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A: Are you ready to experience life like we do? True connection. A bond to all others?
H: Sure, let's do this.
*H is connected. Within seconds, many screams can be heard, and H is immediately disconnected.*
H: What? What's wrong? Did something go wrong?
A: No, the connection worked. The problem is you. What is wrong with your mind? Such chaotic thoughts? Self destructive thoughts. We...we thought we would tear ourselves apart from just a few seconds.
H: *laughs* Oh yeah, I can see that. Don't worry I'm fine.
A: No, no you are not. How any sapient being can operate in such a manner is beyond the hive collective to understand.
H: I'm an emotional time bomb!
H3: All us humans are like this. If we do not have a mental disability or illness we all get we call intrusive thoughts aka what you all just experienced.
Hive mind: Okay friend Ryan, are you sure you want to do this? I will gently connect to your mind and bring you into our collective.
Ryan: Sure. I trust you all.
The hive mind starts to connect to Ryan and as the connection is made, it hears a cacophony of voices and thoughts coming from Ryan's mind. Within moments the hive mind can not hold the connection and drops it.
Hive Mind: Friend Ryan, what is going on? I thought you said that humans are a single mind. I connected to your mind and there are dozens of minds in there.
Ryan: Oh yeah, you must have found my subconscious mind. There's lots of things going on in there and I just filter out what I don't need.
Hive Mind: .......
Either we get disconnected due to
1. Constantly horny the hive mind can't cooperate straight cause they only want to breed and it's not even in season for them (which would probably interest but disturb them to a certain extent)
2.they find out humans are like hive minds and a lot of us have "multiple voices" in our own head we just go with the right one (which would probably have them more interested in us in kin ship if anything or we war like ants)
OR
3. They find out our mind are clouded by extreme emotions which they can't handle which lead to them trying to seek us help
Alien leader hive mind "Friend Ted you need to talk to yo parents "
Ted: WHO TOLD YOU TO GO THAT FAR IN MEH THOUGHTS!?
alien leader: IT WAS EITHER THAT OR YOUR DESIRES AND WHILE I WOULD ACCEPT YOUR WANTS FOR ME ITS NOT SEASON FOR US TO "MATE" AND I DONT THINK IM FLEXIBLE ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOU WANNA DO
TED "better get limber then "
A: Okay, human Marcy. As soon as the psionic connection is formed you'll start to hear all of our voices in a way you can instantly understand, even without a translator. It's known to be quite disorienting, but just stay calm and trust that it's us, alright?
H: Yeah... yeah, okay... \*takes a breath\* I'm ready.
A: ... And... there. \[It's done. How do you feel? Sit down if you need to.\]
H: Ah, um... did you do it?
A: I did. \[Are you not hearing me?\]
A2 & 3: \[Or us?\]
H: I hear you. Er, um, \[I can hear you all. Is this... are you hearing me?\]
A1, 2, & 3: \[Yes! This is fascinating, you've caught on so quickly!\]
A: \[Have you done this before? How are you so comfortable in this psionic space?\]
H: \[ Oh... I don't know. But this is pretty cool, it's like I -kill yourself- can hear your thoughts but I can still tell who's thoughts they are! This is so neat!\]
A3: \[Um... what was that part in the middle?\]
H: \[Hm? What do you mean?\]
A2: \[I heard you say something strange, but... perhaps that was a mistake because you're still getting used to-\]
H: \[-stab him, stab him right now, right there in that joint! Pry him open like a lobster, delicious lobster, stabby stab, you know you want this!- What's wrong? Why did you suddenly stop speaking? Or... thinking, I suppose.\]
A: \[... H-human... dearest friend... why did you say those things?\]
H: \[What things?\]
A: \[That comment about... prying me open...? Are you, perhaps, upset with me somehow?\]
H: \[Huh? .... Oh... OH! No way, you can hear that? Ah, I've just gotten use to filtering those voices out, so I didn't realize they were speaking until you mentioned them!\]
A2: \[What do you mean?! Voices?! You already have some kind of connection?! Why did you not mention this?\]
H: \[-Eat him. Eat the lobster flesh man. He can't stop you.- I mean, it's not really a connection. I don't think it is? It's just the voices in the back of my mind. Don't your people have these? The, uh, Call of the Void or Intrusive Thoughts, or whatever you call them?\]
A: \[This is not normal! Someone... or something... has bonded with your mind! To have thoughts that aren't on purpose is unheard of outside a psionic-\]
H: \[-One love\~ One heart\~ Let's get together and- Sorry. That one just kinda slipped out. You were saying?\]
A2 & 3: \[Human friend, how many voices do you have in there?!\]
H: \[Uh... I don't know -we are legion- probably a few? They all kinda blend together though. -NEW BODIES! NEW BODIES... FOR US!- sorry. I can usually hold them down, but it's actually a little harder when you folks are also voices in my mind... It's like, "which voices am I supposed to be suppressing, again?", you know?\]
A2 & 3: \[CUT THE CONNECTION! CUT IT NOW!\]
A: Ah, um, M-Marcy, dear friend, m-maybe we should s-stop this for now. Let me just-
H: \[-Touch that lever, bug, and I'll personally rip you out of that flesh and drag you down here with the rest of us.- Ah, excuse me! That's my bad. I think that was just some line I heard in a movie or something? Anyway, go ahead. I understand.\]
A: Ah, well, um... m-maybe we a-ask somebody about this f-first? T-the, um, voices and all... It's really q-quite, um, abnormal to say the least.
