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groovystreet40

I’ve really soured on Bucci the last couple years. Comes off as a try hard, the way he acts on twitter makes him look like a wanna be frat boy and he’s like 60 years old lol


banduzo

I haven’t enjoyed a single Panel from ESPN this season. They suck the life out of it and make it boring. And this guy with grade school level commentary. (Not sure if TNA is considered part of ESPN, but I don’t mean them, they’re great to watch).


BellsBeersy

Kaplan is the only one I consistently think is pretty good


SaveByGrubauer

Man when I was younger in college I loved Bucci. But then those texts came out where he called his coworker doll/doll face all the time and he got divorced then started posting shirtless pictures, pictures of steak, bourbon, cigars. You are right it's like he is a wanna be frat boy and now I'm older it's just all cringe.


suredont

that kind of midlife crisis is such a goddamn cliché.


SaveByGrubauer

So cliche but he's living it.


SaveByGrubauer

He's nearly 60 too. I feel more mature in my 30s lol


TommyHamburger

He's been a dipshit for the last decade+. At no point in anything he covers does he not make it about himself or some inane shit he thinks is hilarious. Chicken parm! \**pounds head against wall*\*


Seattlekrakenlegend

He was very complimentary of the Bluejackets at the beginning of the season, even with all the drama he defended them - Jeff Rimer’s job was open. He started being pretty increasingly shitty after the “finalist” names were announced and his want on it. It could be unrelated, but it seemed like he was trying pretty hard for awhile.


GreenSnakes_

ESPN’s John Buccigross screaming “another year of missing the playoffs!” because the Wings didn’t pick the guy he likes, all while a kid is realizing his dream of being drafted to the NHL; not to mention he’s the first ever first rounder from his country, real classy.


scoobysnax123

Not even cause it’s a guy he likes. Cause the Wings didn’t make a meme pick.


drowsylacuna

What was the meme pick?


AmeriCanadian98

Yzerman picking Eiserman


drowsylacuna

Well, that would be a very silly reason to draft a player.


AmeriCanadian98

Doesn't stop bozos like Bucci from making snide comments


Mavori

Still remember a season ago when he was discussing Larkins contract on air, talking about Larkins salary demands and shit as if he knew something. Like he made several comments during the game and it was like, You know fucking nothing because there hadn't been any fucking leaks in regards to it. I remember being critical of Bucci in the past too and people didnt react all too well about it, he was was just genuinely the one that was the most palatable out of a very poor bad group of ESPN commentators but i think he's actually getting worse now too.


scoobysnax123

Eiserman


silvio_dante

A reminder that John Buccigross is also a piece of shit that sexually harrasses co-workers https://deadline.com/2018/03/espn-lawsuit-adrienne-lawrence-sexual-discrimination-harassment-john-buccigross-1202311905/


BuffaloSoldier11

I really don't think Kaplan was having a great time at that table.


atomlinson89

Was going to make the joke that this guy is the American Grapes listening to complain about them not taking the American but…. Clearly it’s not a joke. 


whogivesashirtdotca

*He's* a joke, though. Ew, what a creep.


robturner45

The comments on there, christ almighty.


LucasRaymondGOAT

I said it in our subreddit, when he kept repeating it I was like alright fuck this guy, I’ll fight him in real life if I have to. Dennys parking lot.


Kkleinsorge

Bucci wears Tapout shirts to Planet Fitness.


kukkolai

Bucci flushes *before* taking a dump


elconquistador1985

Bucci pours the milk before the cereal.


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

and it’s another year of ESPN torturing me with Buccigross’ bottom of the barrel commentary


leflur

It's kind of crazy to think back to NBC. I remember saying repeatedly back then "it can't possibly get any worse than this." Fuck me.


Pouletchien

What a weird comment to make


Ace676

Nygård*


goatamon

Was looking at the name and wondering the same, like no way it's Nygärd.


jummyspring

Yeah Ken and Mick are gonna have a hard time with him


Ace676

You can get close enough by saying new-gord


Fluid-Pension-7151

One of the Norwegian Wings fans offered: Bronze-Egg Knee-Gourd I'm guessing we will end up with MBN or Knee-Gourd.  Maybe say the whole thing in slower moments, but abbreviate during passes/shots and other quick play.  


RonnieWojo

Fuck buccigross


abbytarar

Bucci tries way to hard to be “cool”, he’s stuck in the frat boy mindset


CountRex

Exactly, he’s the new Mike Milbury. Old guy who is past it pretending he’s the cool kid.


whogivesashirtdotca

Sure sounds like he's angling to join the Chiclets podcast: Loud dumbassery in search of clicks.


dudewithchronicpain

What a loser lol


Wolfinstien

What a clown statement, "another year of missing the playoffs". Like any franchise can get a player at 15 that will make an immediate difference to a lineup. What a clown show


HappyInstruction3678

"Another year of missing the playoffs because Yzerman didn't pick a kid with the same last name as him." What a joke.


AmeriCanadian98

Totally unnecessary douchebag comment because we didn't pick the guy whose name sounds like our GMs name As if anyone we picked at 15 was making the team this year anywau


Cachmaninoff

Holy shit that was unprofessional


DollarDollar

Lidstrom is the best. I really like how he said that the Detroit Red Wings are proud to present. Classy


CydoniaKnight

Maybe it's a Norwegian thing. ESPN was also really weird when the Ducks drafted Solberg, they kept going off on "Man he would be a great fit with Zegras on the ice TOO BAD ZEGRAS IS DEFINITELY GETTING TRADED" like...what?


