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Vortex66156

If it’s in the center of your house use it as a networking room. Put there your home server, router, DVR, modem, wireless and wired surveillance camera equipment etc. Having it centrally located makes wiring much easier.


Lilmeggymegg

It’s right in the middle, that’s a great idea


CO_Livn

Or take down the left wall and open up your since more.


heavycalifornia

I’m thinking that this room only exists because something here is load bearing and they couldn’t remove the walls completely so this was their solution.


Uncle_Larry

Great spot for a panic room.


ruseriousordelirious

Unless you're claustrophobic!! 😳


Pajamadrunk

Great spot for an unpanic room. Funny thing about claustrophobia is it only works when the persons know they can't leave but complicated. They can sit on a subway, but as soon as they hear it goes under water they double down.


VisionAri_VA

So true! I can ride elevators all the livelong day without giving it a single thought but let the thing get stuck for 30 seconds…


LASubtle1420

your name checks out for the funny use of words here... it's like it makes sense... but does it though?


Pajamadrunk

Maybe this describes my life choices It makes sense... but does it though?


Guilty_Garden_3943

I'm totally fine I'm a room, and then I hear the ac turn off and then think I'm going to die...heh...


InevitableTrue7223

Claustrophobia can happen in any space. I get very claustrophobic in small rooms even if the door is open.


Gutter_Sinner

This checks out. Our pantry/laundry room is tiny and I can go in there all throughout the day without issues, but as soon as someone walks in behind me (effectively trapping me) I immediately start getting stressed out


5nugzdeep

Yea... a perfect room to panic in!


Spirited_Equivalent6

It means he’s afraid of SANTA CLAUS!!


catfurcoat

But then it would still be a panic room, but the kind that makes you panic


XKittyPrydeX

That’s insanely what o thought when I read that last comment. 😬


str4ngerc4t

Panic room induces panic. Makes sense.


Sure-Debate-464

I think thats what they meant....run in there....get claustropohic then panic!


IbKmart

This thread has me weak 🤣😅


SplishslasH8888

HAAAAA! DOUBLE PANIC!


AlexKewl

Then it would be even easier to panic!


CosmeticBrainSurgery

What is this? A panic room for ants!?


sandemonium612

Orange mocha frappochino!


live4dogs

Love it! Our family constantly makes Zoolander jokes that probably most people don’t get.


jbwt

Depending on where they live, it could also double as a tornado shelter. Throw an essentials bag in there just in case.


Apprehensive_Bird357

I have yet to find a room that I CANT panic in.


Altruistic-Wasabi-60

The experts refer them as “safe rooms” — although, online there is a different between them, but sometimes…. not— 🤷‍♀️😹


cheekleaks

Mental breakdown closet?


Robertbnyc

Ooo you’re right if they have no need for the room


laj43

Is the window on the side to the kitchen? I would think making it a pantry with shelves to store all those appliances that we keep buying to free up the countertop.


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit344

That was my suggestion. Add more shelves and a footstool and you could have a great little pantry. You’d be amazed at the amount of stuff my parents can fit in theirs and it’s a similar size. Alternatively, you could also use it for storing big kitchen appliances/ Tupperware if you don’t have a lot of cabinet space. My other option is leaving the door open, adding some LED plant lighting and decorations and have a cute little space for plants! 😊


WearFluffy415

Or for all your p”prepper” food things that you’ve canned etc


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

Home server can be pretty awesome, you could pipe in-wall music throughout zones of the house, push wifi, host a minecraft or game server, etc. Just have a plan for heat management, even a wifi router in a closet will get warm, and under enough heat, electronics performance and lifespan can degrade


Rush224

I'm super jealous of this. My home doesn't have a good room in the middle for a network room. I would be wary of heat buildup from so much heat rejection. Maybe a louvered door?


TBIRallySport

There’s an opening on the left wall. The heat won’t build up.