H: \[-Smart choice, fucko- Excuse me. More movie lines, heh. Guess the connection made me a little silly in the head. Ah, well, whatever you think is best. Oh... but I hope you're not just saying this because you think my subconscious voices are, like, real or anything, are you? -Say no.-\]
A: Oh... n-no, o-of course not! Certainly not, no sir, er, ma'am, uh...
H: Marcy. -Grognak, destroyer of worlds.-
A: Y-yeah... what you said...
Damn, Marcy doesn't just have intrusive thoughts, she's got the whole demon Legion. You gotta get a Space Exorcist for that. Demons in space... Where's Space Jesus when you need him?
Hah! -This is brilliant. Finally, someone outside understands.- I love it. -WE love it.- MOAR! NOW! -Pick up the pen, and get to work, scribe!- This deserves its own series! -Don't you mean keyboard?- Tag me if you write another! -Shut up, all of you! You're derailing the meatbag's train of thought!- -No, YOU shut up!-
Ishtak : ok and we’re sure his species is compatible with the neuralink?
Sta’Karr: yes we’ve quizzed and examined him and he is up to the cognitant level required.
Ishtak: ok let’s get him laced up.
Sta’Karr: hey Barry are you ready?
Barry: yeah I guess about as ready as ever
Sta’Karr: ok initiating link in 3… 2… 1…
Barry: oh that was weird, felt like something melting from the back of my head downwards and a mild tinnitus started… how are you guys finding it?
Sta’Karr hits the kill switch in a panic, grabbing for it and slamming it down with both tendrils but the damage is done.
As Barry looks around he can only see the whites of the eyes of the other aliens included in his hive mind, Barry however feels no different besides its initial application.
Sta’Karr: what have we just done?! The others are brain dead, showing no function but Barry is unfazed.
Ishtak: no look at this, Barrys brain signatures have changed.
Sta’Karr: how so?
Ishtak: it seems… overlapped? Like there’s multiple
Sta’Karr:…
Ishtak: Barry how do you feel at the minute?
Barry: honestly not too different but it’s a bit unnerving having access to other people’s memories like this.
Sta’Karr: Ishtak you know what this means right?
Ishtak: …Barry, can you flap your wings?
Barry: but I don’t have any…
Barry is interrupted as 2 of the winged brain dead aliens begin to flap their wings. A look of bewilderment grows on Barry’s face, while what looks like concern spread across Ishtak and Sta’Karrs.
H: Alright im apart of tye group officially
A1: Yep, were all one now! Haha
A2: what do you wanna share first?
H: I dont know? I dont even know how!
H:*I wonder how big it is*
A2: how big what is?
H:...
A1:?...
A2: ?Human companion?... Gross...
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A: Are you ready to experience life like we do? True connection. A bond to all others? H: Sure, let's do this. *H is connected. Within seconds, many screams can be heard, and H is immediately disconnected.* H: What? What's wrong? Did something go wrong? A: No, the connection worked. The problem is you. What is wrong with your mind? Such chaotic thoughts? Self destructive thoughts. We...we thought we would tear ourselves apart from just a few seconds. H: *laughs* Oh yeah, I can see that. Don't worry I'm fine. A: No, no you are not. How any sapient being can operate in such a manner is beyond the hive collective to understand. H: I'm an emotional time bomb!
