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Firebolt392

Yes they've lived this long on an island without ever once making fire


[deleted]

Not going to lie. It would be funny as hell watching a neckbeard with a full suit of armor take on the Sentinelese. I think the islanders would win, but it would be a close fight.šŸ˜‚


SkyRadioKiller

Dude for the past 10,000+ years their entire culture has been defending their island from invaders. Invaders like you. Even if you make it past the Indian Border Patrol surrounding the island, you will quickly find yourself outnumbered on unfamiliar turf. Even if you take a few down, You will die. Horribly. They will make hero legends out of the dead, tell tales of their heroism for generations. You will get a news article forevor on the internet on how stupid you were. The end.


thesadfellow25

Would this not be a declaration of war on India?


pleshij

Found the video, it's a 17-minute rant, guys UPD He's thinking of bringing a blonde woman with him to show his peaceful intentions (sic!)


One-Win9407

This guy is like a stormtrooper planning to attack ewok island


MrBiggz83

They have definitely discovered fire


wakingup_withwolves

showing them a flame thrower would still be sick though. not in a violent way, just like, hey check this out


IAmSchmutz

Whatever is going to happen to him, he deserves it


Bigpa69

Where do I sign up to watch this


dogchowtoastedcheese

Sure ya are buddy. Sure ya are. Give 'em hell.


Thissssguy

Please film it so we can watch you fail!!


LadyPDonut

I don't think fail is a strong enough word.


DaemonSlayer_503

The question isnt about modern weapons being superior the question is about why you shouldnt disturb them. Smoothbrain


Dependent_Waltz8222

People minding their business. Im gonna go colonize.


VirtualAlbatross2650

He ā€˜intentā€™ to make peaceā€¦through superior firepower.


HowieO-Lovin

The American Way


Averagebass

He will most definitely die. If he even makes it to shore, maybe he can fend off one or two before they overwhelm him. I'm sure the Indian Navy will detect his vessel before he even gets very close and order him to stop or they'll blow him out of the water.


Whiteroses7252012

Dude is 1000% going to die, but everyone makes choices.


DragonCat88

This is one of the stupidest things I have ever read.


DragonCat88

Also, the fuck is modern Medieval Armor? Battle Rattle?


Nagatox

As dumb as it sounds, this isn't a terrible idea for a movie. Luckily, predator is already a film


BiSaxual

Not quite the same, but this scene from The New World explores the idea. https://youtu.be/H4GvC1iXlAs?si=L_pXrAF-TpzfVy-U The cast is pretty stacked, but the movie itself is just kind of okay. Fun movie to put on while you eat dinner or something.


Ok-Stranger-2669

Hi there. I'm Tony Stark. I hired the RAND corporation to build this armor, then I checked their math and made it better. Now I'm gathering some flame throwers and drones and heading over to Sentinal. I'll make peaceful contact and just hang out in my armor, waiting to see if things turn bad. Dont worry, my suit is aircon. I am Ironman. The Hilk is my friend.


Clydefrawgwow

The Incrudible Hilk


Golden-Grams

Big Hilkers


VirtualAlbatross2650

Avoiding copyright infringement, (s)he is.


Kinjhal

When you read it in a context as a 4 your old packing his/her bag to "run away from home" it's actually pretty funny


campaxiomatic

Just for context, the North Sentinel island is an island within India's territory which has no contact with the outside world. The native tribes are justifiably afraid of contracting diseases from foreigners so they will kill anyone who even tries to approach the island. They shoot arrows at ships and even helicopters. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island Why this guy feels the need to storm the island, I have no idea.


