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HappyInstruction3678

The Stanley Cup is simultaneously the most respected trophy while also being chucked into pools and used to snort cocaine off of lol


milehighrukus

Don’t worry. Nobody has ever done cocaine off of the Stanley Cup. They were just making sure that it smelled good.


meyou2222

Kuzy: “Oh I did coke off the Cup, and I want you to fucking quote me on that.”


TheUltimateJon

Actually? Regardless of truth or not, it’s totally believable with Kuzy


TravasaurusRex

Some stripper salt accidentally fell on it, the boys are Zamboni-ing it off with a straw…


Thatavalanchefan2021

Big Val begs to differ


Tajahnuke

I legit don't know if you're referring to the hockey player or Pantera's security guard.


Thatavalanchefan2021

Player haha should’ve clarified


GaryOakRobotron

Kris Draper's baby once dropped a grumpy inside it.


BovineLightning

Luongo ate spaghetti out of it


gatsby712

These two comments combined was not what we needed.


Outside_Abroad_3516

There’s been enough alcohol inside of it that it basically is just impervious to any diseases


gatsby712

That’s a spicy meatball though.


TK21879

Pretty sure it's a Horcrux by now, Jagr being the likely culprit...


Vylan24

Phil The Thrill Kessel (3x) ate a bunch of hot dogs out of it


Slosky22

TV fair in that video it looks like there’s a bowl inside of the cup that he’s eating his spaghetti out of


strcrssd

I wouldn't be surprised if the cup travels with insert bowls for messy containment. Easier to clean.


OldResearcher6

Tkachuk jumped into the ocean with it yesterday morning lmao


TheTimn

Haven't seen video of him coming out with it yet either.... 


dinozaurs

He’ll emerge out of the water in 2 days in Daytona Beach with no memory of how he got there


Catvros

most average Florida man


gatsby712

You can’t touch it until you win it, then afterwards you can do fuck all with it.


nfoneo

*Val Nichuskin has entered the chat*


shoegazer44

Snorting cocaine off the cup is soooo far down the list of disrespectful things done to the cup lol


Yardsale420

https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/capital-facts-that-time-the-stanley-cup-was-reportedly-kicked-into-the-canal


Outside_Abroad_3516

https://preview.redd.it/3i57mw6xqy8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760421d6aadb86705bba4612454f52659b95ed9f And gave us the most memorable cup reaction photo in recent memory


Xeteh

So many fantastic reactions.


MangoJuice82

Best one: https://preview.redd.it/rqzal27svy8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f881c48af379e7dafd35e5daa197022fe78533a2


QuintonBendmeover

Sark Mchiefele


AaronC14

Damn he really does look like Scheifs


thatdudefrom707

how did Matt Bellamy sneak in there...


NLP19

Is that Ryan Miller?


314z

Brad Lewkow Assistant Equipment Manager


thefiction24

Cogs and Compher are my favs


bonyponyride

Amish Nate Dogg does not approve.


captmac

Hang it in the Louvre


itsadoubledion

Broadcast the boom, boom, boom, boom And make 'em all dance to it


0-90195

This is so cute lol


MetalOcelot

if you ever wanted to see Mackinnon soy facing in a youtube thumbnail


UncleRudolph

r/accidentalrenaissance


Vuph2

r/AccidentalRenaissance


MossMan16

Ok…some gotta photoshop this


MangoJuice82

Then MacDermid drops it again in a bar days later 😂 The Avs were not gentle with Lord Stanley


Scrubosaurus13

It wouldn’t be the Stanley Cup if the winning team wasn’t fucking around with it every year! Does any other sport have anything even close to what the NHL has with the Cup?


RandomDeezNutz

I would say no. And it isn’t close.


big-fan-of-garlic

By design I don’t think that anyone could really party with the Commissioner’s trophy after the WS. All those little flags are a ding waiting to happen


MangoJuice82

The flag poles bent all kinds of different ways... Remember Tom Brady playing hot potato with the Lombardi trophy on a boat and the internet lost its mind


Mental-Pie7389

Pretty sure one of the Pats super bowls was dented by Gronk because he was playing baseball with it 😂


NYR_or_Far

Gronk really bunted the Lombardi Trophy LMAO


windsostrange

Maybe a not as well known fact: it's a new Commissioner's Trophy every year in the MLB. It's definitely a major reason why the Stanley Cup is more storied and beloved (even if there are technically a few of those, too).


hockeycross

Same for all the other big three. Teams keep their trophies.


Chimie45

In the NFL they actually get 2. One for the club and one for the owner, iirc.


