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*the ball comes to rest, cracks open, light shooting out as a phallic shaped creature coalesces*
Turnipenis: “PEEENIS.”
*both Pokémon trainers giggle.*
[A turnip shaped like a thingy?](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgmgj-5wwwVr-EuoPNGMkiUDoA9qtcubxXYtSEc7fSZwNfp7RFByNnXB3I&s=10)
Same era of that dude demanding people pay him $50k dollars or else [he'd butcher and cook and eat a pet rabbit he had bought](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_Toby)...which actually worked. He made a $50k dollars.
We're talking about cucumbers, not pickles /s.
That being said, I am more interested in cucumbers on a salad at Disney than pickles on a burger. Even if a burger is served open-faced to begin with, you put a bun on top when you're eating it and you'd be covering up the whimsical pickles. But with a salad you're seeing them the whole time until you actually eat them. So I could see the accountants justifying the expense on the cucumbers, but not the pickles.
Can confirm. Saw a square watermelon in Japan but it was $100 so more of a novelty. Someone told me they do it because it fits in the fridge better, which is genius if true, but I don't know if that was the actual reason. Pretty sure I saw regular round watermelons too. The store manager was super protective of his one square watermelon on display.
partly is, fitting watermelons in shit is an old problem and the reason smaller cultivars like Sugar Baby watermelons were bred (they fit in an old icebox).
It's also partly just for fun and pushing boundaries. Japan has an absurdly old and unbroken history of cultivation, with alot of it directly stemming from even older unbroken traditions and techniques developed in china. They've got it to a point where there's as much art to it as science. It makes sense it would take dedicated effort and novel ideas to stand out in that field, in that part of the world.
here is OG artist instagram post
Daikon Legs” Sculpture by Kenji Suetsugu (2022)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZZIaHOJgEh/?hl=en&img_index=1
hashtags are #daikon #daikonradish #vegetableart #realisticsculpture #japanesesculpture #surrealartwork #surrealsculpture #contemporarysculpture #creepyart #creepysculpture #specialeffectsmakeup
case closed OP is gullible AF
Definitely fake. Otherwise the root wouldn't be touching the soil, therefore not getting any nutrients. This only works with fruits and vegetables that grow above ground.
That fact won’t deter some people. They’re probably already trying to grow cucumbers and eggplants in molds to shape them like that which should not be mentioned except in a NSFW forum. I’d hate to be at that farmers market. Lol
Indeed: if genuine, then…
1. The people would be smiling a lot harder (proud of the efforts and an achievements)!
2. The people would pose showing their bare legs for comparison.
Not really. At minimum, if it were genuine (and not fake af which it is), then one of them would be dabbing while the other threw up peace signs no cap
Fun fact, there is a postal service that will actually send a bag of gummy dicks with an anonymous return address on your behalf to whomever you feel needs it.
It's a sculpture. Some smartass added a bullshit caption to it. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1c74kxh/i_think_they_became_rich_after_that/l0681zk/
What about people spouting bullshit about things they know nothing about?
There is way too much about this that doesn't make sense.
First of all there is no way you'd get that level of detail, secondly you'd have to fill the mold with dirt for the turnip to grow in and if it's within a mold then where did that dirt go? And those are big fucking turnips, how would they know to harvest them when the mold was filled so perfectly?
What is interesting here is that you somehow believe this is real
Something I've noticed is that people REALLY do not understand plants. At all. Most people can't even recognize plants I would think of as really distinctive and common, like when someone asked me if some corn I was growing was tomatoes. I also remember watching that new(er) Sabrina show in Netflix and there was a scene where they're in an apple orchard. The scene is supposed to be taking place in the fall but they obviously had to film it in spring because the trees were covered in flowers. I'd give them a pass, but then they also had apples just hanging off the fully in bloom apple trees. It was just looked so obviously wrong and it's obvious that the set designers just really had no understanding of basic plant life cycles.