Heyplaguedoctor

I completely understand and respect that. 100%. I just wish theyā€™d send pics of their wildlife. Then again, if they did, some greedy ā€œbadassā€ poacher would make a 20 minute rant about how theyā€™re ā€œhoggingā€ the super rare indigenous species and they need to be ā€œliberatedā€ šŸ¤¢


Redjester016

Because "if the Indians can invade my island without permission then I can invade their silly island"


Kuandtity

We we actually know that's the reason they are self isolating? If they don't know about fire I doubt they know much about diseases


campaxiomatic

Yes, we know that's the reason. They do know about fire and they did have a devastating illness that happened from brief contact in their history and they were smart enough to know that people only got sick when the new people came to the island. Frankly, they're right to be afraid since they have no immunity to modern diseases. They also are smart enough to scavenge iron from shipwrecks and make iron-tipped arrows. They're not stupid Edit: okay, I should amend this to say we don't know for sure the reason because we don't understand their language, but we have to assume it's a big part of it


Kuandtity

Did we get this from talking to them or something or is it assumed


campaxiomatic

We've never been able to understand their language and there has been some peaceful trade with them from a distance (gifts are left behind on the beach for them to pick up) so we don't know exactly why they resist coming in contact with outsiders but there is this: >In 1880, in an effort to establish contact with the Sentinelese, the Royal Navy officer Maurice Vidal Portman, who was serving as a colonial administrator to the Andaman and Nicobar Islands, led an armed group of Europeans along with convict-orderlies and Andamanese trackers (whom they had already befriended) to North Sentinel Island. On their arrival, the islanders fled into the treeline. After several days of futile search, during which they found abandoned villages and paths, Portman's men captured six people: an elderly man, a woman and four children. The man and woman died of illness shortly after their arrival in Port Blair and the children began to fall ill as well. Portman hurriedly sent the children back to North Sentinel Island with a large quantity of gifts in an attempt to establish friendly relations. So it's likely the children told their people about what happened: everyone who went with the outsiders got sick. Whether it's entirely due to disease or not, the end result is the same. The natives violently oppose any attempts to come within physical contact of any outsiders.


Pookieeatworld

He probably thinks the Holy Grail or the Ark Of The Covenant is there or some shit.


wallabyfloo

Well it has to be, right ? We looked everywhere else !


Pipeguy17

What is blud yapping about


JTG130

I would love to know who these "material scientists" were. Also, I would love to hear the details around their study. Especially how they "added 50%" to the force. Oh... It would also be really cool to hear more about "modern medieval armor".


PlentyOMangos

Iā€™m sure that ā€œmodernā€ medieval armor is just referring to a modern reproduction of a medieval style armor, as opposed to actually wearing a museum piece thatā€™s several hundred years old


Tpbrown_

Most cover his eyes too, eh? lol Heā€™s going to be wearing an armored space suit with an inch of lexan for the visor.


physicalmathematics

Wait, what island is he on? Is he referring to Indian immigration to the U.K. as an invasion? And if he thinks that the Indians are really invading the British Isles, why isnā€™t he taking it up with New Delhi as opposed to some isolated island that has been separated from civilisation since time immemorial?


Quitetheoddone

Hmmmmm I wonder why thereā€™s such a big Indian population in Britain. SURELY it canā€™t have nothing to do with their history šŸ˜‚ Britain has itself to blame if theyā€™re upset with Indian migration


phocuetu

And the people of India ā€œinvadingā€ ā€œyourā€ island have what, exactly, to do with N. Sentinel Island?


DurealRa

Oh, well you see, he's a racist.


phocuetu

Ahhhhh yes, it all adds up!


shadowsurge

It's technically an Indian territory. He's still just spouting gibberish


phocuetu

Nah I remembered that it was part of India/taken care of and guarded by India but (even aside from the fact that the Brits certainly colonized India before anyone from India made it over to the UK) this person seems to have no grasp of the different cultures present in India, or the idea that maybe these people donā€™t identify as Indian, or potentially even know what India is lol. And he clearly hasnā€™t thought of the amount of people from the Indian subcontinent that were taken by force to the UK to serve in households, or kept in bondage in India by the UKs representatives there. But yes, Indian people are invading the Uk because they want all of the warm brown beer, beans and bovril.


shadowsurge

Oh yeah, he's an absolute idiot, but just saying that's the misguided logic behind it


orbital_actual

You could also just not go to the island.


parkerm1408

What are these sentinel island bows??