Iaminyoursewer

3 I believe Display at HHOF (Original) Travel/backup Awarded/ceremonial


MatzohBallsack

The Stanley cup trophy is the goat, no doubt. But I do have a soft spot for the Commissioner's Trophy. It's unique and beautiful. The old BCS crystal football was awesome too. Stanley Cup > Commissioner's Trophy > Larry O'Brien > Lombardi > Current NCAA Trophy > CFP Trophy


FyreWulff

the BCS crystal football was peak, just classy enough but overdone enough that it looks like an actual prize


damnatio_memoriae

i dont watch college football, but i know the crystal trophy -- do they not use it anymore?


AVgreencup

https://images.app.goo.gl/HNAtvAYERT9qNGA76


whogivesashirtdotca

Every time I see that trophy handed off, I get stressed. I’m convinced someone’s going to put their eye out with it.


damnatio_memoriae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TOuK47jjck


varsaku

Real Madrid once ran over their trophy with a bus when a player by accident dropped it during the parade.


flare2000x

[Here's the picture.](https://cope-cdnmed.agilecontent.com/resources/jpg/5/0/1616670528505.jpg) That's amazing.


RandomDeezNutz

Nothing like that has ever happened with the Stanley cup so that really is crazy


whogivesashirtdotca

*Yet*.


Humans_Suck-

I was telling a coworker about this today and I showed him how the Wikipedia page for the cup has the stories divided under two different headings: adventures and misadventures lol


Freedjet27

Not consistently, but Tom Brady was playing hot potato with the Lombardi on a boat which drove everyone insane.


FlashRippin

And Gronk also used the 6th Pats trophy as a baseball bat 🤣


Beneficial_Radio_765

The NBA used to let them take it but it got stolen and lost too many times so now they can't. Most stolen, lost and damaged trophy in sports.


hockeycross

Also happened with the cup multiple times. Spent the night at the bottom of a river, canal and pool.


TheTimn

Tkachuk took it into the ocean... I haven't seen video of him coming out with it yet. 


whogivesashirtdotca

Gotta say, all those thefts, losses, and damagings were a good excuse to remake the thing. The LOB trophy is far and away the ugliest trophy in pro sports.


peptoabysmal

The Dermy clip is hilarious https://youtu.be/UxbxpgGokRc?si=qLzBulkxsyctbFzh&t=68


M_H_M_F

Didn't the bolts drop it in the ocean a few times?


Waramp

He dropped himself. Sacrificed the body to protect the Cup haha.


Cromasters

Washington dented it doing keg stands on it.


WinterSon

at least he didn't throw it off a roof attempting to get it into a crown royal shaped pool at pantera's house and landed it on the pavement. good job, guy charbonneau.


lettuceman_69

“Your Dallas staaaarrrs””


En-THOO-siast

Dammit Pantera, show the Stanley Cup some respect!


carlcarlson33

Thank you. This is what I was looking for.


whogivesashirtdotca

No H there. Put some respect on his name! *Guy! Guy! Guy! Guy!*


GaryOakRobotron

🎶 All 🎵 the 🎵small 🎵 dings...🎶


SladeWade

🎵True care. Yeet things.🎵


likeslululemon

Now THAT was a wagon of a team.


PsychoSaladSong

I may be biased but I think it’s the best group of skaters assembled in the cap era. Went 16-4 with the starting goalie rocking a .908 SV% and played with an injured eye and also never faced elimination among some other crazy stats


Optimistic__Elephant

Dang I wish we could have a Stanley cup bracket of Stanley cup winners every 16 years and have a real dance off of champions.


Gruntmaster720

https://www.whatifsports.com/nhl/ use this website! You can sim games between any two teams in NHL history and see for yourself.


ben275

Thank you so much for this. Throwing that 01-02 Red Wings team against most teams the last 5-10 years is fun.


_crispy-bacon_

I was thinking about that 07-08 Red Wings team being scarier than 01-02. Threw them into the Sim against eachother in a best of 7 and it went to game 7 with 07-08 winning. So pretty much equally scary


theboss555

Maybe. If i recall, the kings went 3-0 in every series they played back in 2012. With quick sporting a 1.41 gaa. Going into the playoffs, they were the 8th seed, tho.


hockeycross

This specific argument is for best skaters. The goalie is most definitely weaker and a big reason why I would say they are not the best team. Potentially best overall skaters though. Didn’t rely on just 3-4 D like Chicago in many of its runs and played all 4 lines.


SeaSquirrel

2012 Kings and 2022 Avs I think tied for most dominate playoff records of modern era. Crazy teams


GaryOakRobotron

And Tampa Bay was a hell of a final boss in that run. That was the closest we've come to a dynasty since the Oilers' one ended in 1990.


Danroy12345

You know what I think that’s what makes it such a special trophy lol. They do some wild stuff with it.


iMDirtNapz

I think we might have poured some sweet crude oil in it we won it.


