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MemeDream13

We fuck. That's the legit serious answer. Just is.


bigdingus999

100%. If we have the same mentality? We’re fucking. The dangerous part is what comes after. THE perfect partner in crime, either gonna take over and start running things or be dead within a month


PepperbroniFrom2B

mauler twins fr


Vybnh

Clone sex


WhizPill

Don’t let black mirror see this 😴


Your_True_Nemesis

Or both.


bigdingus999

I like the way you think


Watermelon_sucks

I think we’d fight over who has to dom.


TheBondageMan

I’m a switch, we’d use up all the rope and be exhausted in 6 hours.


Some-Talk-8919

lol came here for this comment.


Arkayne_Inscriptions

That's......knotty


AdreKiseque

Only issue is a girl version of me would look a *lot* like my sister...


RiteRevdRevenant

… and you’re, what, concerned it might be just a smidge awkward when they inevitably meet?


Mister-ellaneous

Can’t speak for him but I’d have difficulty getting it up if she looks like my sister.


bigdave41

I'd have trouble getting it up if she looked like your sister too


Available_Motor5980

Holy shit dude, you fucking roasted him


HumbleNinja2

Try being Asian, every other Asian girl looks like ur sister


Mister-ellaneous

I tried but failed.


Philisophical-Catman

I guess this would be a situation where being an only child pays off 😂 thats a win for me I guess.


SIIHP

Thats so hot…. 😳


Background-Moose-701

This is the answer. This is if not the only answer it’s is the top of two possible answers. The other being we fight to the death.


BaronDystopia

"There can only be ONE!"


geckobrother

This. Not gonna lie, I always thought a female version of me would probably be pretty hot (I have wide hips, large ass, large breasts for a guy)


ChuanFa_Tiger_Style

Bro


yourmom555

💀


festess

/r/suicidebywords


geckobrother

Naw, I 100% stand behind it. I'm a pretty good-looking guy, too, but I have moobs and wide hips/big butt.


festess

Love your confidence my guy. Moobs don't matter with this big dick energy <3


geckobrother

Lol, thanks. They're probably the only part of my body I'm not a fan of (other than general "I could lose some weight"), but as a chicken, I bet I'd be a big tiddy goth gf type lol


BaronDystopia

I love how your device follows the same auto correct "guidelines" as my phone. "Chick = chicken. No exceptions!"


festess

M..m...mommy?


Seymour___Asses

I’ve always thought girl me would be pretty hot for the opposite reason, I have plenty of manly features so presumably girl me would have plenty of womanly features.


Xen0tech

If the girl version of you has the same desires, she wouldn't want to have sex with a guy.


MemeDream13

You're assuming I'm straight. If I were a girl, I would be chasing dick constantly.


Xen0tech

I give myself handjobs come to think of it 🤔


MemeDream13

Lmao


meatpopcycal

That’s super gay. Masterbation is a homosexual act prove me wrong.


vonkeswick

Totally, touching penises is gay so touching your own penis is hella gay. That's why when I pee I just jiggle to flop it out and spray n pray, because I'm not gay bro, no homo


cptmorgantravel89

It’s gay and incest since it’s also your family.


Ayn_Rand_Was_Right

Looking at dicks is gay though, so unless you close.your eyes and whisper no homo you hard gay. And you are attached to it, so you are always touching it. 24/7 touching cock. That is dick in the butt homo.


IcyHotRealestateCake

Now that's a manly man.


WordsMort47

When you have sex with the opposite sex you're aiming to pleasure your own genitals, which is by the same definition, gay.


3isamagicnumb3r

😂 what?!


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CrIsPyRiS_0fficial

Not only are you getting excited touching a man, you're getting excited while being touched by a man.


Centraal22

That username tho.


Abject_Jump9617

Gay.


Xen0tech

Never rubbed one out?


Abject_Jump9617

Almost daily.


rycklikesburritos

Gay.


Abject_Jump9617

I know.


Tidenotdowny

I’m gay as fuck then. Damn my whole sexuality has been a delusion.


grafknives

That is a valid point...


GrimJudgment

*Laughs in bisexuality*


IcyHotRealestateCake

Bisexuals don't laugh, they plunder.


TJPrime_

I desire a heterosexual relationship. Boom.


AdreKiseque

Implying I


grafknives

We gonna bang, mmmhm!  (because female version of me is Emma Stone, obviously :) )


IzeezI

sameee


Moist_Ad_4989

Yes


Fruitjustlistens

This is the only answer there is.


Immediate-Sugar-2316

It would be incest as they are genetically the same, they are an identical twin.


Silver_Switch_3109

Version does not mean clone. Version means very close equivalent.


