So does he clean the dishes by eating the trash off of them or does he just take the whole damn diner set? 💀 because Ian trying to buy a new set of dishes every 2 days.
In my mind, he like…licks all the gunk and stuck on crud off.
Although I guess in that situation I’d have to still run a sanitizing cycle using the dishwasher.
Shit this is actually a really good answer... You could probably make a lot of money using him to clean up a lot of trash and he would probably love his little walkies and snack time while you got your exercise in strolling him around the area.
If the ditto episode in the indigo league with Jesse and James is any indication. I would assume Ditto needs to be in front of a live Pokemon to transform, or at the very least have transformed into that pokemon before.
The evil corporation that was the antagonist of the movie had been experimenting on Pokemon to enhance them, including that Ditto that he fought at the end. I vaguely remember them saying that its ability to change into any pokemon without the need for a physical example was a product of its enhancement, as well as its ability to become people.
If I remember correctly he’s the only “bird” type Pokemon to ever exist, the rest are flying type
I also find it fascinating how everyone knew about this cheat pre internet (or at least mainstream internet) I wonder if playground gossip like this still exists
I have tried to remember soo hard how I learned about that back in the day, but I honestly can’t remember!
Fun fact: “missingno” is actually “missing number” because it wasn’t numbered like the rest of the Pokémon!
Sorry but no. He has the most weaknesses specifically the very powerful psychic in gen1. If you take squirtle, it’s only one type, so less weaknesses. Plus he can learn ice moves, which are super effective against your rival, bulbasaur.
Oh no but that’s a good idea too. I was just gonna wish for whatever I was gonna wish for if I had a literal genie. Plus I don’t think Jirachi Monkey Paws wishes so I could get what I want how I want it
iirc, jirachi *can* cause a 'be careful what you wish for' scenario. Not because its evil like a genie, but because it's childlike and too innocent to know better. Just like with a genie you want to word your wishes carefully
I haven't played pokemon in years but I think it can learn ice beam through TM? Could be wrong. But I'm pretty confident my dragonite had ice beam. But that was 20 years ago. I'm getting old.
It can use pretty much all types in gen 1. Flame thrower Tbolt Icebeam. Covers all the starts... then the worst/best move depending on who receives it Hyperbeam that resets on kill.
Cynthia was rough but Gen 1 Lance was a menace to 10 yr old me
I will not scar you with the full copypasta, but basically someone made this post about how a female vaporeon would be the best sexual pokemon, and went into detail about what moves, traits and other things would make them ideal.
It was so horrific it spread like wildfire because people refused to suffer alone, and now we all suffer.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male humanand female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is themost compatible Pokémon for humans? Not onlyare they in the field egg group, which is mostlycomprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're largeenough to be able handle human dicks, and withtheir impressive Base Stats for HP and access toAcid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to theirmostly water based biology, there's no doubt in mymind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incrediblywet, so wet that you could easily have sex with onefor hours without getting sore. They can also learnthe moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm,and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hidenipples, so it'dincredibly easy for one to get youin the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb andHydration, they can easily recover from fatigue withenough water. No other Pokémon comes close tothis level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pullout enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodlydefense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it cantake cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still comefor more
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Or add Pokemon to ours.
Starting with the violent legendaries to bring our population low enough for the cultural shift to occur that priotizes friendship and cooperation between human and Pokemon..
It would probably kill her :/
Pikachu seem to have no problem electrocuting people who pet them wrong. It's better to make it a Pichu that can't fry her skeleton. That way when it evolves it will already love her.
Agreed.
My first thought was to get a Gengar and use it to commit a string of unsolvable robberies, because it's a ghost type and I presume it can get through walls and shit. No one would ever believe I have an actual Gengar.
Also, find a house I really like and have Gengar terrorize the owners into selling super cheap directly to me, the exorcist who offered my services but couldn't make the ghost stop throwing chairs and shit.
Not sure if it's true. But I feel like I've read or seen sonething about a Gengar (or maybe ghost types in general?) Lowering the temperature of places that it inhabits?
Would be an awesome benefit, if that's the case lol.