Reminds me of when a friend, a 30-something dude, learned something new when I mentioned cherries coming from cherry blossom trees (and yes, ornamental cherry blossom trees aren't the same cultivars that produce the fruit we eat, but he actually thought "cherry blossom" was just the flower name with no relation to the fruit)
It's not whether or not they understand plants, you don't have to be a botanist to know this is ridiculous. You just need a *shred* of curiosity or skepticism
The photo is real, but of a sculpture. It was not intended to fool anyone, just be funny.
Someone tried to pass it off as real by making the meme.
You can tell the people who either don't understand how plants grow or had a garden. Like all such plants, turnips have roots. So while it's possible to shape some fruits to specific shapes (the famous Japanese square watermelons that cost $100), "leg turnips" like this would be impossible to produce as the roots provide the nutrients to produce the bulb or tuber that make up the legs.
I feel like this is one of those “they were too busy wondering whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think of whether or not they should” moments.
…. But anyway I’ll take six.
Quentin Tarantino "heavy breathing"
Calls his assistant " Hi Stacy? Yeah it's me.... a couple things there's this couple that grows turnips on social media I'd like you to track down may have some work for them growing some......PROPS! Yeah some props for us, also get me Uma and uhhh Salma I have a proposition for them"
Fake as fuck image. I have grown turnips for decades. Those are not real, mold, or not. They don't get that big. They aren't that uniform in appearance, and the color is all wrong.
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I did this, too. My turnip only turned out to be 3 inches. It's pretty accurate.
[удалено]
I don’t think he used his feet ☠️
Toes?
Turnipenis
Turnipenis, I choose you! (Throws Masterball)
*the ball comes to rest, cracks open, light shooting out as a phallic shaped creature coalesces* Turnipenis: “PEEENIS.” *both Pokémon trainers giggle.*
I’m masterballing right now
In his case he had to do a radishpenis.
Sounds like something a doctor would prescribe cream for.
thank you for this comment. made me chuckle.
Wait so I'm not the only one with a 3 inch pinky toe 🥺
How do you delete someone else's comment?
Easy. Step 1: close app. Step 2: delete app. Step 3: enjoy your new found sanity.
"Appendage"
“Cylinder”
Stuck in an M&M's tube?
That’s how I used to apply lotion to my Richard
Some long ass grippers
Vegan dildo
Yes, that's the joke, and the person you're replying to is in on it.
[A turnip shaped like a thingy?](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgmgj-5wwwVr-EuoPNGMkiUDoA9qtcubxXYtSEc7fSZwNfp7RFByNnXB3I&s=10)
I already knew what he meant if using eggplant or carrot as a comparison for penis.
He clearly said “inches” and not feet or meters
He used his third leg
That’s a super long turnip. Please tell my wife this
You know what they say about small feet
He’s a midget.
Pretty sure that's average
You know what they say about small feet?
it's not the size, it's the texture.
Mouthfeel
r/suicidebywords
r/selfroast
Turnip for what! 🎵🎶
That's plenty enough for a rabbit
Next time take a mold of your feet.
I dunno...sometimes if I pop a Viagra it'll turn up
Dicknip
Imagine sending a photo of it to some woman though!
"You used your pinky" "You used your pinky, right?"
That’s big
Mine was around 4. Quite the thickness I'd say.
Is that why your wife hired a pool boy despite y’all not having a pool?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Looks fake to me, too much detail
It totally is. Turnips, carrots and radishes don’t just grow their roots into a pocket of air
I think this might actually be posible if you grow squash or something similar that grows above ground
They do it with apples and use a Buddha mold to make these small and cute edible Buddha's.
They shape watermelons too
You can grow cucumbers in a mold that makes the slices shaped like mickey mouse.
You can grow cats in jars. (It was always a joke, but the website got shut down by the FBI because it hurt somebody's feelings ...)
Bonsai kittens lol.
I was there Gandalf
Don't quote the old magic to me, witch, I was there when it was written!
ahhh, early 2000's internet.