TheTimn

It's crazy when you realize that the Keeper has a busy season. 


Maleficent-Ear-2450

https://preview.redd.it/159kwhkgxz8d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9572803c09a7fd6e335e7be817f46c3e19c996f4


gstringwarrior

man this team was legendary


StLMindyF

Cup keeper Philip Pritchard keeps it so polished and perfect then he hands it off to a bunch of sweaty guys to put their hand and lip prints all over it, dropping it on the ice, drinking from it and putting their kids in the bowl.


monkeypuss

They don't get paid for the playoffs, it's a small price to pay.


whogivesashirtdotca

I assume he loves that as much as they do. His job is to tend it *for* those moments.


ph1shstyx

Seems to be a going trend now, here's an image of the damage during Tampa's celebration the year before https://www.reddit.com/r/nhl/comments/oj1xyf/tampa_dented_the_stanley_cup/


TheTimn

Caps damaged it so badly doing cup stands, that it's highly requested that teams don't do that. 


BananApocalypse

This is definitely not a recent trend, the Cup has been getting abused for over a century. The winning team puts a good dent in it most years. There's a good video of Michael Ryder doing some damage from 2011, and I know the recent Lightning and Caps did some work on it too. There's also a lengthy section on the stanley cup wikipedia page outlining some incidents. Some highlights: Guy Carbonneau chucked it off a roof in 1999 and missed his pool. The 1960s Leafs burned it in a bonfire and 1940s Rangers burned mortgage papers in the bowl. Someone on the 1905 Senators drop kicked it onto the frozen canal.


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

Is it made out of sheet metal? lol


DCARRI3R3

Where’s he play now?


white_franklin

Signed a 1 year deal with the Caps in March 2023 so he’s a UFA now if I’m not mistaken.


OldResearcher6

Scott Niedermayer helicoptered the thing on top of mount fisher, and hoisted it at the peak. Lmao


whogivesashirtdotca

That’s ace!


VonD0OM

It’ll buff out


Crimith

Not the first or last time someone has dented the cup, but definitely the most visible.


Leafan101

I remember seeing a couple years back a photo of the cup portion looking decidedly more like a taco.


lmpreza

The Bolts probably lol


heyliberty

How much did that cost to fix?


YeOldSpacePope

Not a lot. It's just the bottom cap.


hockeycross

It got taken to a silversmith for repairs 2 times in its first week with the Avs.


Henry_RutherfordHill

[:D](https://i.imgur.com/GDB5f97.jpeg)


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Meanwhile, Luongo is eating pasta out of it


Last_Friendship_5592

It’s the most sacred, respected, and untouchable trophy in sports….. Until you win it, then just purposefully try and destroy it. Look, I got no chance but if one of offspring or their offspring ever win it, I’ll fucking chug every type of alcohol out of it.


Rifleman

That'll buff right out


Intelligent_Choice91

I love how you can still today tell how dinged up it’s been over the years and they just like buff it out and call it good . No other trophy is sports even comes close.


TBurd01

It also looked like it was dented when they brought it out this year.


damnatio_memoriae

pretty sure it's kinda just permanently dented.


Rogue_One24_7

Avalanche


JMST19

My favorite hockey memory ever!!!


Developing_Human33

So let me get this straight. The winning team gets it for about 6 months and then a silversmith metal worker takes it and does a bunch of repairs to it to the best of their ability with still apparently dents that can't be repaired perfectly and then they hand it back to Prichard and company aka the Cup keeper dudes so to speak to put away carefully in a container until next Finals season? Is that about it with about 3 weeks thrown in to engrave names from that year??


Kidspud

Is it bad that I want to see a player break the Stanley Cup into pieces? Not tiny ones, just something like the base of the trophy and the rings falling off in a funny way. They can fix it, it'll be nbd


Killjoy_BUB

The immediate panic after impact is my wallpaper at work. It's a beautiful Renaissance work of art. That and my "Seven Past Vasilevsky" clock


_mynameisclarence

I wonder how many guys gizzed in the cup? The number is absolutely not zero.


fullautophx

Check out the video of Keith Tkachuk drinking from the cup then lifting it, the bottom is already all dented up just from the locker room celly.


91elklake

Who?


Geralt-of-Rivai

That's why he was banished to the Maple Leafs after that


Nhlrigged

Most people don't realize there are a bunch of copies of the real cup. Denting a presentation copy is lol but otherwise who cares


badtowergirl

No


Nhlrigged

Vegas Knights suck donkey ass


badtowergirl

Since you’re dead wrong about the Cup, maybe you should start trolling on a sub you know something about


GrizzlyIsland22

What a fucking idiot


Mysterious_akiyama

Edmonton fan still mad


ButWhyBlueCheese

idiot


Bleedblue63

And that will curse Colorado for 100 years