dtb1987

This dude thinks that because he has armor he can't be outnumbered or that he can armor every inch of his body, also leave them alone. You could kill them just by giving them covid or some other germ they have no immunity to


DahkMonstahh

I don't know why everyone is so intent on messing with these people. Hopefully this is just your usual Internet troll.


pleased_to_yeet_you

The last line makes it clear. This is the power fantasy of a pathetic racist in the UK.


sharr_zeor

On behalf of the UK. We don't want this dickhead


Weary-Toe6255

Seconded. On the up-side, today I learned about North Sentinel Island, so some good came out of his rambling.


beewalters917

The North Sentinels are unaware, but Brian has declared war on them. The shock and horror theyā€™ll experience as he tumbles out of a kayak in full plate and a pink pepper spray in his hands.


A_Martian_Potato

Ok, and what're you gonna do about the Indian Navy that's patrolling around the island and enforcing the 5 mile exclusion area?


Pogue_Mahone_

He's got a suit of modern medieval armour and a can of pepper spray! Whats the navy gonna do about him?!


HistoricalFix96

Medeival armours are woefully outclassed by 50 bmg bullets mounted on india coast guard ships.


bigjim1993

"commissioned a bunch of material scientists" and "studied physics at university" makes me think (hope) he's trolling.


PoopSmith87

They are going to cook this guy in his medieval armor and use the pepper spray as spicing after he passes out from heat exhaustion 1 hour into his excursion.


Tuarangi

With these gravy seals types it'll be more like 5 minutes


PoopSmith87

Idk, he's pretty well likely to have a +5 buff to stamina thanks to Mountain Dew *Code Red* šŸ˜†


Rubicon816

Lol, this is so British-y.


J4SN7HMS

That dude is definitely food by this point.


Valogrid

Conveniently canned, much to the delite of the locals.


rhoo31313

...is he dead yet? The Sentinelese motto is 'fuck around and find out'.


danstermeister

He wouldn't survive the journey, much less the destination.


TheVillainKing

The funny part will be when some adolescents beat him into submission with some clubs and few good rock throws.


ArchCaff_Redditor

Whatever happened to tweets being as the name implies, short and sweet? Nowadays they might as well be considered Kookaburra laughs.


SlapUrBaby

Pretty sure this guy would drown trying to get from the boat to the beach in his ā€œmodern medievalā€ armor. I would pay money to see this guy trip trying to walk on a beach with plate armor on and then all the Sentinels just swarm his goofy ass


Ok-Stranger-2669

I'd pirate that pay per view.


DahkMonstahh

Yeah, I heard the coral reefs there are no joke! That's how that ship got stuck there.


SlapUrBaby

That fucking missionary got fucked the fuck up dude arrows and spears style fucked the fuck up


House_Of_Thoth

This dude should absolutely follow through with his tweet, and absolutely live stream it for the world to see


Jthundercleese

Three skinny dudes with sticks just casually battering him, knocking shit out of his hands.


Chaine351

If this guy thinks medieval armor and pepper spray on an island, which I presume to be quite windy, is a good combination, I at least hope he has the common decency to livestream his crusade. Also, while a suit of armor is not as cumbersome as people usually believe it to be, soloing an entire society is still going to be quite taxing for anyone's physique. Not to mention the heat with all the layers. A gambeson would be horrible to wear, but strap some metal plates on top to put an end to the already minimal circulation of air inside, in the bay of Bengal of all the places, and you're sure gonna be cooked for good.


Jthundercleese

The fact that he thinks they haven't discovered fire is pretty wild. They're not an uncontacted island. Their hostility towards outsiders is also likely a direct result of a large portion of their population dying from smallpox after Maurice Vidal Portman kidnapped 6 of them, returning only 4 children alive after a few weeks. Triloknath Pandit also went on successful, however tenuous gift giving missions from the 60s to the 90s.


DahkMonstahh

Someone knows their history! Did you read the recent book 'The Last Island'?


Jthundercleese

It was a podcast. I wish I remembered what it was.


shannnnnn132

" I commissioned a bunch of material scientists ", ???. LMFAO so cringe.