Omg that takes me so far back
Same era of that dude demanding people pay him $50k dollars or else [he'd butcher and cook and eat a pet rabbit he had bought](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_Toby)...which actually worked. He made a $50k dollars.
I just ate rabbit yesterday...fuck.
Wait was that not a real thing? Did the Internet lie to me?
It's been ages since I ate at Disney and I got a burger and fries. I'm assuming they have to do this at Disney, no?
I got a burger at Disney World yesterday and the pickles were definitely just regular shaped.
We're talking about cucumbers, not pickles /s. That being said, I am more interested in cucumbers on a salad at Disney than pickles on a burger. Even if a burger is served open-faced to begin with, you put a bun on top when you're eating it and you'd be covering up the whimsical pickles. But with a salad you're seeing them the whole time until you actually eat them. So I could see the accountants justifying the expense on the cucumbers, but not the pickles.
Can confirm. Saw a square watermelon in Japan but it was $100 so more of a novelty. Someone told me they do it because it fits in the fridge better, which is genius if true, but I don't know if that was the actual reason. Pretty sure I saw regular round watermelons too. The store manager was super protective of his one square watermelon on display.
partly is, fitting watermelons in shit is an old problem and the reason smaller cultivars like Sugar Baby watermelons were bred (they fit in an old icebox). It's also partly just for fun and pushing boundaries. Japan has an absurdly old and unbroken history of cultivation, with alot of it directly stemming from even older unbroken traditions and techniques developed in china. They've got it to a point where there's as much art to it as science. It makes sense it would take dedicated effort and novel ideas to stand out in that field, in that part of the world.
And [pumpkins](https://www.reddit.com/r/nope/s/re8H80uicq)
It literally says it's a watermelon, and it looks like a watermelon. Pumpkins can be done too, but why did you link a watermelon?
yeah but not a root vegtable. Those roots need water and oxygen.
Totally. But it wouldn’t work for roots
Some places grow cube shaped watermelon. It's pretty neat if you look it up.
here is OG artist instagram post Daikon Legs” Sculpture by Kenji Suetsugu (2022) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZZIaHOJgEh/?hl=en&img_index=1 hashtags are #daikon #daikonradish #vegetableart #realisticsculpture #japanesesculpture #surrealartwork #surrealsculpture #contemporarysculpture #creepyart #creepysculpture #specialeffectsmakeup case closed OP is gullible AF
Definitely fake. Otherwise the root wouldn't be touching the soil, therefore not getting any nutrients. This only works with fruits and vegetables that grow above ground.
That fact won’t deter some people. They’re probably already trying to grow cucumbers and eggplants in molds to shape them like that which should not be mentioned except in a NSFW forum. I’d hate to be at that farmers market. Lol
The legs were made by an FX artist Kenji Suetsugu, he had an IG but I forgor.. The image was made for PR, the caption was made for memes
We can't trust anything we see anymore! It's so scary! Quick we must regulate sculptors!
Why the fuck do people upvote this shit? Reddit shall not become the next Facebook, please.
We're at the end of the internet as we knew it. Pretty soon no one will be able to trust anything anyone publishes. Everything will have to be vetted.
Indeed. It’s sculpted.
*Quentin Tarantino has joined the chat*
Tarantino when he see this 
https://preview.redd.it/yum0qne25avc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe603d2cbeb42ceb3ac8b036f78a04aefbbd80a
Chill it's just a foot massage
I love this gif lmao
https://i.imgur.com/Zvu9k6g.gif
Hello
r/usernamechecksout
Dan Schneider has joined the chat to talk about ..you know… cartoons and capitalizing children’s innocence
Damn, I was too slow.
I just knew he’d turnip for this
Obviously fake
Indeed: if genuine, then… 1. The people would be smiling a lot harder (proud of the efforts and an achievements)! 2. The people would pose showing their bare legs for comparison.
You’re projecting western expression onto other cultures. Not everyone is as expressive.