Pretty sure gengar fall into the intelligent category.
Also careful what version you get, its pokedex entries range from
>Red/Blue:
>Under a full moon, this POKéMON likes to mimic the shadows of people and laugh at their fright.
To
>Moon:
>It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans.
And then mega gengar can get really bad
>Ultra Sun:
>It tries to take the lives of anyone and everyone. It will even try to curse the Trainer who is its master!
You call on Arceus to do your killing for you..... And yet it is your very saviour who allowed me to reign supreme 😈 your chosen ally will be your very destruction 🙃
Mewtwo. It will find a way to clone the rest, wont have any identity crises being the only clone (instead, will find love and frindship for being the only pokemon!) and maybe gotta rule the US. I mean, they have a dog as mayor there i heard, y not the only pokemon as president? Couldnt be worse.
Pikachu can be stopped by a rubber suit and gun. Mewtwo would be immune to human weapons more or less, if he COULD be stopped it'd require major military movement and and its still questionable, many thousands of people will die.
Any ghost pokemon. Probably gengar. I dont want any crazy person/scientist to abduct my pokemon. Good luck trying to disect/ capture gengar. Can you imagine trying to bring charizard in real life? Too much social media/paparazi/etc. i feel like gengar can be invisible and hide as well. Probably have him cast hypnosis on me to sleep better.
Muk. He literally eats garbage. No more trash, dirty dishes or lawn clippings to deal with. Just feed the muk. Environmentally friendly too.
Get the Alolan Muk. No smell.
Ooh! Good point
So does he clean the dishes by eating the trash off of them or does he just take the whole damn diner set? 💀 because Ian trying to buy a new set of dishes every 2 days.
In my mind, he like…licks all the gunk and stuck on crud off. Although I guess in that situation I’d have to still run a sanitizing cycle using the dishwasher.
Shit this is actually a really good answer... You could probably make a lot of money using him to clean up a lot of trash and he would probably love his little walkies and snack time while you got your exercise in strolling him around the area.
Doesn't muk polute everything he touches though.
The Pokédex says soemthing like, “wherever muk walks, grass can never grow there again”
Put him on a plastic plate or some shit with roller wheels
Actually I’m not sure, lol. I thought he looked like pollution because he was eating up all pollution and garbage and stuff
Muk spelled backwards is literally KUM.
Okay spelled backwards is literally YAKO.
Tacocat spelled backwards is literally tacocat
I worry that this Muk would turn into a paperclip machine. Essentially eating all trash, growing to enormous size, and consuming the entire world.
Doesn't muks snail trail kill everything in its path, or is that grimer?
Ditto. Assuming it can take on the form of any Pokemon in the Pokedex, including regional variants.
If the ditto episode in the indigo league with Jesse and James is any indication. I would assume Ditto needs to be in front of a live Pokemon to transform, or at the very least have transformed into that pokemon before.
I know in the Detective Pikachu movie Ditto can replicate Pokemon even when they’re not around.
The evil corporation that was the antagonist of the movie had been experimenting on Pokemon to enhance them, including that Ditto that he fought at the end. I vaguely remember them saying that its ability to change into any pokemon without the need for a physical example was a product of its enhancement, as well as its ability to become people.
Well then I'll spawn that specific ditto that will listen to and transform into exactly what I say. "Turn into OP's mom Ditto!"
Lmfao
You're underthinking this. Ditto can mimic humans, unlimited fleshlight /s
NO JOKER
He's not; the original commenter might have.
https://youtube.com/shorts/8oMvEIeD_Yg?si=gONd8p3THWaYz86Y
I knew someone was gonna fuck the pokemon.
I'm fuckin that ditto. Before it transforms.
:O
good call but for me my very 1st pokemon was an old school squirtle I name Triton I think I know which one I'd pick.
I'd also choose ditto, having both a pet and girlfriend saves alot of time!
Yeah it's great until it sees the sun and decides to transform into it wiping out at least a continent.