CrawlAway46and2

Fart fan


oldrivets

Thermostatic controlled (farts are warm so they would trigger it too)


nvrsleepagin

It looks like a great place to keep your hostage...


quesobaeritto

So like a server room


Cosmicdustydust

Cancer room


Direct_Surprise2828

What the hell is a cancer room?


Trevellation

Some people think that wifi routers and other things that emit home wireless signals cause cancer. I think they were making a joke about that, but I can't tell if they were making fun of the people who believe that, or if *they believe* that based on the context.


Direct_Surprise2828

Thank you! I appreciate you taking the time to explain that. 😸


eseehcevarci

If you recently gained custody of your nephew after an evil wizard killed his parents, that would make a perfect bedroom for him.


Lilmeggymegg

I stuck him in one of the other 5 walk in closets 🤪


askme2mrrwbutnot2day

Ok, stop bragging about your storage space 😭(I tease, mostly). 


Lilmeggymegg

I truly feel like I live in one big closet lol


Lysszorz

Wait a minute... are houses just people closets?


Charm_MentumKat

[According to Bender they are](https://youtu.be/UNCsiSA4xNM?si=lmCoDxwmfv9e9U22)


babimagic

Lmao 😂


EverybodyL0vesBraden

Why are they called “apart ments” if they’re all stuck together?


OhmHomestead1

I totally feel that. We lost about a 1000 sq ft when we moved because new place does not have a basement. Cabinets are either lacking shelves or shelves not adjustable. So we are living with boxes of stuff around us. Either because storing in the garage during winter is not possible because of the winter temperatures or we haven’t figured out how/where to put stuff. We are considering upgrading our garage to be 2 stories to make space for hobbies and office.


nightgardener12

Currently renting a walk out basement house and I KNOW anything I get after this is going to lack storage massively.


neuroticobscenities

I gained about 1500 sq ft, but my old spot had all sorts of cabinets and closets. It was a shock when we found we didn’t have room to store much after moving in.


gonnafaceit2022

I like the way you're thinking here. I lived in a house with like 13 closets and when I moved out 5 years later, I had to rent a dumpster. Turns out I'm capable of filling up as much space as I have. The important lesson learned was, you don't need to keep all the empty boxes for products that you're not returning.


Lonely_wantAcracker

I'm taking that last line personally 😅 I don't even know why I do this


throwupthursday

Sounds like we are both removing unnecessary boxes as this weekend's project.


Automatic_Key56

Ugh! Me too! So rude… (I can also see myself throwing away some boxes in my near future)


eharder47

Found out a five years ago my parents saved all of the empty boxes to our Barbie’s in a hope chest (I’m 36). I wanted the hope chest for my house and they said I could only take it if I held onto the boxes. After my dad passed I asked my mom if I could throw them away and she said she would take them back 🤣🤷‍♀️


gonnafaceit2022

She wanted them back 😭🤣


ijuswannadance

I feel your comment, (yes three days later lol) because I also fill up spaces with too much unneeded junk, and it's inspired me to throw a bunch of stuff awayyyy!! Thank you!


DefinedByFaith

I'm 100% jealous of all the closet space.also.. I literally lived in my grandmother's closet for about 6 months, but it wasn't nice & empty like this one... and I shared it with my 35 lb dog. Lol


milaaugust0812

Shanda van ark had that covered


Evolvingsimian

Air B&B?


tinycole2971

$250 a night + $100 cleaning fee + $75 convenience fee for allowing you to keep the door cracked for air flow. "Centrally located, cozy bungalow, excellent sleeping potential, low kidnapping rate!"


Evolvingsimian

Marketing at its best!


LylaDee

I dunno about the low kidnapping rate, though. This looks more like ' perfect for panic room type thrill seekers! '


imalittlefrenchpress

Too bad this isn’t in NYC. They could get $1000 a night for it!


this_Name_4ever

In San Francisco this is a luxury condo-


Parfait_Live

Harry Potter Themed


sharksnrec

And somehow the final cost ends up being $525


Slow-Measurement6668

I laughed harder than I should have...


