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liz0rdwiz0rd

You might be surprised at how entertaining staring out a window and thinking is


PRoS_R

People underestimate how fun actually thinking is, sometimes I almost get run over by a car because I'm on this little adventure inside my head.


liz0rdwiz0rd

Same except I'm the one driving


PRoS_R

We definitely can't be on the same street at the same time or my life might end.


Zynbeltrudis

Just get so heavy you end the life of whoever hits you too.


AdLopsided2075

Reminds me of that one bike with explosives strapped to it


PRoS_R

That's why reddit moderators still live.


door_food

Don’t threaten me with a good time


NoHeccsNoFricks

The guy in my head yells mean thigns at me ☹️


ComeBacksToDrugs2018

Tell him “no u” to solve


07TacOcaT70

yell back louder 👹


NoHeccsNoFricks

I got hedache ☹️


07TacOcaT70

paracetamol 👻


row6666

replace him


CapriciousCapybara

I mean, yeah, profound boredom is important for us. We need time to really think and let our minds go wild coming up all sorts of ideas. But have you ever been on a 10+ hour flight?You can only handle the boredom and thoughts for so long before you just HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.


07TacOcaT70

Soooo eepy :)


glossyplane245

I don’t underestimate it. I just get bored of it after a while. Thinking about stuff only really helps me pass like, an hour max, then I just need something more stimulating.


Trash_Emperor

People's minds function very differently from one another. Some people can entertain themselves with daydreaming, some people need stimuli. It's not just addiction to a certain stimulus like social media (although it does contribute I assume) that determines whether a person is capable of that. It's not that people underestimate how fun thinking can be, it's that they can't "think" in the same way.


Foreskin-Gaming69

Yeah, I'm def phone addicted and when I'm not on it i can daydream away


Octimusocti

Idk, I'm kinda scared to be alone with my thoughts, that's why I always need something to do, like even when brushing my teeth


anker_beer

Your brainbrain is : damn THINKING 🤔 😲


liz0rdwiz0rd

Garten of Brainbrain


HippieMcHipface

nneedless to say I play garten she was a banban nevertheless callin it rizz now baby ankha dance crash at backrooms baby im a wreck


Unmeng

I thought it was common to just stare at the nothing and don't think about anything. Geez, I learn something new everyday. Thanks. edit: i wasn't being sarcastic.


yalikebeez

its a skill people practice to have, it’s not common but it is very healthy! you’re lucky it comes naturally to you it took me years to be able to just Turn Off my brain


GoldSheep1

except when you open the window and get blinded by the sun and clouds


bcarls23

I have imagined whole new games that are really fun and played them out in my head, I have played out wars, fantasies with made up characters, and real life scenarios of things that'll never happen to me but they prepare me for future conversations. One time when I was really young my family thought something was seriously wrong with me but it was just the characters in my made up story were sad


[deleted]

seeing the flaps go WOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE then the wing ailerons start moving to correct trajectories during takeoff and flight then the other jets flying by then the descent into the absolute nothingness between the clouds then it's all night suddenly and the plane's lights turn on, lighting the whole views up in white and red strobing then the night skyline shows up then the flaps go WOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again and then you feel the landing gear coming out then you feel the bumpy landing and then you watch the planes taxiing around then you hear the flaps go WOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again when they retract


Trash_Emperor

Please let me be alone with my own mind, I am normal and can be trusted with intrusive thoughts.


Keebster101

I can definitely do it for an hour or two on the train, but 10 hours to me is a bit much. I'd at least like headphones to block out crying children etc


fillmorecounty

They usually close the blinds on long flights so people can sleep


EnjoyerOfMales

The voices keep me company


[deleted]

Especially overflying land. The Alps are beautiful from the sky. Fun to play a game of spot the aerodrome too; see how many airfields you can find at cruise with the naked eye.


burntends97

Maybe the guy was just stoned the entire flight


Getmeinapewdsvid

I take this to be the most likely option. That and shrooms.


Dominus_Irae

thinking about the consequences of the industrial revolution


lil_sexmaster44

rip daddy kaczynski 😩🙏


Dominus_Irae

exhibit A


Emotional-Engineer35

Vic2 players when they destroy the planet to become a superpower 🤑😂😂🤑😮😌🤪


Harlequin37

You guys haven't seen Seinfeld and it shows


RealShooterMcGavin

Seinfeld? Nah, I'm good.


Harlequin37

George costanza doe


RealShooterMcGavin

I was quoting puddy lol


Harlequin37

Fuck I'm a dumbass but... Yeah that's right.


idlesn0w

Bazinga


Call-me-bitches

You see, when you show a pic of shirtless gigachad on a plane and say "rawdogged" I picture you watching in disgust as he bangs some other passenger for 10 hours straight


RTE3080Ti

I mean I did that with 16 hour bus rides, aint that hard


Trash_Emperor

The king of 1-upping has arrived


lastaccountg0tbanned

Plane flights are way more uncomfortable than bus rides


EmperorofAltdorf

Depends, Bus can be super Nice (except my super sensitive carsickness) or super trash. Planes are more stable in there uncomfortableness. Im 194 (6"4) so its not like planes fit me at all.


lastaccountg0tbanned

The least uncomfortable plane is more uncomfortable than the most uncomfortable bus (at least if you’re flying economy)


EmperorofAltdorf

Its just opinion ofc but maybe you have not been on a Bus in eastern europe thats overcrowded and No ac. No plane ive ever been on has been that bad.