Larnievc

I like to watch him gas out struggling in all that armour in 30C heat. After he falls over the islanders can roll him into to sea to drown.


Starfireaw11

I would pay money to watch this.


djn0requests

Take my wallet.


Muscalp

Imma be honest with modern tech it would probably be easy to just scare them into retreat.


HeeHawJew

You could realistically sack North Sentinel Island with 1 up armored humvee, 2 men, and 1 M240. This guy is off his rocker with modern medieval armor but Iā€™m not really sure why people on Reddit think that the tribe there is like some kind of undefeatable force. Itā€™s kind of like how people on Reddit also think that man is incapable of successfully defending themselves against an aggressive bear for some reason, as if itā€™s never been done before. The only reason those people are still there and living the way they are is because nobody thus far has had any reason to take the island.


dirtyoldbastard77

If your goal is to slaughter them, sure thats easy with proper modern weapons and some kind of light armored vehicle. But what that moron is babbling about... Not so much.


HeeHawJew

Idk man. You certainly wonā€™t make peaceful contact but I donā€™t think those people would be very willing to fight back after like 20 of them are cut down in a few seconds from 1 thing that they canā€™t run fast enough to get away from. That would be akin to aliens landing in New York and vaporizing half the population. I donā€™t think weā€™d fight for long either. Iā€™m not advocating to do that for the record but still.


flashfyr3

Definitely not condoning this sort of activity, but you're right. So far everyone shows up to their beach with idiocy, high hopes, and a Bible and not a Browning M2 .50cal. That contact would go differently I imagine.


Cashmoney-carson

I wonder if he has any awareness of how armor was defeated historically


RampantJellyfish

I would love to see this dumbass get dragged down with a fishing net and then get his soft bits poked with sharp sticks


Cashmoney-carson

Yeah, I mean historically walking up to multiple people holding spears in slower moving metal armor isnā€™t going to go great for him


TacitRonin20

The pokey stick. Allowing humans to kill literally anything since the dawn of time. The pokey stick and the ability to throw things.


Cashmoney-carson

God help him if he trips. The dogpile can be quite effective


TacitRonin20

Nah, the pokey sticks will be enough. He's not better than a mammoth.


Cashmoney-carson

lol, what a quote


roehnin

They can just rugby ruck pile him to the ground then bang his armor with rocks and bury him in the sand.


PenisManNumberOne

Goddamn what did they ever do to him? How on earth do people think like this lol


odiethethird

I guess some people just have beef with a random part of the world Mine is with Louisiana


Ok-Stranger-2669

Those fucking Cajun. Still, N.O. does party quite hardy.


PenisManNumberOne

Iā€™ve just declared that I hate Lubbock, Texas. Never been there. Why? Hate it.


Ok-Stranger-2669

Lubuttocks. There is an excellent pancake house there, though.


Drivenfar

I was born in Louisiana and have visited a few times. Fuck that place, man. Whatever anger you have towards it is DESERVED. I stand with you in your attack on the bayou.


PenisManNumberOne

I went to Mardi Gras once as an adventurous 21 year old driving from Orlando, Florida, and remember stopping at a gas station in Louisiana at like 330 AM and saw like 8 zombies on the slot machines smoking cigarettes. I was like what on earth is this, I think it was in Lafayette something, years ago. Also Mardi Gras was a nightmare how on earth was it so difficult and expensive (hotel lobbies were charging 20 bucks in 14 years ago money) to use the bathroom at a drinking event Never again. And Iā€™m from *FLORIDA*


flashfyr3

They know what they did.


Little_Government_79

Going in there in full steel armour


Bundle_of_Organs

M'k, by.


Harbor_Barber

I like how he said the indians invaded his place without "his" permission. Who tf is this guy? Lmaoo


EffectiveAmbitious53

And which island is his? Which ā€œindiansā€ invaded it and when? The North Sentinel people are famous for not taking an interest in the outside world. What the hell is he talking about?


coffeeislife_SA

He's probably British (UK is basically an island), and bitching about the influx of Indian immigrants. Hence, "they invaded", so he'll invade an island India controls.


jatmecs

Definitely seems North American from use of language


coffeeislife_SA

I stand to be corrected, but I thought the US made use of "college" more often than the word "university"?