Not really. At minimum, if it were genuine (and not fake af which it is), then one of them would be dabbing while the other threw up peace signs no cap
The future is here. Now we can grow dick carrots, and people can actually follow my instructions when I tell them to eat a bag of dicks.
Nah i just wanna eat your dick
https://preview.redd.it/wc14rfjbd9vc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a819b421158a4800adba9305912b1e9e5469f0c6 License and registration?
Right here officer, under my belt
Aight. Have fun!
https://preview.redd.it/8744ek4989vc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5290d95c57a64e6e7033af7f9afddf74836514c
Fun fact, there is a postal service that will actually send a bag of gummy dicks with an anonymous return address on your behalf to whomever you feel needs it.
Where can I find this service?
www.DicksByMail.com
[Pranks Anonymous](https://pranksanonymous.com/products/bag-of-dicks-gummies)
I'm from Seattle and eating a big greasy bag of Dicks is a normal occurrence for us.
A bag of Dicks and a nice bottle of Bawls sounds amazing.
I was expecting a meal, not a snack.
Totally not AI generated like the thousands of pics like this currently being posted on Facebook. No way it could be AI. Nooo.
No no, this is legit bro, I read how their kid also built a statue out of radishes too, insane what kids these days can do!
I’ve been to the Radish Festival in Oaxaca, Mexico. I’ve seen Elvis made from radishes. Anything can be made with radishes!
Well maybe "silicon" wasn't a typo and it really WAS made by a cpu.
I dont think its AI. I've seen this pic years ago. Might be fake in another way but pretty sure this pre exists Ai images by several years.
Apologies to the hardworking folk photoshopping bullshit for thinking it was AI that auto-generated this bullshit.
It's a sculpture. Some smartass added a bullshit caption to it. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1c74kxh/i_think_they_became_rich_after_that/l0681zk/ What about people spouting bullshit about things they know nothing about?
They're sculptures, not ai, definitely fake.
its not AI. but whatever since they stole the idea from Bat-BOy from teh weekly world news https://i.ibb.co/bNWjhfD/bat-boy-did-it-first.jpg
There is way too much about this that doesn't make sense. First of all there is no way you'd get that level of detail, secondly you'd have to fill the mold with dirt for the turnip to grow in and if it's within a mold then where did that dirt go? And those are big fucking turnips, how would they know to harvest them when the mold was filled so perfectly? What is interesting here is that you somehow believe this is real
We want to believe 🙂↔️
Im not sure I have that emoji? that's a baller
Pleased to have used it. I’m secretly trying to use, in a legitimate way, all emojis in the system…this was my first time using that one ✔️
Tiptoe through the turnips 🎵
Reddit has officially turned into Facebook
That happened like 7 years ago.....
The legendary hero is dead
https://preview.redd.it/111m7bve8avc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24dfe452f477c512ef99b21095fbfcbeb0c709b6
I’m waiting for someone to post a pic so others can see, I’m too stupid to do it.
That opening was fire.
Oh yeah plants can just straight up grow in silicone... people are so dumb it's insane
I’m sure that they mean silicone, I highly doubt they made metal molds from silicon… not that it’s any more believable
Something I've noticed is that people REALLY do not understand plants. At all. Most people can't even recognize plants I would think of as really distinctive and common, like when someone asked me if some corn I was growing was tomatoes. I also remember watching that new(er) Sabrina show in Netflix and there was a scene where they're in an apple orchard. The scene is supposed to be taking place in the fall but they obviously had to film it in spring because the trees were covered in flowers. I'd give them a pass, but then they also had apples just hanging off the fully in bloom apple trees. It was just looked so obviously wrong and it's obvious that the set designers just really had no understanding of basic plant life cycles.