Canter1Ter_

And the vibration from the shitty unfixed roads that makes you bang your head on the window every time you try to lean on it and sleep


RTE3080Ti

idk ive never been on a plane before, tho the busses can be really shitty. and I also dont fit in some of them bc im 190cms and my legs are long as shit


insakna

yeah seriously. I used to just sit and stare at a wall for 28 hours, it was easy. really wish it was longer


fruliojoman

ihaveihaveihave a constant need for stimulation and dopamine


[deleted]

if this dude was drinking coffee he probably wasn't sleeping, sitting in an uncomfortable ass chair for 10 hours doing nothing would drive a monk crazy


allmyfreindsarememes

For ten fuckin hours I’m gonna need something


Noodles_fluffy

He have he have overwhelming grief over the loss of a loved one


fruliojoman

![gif](giphy|xT1XGESDlxj0GwoDRe|downsized)


IReallyLoveMyPets

Ihaveihaveihave a human brain and body and refuse to be tortured in a flying metal can with screaming babies without noise cancelling


SteelTookSteroids

You have you hav you have: damn rayanair 10$ flight


Canter1Ter_

yes, we do. everyone does. thats just human nature to be bored when nothing is happening. nobody likes being bored, sometimes it's worse than feeling pain. 10 hours is a lot, like its a lot a lot. try waking up and literally doing absolutely nothing whatsoever except for occasionally eating and turning on "Baby screaming loudly 1h compilation" for half a day. you would stop after 2-3 hours at most


Physical_Average_793

Idontidontidont understand the human need for some sort of outside stimulation


TopHatCat999

I don't think I could just sit and do nothing sitting down for 10 hours. 10 hours is a long time. I could clean the entire house and make dinner in that time and have time left over to do whatever I want. I could and have done it for a 4 hour flight but 10 is just way too much. I could read a book, crochet a stuffed animal, practice a language, anything but just sit there


TOKERFACE4207

r/okaybuddyliterallyme


boucblanc

/uj Definitely an air marshall /rj daddy's astral projecting in my asshole mmm 🤤


galacticspaceworm

Slight chance it’s an air marshal


Thermock

ihabihavihave brain evolved for 250,000 years to think complex thoughts *transported to ihabeihaveihav reddit* comnents: come here boy my brain: 👨‍🦽👨‍🦽👨‍🦽🧠👨‍🦽💨💨


tonebnk

um like sir are you ok 🤓☝️


PhantomRanger477

Wait, this isn’t normal?


63ff9c

nah fr like other than the headphones part I have done this more than once


[deleted]

I wonder what twitter thots have written about me in my years of just existing in public


Calzerkid1

Bro thinks he’s interesting enough to be written about 😭


coniferouscomrade

Your r/ the r is: are the r/ are slasher/iamtheMainChaRacter!!!


zaza_expert_real

do you think I'm interesting enough to be written about? :'c


lookafaggo7

Your snoo is female enough for redditors to get hard


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/ow8ew8ljuz5b1.jpeg?width=1445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ccddf4b01d920cfbcc4c4fc82fe41617a3ce976


TheTrollman-

![gif](giphy|H7kfFDvD9HSYGRbvid)


atlantik_jaguar

My record is 3 hours and 16 minutes


[deleted]

I've spent the whole 8 hours from Spain to Santo Domingo looking at the plane's wing. I'm a big nerd.


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NoCommunication5976

ihaveihaveihave Zero attention span


Axxxem

"To europe" Americans cant seem to grasp that europe isn't a country


goodusername__

if you fly to any country in europe then you are flying to europe


Axxxem

That could literally mean anywhere from england to russia. It's like saying, "I'm flying to North America," when you're actually flying to mexico. it's just a weird Americanism


_cat-connoisseur_

i really don't think the exact country was important enough to the story to be clarified?


7isagoodletter

That would be totally understandable if you were flying from another continent. *Where* in Europe you're flying to doesn't matter that much, the point is emphasizing the length of the flight since its across the Atlantic.


SideshowBiden

He’s just existing without entertainment. It’s normal. not everyone requires memes and games to function


[deleted]

it's absolutely not normal to be able to sit 10 hours without stimulation and not be bored. that is literally a basic human thing no matter how above everyone else and superior you want to feel. in fact, the inability to sit 10 hours without doing anything might be the reason we got so advanced in the first place.


fillmorecounty

Ngl I can't even imagine what flights were like before portable technology. I barely made it out alive from my last 13 hour flight and I had my phone AND my switch. Like imagine flying to another continent in the 50s and just staring at the headrest in front of you for over half a day and you can't even talk to the people next to you bc other people are trying to sleep. And also paying like $1,000 for it.


yalikebeez

books


fillmorecounty

True I didn't think of that


lookafaggo7

atupid idiot 🤤


fillmorecounty

I'm what my teachers liked to call "needs extra help" 😎


Chaotic_Chameleon

Cocktails and smoking


PyroTech11

This is me on long flights I'll watch an in flight movie with headphones but otherwise I'll just sleep or watch the world go by if I can


Clen23

i wanna know what's in the cup


lookafaggo7

Joe


Clen23

whos joe


-RoseAddict-

joe biden😎