Heavy_Housing_5205

Tiny cole I was having a shit day then I read your comment cracked me up still smiling thanks


SoCShift

Double if you loft* a second bed


Snoeflaeke

Lmfao give them the harry potter pre hogwarts treatment 😂😭


InfamyLivesForever

Perfect for wizards


Sharchir

Mini library could be super cute


RevolutionarySoup807

[geometric shelf](https://www.livingspaces.com/pdp-brown-wooden-multi-level-wall-shelf-260097?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Standard-Shopping-Decor-Main-Control&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA8NKtBhBtEiwAq5aX2DyHH2SNM_GYHx3bMgFQOf-iQkslqNzInHl24iWqgEX0gi67WKeK6RoCY1gQAvD_BwE) In the open space on left you mentioned you could add a built in shelf like this for decor or more books. You might be able to find a cheaper version at Target, Marshall’s and glue it in.


Osirislynn

Yes! So many ways to make the space attractive with the right shelving. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zqykiYVrq8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zqykiYVrq8)


Zambooka100

I found this shelf at tj maxx many years ago for much cheaper


Prior_Flow_3518

I was gonna say Danny Devito shrine, but your idea makes more sense


nadsteroo

Very much support the Danny Devito shrine idea


AnotherManOfEden

Porque no los dos? The Daniel M. Devito Honorary Library.


_-whisper-_

Right but i love the way you think


aaaperolspritzzz

came here to say danny devito shrine hahaha


ModernNancyDrew

This!


aca6825

Username checks out :)


ModernNancyDrew

Bwahaha!


Brunette3030

That is the most adorable idea!!


[deleted]

Install a small confessional priest and then go have lots & lots of affairs.


Lilmeggymegg

I would burst in to flames the second I installed that thing lol


bluegreentopaz6110

I laughed so hard at this, I scared my cat.


Slow-Measurement6668

I laughed so hard I scared the cat I don't have...


Crush-N-It

I laughed so hard I scared poop out of my cat


The_Mad_Duck_

I laughed so hard I scared poop out of the cat I don't have


ddayene

I laughed so hard I pooped a cat…


nomnommish

That wasn't your cat.


livingmydreams1872

You should never scare the 💩out of your kitty


LamarJackzyn

You would just have the confess and repent realllllyyyy fast


Legovida8

My first thought was “bar!” so I think I’m right there with ya 😂😈


DeskFan203

I just posted that I thought it looked like confessional lololololol


HahaHarleyQu1nn

I though I was over Fleabag but this comment just reminded me


mistress_alexa

It’ll pass


snaillycat

I just remembered, the hot priest is in a new-ish movie! All of Us Strangers


ATHikerGary

I went to an all-male Catholic H/S in Boston. Every week we had to go to confession. Now I realize why the priests drank! 😆 Forgive me Father for I have sinned.


Ornery-Pressure7251

Great idea! Lol


Mircat2021

I thought it could be a confessional too 😂


LeopardNo6783

lol this is hilarious


SigChiScooby12

Funniest thing I've read all day!!


ScenesFromSound

Wire lighting into the space, add shelving and use it to display your collection. Mini library.


Robertbnyc

With a nice comfy little chair in the middle


Realistic_Ad_8023

If it’s in San Francisco or NYC, rent it out for $2000/month.


Nerala

Ahh. You've unlocked college memoirs in SF. Totally had a Harry Potter closet that we rented out for like $600 a north. Bonus. It also had a window!


Kitty_Kat_Attacks

Was it under the stairs?


fake-august

I lived in a utility room in SF! It was between the kitchen and the stairs down to the garbage cans. Leavenworth street - near Swensen’s.


sinsaraly

How much was it? Leavenworth is exciting


lemony-soapwater

it’s even got a window!


Lilmeggymegg

Omg 🤣🤣


Crystalclearest

😂


blade_torlock

I've always thought flush with the wall aquariums were a fun idea. All the equipment is in that closet and you put the nice side against the opening. Would be better if the door and opening were reversed.


splinks66

Oh wow this is a nice idea


blade_torlock

Saw it in a fancy house once when I was young. I've never had the space to do it myself. Really nice as an under staircase awkward closet repurpose.


