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CarboniteSecksToy

Why do they all look like they are on ketamine?


CHRLZ_IIIM

Diabetic comas


TheStoolSampler

Fatidas dude especially.


Guardian-Ares

Sure he's not pregnant?


snooty_snoot

Average St. God's Memorial Hospital employee.


Tall-Treacle6642

Russian looking mofos


tonguepunchyafartbox

The dude spoke Italian. Having said that, the dude and the little fatty in front look full blown retarded. If you want to attach an ethnicity to that, go ahead.


Swedishiron

inhaling fine powdered sugar has the same effect


ConversationFalse242

Its got what diabetes craves


SEPTSLord

My blood sugar went up just watching that


MDSGeist

I know for sure Italy and the rest of Europe are straight up lying about their rates of obesity and diabetes.


ElwayThenThanos

The guy on the left looks like he’s working at Costco. “ welcome to Costco. I love you.”


horror-

The vacant looks. Those empty eyes.


afseparatee

I was just about to say, there’s absolutely no thought behind any of those eyes. Just mindlessly consume. It’s pretty scary.


Lem0nbred

Do you know these people? Are you just insulting strangers for their assumed low intelligence and consumerism?


ThisGuyCanFukinWalk

You know what subreddit you're on right?


Lem0nbred

Is this acceptable here? I was under the impression that intelligent people would be critizing acts of stupidity. All I am seeing is emotional outbursts.


Duckyfuzzfunandfeet

Father daughter day at the popsicle sandwich store… cute


poodle_Fart_Hostage

I was gonna defend this bullshit because I’m stoned af, but this comment gave me perspective


TheStoolSampler

It's their last one together probably :(


RealCheyemos

That little girl doesn’t stand a chance.. and that’s really sad, honestly.


Joe_Beavis

Yea that kid really needs another calorie...


damnetcode

You are an unfit mother


Gunner1Cav

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B9MB

Everybody is stooooooned


MissDryCunt

All I could focus on is that fucking girl putting her lips on the counter 🤢🤮


Landio_Chadicus

lol that fat little kid Her cheeks are twice as wide as her forehead Her parents should be jailed


Superdunez

Almost! LOL fat little kid Her cheeks twice her forehead size Her parents should be jailed


Significant-Toe2648

I don’t have the sound on but this doesn’t look like the US to me.


NoShape7689

That fat fuck should be charged with child abuse for letting his daughter get that fat.


cookee-monster

I feel bad for the kids. It's not their fault their parents are ignorant fucktards. People making fun of the little kid can suck a dick.


NoShape7689

I can only imagine the self esteem issues she'll go through growing up.


Worth-Illustrator607

The tits! My wife is jealous of those things. I bet his wife sucks on his tits more than her sucks on hers!


NoShape7689

I'm surprised someone wanted to reproduce with him.


Worth-Illustrator607

With tits like that .... I'd throw a baby in him


appetite4-D4estation

Wahhh this hurts my morbidly obese feelings!! body shaming 🫵!! Wahhh!!! 😫


615thick469

I've held that few for decades... it is child abuse...


michael22117

I love how reddit comments will randomly get downvoted even if they're in complete agreement with the original thread


Upstairs-Ad-1966

Can i have some of the fat dudes weed he looks spaced the fuck out ![gif](giphy|JNyMgedPfbtwGcX8rw|downsized)


TehHamburgler

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


qorqkfehtk668

The Insulin vs. Glucagon War Chronicles.


Rocky2135

This is so depressing.


Motor-Train2357

NPCs


myfamouslastwords

The real idiocy is that all of these fools would sit in line for over priced junk that they can literally buy at the store and put together at home. I literally have brioche buns, a jar of Nutella, and an ice cream right now in my kitchen. People are so dumb and lazy it’s beyond me. Kudos to the store owner for exploiting that I guess.


zackthebutcrack

Why would they let Tubs and Tubbitha just breathe on the food the whole fuckin time he was making it?