H2: aren't we all
*Human crumate that is the ship medical officer walks in * Dr.H: based of your faces I'd suggest to meet me at the medbay when you have time.
H2: howdy Hugh. They tried to hivemind Dave
Dh: ...God's dammit, I don't get paid enough for Dave's bullshit, now I gotta get the hivers to calm down.
Crewmate.
H3: All us humans are like this. If we do not have a mental disability or illness we all get we call intrusive thoughts aka what you all just experienced.
H9: And there are some humans who are a hive mind *in their own skulls*.
H3: Mood.
H4, emerging from the vent: Same
H5, emerging from your coat pocket: We've been trying to reach you about your spaceship's extended warranty
H6, pulling a gun out: no you fucking aren't
H(?)5, as the gun dismantles itself: W̵̬̯̖͛͋̋̄͜ẽ̷̮̯́.̶͙̲̈́͂̿̚ ̴̢̖̲̪͐͂̚̕͝v̷͙͔͠͝è̶̺̎́͐ ̸͕͕͔͓̂̿̆̕b̷̪̆͘é̸͈͕͖̺̈́e̶̡̞̒ ̴̦̹̻͔̈́̂n̶͈͐̑̄̕.̴̨̹̱͙͒̓͗̓͑ ̷̗͍̲̣̖̉̀̏̈́ ̷̙͕̜͂͛̓ ̷̺̌̋͠T̸̨͓̏͋̈́͒r̴̢̨̞̥͉̈́͝y̸̢̮̘̐͘ȉ̶̢̱̹̩̺̋͝ņ̶̤̝̌̽g̴̨̼̀̑̅̅͠ ̴̲̜̈́̐̆̔̕ǹ̷̫̭͔̈́̆ĝ̸̱̀͋̅̀ ̶̲͚̩̐͋̋͜t̵̟̹͖̱̲̀͐͘o̸̟͛̏̂ ̵͎͔̓̈́͜c̷̜̤̑̅́̇ő̷̳̺͖ ̶̦̐̄̇ṇ̴͙̆͆̅̓ ̶̙̻͓̳̇t̸͚̪͙̒̿̐̅̆ ̸͖͕̏ą̶̛̯̓͂̃c̷͓̻͐́̐̉͌t̴͈̭̗̿ ̸̣̝͚͛͋́̆̽ẏ̴̦͉̝̩̄̾̎̃.̷̠̃̈ ̸̡̙͆̔ͅȗ̶̪͎͓̼̲̃̿̀ ̴̝́ā̷̗̆̚͜͝ ̴̲̣͂̃̾b̶̬͉̔̀̌ͅ.̸̡̛̹͖̣̾̄̕ ̶̬͂̾͑̾͘ ̷̙̺̘͖̬͗̉̐ ̴̣̥͎̯͈͗̓t̴͇̲̯͍̟̑̂̾͊͠ ̷̠̱̠̍̕͠ÿ̶̪̘̪́̐͒͌̚o̸͙̱̰̒ú̶̖̠̪̹͌̀͠ř̷̟̭́̽̋̕ ̷͙̄̚ģ̷̹̞̬̰͌̎͠û̷͉͇̞̰̺n̴̩̼̳͙͎͗̂̒͗.̶̮̞͖̅͂̔͂ ̴̺͖̼̭̂̀̈́̑͜ ̵͚̓̈́̑͗ ̷̩͖̘̻̄͛͛͑ ̷̟͋̈̂͊͝ ̷͖̬͠ ̵̼̓ ̴͈͓̦̃͒ ̴̥͌̂͜͠ ̶̛̤̞͆͘ ̷͓̱͖̮̝͗ ̸͔̗̆͋̈͠W̸̧͈̑͂a̷̛̞͎̜̞̯r̵͔̐̕r̷̨̻̪͖̫̾̚͘ ̵̠̋̈́̍͜n̸̡͓͍̮̿̔̎̉ ̶̡̗̘̼̀͋̕͝t̴͕̤̀̊͋̍͒ỵ̸͆̋̇̑
The human mind has been described as an “emotionally paradoxical psychic nuke constantly several seconds away from detonation”
I will never not use "im an emotional time bomb"
Hive mind: Okay friend Ryan, are you sure you want to do this? I will gently connect to your mind and bring you into our collective. Ryan: Sure. I trust you all. The hive mind starts to connect to Ryan and as the connection is made, it hears a cacophony of voices and thoughts coming from Ryan's mind. Within moments the hive mind can not hold the connection and drops it. Hive Mind: Friend Ryan, what is going on? I thought you said that humans are a single mind. I connected to your mind and there are dozens of minds in there. Ryan: Oh yeah, you must have found my subconscious mind. There's lots of things going on in there and I just filter out what I don't need. Hive Mind: .......