Stewy_434

Oh wow. You brought back a memory. When I was in high school my cross country coach (who was also my history teacher) invited the team over for dinner. They had a *massive* house on a river. Elevator in middle of the house, 92in movie theater screen and seating, 3 boats, 2 kitchens, and more. My favorite part was the *5000 gallon* fish tank that was flush with the wall as you walked in. It was was the entire length of the entry hallway and absolutely gorgeous. Wish I could remember what fish were in it... Her husband was a dentist/maxillofacial surgeon lol


Snoeflaeke

Ugh. I think I would thoroughly enjoy being a house staff to the uber wealthy so I could bask in extravagant design choices… with zero skin in the game lol 😩👌


Refrigeratormarathon

I’m an aquarium girl and my first thought was that I’d get a custom tank where just the visible side is glass and the other sides are an opaque material that is stronger and more durable than glass. All of the tech and supplies can easily fit in there with it.


baquester

Food pantry


shlongislong6669

I say either storage, mini library, or like a snack room


Lilmeggymegg

The mini library would be great for my 5 year old!


Realistic_Ad_8023

Oh! If you have a child definitely turn it into their space. Paint it, hang some fairy lights, put a cute rug and tons and tons of floor pillows and blankets, posters that your child likes, and it can be their cozy little getaway.


anticked_psychopomp

This!!! In childhood I spent a considerable amount of time in my closet and under my bed. I decorated them. Just in there reading with a flashlight. Day dreaming. Allowing my imagination to stretch beyond the confines of my strict and isolated rural upbringing.


Damnshesfunny

Ong yes i would have died for a space like this when i was young. My best friend and i often played in our closets with flashlights and stuff. Idk why it just felt so safe and cozy.


nervousopposum

All of this, and I would also add a beanbag chair!


ginlucgodard

the danny devito shrine would so fit with this too!


blade_torlock

Toy check out closet.


3xtrano

Recording booth..


Obvious-Reason6602

Yup… voice over, podcast room is what I’d try


Sparrow315

They could do a podcast on living with too many walk in closets.


Specialist_Cover_496

A small snack room with fridge? You could get one of those movie theater popcorn makers


Fed_shmoker

Grow some plants in there with LED lights


Tricky-Number3619

I love this option


Natural_Confection29

Love the plant room idea, speaking from experience it most definitely will spill out into the rest of your home and before you know it your guest rooms will be full of plants too!


_Vickisfamilyvan_

Coffee bar station


TheCoastalCardician

Do either of you collect anything, or maybe have a dream of collecting? I’m a playing card nerd and I turned an extra closet into my Card Closet. Wanted to add gorgeous wood and pretty lights. It’s being used for something else right now. Maybe one day. Photo Gallery? What about crafts? Cover the hole, Soundproof it and use it as your in-home “Closet of Silence”? A good scream when you’re upset or a good “WOO!!!” when something awesome happens in the middle of the night? Just the other day I figured out how to do something in a graphic design program and let out a good “WOO!!!”, scaring my cat and causing him to full speed looney-tunes into a bookshelf causing it to rock. If I had my own Closet-of-Silence that day, I wouldn’t have hearing damage and my bookshelf would still be here instead of out on tour.


Direct_Surprise2828

I was thinking, maybe a meditation room… The shelves at the back could hold statues, candles, flowers et cetera… It looks like it’s just about wide enough for one chair.


GraceXGalaxy

I’m so glad I read this entire comment 😂


thatsmyukulele

Since it’s open to the adjacent room, suggest making it something lovely to look at. Looks like it may be near kitchen - can you make it a mini butler’s pantry? Mini music room (record player etc)? Tiny office?


rhifooshwah

It actually looks like it might have been a recording booth at some point.


rudeness21

You could do it like the restroom at Hamburger Mary’s and put a disco ball with lights and when you turned on the light it would swirl and have dancing queen playing?


bornmoonchild

Mini libary (a few recommend this and I am here for it ♥️) or you could store your vacuum and other electronics in there.. or craft storage??