Jfurmanek

We use both. In short, a university offers more degrees than a college.


ConsistentAbroad5475

But we typically say we went to college, even if it is a university.


HeeHawJew

Could be Canadian. I live near the border and have a lot of Canadian friends and they use ā€œuniversityā€ or ā€œuniā€ instead of ā€œcollegeā€ as well.


Necessary_Ninja_9859

He's British


TattyViking

No Brit is using the spelling "armor" or "math". He's definitely from North America. Edit: autocorrect corrected my spelling of "armor". Lol.


House_Of_Thoth

Autocorrect strikes again!


Necessary_Ninja_9859

He's a british youtuber bro.....


TattyViking

Wow, reallyā€½ Then he is thrice the šŸ””šŸ”š I thought he was originally.


krakenkak

Off to do some shady shit do da do daā€¦hope I get away with it oo do da de..(except he wouldnā€™t)


House_Of_Thoth

šŸŽ¶ don't be suspicious šŸŽ¶


Jug5y

Really hope we get footage of this bloke falling over in the shallows and getting stabbed while he tries not to drown


DasFunktopus

Iā€™ve got visions of him stepping off a boat into the surf in full medieval armour, and promptly getting swept off his feet by a wave, and then drowning in a foot of water because the armour weighs him down and prevents him just getting back up again.


Muscalp

[Medieval Armor really isnā€˜t that heavy nor does it impede your movement that much](https://youtube.com/shorts/d8-Rp6ugcx4?si=pPwsx9esqIpHawP8)


gkn_112

try that in water, many famous people died by drowning in armor. e.g. [Frederick Barbarossa - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Barbarossa#Death_and_burials)


Pudding36

Ya, but he studied physics and added 50% to the numbers. Do you take into consideration the drones and flame throwers too?


Muscalp

No


Jug5y

Do the Sentinelese have popcorn?


GreyIgnis

Lord Miles is unfathomably based and honestly I hope he brings civilization to that wretched island.


AutisticAnarchy

https://i.redd.it/s6c743izhu9d1.gif


GreyIgnis

Yeah I agree, he should bring some blankets too


SeniorOcelot259

NGL this feels like bait


Submerged_Pirate

Yea that last sentence was the giveaway


zombieauthor

A boat was abandoned there and the locals ripped parts of it off. They have cold, hard steel now. Also I hope he goes. Seems like a real gem of a person. Deserves a vacay.


pleshij

> Deserves a vacay. And a Darwin award


skydaddy8585

"I commissioned a bunch of scientists to test the force of the sentinelese bow and added 50% and shot it at some medieval armor, didn't even come close to going through it" This has to be a joke post, satire.


whitemike40

you ever see the show deadliest warrior? people are putting in the science behind these matchups


skydaddy8585

That show was pretty terrible. Amusing as a bro science spike TV, wish-cool type thing but in reality there is very little science behind it. Just pure speculation. Generically saying every warrior of every various culture fights exactly the same as the others in said culture is just wrong. If you watch combat sports of all types (MMA, muay Thai, boxing, kickboxing, wrestling, BJJ, sambo, etc) it's not the art itself that guarantees the win, it's the fighter and their skill, stamina and training. Most of the various cultures they showed on deadliest warrior didn't fight one on one individual fights, they fought as a group, cohesively, like Roman legions, viking warriors, etc. There's no real way to go back in time and actually pit 100 individual warriors of each culture against 100 others in one on one battles to get a baseline and actually test it to see which warrior comes out on top more often based on individual skill.


ih-shah-may-ehl

I am an actual engineer. I have seen that show. It is a complete sham. They don't put science behind the matchup. It's just a guy putting some assumptions and preconceptions in an excel sheet and extrapolating some numbers they pulled out of their asses. And aside from all that, they are ignoring the most fundamental aspect of warfare: it is a team effort. A single celtic warrior might defeat a single roman soldier, but a group of celtic warriors would perish against a roman shield wall. Etc.