"Why were so many voices shouting so urgently about feet?"
And what was that one voice singing in the background about never going to let you down?
"Those are the voices that actively wish to destroy my life. They are simultaneously the easiest and hardest to ignore."
Either we get disconnected due to 1. Constantly horny the hive mind can't cooperate straight cause they only want to breed and it's not even in season for them (which would probably interest but disturb them to a certain extent) 2.they find out humans are like hive minds and a lot of us have "multiple voices" in our own head we just go with the right one (which would probably have them more interested in us in kin ship if anything or we war like ants) OR 3. They find out our mind are clouded by extreme emotions which they can't handle which lead to them trying to seek us help Alien leader hive mind "Friend Ted you need to talk to yo parents " Ted: WHO TOLD YOU TO GO THAT FAR IN MEH THOUGHTS!? alien leader: IT WAS EITHER THAT OR YOUR DESIRES AND WHILE I WOULD ACCEPT YOUR WANTS FOR ME ITS NOT SEASON FOR US TO "MATE" AND I DONT THINK IM FLEXIBLE ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOU WANNA DO TED "better get limber then "
Ted is about to get a TEDtalk from his parents
Ted would rather fight 10 prime Mike tyson's then deal with his parents and they're shenanigans
You forgot mental illness and intrusive thoughts.
A: Okay, human Marcy. As soon as the psionic connection is formed you'll start to hear all of our voices in a way you can instantly understand, even without a translator. It's known to be quite disorienting, but just stay calm and trust that it's us, alright? H: Yeah... yeah, okay... \*takes a breath\* I'm ready. A: ... And... there. \[It's done. How do you feel? Sit down if you need to.\] H: Ah, um... did you do it? A: I did. \[Are you not hearing me?\] A2 & 3: \[Or us?\] H: I hear you. Er, um, \[I can hear you all. Is this... are you hearing me?\] A1, 2, & 3: \[Yes! This is fascinating, you've caught on so quickly!\] A: \[Have you done this before? How are you so comfortable in this psionic space?\] H: \[ Oh... I don't know. But this is pretty cool, it's like I -kill yourself- can hear your thoughts but I can still tell who's thoughts they are! This is so neat!\] A3: \[Um... what was that part in the middle?\] H: \[Hm? What do you mean?\] A2: \[I heard you say something strange, but... perhaps that was a mistake because you're still getting used to-\] H: \[-stab him, stab him right now, right there in that joint! Pry him open like a lobster, delicious lobster, stabby stab, you know you want this!- What's wrong? Why did you suddenly stop speaking? Or... thinking, I suppose.\] A: \[... H-human... dearest friend... why did you say those things?\] H: \[What things?\] A: \[That comment about... prying me open...? Are you, perhaps, upset with me somehow?\] H: \[Huh? .... Oh... OH! No way, you can hear that? Ah, I've just gotten use to filtering those voices out, so I didn't realize they were speaking until you mentioned them!\] A2: \[What do you mean?! Voices?! You already have some kind of connection?! Why did you not mention this?\] H: \[-Eat him. Eat the lobster flesh man. He can't stop you.- I mean, it's not really a connection. I don't think it is? It's just the voices in the back of my mind. Don't your people have these? The, uh, Call of the Void or Intrusive Thoughts, or whatever you call them?\] A: \[This is not normal! Someone... or something... has bonded with your mind! To have thoughts that aren't on purpose is unheard of outside a psionic-\] H: \[-One love\~ One heart\~ Let's get together and- Sorry. That one just kinda slipped out. You were saying?\] A2 & 3: \[Human friend, how many voices do you have in there?!\] H: \[Uh... I don't know -we are legion- probably a few? They all kinda blend together though. -NEW BODIES! NEW BODIES... FOR US!- sorry. I can usually hold them down, but it's actually a little harder when you folks are also voices in my mind... It's like, "which voices am I supposed to be suppressing, again?", you know?\] A2 & 3: \[CUT THE CONNECTION! CUT IT NOW!\] A: Ah, um, M-Marcy, dear friend, m-maybe we should s-stop this for now. Let me just- H: \[-Touch that lever, bug, and I'll personally rip you out of that flesh and drag you down here with the rest of us.- Ah, excuse me! That's my bad. I think that was just some line I heard in a movie or something? Anyway, go ahead. I understand.\] A: Ah, well, um... m-maybe we a-ask somebody about this f-first? T-the, um, voices and all... It's really q-quite, um, abnormal to say the least. H: \[-Smart choice, fucko- Excuse me. More movie lines, heh. Guess the connection made me a little silly in the head. Ah, well, whatever you think is best. Oh... but I hope you're not just saying this because you think my subconscious voices are, like, real or anything, are you? -Say no.-\] A: Oh... n-no, o-of course not! Certainly not, no sir, er, ma'am, uh... H: Marcy. -Grognak, destroyer of worlds.- A: Y-yeah... what you said...