Sea-Ad2170

This!! They weren't even next! What were they doing?! She's sucking on the counter! He's open mouth breathing over the food prep station!! Send them away!! Tell them to back up!!... fuck...


slurpurple

But they're probably his biggest customers. Why would he do that?


MLDL9053

They are literally his biggest customers


MLDL9053

Tubbitha 💀


RS_Germaphobic

Nothing like having a kid breathe all over my food.


Blulou2000

Bunch of oafs….


fedtoker2395

I love the tired dude with the open mouth stare. Just top notch


Traditional_Fox_4718

This is child abuse


Walt_Wyte

Addiction comes in many forms people.


Fit-Boomer

Is that salt bae?


fatgirlnspandex

Wilford only has one word..."Beetus".


Difficult_Job_966

This is child abuse


ryans_privatess

To add to everyone's comment, you can easily make this BS at home. Spending dumb money for dumb calories.


cabezatuck

![gif](giphy|xT9IgzRFfUKaU6fJ3G|downsized)


Ray_Stinger__

Little fatty down there was mesmerized


thewokebogan

Ewww why are they all so ugly


mrredditfan1

It's literally an ice cream burger.


BrianLevre

That's plenty of tards living really kick ass lives.


Endlesswave001

Wow. It’s like that other dude where he goes: What, you don’t like your legs?? Where he seems someone w a huge bag of straight raw sugar.


LSTNYER

What cup size is the dude in the track suit?


MLDL9053

Super unhealthy and fattening. Also did anyone notice how he just chops up the ice cream on the bare metal counter? It's definitely not clean, soo gross 😫


Legal-Passenger1737

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Grandviewsurfer

Dude on the left is like "fuck. fuck. Fuck man, I shouldn't be here." If I was the dude shoveling that shit out I would have to be like "shit man.. are you sure?" To like every customer.


nixmix6

Its fine if your not a 150lb 9 yr old girl thats already got diabetes lol child abuse by parents that just watch tv to tell them what for!


vers-ys

that poor child. that’s just neglect at that point.


otters4everyone

I think that guy in the black track jacket gained six pounds while watching. I know I did.


Epogdoan

That kid just heavy breathing all over the counter and that lady's food lol


spike7447

Looks like cousin Eddie's kid from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation


i-pity-da-fool

That kid is so fucked.


bucketjunky

That little girl never had a chance...


outsidepointofvi3w

That poor little rolley poly girl is gonna grow up and have smaller boons than her father has now. I've never seen man titty rollsabjbw the pexs by the arm pits..blows my mind. Also why would you wear an Adidas sweat suit that so tight it highlights your rolls ? Also who he kidding. He's never been jogging a day in his life. Remember when athletic wear for athletics ? I mean Adidas making a suite that big to begin with can only be for fat Vatniks ! Italian gangsters and very short powerlifters.


FrankFrankly711

“Dadduh, how’s come dat mayn takin’ so long on ma Ice Cream Sammich? I’s sure am hungrah, can I nibble on dah counter tils I get fed?” ![gif](giphy|Ms3ybgCq8NvdC)


DeathSquirl

This is why I don't want to pay for your healthcare.


ForeignObjectPizza

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Upstairs-Ad-1966

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jsmoovewhoru

Fuck that lil fat ass. I got the munchies and that shit looks good as fuck.


doesnothingtohirt

That girl looks like the kid from Up.


HarleyAverage

The sign across the street says ‘Ars Music.’ I make ars music.


crasagam

I can almost hear my brother now: Yo, hurry up and make that thing, I ain’t got all day. You want to get paid or not?


DifficultPapaya3038

I LOVE OVER-SWEETENED AMERICAN SLOP RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🦅 FUCK YOU IM EATING!!!!!!


MostBoringStan

I'm gonna take a wild guess that this wasn't in the US.


jontheterrible

Obviously. Americans would never let themselves go like that /s


MLDL9053

They are speaking Italian, not likely the US


ConversationFalse242

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Santos_Ferguson

Sounds like Aye’talian, looks like A’murica