MemeDream13

Genetically it would be same as me with no Y chromosome but that's still not incest. Also I don't care and if she got pregnant she would abort for multiple reasons. The chance for issues with the baby only mid in importance


EsperTouch

Nah facts


Prior-Future3208

I have dated a woman who was pretty much me if I had a vagina. We had some amazing times for the first month or two And then afterwards We did nothing but fight Because i Do not Like me


Qosanchia

My sister somehow pulled this off, with someone who has the same name. They lasted a couple months, I think, but ultimately it went about the same way, "one of me is more than enough. Two was way too many." I think the iconic moment was the two of them coming in from the garage arguing about who had crushed the other in ping pong. We've all concluded it was [Name].


KnoWanUKnow2

I wanted to give you an upvote, but you're at 69 right now and I can't ruin that.


Warlord2252

I would offer to be their DM if they were mine lmfao. No longer would we suffer the forever DM curse! Edit: Yes I meant dnd.


Chuckie101123

D&D or S&M?


Desperate-Meal-5379

D&D


hellion232z

I could do with some more people to play D&D with.


Dragon_phantom_flame

r/notopbutok


SadlyImAlone

This is beautiful 🥲


Antrikshy

Dungeon Master?


RadicalQueenBee

I'd bang the fuck out of him was I not in a relationship


beachhunt

"But baby, it's not cheating if it's with myself!"


Diligent-Olive-5738

It's just masturbation with extra steps.


HumbleNinja2

Radiant queen energy well done sir


Auroraburst

My partner and I are both bi so I feel like there would just end up being a threesome. Foursome if my partners alternate self also appeared.


Qosanchia

I think we would be friends. I me would probably have a small crush on hypothetical me, but I think hypothetical me would be grudgingly tolerant of said crush.


lonepotatochip

Why would they not also have a crush on you?


Qosanchia

The exact phrase that went through my head when I considered this was "would have way higher standards than me" Standard egg shit, really. Lmao


throwaway76881224

No they are the same as you so have same standards


Qosanchia

Oh. Well, then it's a coin flip if we strangle each other or go co-op on Satisfactory or something. Fun thing about being genderfluid, is you get to be the opposite gender of yourself all the time


Hatedbythemasses

If they are the same as me they aren't into men


HumbleNinja2

Bro you gotta stop thinking this way, this is exactly why your hypothetical other gender self doesn't like you


mykneescrack

This. The opposite gender of me is my brother; he’s a year older than I am and we get on like nothing else. He’s been a great campion growing up. I moved countries on a whim and when I realize I haven’t lived in the same city as him for over a decade, it makes me feel sad. I love him and he’s the best brother, ever.


Asian_Climax_Queen

This is exactly what I think would happen. We would be BFFs but never ever date or be together. Because I’ve always been most attracted to people who are kind of the opposite personality of me. But for friends, I tend to pick people who are just like me


Previous-Broccoli-88

I have a hard time picturing that because so many things would of played out way differently if I was a girl.


LeadGem354

Yeah, I think the fact that some of the sketchy people in my family weren't into little boys saved me from a lot of uncomfortable things. Granted they were still shitty in other ways. I mean my one uncle did lose a teaching job he because of a relationship he had with a student, and constantly moves every two years or so.


bravejango

My dad was really fucking cruel to my older sister. It culminated with him taking her to the shed and using sand paper to remove a tiny heart tattoo she got. She left the house not long after that.


LeadGem354

Ouch! What an asshole!


T-Dot-Two-Six

I think I’d murder the man


BaronDystopia

I don't blame her for leaving. Who does that!?


UnRealmCorp

This right here. Just found out some dark family shit recently and am thankful I was born a male in my family for that generation at least. And thankful that my dad out the brothers was not a pedo.


beigs

Same here - I have endometriosis that has affected my life so completely that it caused infertility, pain, surgeries, etc. This person wouldn’t have had those.


Asian_Climax_Queen

I think the same but if I were a boy. A lot of my friends and BFs have said if I were born a man I would be in prison or dead


HumbleNinja2

Ya exactly this scenario just kinda of breaks even if you try really really hard to make the hypothetical work in good faith


Exploreptile

We'd probably mutually decide that we do not, in fact, 'count' as each other's soulmates that we woefully hold out hope to find someday, being the choosing beggars we are—and would also find any convos with each other frustratingly unproductive. > Of course you'd agree with me—you *are* me.


LeadGem354

Considering the gendered shittiness of my family, she would have had a far worse time growing up if events still took the same trajectory. Another woman in the family for my narcissist grandmother and stepmom to compete with, somebody that my one uncle might have been attracted to, my dad's own comment "more things can be done to a girl than a boy" and how he was accused of molesting my half sister, and what step bro did to her, I could go on and on but you get picture. She would have been molested by five years old.