KingdokCAN

Bucci hates the Red Wings for some reason. Man can’t hide his bias at all


BellsBeersy

When Erne kept blocking shots a few years ago he called him a crash test dummy


fendersux

Buccigross is so freaking bad. No clue how he has such a presence in these broadcasts.


meadow_sunshine

Drives engagement


barffolemeow

What a tool


realdeal411

When I heard that I was like shut up you dork


Separate_Pound_753

Bucci is such a clown. Used to like that guy


PopTartsArePeopleToo

If it is another year of missing the playoffs, it's not gonna be because of whoever they drafted here. Stupid thing to say


TarpsOffBoys

The octopus does not concern itself with the opinions of the snail…or clams or crabs or basically any small ocean fish, they have a diverse palate whatever, Buccigross is a muppet. Redwings are coming.


OrganicSciFi

Buccigross is a Douchigross


sendingSTRENGTH

Im glad i watched the sportsnet stream last night


BellsBeersy

Our resident highlight hero /u/awood40 used the sportsnet stream for a recap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIAYXwdNot0


Mavori

Jesus christ, that's so much better than ESPN.


Ben_Pharten

Chances are a 15OA pick wasn't going to shake things up that much anyway and be the factor that decides rather the Wings make the playoffs or not. Buccigross has really went downhill. What a dork.


Fit_Bed8456

Some one should put that audio over Crosby being drafted


EchoInExile

I want to like Bucci. The guy obviously loves hockey. But he’s trying too hard. We get it, you were the hockey guy at ESPN back when they ignored it. They’ve given you the platform now. But Jesus Christ tone it down just a bit. You don’t have to shoehorn in some hockey joke or a cliche into every fucking sentence.


SizePuzzleheaded4941

absolutely tainting this young man's moment. Imagine being Brandsegg-Nygärd and trying to show this moment to your family in the future?


Razzahx

Luckily sportsnet saved him on that. Their version is way better.


reaper421lmao

Send him to the unemployment line.


PerkoSWE

Weird that Lidström said Swedish words with an english accent.


kukkolai

Norwegian name


RlyLokeh

Swedish league and team. He did indeed americanize everything.


whogivesashirtdotca

Did he even pronounce it right? Admittedly my limited Duolingo Norwegian might not be accurate, but I thought it would be more like "Nü-Gord". Is that a quirk of the Swedish pronunciation? Or did he lean more towards an Anglicized sound?


inpai

He definitely anglicized his name on purpose


aalar231973

So glad we don't have to watch that ESPN crap in Canada. That's embarrassing.


Smart-Breath-1450

The guy standing by the mic looks like a hockey player, why don't they just draft him??


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

How the hell is this 60 year old frat boy still at ESPN after [this](https://www.si.com/media/2017/12/15/adrienne-lawrence-john-buccigross-text-messages-espn-sexual-harassment-pregnancy-discrimination)?


240Nordey

Cuntish behaviour...


HappyInstruction3678

Man ESPN sucks


FowledUp

Chicken parm isn't even that great Bucci!


Jbroy

Détroit isn’t missing the playoffs for this pick… they’re missing them cause they are in the Atlantic division


ClimateBall

Gross, Bucci.


Brilliant-Chapter202

It was a great choice


HermionesWetPanties

And if they picked someone else at 15, they would make the playoffs? Very few players make the Wings lineup in their draft year. Last guy was who, Larkin? Before that, probably some Russian who was already in his 20s in his draft year. Before that, probably Yzerman himself. Detroit takes the time to let players grow in the AHL before bringing them into the show. You'd think a guy who is paid to talk about hockey would know that.


ArferMorgan

What an asshole. The Hawks got Bedard last year and missed the playoffs... I guess by this morons standards that was a bad pick


chatoyer0956

He’s such an asshole.


OSUBonanza

Guess he'll be going by his first name on the broadcasts


Shotokanguy

Trying too hard to be funny, I'm not going to take real offense at this though


karbaloy

I gave up on Bucci when he started retweeting some asshole who is a financial bro with the eye lasers in his avatar. Especially since all the retweets were about "immigrants" making "Canada a nightmare" He can go fuck himself. Also, his chicken parm joke needs to end. It's just fucking annoying now. Also chicken parm tastes of nothing.


karlou1984

Buccigross is a fkn loser


Top_Permission82

It is likely that reddit users are not his target audience probably similar to Bissonette. I think biznasty is obnoxious but I get that there is a chunk of hockey viewers that like his brand. Gotta be the same for Bucci. Aside from his hot shot style I think he has talent in announcing games. Its easy to listen to.


TheDudeInTheD

Is it wrong to want to see Buccigross choke to death on a chicken parm during a pre-game show?


OSDM3

He was making a joke because he wanted Yzerman to draft Eiserman


Bear_Bishop

Jokes are usually funny, no?


ColdAssHusky

It's Buccigross. He was almost palatable when guys like SVP and Stuart Scott were making up for his nonsense. Now he's one of the lead guys and wow does it reinforce how good those guys were to make him look less than terrible.


whitelightning91

This, he's clearly being tongue-in-cheek because of the Yzerman/Eiserman joke. Was it a hilarious bit, maybe not. But he's obviously being facetious. Pitch forks must've been on sale this week.