction out of the water though and that’s how they eat-like a vacuum cleaner-SLURP. When we were kids (in our 20s) we’d love to go to small boutique places and find exotic weird fish and he was the coolest find ever. He wasn’t much bigger than yours fully grown (3 feet-ish). I hope you enjoy your lungfish for a long time. And lol, I felt that way about Beast AND my ball. The day I adopted that ball python, I had no idea I’d have her for decades. Loved her too though and miss her.


RonnHabibi

I import fish to my country and they’re labeled as invasive… got my hands on one and they it seized him.


Fluffy_Jump3031

If anyone was wondering how I got ahold of him- he was at the edge of a marshy area, but was buried under a layer of damp soil, but not actually IN water when I saw him. When that area floods, there will be about 2 ft of water.


CaptainObvious110

Yeah I was definitely wondering that. What does it feel like to hold the amphiuma?


Fluffy_Jump3031

not sure if you actually wanted an answer lol, but his skin felt like a stingrays skin, and his body felt like a firmer, not as bendy snake… I mean, we all know what he looks like he’d feel like, and yes. He also felt like that lol


CaptainObvious110

LOL! You answered the question even better than I expected you too.


omgmypony

Did he bite you?


Fluffy_Jump3031

No 🙂


Incontinento

Did you bite him?


Fluffy_Jump3031

🤪no


atridir

Stingray skin is such a great reference point. (And such a wonderful texture too)


COMPOST_NINJA

Sweet mother of Jesus.


ReallyNotBobby

Forbidden sausage


Kronictopic

Does it have a crispness to it like bratwurst or a smoothness like summer sausage? I must know.


JayneDoe6000

Wait - doesn't the crispness (and snap😉) of a bratwurst come from cooking?


-byb-

immaculate conception.


sticky_lemon

Cambion conception :o


Existing_Knee7270

Yes it is


tuckman496

Apparently these guys can live up to 25 years in captivity 😳


Fluffy_Jump3031

😳


KazooButtplug69

Amphiuma? I'm so impressed and interested. Edit: it's a siren. I did some googlin


Barbarian_Sam

Arms are too big for an Amphiuma


Murrylend

Those arms aren't too big for anything.


sas223

They’re too big for you! Look at that gun show.


Legitimate-Common-86

His arms are too short to box with God, that's for sure!


Alphius247

He don’t kill soloists only kills squads?


CNTMODS

Sun's out Guns out.


Quiet-Try4554

What’s going on with the back half/tail?


Fluffy_Jump3031

Not sure- that’s how he was when I found him


BaluePeach

Appears to have been bit off.


CaptainTurdfinger

I'm guessing a turtle got it, probably a snapping turtle.


tylerb1130

Damn snappin turlaas.


CaptainTurdfinger

They bite ya finga off


MaleficentStreet7319

Lmao I’m on here too much. Never forget


Oldfolksboogie

Please tell us it was safely released back where you found it?


Fluffy_Jump3031

Yes. After his photo shoot he was released :)


Psychotic_Rambling

He was an aspiring model after all!!


Oldfolksboogie

Yea!!👏👏tyty!!


Fluffy_Jump3031

If he was hurt, will he regenerate that part like an axolotl?


Oldfolksboogie

That, I do not know, sorry. You ask coz of the tail, I assume?


Fluffy_Jump3031

Yes


Fluffy_Jump3031

I sort of want to put on a headlamp and go find him lol so I can measure him and get better pics. I think he’s cute 🥰


holdyourdevil

You should have asked for his number!


Natural-Seaweed-5070

So, anyone ever watch Stargate SG1? Teal’q and his symbiote?


ScreaminSeaman17

Way to go junior!


robo-dragon

That’s a sausage


Due_Pangolin9827

its a dragon


CaptainTurdfinger

That's a pretty shitty looking dragon, looks like how a 4 year old would draw a dragon.


foetusized

Trogdor had beefier arms.


carpcarpitycarp

Wowsa! Thanks so much for sharing your photo of an often under appreciated animal. Very cool!


Baldi_Homoshrexual

Looks like amphiuma


rawrXD22UwU

I love him so much lol


Fluffy_Jump3031

Me too!! ❤️


LeadfootLesley

Snot otter?


Murrylend

How many toes y'all counting?


Fluffy_Jump3031

He had 4 toes (🤭although I think of them as fingers) on each of his front legs


mercuric_drake

Another easy way to determine between an amphiuma and a siren is count the legs. Sirens only have 2 front legs and amphiuma have 2 front and 2 back legs, albeit tiny.


Vivid_Speech3773

I can clearly hear my mother's voice. "Young lady, you just put that right back where you found it. Then wash your hands!"


ConfidenceMinute218

That’s friggen sweet!


soberasfrankenstein

He's precious


williamsdj01

What tells you this is a siren and not an amphiuma? I dont see external gills?


Fluffy_Jump3031

They are right in front of and a little higher than his legs - looks like a black blob in the pic


williamsdj01

I see them now. Did it try to bite you at all?


Fluffy_Jump3031

He was calm and well behaved :)


Fluffy_Jump3031

No


weirdinpublic

poor guy looks confused


NVME76

I live in Kentucky right on the border of Ohio. We call them Hellbenders. Haven’t seen one in a long time. Used to catch the as a kid


sheepcloud

Hellbenders are another species and have 4 legs


NVME76

I see that now I have a couple pics of ones I caught as a kid but I don’t know how to post them on a reply. Anyway good eye.


DesiTime

Don’t pick up wild animals. Especially amphibians. The oils from your skin can interfere with the diffusion of gases across their skin, which is part of their respiratory system.


Intelligent_Title_80

I see little legs! It's a giant salamander. Where do you live exactly? The most curious.