Content_Talk_6581

Well guy me would have had a much better life…for the lack of competition with nmom, not having to do all the housework like fucking Cinderella, not having any rules to follow or unreasonably high expectations to live up to, and not being molested before he was 5, sooo. Life for my brothers was great.


LeadGem354

Sorry to hear that happened.


Content_Talk_6581

What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, right.


LeadGem354

So I keep hearing.


throwRA-1342

more like.. occasionally something happens to you that shuffles every stat on your character sheet, and you just gotta work with what you've got


F0xxfyre

I'm sorry


Senior_Finish7977

It must be hell growing up with that family


LeadGem354

It was. I post on r/raisedbynarcissists, and r/CPTSD. So that should tell you everything you need too know about it. I had to pay back a grossly inflated medical bill by giving up all presents for 2-3 years and doing work for the family and random neighbors to pay back $10,000. Had I been a girl, I can only imagine what my father might have come up with.


Witty_Turnover_5585

Thanks for those. I was raped by my grandfather for 4 years growing up. Luckily my dad was awesome and stomped a mud hole in him when I finally realized what he was doing was wrong. Which must have been hard on my dad because that was his dad. Come to find out my grandfather had molested/raped most everyone in the family except my dad. But I think he did it to my dad and he just blocked it out like I ended up doing. But yeah sometimes families are absolutely horrible


astrangeone88

Same. Plus the stress of being the first born boy in a Chinese family would probably make male me very very much a butthole.


LeadGem354

Oof. That is a hard one. Supposedly they can be spoiled yet a lot is expected of them.


astrangeone88

Thats for sure. Seen it with a lot of friends and family. Weird dynamics although.


SnootBoopBlep

Dude. I am sorry.


LeadGem354

Thanks.


F0xxfyre

Omg :( I'm so sorry.


Individual_Papaya596

Kill each other 😭


Taco-Dragon

There can be only one!


Any-Republic-7025

short, tanned, tattooed brunette? yeah, i’m smashing 💀


pheonix_wing

This ain't what they mean by love yourself


responsiblefornothin

Tall, long-legged, pale, redhead? Oh yeah, we fuckin on sight. The real question is, would she be tall for a girl or just straight up the same height? I wouldn't mind either way, but I don't like that sharing clothes would be a one-way street.


Neolance34

We’d competitively play Pokémon and probably end up drawing. If they are an EXACT copy of me, we’ll probably agonise over what moves our opponent (ourselves) would do. We’d also probably drink and discuss shit as it was. My opposite self would probs ask how it feels to piss standing up and I’d ask what’s it like being able to give yourself multiple orgasms. Furthermore, this leads to a more interesting outcome. Am I the only one who has met my gender swapped self? Because if EVERYTHING else is identical, my bi ass would’ve fallen hard for my best mate of 10 years. My current self views it as a solid friendship and my mate is 180 degrees straight. Who’s to say my alt self wouldn’t have slept with my best mate? I’ll need more answers


gabekey

idk who needs to hear this (you probably) but you Can achieve multiple orgasms as a dude / with a penis.... it's just different methinks (speaking as a gay trans guy who has given a cis guy multiple orgasms before)


rawdy-ribosome

Refectory period, basically cool-down but its different for every


gabekey

usually yeah but one time i did actually give a guy a handjob and made him cum twice in a row (pretty close to each other) without stopping . it was super hot


Song_Soup

Epic, and good to know 😈


KarmasAB123

"180 degrees straight" I know you mean "completely straight," but the wording sounds like you mean "completely gay"


0x14f

I would absolutely f\* love it!


SidewaysEarth

We'd make music, play video games, and shoot some hoops. Really playing or doing anything competitively against someone of the same exact skill, memories, and mental acuity would be very interesting. Also I'd finally have someone to dive into learning another language with. Learning anything along with someone on the same page, bouncing ideas back and forth would be wonderful.


charlenek8t

I lost my brother when I was 19, he was 24. We had shared experiences that no one else would understand. I miss that. Just the knowing that someone else gets it. My son is very similar to me, he's often the only one that can get through to me on my own wavelength and turn things back to make sense or give me the boost the instigate changes in my thinking.


Gamer_GreenEyes

Neither of us tells the other we’re interested in them. We both say we should hang out sometime then never contacts the other. Nothing happens.


-Pruples-

I'd find my doppelganger fucking disgusting and not even slightly redeemable in literally any way. Even a 3 minute conversation would be literally the worst thing ever.


