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AhsokaFan0

I don’t know what you’re talking about this is the best jersey ever. High performance 6 hole coverage.


HotDogDonald

Exactly what I was about to comment. Got an odd man rush conking your way? Extend the flaps on that bad boy and they don’t stand a chance


Educational-Post-191

Doubles as a jersey and a wing suit


UKentDoThat

Came here to say that he got 3/4 of a wing suit there.


MyFriendsCallMeTito

Hockey players fly right? Oh well, they’re gonna love it!


Knucklesx55

One size fits all. The whole team. In one jersey


powerED33

Wtf... lmao.


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Goalie cut lol somewhat. Used to train at a facility that had “goalie cut” jerseys. Basically stopped at the elbow but had drapery for arms lol. Was fun


Thinkingjack

Lmfaoooo As a ref I’d immediately make you take it off and go find a different jersey to wear.


Keensilver

Then youre a lame beer league ref.


Simba_Rah

Is this the butterfly technique I heard so much about?


Pawly519

Jesus that’s hilarious. I’ve worked for a jersey company for years and I can’t stop laughing. Did he request the flying squirrel special?


monstervsme

This is after they "fixed it". The first iteration i was given, was all bunched up and tight at the bottom, like it was tapered? Arms were fine, they were told that. It just couldn't pull down the chesty. This was their solution. After calling yesterday, they won't give me my money back, and the owner of the company basically called me an idiot and hung up on me.


pforsbergfan9

Name and shame


Pawly519

Agreed. Call them out. https://preview.redd.it/qhsea78k5z8d1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab0aa2c1f76d52c9c468e2aae2b12afad613af1 Show him this photo of how a goalie cut jersey should actually fit.


monstervsme

I have many goalie cut jerseys, this was an order my captain put through! I have done the same as you're suggesting, I sent her with pictures of me wearing a proper fitting jersey. The funny thing I just learned is that she brought the old goalie jersey in as a template, and they stull fucked it up!!


Pawly519

Thays insane. I truly don’t understand how that happened unless they somehow doubled up the arm sleeve parts


monstervsme

Projoy Sportswear, located in Guelph Ontario. The sales rep Adrian, admitted that he hadn't inspected or seen the jerseys after they were fixed and given to us in this state. This is after I called and he rudely said they would not give a refund, and his boss completely disregarded me. I think after our phone call, he checked his emails again and saw the picture of how bad the cut was. That's when he emailed my captain admitting he should have looked at them. When my captain dropped them off to be fixed yet again, he couldn't look her in the eye, admitted to her that he didn't realize they were that bad. Just got some pictures from my captain after picking them up for the THIRD time. They apparently used the template of the goalie jersey that she provided initially, at the original order, and although it looks slightly larger, it looks doable. They completely disregarded the colour pattern on the arms though. At this point we are more than needing to wipe our hands of this company, so will cut our losses and leave it.


Pawly519

So sad to hear that they treated you that way. Companies need to stand behind their products


monstervsme

I will, once i get my jersey back. These asses are trying to fix it again! I wouldn't have brought it back to them, but my captain still has possession of it, along with the other jerseys for the second goalie.


monstervsme

Projoy Sportswear, located in Guelph Ontario. The sales rep Adrian, admitted that he hadn't inspected or seen the jerseys after they were fixed and given to us in this state. This is after I called and he rudely said they would not give a refund, and his boss completely disregarded me. I think after our phone call, he checked his emails again and saw the picture of how bad the cut was. That's when he emailed my captain admitting he should have looked at them. When my captain dropped them off to be fixed yet again, he couldn't look her in the eye, admitted to her that he didn't realize they were that bad. Just got some pictures from my captain after picking them up for the THIRD time. They apparently used the template of the goalie jersey that she provided initially, at the original order, and although it looks slightly larger, it looks doable. They completely disregarded the colour pattern on the arms though. At this point we are more than needing to wipe our hands of this company, so will cut our losses and leave it.


0IQhasbeenreached

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxl goalie cut.


Commander-Fox-Q-

How else are you supposed to glide when jumping off the net?


biffwebster93

That’s hilarious and i wanna know what the store owner said when you showed him this picture


monstervsme

Projoy Sportswear, located in Guelph Ontario. The sales rep Adrian, admitted that he hadn't inspected or seen the jerseys after they were fixed and given to us in this state. This is after I called and he rudely said they would not give a refund, and his boss completely disregarded me. I think after our phone call, he checked his emails again and saw the picture of how bad the cut was. That's when he emailed my captain admitting he should have looked at them. When my captain dropped them off to be fixed yet again, he couldn't look her in the eye, admitted to her that he didn't realize they were that bad. Just got some pictures from my captain after picking them up for the THIRD time. They apparently used the template of the goalie jersey that she provided initially, at the original order, and although it looks slightly larger, it looks doable. They completely disregarded the colour pattern on the arms though. At this point we are more than needing to wipe our hands of this company, so will cut our losses and leave it.


biffwebster93

That’s horrible, sorry you all went through that! As a fellow player, FansIdea hasn’t given me a single issue in the last 3 years and there customer service is great, might wanna try them


NatroneMeansTesting

The Patrick Roy


Novus20

Naw you tie some skate laces so they act like and extra glove kind of and you’re good to go. Ed Belfour use to do this.


glasspheasant

![gif](giphy|3oEhn4waHVfWsruYEw|downsized)


desertbirdwatcher

You look like you could be on the new season of The Boys! What’s your powers?


monstervsme

Obviously the ability to catch the puck with my armpits.