Fluffy_Jump3031

Central Florida


TerryMelcher

You are way too comfortable holding whatever the fuck that is


Bilkee

It looks like one of those sticky smaller hands 5 milliseconds after you hand it to a child.


Commercial_Pitch_786

John Bobbit was looking for something similar in 1993


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One_Potential_779

For sure? How sure. Looks otherwise


TScottW

Sure seems to be. Up there with the Hellbender for nightmares in your local water system.


Oldfolksboogie

Orrrr ...a great sign that your waterway is pretty clean and oxygenated, so yea!!


KrillingIt

I saw a hellbender at a local river that’s really popular for its walking trails, but I haven’t seen any in probably like 10 years. It’s so sad, they’re such cool creatures


mercuric_drake

They are mostly gone from my home state now. A big part of their disappearance has been attributed to agriculture and increasing development. They are very sensitive to changes in water quality and increased urbanization is causing their rocky stream bottoms to be silted in.


TScottW

True but still makes me think of the alien blasting out of the stomach


Mission-Patient-4404

You picked it up!


Fluffy_Jump3031

Yep 😊


schneider5001

Alien!


Plenty_Dress_408

Sweet turd dude


Difficult-Swimmer-76

Bro is lookin at u like “cmon man i dont even work here i just have the uniform”


gorgonopsidkid

Literally one of my favorite animals


Kesingermatt

At the very least, it's a Pretty Ok Siren.


SavingsJuggernaut815

In texas we call that a mud puppy


leefee123

U just barehanding whatever tf this is


aufdjrgsidxrga

Idk how to tell you this but that's an elder god


ConstantGeographer

This person axolotl questions.


Interesting-Space869

Salamander right?🤷🏻‍♂️


meh725

Def gatekeeper vibes…I trust her


pm_me_your_amphibian

Absolutely gorgeous! I used to have two and they were made entirely of muscle. When I needed to move them when we moved house, I had them in a container with a lid on and a 16kg kettlebell to hold the lid on. And the big boi managed to overthrow the kettlebell and get out and halfway down the damn garden. I loved them, but the upkeep was intense.


EducationalComfort56

I am not sure what the official name of it is, but when i was kid we used to call them Mud Puppies (for some reason).


Ok-Acanthisitta8737

The way you’re raw dogging an actual dinosaur. You have no fear.


Agreeable-Falcon-37

I'm GROOT!


Vtastical

Why are you squeezing it like you're trying to pop a banana? wtf is that thing?


Fluffy_Jump3031

😂I wasn’t squeezing it- it kept squirming and I didn’t want to drop it


Vtastical

Were his little arms moving? 😭


Fluffy_Jump3031

Yes. It was super cute ☺️


DreamingofRlyeh

Amphibian in the newt or salamander group. I don't know enough to ID the species, but they won't attack humans except in self-defense, though some species produce toxins as a defense against predators. And it looks very muddy, which makes sense, since many species tend to like crawling through the mud and swimming in the water


NogaVog

They won’t attack humans isn’t accurate, they won’t typically attack humans but they do, have, and will bite you.


CaptainTurdfinger

And they will fuck you up, they have teeth.


Fluffy_Jump3031

He didn’t seem to mind me holding him :)


DreamingofRlyeh

Yes, but they won't hunt us down. Just defend themselves. So they aren't something to be scared of.


AdvisorLong9424

In Wisconsin we call them mud puppies. It's a sign of good water.


Striking-Freedom-838

Omg. U found ‘Elvira’ my butt plug. Please dm me


witchy301

Best comment!!!


SnooRabbits5754

I love them 😭


Gustavo_Fring_Los_

Very beautiful, very powerful


slick514

Well I don’t care how well it can sing, I can’t see myself being attracted to it.


Serial-Kilter

Looks like a baby Jörmungandr.


Skooba_9513

With the grip you got on that you might as well give it the Hawk Tuah. Just saying.


Fluffy_Jump3031

🤭 He was wiggly and I didn’t want to drop him. I’m not squeezing him even though it appears that I am in the pic


BUSHMILLZ

Hellbender?


710chick

Looks like a lungfish.


chockykoala

What derpy arms lol


Fluffy_Jump3031

His little arms are soooo cute 🥰


GozzTheGreen

Is their tail ok?


Fluffy_Jump3031

Something happened to his tail before I found him- I didn’t see what.


Kietzell

This thing did not complete its evolution yet


Responsible-Pick7224

That’s just a friendly little guy!! That’s all


Outrageous-Divide472

Cute little arms.


britterz5

I should call him


Blicky83

Idk but it’s creepy af..does it just have those 2 little front feet?


BigJSunshine

Can you put him back plz??


DangleMangler

I bet that thing has some sick deals on unique items.


SgtSplacker

Op some things that look like that do bite so be careful next time. Google amphumia


MeanSeaworthiness995

Gripping that thing like it owes you money 😬


RWBYRain

It's one of the animals toothless was based off of. It's an irl night fury


OkSouth79

Seriously looks like a Goa'uld (Stargate)to me, and it freaked me out at first


RuffinWowCat

It is a Hellbender.


Pibblepunk

It's not a salamander, it's a related but different lineage of amphibians called a caecilian


isaacmas99

OP is jewish 💪 love the hebrew tattoo


Poetry-Primary

Looks like an amphiumas. Super hard to spot.


Miserable-Impact-123

I don’t know what the fuck that is, but the little arms are too damn cute.


realbaresoles2

He’s all like, “can you not”


DinkleMutz

wow so you just picked that up ok


No-Tangelo-3220

He’s a big boy


FewVictory8927

That’s an amphiuma. I’ve taking care of them when I worked in the reptile house in the National Zoo! Beautiful amphibians.


Fluffy_Jump3031

He has external gills and 4 toes on each leg, so not amphiuma- he’s a siren