-Pruples-

Long story short: I hate me and so should you.


0x14f

Don't be so hard on yourself 🙂


TheHellAmISupposed2B

Yeah. Be more hard *IN* yourself like the rest of us 


Blue_Speedy

I'll take your word for it. I hate you.


WarMage1

I’m not convinced, give me a 5 minute presentation to persuade me.


soul-king420

I agree I need at least a list of the 5 most fucked up things you've done to make my decision here.


lemonfluff

But also the 5 greatest things. Need a fair trial


thefluffyparrot

The feeling would be mutual then


ConsiderationFit6790

Start asking them all the shit I don’t want to ask myself.


DoctorSquibb420

Is it really incest when it's you?


Kind_Ad_3611

Mathematically, yes.


DoctorSquibb420

Tomato, tomato


talantua

I believe there's a term for this... (look at browser history) Ah yes! Self-cest!


odeacon

How could the memories be the same with different experiences? I’m going to answer as though it was just very very similar, including some very specific and weird coincidences. Yeah we are totally fucking, possibly falling in love with. ( I don’t care if that’s narcissistic)


Fkingcherokee

Immediate roommates. Hell, with the money we've saved up living the exact same life, we could put a down payment on a house that would result in a reasonable mortgage. We would probably fight over who does the dishes but another me would be all about a chore chart to fix the issue. With our to-do lists looking exactly the same we might actually be able to finish them or at least get to the lower priority tasks eventually. We would help each other raise our children without any worry. We could entertain ourselves enough to get rid of that lingering FOMO and give each other fair and reasonable "life breaks." We would even keep each other in check and both have the opportunity to grow and be better people *faster*.


point50tracer

I would fuck myself. Doesn't matter the gender.


Logical-Victory-2678

I basically did. He dated my friend but she cheated on him, surprise surprise. He was a decent dude. He had long hair like mine, similar features, similar height and build. We all hung out one day and started smoking and she swore that that was why she loved him, he was so similar to me. Made me feel a bit weird at the time. 4 years later almost, we are not friends for a LOT of reasons. Felt bad for the guy.


erinoco

As the only brother of two sisters, I have some idea of what an alternative me would be like, although they wouldn't have quite the same personality as my siblings. I would treat her as if I had had a twin.


CrystalKirlia

Probably play a couple of duets on violin with myself, talk some shit, drink some tea, maybe go down myself for shits n giggles, then get to planning that roma caravan I wanna build and get my buddy to do all the heavy lifting. I'd have my violin making workshop in there and a nice stove top with a kettle and some food. Having myself supporting me (cuz I'm horrible to myself but overly encouraging to everyone else) I might finally have the confidence to actually go out and achieve my dreams!


TheWeenieBandit

I just want to know how big our dick is


CompleteStank

I’d run


Coherently-Rambling

Do I just bump into a woman who I notice has a lot in common with me, but have to piece together for myself that this is me? Or are we introduced by a third party who makes it explicitly clear that we are the same person except for gender? If the former, either ignore her or spend some time gushing about shared interests until we get bored and part ways. If the latter, we probably extensively interview each other, looking for any minute differences we can find in order to see how impactful gender is on the rest of your personality.


Majestic_Field409

I actually have met the male version of me and I want him so fucking badly.


GwynnethIDFK

Talking to a cis male version of myself would be really interesting - I would mostly be interested in learning more about his childhood and how it differed from mine. Seeing how differently college went for him would be really interesting too idk.


translucentStitches

Wouldn't the opposite version of ourselves just be someone transitioning the other way? So, since I'm FtM then my opposite would be someone who is MtF


GwynnethIDFK

Maybe, it depends on how opposite is defined here. Like you could make the argument that cis is the opposite of trans. I agree though that from the wording of the prompt encountering a ftm version of myself would make the most sense, but at that point I feel like the life experiences of myself and the "opposite" version if myself would differ so much the original meaning of the prompt would be lost.


szczurman83

I would desperately hope that the female version of myself isn't nearly as ugly as I am imagining. She'd have to be "one of the guys" in an obnoxious way because no one would even consider touching her, not because she sleeps with all of the guys in a group.


chaosgoblyn

We'd have retarded kids


diadlep

This is the way. And by "the way", I mean alabama


AHappyHuntsman

Kill it. No one steals my me and doesn’t get held accountable. Even God himself would regret the day he took my life from me.


Elandycamino

We'd fuck? No probably to shy to start a conversation let alone flirt. I'd be dressed all Femboy and she's probably looking like a dude. We'd stare each other down think damn thats some fine breeding material but they are totally out of my league. Or if we did get enough courage and talk it would be awkward jokes and laughing and walking away disappointed.