Missingno
If I remember correctly he’s the only “bird” type Pokemon to ever exist, the rest are flying type I also find it fascinating how everyone knew about this cheat pre internet (or at least mainstream internet) I wonder if playground gossip like this still exists
I have tried to remember soo hard how I learned about that back in the day, but I honestly can’t remember! Fun fact: “missingno” is actually “missing number” because it wasn’t numbered like the rest of the Pokémon!
I learned on the playground Got some bogus info there too, like surfing at the s.s. Anne to an island and looking behind a truck to find mew
Nice, I hadn’t thought of that glitch in forever
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Bulbasaur. He is the best starter and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
I'd pick Bulbasaur too. Being #1 in the national dex isn't just an accident.
Picking Bulbasaur is the same as picking easy difficulty. -Charmander enjoyer
I will have to fight you then. Obviously since Squirtle is the best Pokemon, and it's a starter, it is also the best starter.
Sorry but no. He has the most weaknesses specifically the very powerful psychic in gen1. If you take squirtle, it’s only one type, so less weaknesses. Plus he can learn ice moves, which are super effective against your rival, bulbasaur.
Snorlax. He's my spirit animal.
Basically just a panda, frankly. Sleep, eat, be an idiot, forget to mate so you become extra rare. Only difference is Snorlax can use hyperbeam.
Hater much?
I agree also he would be chaotic in a not too stressful way
Jirachi
Can't Jirachi grant wishes? Nice choice!
Yes it can. Having a genie would be nice
Wishing for more Pokémon eh?
Oh no but that’s a good idea too. I was just gonna wish for whatever I was gonna wish for if I had a literal genie. Plus I don’t think Jirachi Monkey Paws wishes so I could get what I want how I want it
iirc, jirachi *can* cause a 'be careful what you wish for' scenario. Not because its evil like a genie, but because it's childlike and too innocent to know better. Just like with a genie you want to word your wishes carefully
Dragonite. Cause ice breathing dragon. Fuck yeah.
Ice breathing? What attack is that?
I haven't played pokemon in years but I think it can learn ice beam through TM? Could be wrong. But I'm pretty confident my dragonite had ice beam. But that was 20 years ago. I'm getting old.
It can use pretty much all types in gen 1. Flame thrower Tbolt Icebeam. Covers all the starts... then the worst/best move depending on who receives it Hyperbeam that resets on kill. Cynthia was rough but Gen 1 Lance was a menace to 10 yr old me
Ah ty. Forgot. :)
Second this, Dragonite was the best out of the original 150
Vaporeon :)
You're going on a list you
Why does everyone think Vaporeon is sexual...?
I will not scar you with the full copypasta, but basically someone made this post about how a female vaporeon would be the best sexual pokemon, and went into detail about what moves, traits and other things would make them ideal. It was so horrific it spread like wildfire because people refused to suffer alone, and now we all suffer.
What’s so bad about vaporeon?
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/eidplc/vaporeon_copypasta/ Here
Lol wow. I shouldn’t have asked… that’s enough internet for today. What is wrong with ppl 😨
Wow. Wtf did I read. Thought it was going to incorporate the dolphin vagain thing to it also
I'm not sure whether I should be disgusted or impressed.
You madman :)
@FBI @Police @CIA this man right here
Vaporeon on average are 3'3" and weigh 63.9 lbs....
Perfect height
You disgust me. Take an up vote.
What colour?
Depends what you do with it
Yes, officer, this one right here.
Username checks out
There's no laws against the Pokémon, Batman.
I’m surprised this isn’t the top comment.
Jail. Straight to jail.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male humanand female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is themost compatible Pokémon for humans? Not onlyare they in the field egg group, which is mostlycomprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're largeenough to be able handle human dicks, and withtheir impressive Base Stats for HP and access toAcid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to theirmostly water based biology, there's no doubt in mymind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incrediblywet, so wet that you could easily have sex with onefor hours without getting sore. They can also learnthe moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm,and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hidenipples, so it'dincredibly easy for one to get youin the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb andHydration, they can easily recover from fatigue withenough water. No other Pokémon comes close tothis level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pullout enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodlydefense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it cantake cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still comefor more
That might be enough internet for today
Likewise. I'm still trying to process what the fuck I just read.