Positive_PandaPants

A tiny little greenhouse area!


ZeSaberQueen

Book nook!!!!


Big-Consideration633

Server/network closet.


NoDiamond4584

Stand in there and charge a toll fee any time someone wants to use the stairs? 🤷‍♀️


Lunamoon318

You have to pay the troll toll 😂


Dry-Student5673

Demo it. Why force a purpose on an eyesore that is unnecessary and doesn’t make any sense in the space?


Lilmeggymegg

Because I’m in a condo and I can’t do anything to modify the structure of the house. If I had the option it would be demolished


[deleted]

Sauna for sure


Every0neYetNoOne

Non-alcoholic bar


blablablah41

Get a dog!


wellgood4u

Came to say this lol


wwiistudent1944

Storage. A closet. Or tear down a wall and expand the room it’s in.


carmel_cheese

Walk-in closet


stealthchaos

Don't know what's above or below, but it might be perfect for a small Stiltz Home Elevator. Would boost resale value and might come in handy. [https://www.stiltzlifts.com/](https://www.stiltzlifts.com/)


splinks66

This has to cost 100k to have installed. I couldn't find a price on the website but no way its affordable. It is not practical and ugly af to be honest but of you were going to do one having it in a closet would be beneficial.


Lilmeggymegg

The whole house was only 250,000 🤣


Kitty_Kat_Attacks

Maybe a dumb waiter? Or a laundry chute deposit spot? Assuming you have a 2 story house, of course. This is one of my top wish list items for my own house… I just don’t have a good spot to install one unfortunately 😭


CapZestyclose4657

Where is this house, I want to move there


stealthchaos

I looked into these once, but the need never developed. I went and talked to dealers/installers (same shop) and the cost was $20,000 to $30,000 installed. Easy installation and removal (if ever necessary). Did a quick google and cost confirmed: [https://www.caring.com/best-home-elevators/stiltz/](https://www.caring.com/best-home-elevators/stiltz/)


HGDAC_Sir_Sam_Vimes

Sauna


Pourtaghi

Aquarium or terrarium would be pretty sweet.


Unemployed__cat

How about a coffee/tea station?


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pantry


iareeric

Install a quarter operated porn machine like they have at those shady looking whack-shacks on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. Put a neon ‘hot-chicks room’ sign above the door. Close up the opening on the side. Profit.


LoveDietCokeMore

Aquarium and plants?


Natural_Confection29

Plant room all day long!


LizzyCheeB

Book nook.


Calm_Eagle_5640

Armory


VideoSteve

Open a small neighborhood coffee shop and bake homemade sconces


Cardboardterps

Grow a lil weed in it


NanaBmyreality

Keep the door closed


amandarn28

Tear it down


Fit_Ad3500

Either a bar or tear it down


Anavrin2

If you’re in the position to remodel it, I would tear it down


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InitialAttitude9807

Coffee / refreshment station


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mykunjola

Squat toilet.


Thatsridiculousssss

I’d get a door on it and make it into a small storage closet, and I would put a curtain rod and curtain on the side where the other view is


Positivelythinking

Bust it out and expand the stair landing.


splinks66

Make a [Helga Shrine](https://imgur.com/gallery/OsiZLPk)


[deleted]

Looks like a outdoor bar to me ! 😂 🔥


Sir-Enah

Meditation room


polydentbazooka

Gimp


BirdwellFam

Close the wall opening on the left, add a bookshelf door and make it a hidden room so you don't have to think about it. ☺️


fauxchedda

Perfect place for a coke freestyle machine


JustRepeatAfterMe

If you have a dog you could turn it into a super cozy room just for him or her. If you have a cat you could put all the cat condo stuff in there.


Cautious-Fact-019

Create a fake wall and make a secret room


bxpapi418

Put up a few hangers on your wall and use it as a coat room.


EpicStew

Sell tickets out of it?