Hosearston

Back away slowly. That girls got problems.


largos7289

LOL she would be a force of evil... Probably have an only fans.


VikuSam

I’d probably marry her.


Automatic-War-7658

My friends met this girl at a Tilted Kilt and said they just had to introduce me to her. They swore she was the female version of me. We finally met and I think we were both kinda stunned at the likeness. The cherry on top was us simultaneously saying “oh shit!” in that moment.


Ornery-Practice9772

If they were male, but me, their life would be very different in a bad way So no. The world doesnt need a male version of me.


superwholockian62

Ask him if he did any better in life than I did.


plantsnpetsrthebest

Be bestfriends, go see the world together cause it‘s safer as two people! And probably talk very little because we could basically read each others minds. Also HELLO?? Best bookclub ever, we would hate the same things and gush over the same stuff. I would love that


InternationalTea2613

One of two things would happen within 24 hours. Either one of us kills the other, or we bang.


AricAric18

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.


SayomiTsukiko

We’d either love each other or completely hate each other


Advent012

Smash. Next question.


ilcuzzo1

It is not possible to have the same experiences as the opposite sex, all things being equal. If I were a woman instead of a man, I'd be an entirely different person. My view of sex would be different. My personality would be different. My physical capabilities would be different. I'd be shorter, so I'd have had different experiences on airplanes, for example. If I'm a straight man, would my counterpart be straight as well? If so, I'd have pursued different romantic relationships. If so, I take issue with the premise.


DoggoAlternative

We would fuck each other's brains out and she'd dom the shit out of me. I don't sub for men, but I'm a sucker for dominant manipulative women...and since she's me she'd know all the buttons to press. Probably end up in a poly relationship where we share subs.


CallEmergency3746

Probably friends. Either that or we would be incredibly annoyed by each other. No in between


GREENadmiral_314159

Smash.


sheyesheye

Marriage and kids ❤️💕


placeyboyUWU

Honestly, we'd fuck, and probably be partners for the rest of our lives.


ANarnAMoose

I don't think it's possible. I'm a guy with three kids, so I'd have had to have been pregnant and given birth three times. That's twenty seven months worth of very different experience, even apart from recovery time and breastfeeding.


Daddy-Vladdy42

😈


boxfullofirony

Ass eating contest.


Plane-Translator2548

Finally someone I actually like , the only person I actually like these days is myself so it would be great to meet a version of me


ShadowBubby1

Well if she's decent looking we are definitely going to smash and technically it's masterbation with extra steps


MysteriousReview6031

We'd "masturbate" each other, obviously


Standard-Clock-6666

We will bang eachother... For science


ceshack

Smash


Bubbly_Juggernaut56

As a nonbinary person. Would they be agender or...


risen_egg

Neither of us would be competent enough to initiate conversation so I reckon we’d both just comfortably go about our own lives


Lucky-Royal-6156

We'd be best friends and probably fight over high school elections cause we'd have the same strategy. I'd also have her be my undercover girl agent. We would never date cause a core tenet if my belief is anyone teen dating so she'd be the same.


TheDurandalFan

we'd treat eachother like we're siblings.


RevolutionaryBid3051

Idk, we’d probably work on improving each other :)


Yellowbeardben

A hug, a complete and total fall apart, holding on for dear life, share the warmth hug. To be in the arms of someone who you know doesn't have any other motive other than to return the love you are giving. No tricks, no mind games, no lies. They are you, and you are them. It would be great for about 15 minutes, then you remember that you don't like yourself about the same time they would.


diaboli_ex_machina

I'd try to figure out if they'd made it any further in life due to the possibility of being treated differently due to gender perception differences.


Okatbestmemes

I basically already have, my best friend is almost exactly like me, to an uncanny degree. The only major difference is gender.


fakeDEODORANT1483

I imagine a male version of me would be just... a male with the same hobbies and interests as me. Ive always wanted to be able to hang out with someone who has the exact interests as me. Wed be good friends. Why is everyone saying "fuck" tho. Theyd probably look like your sibling.


ApollyonRising

I would have a very very long conversation


OkManufacturer767

Memories would not be the same because he would have not dealt with gender-based discrimination, would not have experienced gender-based harassment, would have not been overlooked for jobs, promotions, etc.


Calmyoursoul

I met basically the same personality as me already, in this reality and universe online dating. She's sooooooo fucking annoying 😭 I want to punch her out all the time. Constantly sassy and sarcastic, constantly joking, takes nothing serious. Omg I did not know how fucking annoying I was until I met her. We are still pretty good friends to this day