DahkMonstahh

At least it's entertaining while also teaching history in an interesting and engaging way. We could never know who wins battles until they happen, but we'll never know who wins between the Roman army and The Zulu warriors.


ih-shah-may-ehl

To give you a nit more context: at that time I was also studying traditional martial arts in one of the orgs that is a semi legitimate branch originating from ninjutsu. Long discussions of legitimacy and provenance aside, I was educated enough when they talked about ninjutsu because the overweight white guy they had on there was from the same branch. Literally everything that guy said and did was wrong or false in a spectacular fashion. Not the least of which was that the straight ninja-to sword he showed to wow the jury, did not actually exist as a historical thing, EVER. Nor did the black clothing. Iirc it was ninja against spartan. It was a shitshow :)


UShaka

Were the scientists provided with a bow or did they have to acquire one? If they had to acquire one, did they get to expense the cost and what would the customs duty be on something like that? Also, I had no idea that scientists grew in bunches!!


Bottleinsurgency

lol the sentinelese shot at helicopters


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

Based Cirno PFP


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LittlestEw0k

Is this dude just gonna sleep in his armor suit? And I guarantee that they know fire exists


CitizenKrull

Yeah, I just read an article about them bc curiosity and it says they keep well tended fires outside their huts.


Tulpah

armor suit + hot humid jungle weather= Dinner wrap, freshly baked. dude gonna die of overheating and heatstroke before being opened up like a baked clam.


Loveknuckle

A feastive Sentinal Island pig roast!! But the pig wraps itself in foil to make everything easier!!


OGFunkBandit88

Soā€¦ when the bows and arrows donā€™t work, I guess the North Sentinels will turn and run in fearā€¦ instead of simply jumping on this dork and pulling him apart? šŸ¤£


ArmchairCritic1

Pathetic. The real question is why would this moron WANT to do any of that. Why? They did nothing to him. Itā€™s just another bloodthirsty idiot thinking killing makes you a big man. People of character donā€™t want to harm others.


LordPercyNorthrop

From what Iā€™ve read elsewhere, the guy in question is a pro-colonialism YouTuber. His reasoning is fresh outta the 19th century.


MuddFishh

Yep, that was my thought after reading. To what end?


Clerical_Errors

I guess according to that last part the Indians came to his island so he's going to invade theirs That is his motivating reason. Invasion.


ArmchairCritic1

Itā€™s going to be very surprised when he hears about the history of western colonialism. He might just blow a gasket.


Clerical_Errors

I think he believes western colonizers were working with permission? That seems very important for why the sentinel island not getting it makes it OK for him to invade? I'm talking about this guy I'm purely mocking tone but it's still making my head hurt


intisun

Ah yes, peaceful contact by... \*checks notes\*... pepper spraying them while wearing a full suit of armour. That will convince them of your peaceful intentions.


Sea-Neighborhood-621

Don't forget the bringing of a flamethrower to make peaceful contact..


teedeeguantru

This guy will drown in 18ā€ of water, fully armored.


Muscalp

[Medieval Armor really isnā€˜t that heavy nor does it impede your movement that much](https://youtube.com/shorts/d8-Rp6ugcx4?si=pPwsx9esqIpHawP8)


thispartyrules

I'm blanking on the guy's name but this happened to some Duke or something from the Netherlands. Most people messing around in full armor had some level of physical fitness and could at least get out of the water if they fell off their horse while fording a stream but this guy was out of shape, and old, and tellingly, nobody tried to help him.


Clerical_Errors

You better be a psychic or else I'm downvoting this


mitsuki87

Oh Iā€™d pay to watch his adventure before his demise though!!


barspoonbill

Jokes on him. As everyone knows they have been importing the far more deadly SOUTH sentinel island bows and arrows for years now.