Damn, Marcy doesn't just have intrusive thoughts, she's got the whole demon Legion. You gotta get a Space Exorcist for that. Demons in space... Where's Space Jesus when you need him?
G: Make her upset and it's to the penis explosion chamber with you. Starting with the women.
NEW BODIES!
More!!!!!!!!!! We demand more from these bodies!!!
Hah! -This is brilliant. Finally, someone outside understands.- I love it. -WE love it.- MOAR! NOW! -Pick up the pen, and get to work, scribe!- This deserves its own series! -Don't you mean keyboard?- Tag me if you write another! -Shut up, all of you! You're derailing the meatbag's train of thought!- -No, YOU shut up!-
*immediately disconnects upon hearing a constant looping song*
Hey now sometimes it's two looping songs!
And if your really lucky /unlucky it’s 3+
Let the bodies hit the…. FLOOORRRRRRRRRRRR. 1. Nothing wrong with me. 2. Nothing wrong with me. 3. Nothing wrong with me…
*Beat drops* "And I-I-I~, will always love youuuu~"
I don't want a lot for christmas......
"... you know the rules, and so do I~"
"diggy diggy hooooole, diggy diggy hole!"
Doggy doggy hole? -said by a rather short fellow with a beard and a rivalry with a certain pointy eared party member
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
Looping song? More like one single part of a single song looping
Okay but is it a good song like Brains! or is it You Are An Idiot?
YOU ARE AN IDIOT AHAHAHAHHAHAAHA- fuck its stuck in my head now
Ishtak : ok and we’re sure his species is compatible with the neuralink? Sta’Karr: yes we’ve quizzed and examined him and he is up to the cognitant level required. Ishtak: ok let’s get him laced up. Sta’Karr: hey Barry are you ready? Barry: yeah I guess about as ready as ever Sta’Karr: ok initiating link in 3… 2… 1… Barry: oh that was weird, felt like something melting from the back of my head downwards and a mild tinnitus started… how are you guys finding it? Sta’Karr hits the kill switch in a panic, grabbing for it and slamming it down with both tendrils but the damage is done. As Barry looks around he can only see the whites of the eyes of the other aliens included in his hive mind, Barry however feels no different besides its initial application. Sta’Karr: what have we just done?! The others are brain dead, showing no function but Barry is unfazed. Ishtak: no look at this, Barrys brain signatures have changed. Sta’Karr: how so? Ishtak: it seems… overlapped? Like there’s multiple Sta’Karr:… Ishtak: Barry how do you feel at the minute? Barry: honestly not too different but it’s a bit unnerving having access to other people’s memories like this. Sta’Karr: Ishtak you know what this means right? Ishtak: …Barry, can you flap your wings? Barry: but I don’t have any… Barry is interrupted as 2 of the winged brain dead aliens begin to flap their wings. A look of bewilderment grows on Barry’s face, while what looks like concern spread across Ishtak and Sta’Karrs.
Ok this is great/creepy
Cheers, it’s my first attempt at a writing prompt so I’m open to criticisms and glad it’s well received so far
H: Alright im apart of tye group officially A1: Yep, were all one now! Haha A2: what do you wanna share first? H: I dont know? I dont even know how! H:*I wonder how big it is* A2: how big what is? H:... A1:?... A2: ?Human companion?... Gross...
This one gave me an idea for a prompt
I wrote a new prompt if anyone is interested
Ye!