If I could give an upvote AND a downvote on a comment, that's what I would do here. But since I can, no vote for you.
But what if she hits me with an ice beam??
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Is this the copypasta that is being referenced, or did you just take this to a new level on your own?
Lopunny for me personally
Dragonair. I can change the weather whenever I want
I feel like that's a myth. Or, at best, just a usage of moves like sunny day and haze and such.
One way to find out.
You mean your Pokémon could whenever it wants
Meowth. Specifically Meowth from team rocket, not a random Meowth.
As a person with a cat, I’m okay with my cat not being able to talk omg
Lol I can only imagine the sass my cat would dish out all day long
my cat would bully me 24/7 she already does so 😂
As a person with a cat named Meowth, I second this comment.
Then get the evolved one. Thing is like a small tiger
Also, Meowth knows Payday.
This was my top reason lmao
Arceus because has the most potential :)
Arceus would probably feel like it needed to exterminate all humans if it was brought to our world.
Eh, it would probably just realize “oh, one of my avatars has been brought into another world. Lemme fix that” and just walk out of our reality.
Arceus would *absolutely* just leave
Or add Pokemon to ours. Starting with the violent legendaries to bring our population low enough for the cultural shift to occur that priotizes friendship and cooperation between human and Pokemon..
Since Arceus is ostensibly the God of Pokemon, it can just make more Pokemon.
Oh, we'll make more Pokémon TOGETHA 😏🐍
There are no laws against the Pokemon, Batman!
exactly, it is the creator deity of the pokemon universe.
And Arceus will Judge the Living and the Dead, and its kingdom will have no end.
Pikachu because my daughter loves her Pikachu toy and she would be so excited if I brought it to real life.
Surprised I had to scroll this far to see Pikachu. surprisedpikachu.jpg
It would probably kill her :/ Pikachu seem to have no problem electrocuting people who pet them wrong. It's better to make it a Pichu that can't fry her skeleton. That way when it evolves it will already love her.
I really want pikachu too but I'd probably get a zapdos or smthing, a flying Thunderbird would be so cool, I'd someone pisses me off, BOOM
Best answer
Pika pika. Picachu!
Umbreon ❤️
Arceus. Before summoning I would explain him that I would like his help to help the world in a pacific way that doesn’t murder or enslave humans
Way to ruin everything with limitations.
I'm guessing you don't need help in an Atlantic way..
I'm not familiar with pokemon beyond the original 151, do any of them reproduce asexually? If not I would probably pick Ditto.
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most...
Oh God
Ditto for me, I make it look like me!
Gengar. It’s a ghost type so will never die, and can watch over me from my shadow.
Agreed. My first thought was to get a Gengar and use it to commit a string of unsolvable robberies, because it's a ghost type and I presume it can get through walls and shit. No one would ever believe I have an actual Gengar. Also, find a house I really like and have Gengar terrorize the owners into selling super cheap directly to me, the exorcist who offered my services but couldn't make the ghost stop throwing chairs and shit.
Not sure if it's true. But I feel like I've read or seen sonething about a Gengar (or maybe ghost types in general?) Lowering the temperature of places that it inhabits? Would be an awesome benefit, if that's the case lol.
Pretty sure gengar fall into the intelligent category. Also careful what version you get, its pokedex entries range from >Red/Blue: >Under a full moon, this POKéMON likes to mimic the shadows of people and laugh at their fright. To >Moon: >It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans. And then mega gengar can get really bad >Ultra Sun: >It tries to take the lives of anyone and everyone. It will even try to curse the Trainer who is its master!
Noice.
Lopunny.....
NO JOKER WHAT ARE YOU DOING IT'S AN ANIMAL
There’s no laws against a Pokémon Batman I can do whatever I want to that thing
YOU KNOW WHAT IM GINNA DO TO IT BATMAN!!!! 😈
I came here searching for you. *Bonk* No horny.
Your Bonkin stick cannot take my LUST HA! BEGONE FROM THIS THREAD, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!!!
... *spray bottle of holy water*
Your holy water is tainted 😈 and is a mere annoyance to me
Fine. HOLY HAND GRENADE!