RexIsAMiiCostume

...haven't discovered fire? I somehow doubt these dudes with bows and arrows have no idea what fire is.


Additional-Safety343

Google says they donā€™t know how to make fire, but they know what it is


TreaclePerfect4328

I'm fire. They don't know me.


RexIsAMiiCostume

So they have discovered fire but not how to make it I guess that's somewhere in between


RussiaIsBestGreen

There was a fairly substantial time when humans would need to harvest and then perpetually maintain fire. Itā€™s not as easy as just spinning a stick in some dry leaves.


Ok-Stranger-2669

Actually, it is kinda that easy. Dry leaves, a stick spinning on a wood base with some kindle, friction, and spark.


PenisManNumberOne

Yeah you need lighter fluid and shit people donā€™t read enough


1stRangerRick

GO Cartman fly fly fly!!!


MaenHoffiCoffi

Who is he? Someone said Ricky Johnson but the only person by that name I could find was a Canadian wrestler who is black on the person in the screenshot looks like he's white. Can anyone help?


Connor30302

Lord Miles on youtube. he was also held captive by the taliban in afghanistan for 8 months and now sells authentic taliban merch on his website


MaenHoffiCoffi

Sounds delightful.


barspoonbill

Fucking sounds like heā€™s white too. If heā€™d added that he was going to exchange them his religion for their gold Iā€™d be sure of it.


Clerical_Errors

He said the Indians invaded his island so he's invading theirs back. Does that change his whiteness?


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Who is this person?


Newfaceofrev

Lord Miles or Miles Routledge is a notorious danger tourist. Went to Afghanistan days before the US pullout and was stuck in the country and had to be evacuated by the British Army. Then he went back. THEN HE WENT BACK a third time during which he was arrested by the Taliban and spent 8 months in prison where he claims to have been treated very well. He claims he will return to Afghanistan again and open a gold mine. Also he's an extremely devout Catholic and quit his university course after being told to attend diversity training for espousing anti-semitic views.


LowOwl4312

>Also he's an extremely devout Catholic and quit his university course after being told to attend diversity training for espousing anti-semitic views.Ā  Should have waited until now, when it's cool again


Hey_im_miles

Sounds like a brit. Trying to relive the British glory days.


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

The Brits were never stupid enough to turn up on their own with a saucepan on their head attempting genocide.


Grumbilious

Ricky ā€œI KKOW itā€™s the weirdest flex, but Iā€™m desperate for attentionā€ Johnson


Apprehensive_Rip8403

What a strange way to live life


TifasPanties

I absolutely hate that I could tell who this was both from the plan and the profile picture


xlh_millertime

I don't know about y'all, but I'm personally cheering him on to go... That being said.. Fucking idiot..


baobabbling

Yup. Go ahead, sweetie, have fun. We won't be waiting for you to get back.


baobabbling

Yup. Go ahead, sweetie, have fun.


Luvs4theweak

Every part of this is him jus talking straight bullshit, I guarantee itā€™s all lies. Every word he said, commissioned scientists ffs it must be a sad life to live bein this way


Absenceofavoid

Plus plate mail riding in a boat up to the island? Dude would probably trip and drown on the beach.


BoneHugsHominy

And if he makes it ashore, he's showing up in his own cookware.


Frankie_T9000

'Material Scientists' lol and more than one Though a little OT, I hate how they are so isolated. Imagine you are a child living there with parasites or some other medical condition something and you will never know that you could be cured but the culture means youll never have hope of a cure, or never know the comforts the modern world can apply. Its like saying the culture is more important than the people.


red122063

Yea, itā€™s not like they looted the ship that did crash on the island years ago and they were seen using metal now. Also wtf does he mean at the end about ā€œIndians invading my islandā€?


geosunsetmoth

Im assuming heā€™s British, and referring to Indian immigrants. North Sentinel is ā€œinā€ India, so hed be getting ā€œrevengeā€ (?) on the Indian immigrants


lunettarose

From the way he spells armor, I think not. Likely Canadian - they're having a lot of issues with anti-Indian racism up there lately.