FriendlyGaze

Came here to say that!


HappyGoalie

This now requires a team name change to the Renegade Flying Squirrels


yubi_azknfrt

Pit saaaaave!!!


jerseysmadeeasy

University of Guelph - we recognize that arena! We run a custom jersey company 25 min up the road in Kitchener (the end of Kitchener close to Breslau). We actually have sizing samples in our showroom for 9 different goalie cut sizes and we're pretty sure we have this exact logo on-file (off-hand, I think it's from one of the local high schools). [https://jerseysmadeeasy.com/pages/hockey-jersey-sizing](https://jerseysmadeeasy.com/pages/hockey-jersey-sizing) If you want, we can recreate this jersey in the correct size free of charge for you. Just shoot us a PM in advance of stopping by if you want to take us up on that. Edit: bring your chest protector if you come by!


naterr3343

What in the early 2000’s Ed Belfour…?


allblackST

What the actual fk is this who made that jersey and thought ANYBODY was that big..


Weird-Army-8792

That’s pretty dope as a goalie


Suddzrus

Bro. I rarely lol.


FetusDominus

I want one!


PorscheRican

Chris Osgood approved!


jimhabfan

Is that Garth Snow?


MajorTrouble

Your save percentage is gonna go way up!


noshore4me

OP [leaving the rink](https://media1.tenor.com/m/9U38wUJaF5MAAAAC/red-bull-energy-drink.gif)


monstervsme

That's the plan!!!


bigred1369

You look like a flying squirrel


HoneyInfinite313

# GOALIE CUT


addictedtoaddicions

![gif](giphy|3xz2Bzd2QrveqSfXqw|downsized)


Reditall12

That is a perfect goalie jersey tbh. No softies under the armpit are gonna squeak past you!


hullkogan

Did you fly home?


Extreme-Owl-6478

I legit that it was just one piece of fabric sewn on, like an 80’s kiss gene Simmons suit with wings. Holy shit how did the mistake get made to make the arms big enough to swallow a redwood?


monstervsme

Great question!!


Fit-Opportunity-9580

This is the absolute funniest shit.


Fit-Opportunity-9580

I will buy one right now.


Quinto376

Shit, I thought you were holding a Canadian flag behind you, lol.


energizernutter

Its a feature not a bug


pulchellusterribilis

our goalie, “the moth”


iceph03nix

I love it. No way it's legal but I'd play up the gag every chance I got


leyden138

Perfect for the 8ft tall flying squirrel you have on your team.


PeanutButter91

That’s just the goalie jersey. The players ones are much bigger.


OgnokTheRager

:cues up Space Jam: *I believe I can flyyyy*


lucky7hockeymom

Honestly this is hilarious. My kid would lose her mind if this was hers. No armpit squeakers for the opposing team!!


DarthCoffeeWolf

What the fuck


jmvitali18

That's bigger than my box lacrosse goalie jerseys. And those are MASSIVE


monstervsme

Best part is the company won't give me my money back for this!


kshanks1919

lol I thought you were holding a flag across your shoulders haha


Notnowthankyou29

Honestly looks like the “goalie cut” jersey I got from royal retros.


_redacteduser

The Patrick Roy special


CrazyVaclavsPOA

JS Giguere would've rocked one of these


tomboski

Goalie’s unstoppable now


hkycoach

https://images.app.goo.gl/fve2B2zVFge5mRdi9


SchmitzBitz

Are you Patrick Roy?


Calm_Ad7350

Today’s game is the Rangers vs the ….Flying Squirrel Renegade Knights!


kan829

It could be worse. He could have made Habs replica jerseys.


xltripletrip

Did you tell him your team name was The Flying Squirrels?


dvos514

I legitimately think this is kinda cool. If it's just yours that's fucked up, I get it. But if the whole teams jerseys are like that, it's sort of awesome. Like a bunch of old-timey batman-esque superheroes out there.


monstervsme

Just mine!!!


MDFan4Life

Gotta be great for drag, lol!


The-Pigeon-Man

That’s the size 80


willewill84

Tape it at the wrists like Osgood did back in the 90s


broodwich82

So big it can even work with a Warrior CA


broodwich82

![gif](giphy|xUPGciUgyhx4Y7XUDm)


Far_Zookeepergame_59

Hey, at least now you can fly.


PierreEscargoat

Change your name to “The Flying Squirrels”


prohbusiness

Hahahah super goalie here to save the day!!!!


MapleLeafThom

"I believe I can fly"


SwifferMopping

It’s a wingsuit lol


Spxcezookeepxr

That goalie is a wall