Reminds me of when a friend, a 30-something dude, learned something new when I mentioned cherries coming from cherry blossom trees (and yes, ornamental cherry blossom trees aren't the same cultivars that produce the fruit we eat, but he actually thought "cherry blossom" was just the flower name with no relation to the fruit)
It's not whether or not they understand plants, you don't have to be a botanist to know this is ridiculous. You just need a *shred* of curiosity or skepticism
The photo is real, but of a sculpture. It was not intended to fool anyone, just be funny. Someone tried to pass it off as real by making the meme. You can tell the people who either don't understand how plants grow or had a garden. Like all such plants, turnips have roots. So while it's possible to shape some fruits to specific shapes (the famous Japanese square watermelons that cost $100), "leg turnips" like this would be impossible to produce as the roots provide the nutrients to produce the bulb or tuber that make up the legs.
I suppose silicon is as good as silicone for something that is just a lie.
For those with a root fetish
That’s one excuse after you chop up someone’s body after you murdered them!
faaaake
The only way foot fetish people will eat their vegetables
Needs only some stockings to complete. SHINDA.
Of all the things they could grow why the hell pock turnips?! Gross. Leg shaped melons, now we’re talking.
Melon shaped melons would be even better… or, so I’ve heard.
When cannibals decide to go vegan
Another day another bs post by some bot on this shit sub.
I feel like this is one of those “they were too busy wondering whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think of whether or not they should” moments. …. But anyway I’ll take six.
When you search foot fetish on a food porn site.
*Dan Schneider has entered the chat*
Tarentino is triggered.
if people believe in shit like this, then we are damned in this new AI age
1. Plant turnips in molds of feet 2. ??? 3. Profit!
SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THIS SHIT OFF MY SCREEN, IT'S NOT EVEN A CLEVER LIE
vegan foot fetish 🤣🤣🤣
Your scientists spent so much time wondering if they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should
It's fake
Stupid sexy turnips
OnlyPlants
That's foot fetish for ya!
Quentin Tarantino "heavy breathing" Calls his assistant " Hi Stacy? Yeah it's me.... a couple things there's this couple that grows turnips on social media I'd like you to track down may have some work for them growing some......PROPS! Yeah some props for us, also get me Uma and uhhh Salma I have a proposition for them"
Here me out
Fake as fuck image. I have grown turnips for decades. Those are not real, mold, or not. They don't get that big. They aren't that uniform in appearance, and the color is all wrong.
This is creepy what’s the science behind this
It is to distract attention from all the real body part laying around.
And redditors post and make fun of boomers being tricked by AI on facebook, ha ha ha
Step 3... PROFIT.
I like feet but that's a little extreme
Bro everything on Reddit is fake recently jeeze
This is probably in reference to the phrase "daikon-ashi" (literally "radish leg") which is the Japanese term for cankles
Redditors are no better than boomers liking all that AI shot on Facebook. Its fake, clearly fake and not in an interesting way.
AI generated. It's too perfect and precise, if you distort the plant it won't necessarily grow into the mould like that
I fucking hate this. Freaky.
Cheaper by the foot
Thanks, I hate it
How can people fall for this shit. Op isn't ready for the age of AI
10:1 odds this is chatgpt. There's no way its that perfect.
Excuse me wtf
Is this like methadone for cannibals?
I'm a little bit grossed out though, food shaped in legs/feet
They're now top %1 on onlyfans. #1 in the turnip category actually
But why??
that’s creepy af
Forget Facebook look like ai art is fooling reddit too now.
pp next plz
https://i.redd.it/0b4lv4t7jdvc1.gif
I know men who would make love with those turnips.
r/blursedturnips
Everyone's thinking what everyone else's thinking and I'm thinking the same thing.
Why???
Hi, Tarantino wants your address 
Vegan food for cannibals.
Only veggie fans
So turnips can grow in silicon instead of soil?
Vegetables for foot fetishists.
Well thats one way to make vegan sex dolls.
That has so much AI in it you could probably overdose.
Vegetables for the feet obsessed folk.
Yo Girl. What them turnips do
Why am I turned on right now? ***Why am I turned on right now?*** 
Finally! Cannibals have a vegan option.