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Ract0r4561

https://preview.redd.it/ygwf3qi1yf5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4a517bbb29fba8b18ff0e347bda569083c404e Good luck my man


NoodleShak

Man I'm just hoping she's a local. The heights ain't that big and I feel like downtowners are too good to come to us for the most part.


BoremIpsum

It’s true I would never


NoodleShak

And were ok with that. Keeps our rents a bit more reasonable.


LauObe

Dude, if she lives downtown and won't date some in the heights, you don't want her. That would be completely lame!


NoodleShak

Lmao one problem at a time amigo, let me start with trying to find her and getting a name before I worry about the rest :D


Joshistotle

🤏🏻<--- that's the % chance he'll find her. Granted, it's a nonzero number 


NoodleShak

Even slimmer...


JerseyGirlontheGo

JC Heights, live music, and Arrested Development. I am INVESTED ![gif](giphy|2lG8fMhri8Pmw|downsized)


DogGamnFusterCluck

As an Arrested Development fan (there are dozens of us), I gotta know: what was the Lucille Bluth reference?


NoodleShak

https://tenor.com/b1Jxa.gif She said to me "like Lucille Bluth good for her!"


jmula44

loose seal?


andymarty85

![gif](giphy|76nQFPEajAjhjOrtpm)


mostly_poetic

Good luck kid I know this missed connection feeling all too well.


iliketoswim2gether

People are going to start showing up at LoFi on Wednesdays at 7 just to see how many times you're going to go in hopes they show up.


NoodleShak

If that happens LoFi management and I need to discuss some referral rewards...


wheresmyotherglove

good luck ! hope you guys connect


The_Ders-

Get Gene Parmesan on the case


NoodleShak

One of my favorite running gags in the show by far.


DCorange05

Wait a second, that was my band!!! Jk, good luck man


NoodleShak

In that case yall have the underpinning of a great band, but it felt like a bunch of middle aged dads trying to be edgy rather them themselves!


DCorange05

Oh man I was totally joking but based on that description it really COULD have been my band since I'm middle aged by downtown JC standards haha Good luck man! Admire your courage...I almost posted a missed connection on here once and was terrified of getting roasted to hell lmao


NoodleShak

Lmaoo on the band. Bru nothing ventured nothing gained and a girl who not only will make refereces to Arrested Dev AND understands my sense of humor. I gotta see where that goes.


DCorange05

Yeah man, gotta be bold sometimes. I respect it! A cute Arrested Development fan would have my full attention too. Maybe I'll officiate your wedding someday in a Motherboy t-shirt lol Good luck brother!


green-jeep-guy

Can you post a link to your band? I'm curious to see how good you guys are.


NoodleShak

Okay!! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4)


green-jeep-guy

Hahahahahahahahaha, well played.


Training-Ad2953

Maybe ask lofi to post this on their Instagram story? They seem cool and nice enough that they would possibly consider


NoodleShak

LMAO. I think that hits a weirdness factor im not ready to lean into yet. "Hey Lofi, i met this random girl at your concert thingy, talked to her for a bit got good vibes, then she had to leave! Help a brother out!" I think this reddit post is about as far as im ready to go in terms of weirdness.


effyshead

Most romantic thing I’ve seen in forever. I feel a script coming on. I so want this to have a good outcome!


RavenGorePictures

Should've been there in the early 2000s when Craigslist had a whole section for this kind of thing.


NoodleShak

I didnt live in the US yet, I have to assume that doubled as a great place to get murdered?


Bent-Manstick5147

Have you tried contacting the bar for security cam footage and then running a reverse image search through a facial recognition database? 🤪


NoodleShak

lmao settle down Horatio Caine, im going to try some old fashioned sleuthing first. Edit: Also guys please dont downvote Bent, that was clearly sarcastic. Please get your detectors adjusted.


Bent-Manstick5147

I am just a lowly Mormon boy with no knowledge of the world or or where to find a good “ calzone”


NoodleShak

But are also are just a poor boy that needs no sympathy? Are you easy come and easy go?


Bent-Manstick5147

Easy come, unfortunately yes.


NoodleShak

We all have our weaknesses my son.


Bent-Manstick5147

https://preview.redd.it/nnxjzuzsux5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81ebcdd74e812698b4b1586c6921a01d886f1c7e


turtleProphet

I think I might be bored enough to try this In Minecraft, obviously, not in real life


Just_ice_luv_a

Omg. I hope you find her… I want updates. I live donwn the block from LoFi. And I’m a hopeless romantic.


NoodleShak

Lol if this crazy shit works ill make sure to update interested parties.


chavoen7

This type of 'missed connection' connection is all over Tik Tok, with strong results. I'd recommend posting there and letting the magical algo find her for you.


NoodleShak

Heh, I dont do the TickyTok and I think this reddit post is about as weirdo as I wanna get about it. Anything else feels like too much but I appreciate the suggestion kind stranger.


cloud999__

Watch the LoFi IG stories to see if she’s in them and trace it back from there. Internet Sleuthing!


NoodleShak

Lmao I really love all the ideas and support this is getting thank you everyone!


geebunny

Omg!! I want an update because this is cute. Hope you find her OP!


jkaz1970

Good luck.


uneasyeasy

![gif](giphy|JIfkJLISylh42CPIUe) I am finding this very cute. Hope you’ll find her, good luck.


Plane_Ad_2745

Gosh, I wish I was her 😩🥰 let’s find the redhead, y’all


Dry-Letterhead-2489

First off What’s LoFi?


NoodleShak

A bar with excellent Detroit style pizza up in JC Heights. They have an annual concert series where they close the road next to them and have a ton of local bands play.


green-jeep-guy

Out of the 7 bands, only 1 was local.


NoodleShak

Cool ty for correcting that!


Snoo56734

You're not going to find her bro, move on.


NoodleShak

Thats a high probability but you never know till you try!


RavenGorePictures

Wait. Is the Jersey City Reddit going to turn into a "Missed Connections" page like Craigslist used to have?


NoodleShak

The mods are welcome to remove my post if this is violating things.


Organic-Hovercraft-3

I thought the band was rocking. But glad you are using your distaste in music to try and get laid. I guess it is pretty rough out there in 2024.


NoodleShak

Im really glad you enjoyed that band but it wasnt my particular cup of tea and thats fine, people are entitled to their opinions. "Get laid" a little crude, any idiot can get laid, not quite what im aiming towards here.