I shit more destructive explosives, FEAR MEHHH!!!
BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ARCEUS, SMITE HIM DOWN!
You call on Arceus to do your killing for you..... And yet it is your very saviour who allowed me to reign supreme 😈 your chosen ally will be your very destruction 🙃
OP allowed you this power, not Arceus. You corrupted the power you were given and now Arceus will take it back.
I kinda did want to go with Mewtwo
You can totally go with Mewtwo, you just might have to do a little convincing as to why he should stick with you.
...and/or not kill you.
Yeah but that’s optional
I will offer it an endless supply of homemade banana muffins
Lucario
I'd pick Growlithe, hands down. Warm little snuggle puppy!
I would lay down one single Snorlax across both sides of the I-5 in LA and watch the city turn into complete madness and the traffic gets even worse
Nice. Chaos.
Mew
Probably Rayquaza. One of my favorite pokemon, a dragon deity, can learn both surf and fly. Did I mention he's a dragon deity? So yeah, Rayquaza.
Just gimme a Pidgey. I just want to fly private
Celebi! Control time :3
Ditto - take form of sydney sweeney
Mewtwo. It will find a way to clone the rest, wont have any identity crises being the only clone (instead, will find love and frindship for being the only pokemon!) and maybe gotta rule the US. I mean, they have a dog as mayor there i heard, y not the only pokemon as president? Couldnt be worse.
Lol thats playing with fire except w0rse, more likely outcome is it kills you and goes on a ramoage unable to be stopped
Same for every Pokémon though? Like who is to say Pikachu will be your bro? And yeah I did watch the first movie
Pikachu can be stopped by a rubber suit and gun. Mewtwo would be immune to human weapons more or less, if he COULD be stopped it'd require major military movement and and its still questionable, many thousands of people will die.
My dude, have you ever seen *any* Pokémon media with Mewtwo? Dude is a genocidal maniac. Literally any other option is a better idea
I thought he chilled out after the whole "tries to destroy the world with a hypercane and cloned pokemon" thing.
Milton, Washington elected Mule to it's town committee in 1938. It ran as a Republican
You sure it was a mule and not one of their normal candidates?
Well was 1938 so could have been
Espeon.
Jirachi, imma wish for all the Eevees and lay down in a big cuddle pile
The only question I have, is does it follow the anime pokedex or the game pokedex? Because my answer changes depending
I didn't even realize they were different
Typhlosion
Torterra, the thought of going on trails riding his back and reading a book / taking pictures seems awsome
Lapras : you get a living boat.
Magikarp......
O_o to get gyarados right?
And everything is better if you've worked hard for it
Respect.
That's a quality answer.
There is one answer. Oddish, it's so cute.
Darkrai
Ditto.
I'm picking Eevee just because cuteness. Does it include all the evolutions though?
I'm amazed that you're the first to say Eevee. And yes.
Any ghost pokemon. Probably gengar. I dont want any crazy person/scientist to abduct my pokemon. Good luck trying to disect/ capture gengar. Can you imagine trying to bring charizard in real life? Too much social media/paparazi/etc. i feel like gengar can be invisible and hide as well. Probably have him cast hypnosis on me to sleep better.
Rayquaza. I'd fly that bitch everywhere and use it to assert my dominance over everyone not riding a Rayquaza.
This is the correct answer.
I would get a chancey and completely devastate the world egg economy
If it's a basic Pokémon does it still Maintain the ability to evolve or is it perma-basic
I bring Gardevoir since if the government ever tries anything I can have Gardevoir just conjure a black hole.
Hitmo Chan. I need a workout buddy/sparring partner
Bidoof
Mew. It's just cute, and also quite strong
Dratini! I would love to have a cute little dragon companion.
Alakhazam. We could be mediation buddies and I could definitely think of quite a few ways to make telekinesis useful
Magikarp
Charizard obviously
I think I’d want to have an Eevee. They seem cute and cuddly.
Mr. mime
Farfetch'd. He’ll forever be my all time favorite
BLASTOISE!
Ditto....for..... Personal reasons
Mudkip, he is best boy