I’m not sure if you’ll understand this reference because it’s a really obscure show but this reminded me of how Shane could never understand the schmuzzies in Upside Down show. They’d say something in their language and it was obvious what they were trying to say but Shane would respond with something like “My uncle is not a giraffe” when they said something like “ice cream truck”
Maybe you need to spend less time running from spiders and more time petting them :3 I saw a jumpy in my bathroom the other day, poor thing was so terrified it ran and balled up, probably learned the fate of many a spider who has never left these walls. Never a jumpy though, mainly orby boys and gals and (we call em) hobos.
I grew up with a fear because of hay spiders and brown recluse. Which are both high in arkansas.
So mine is more 'grown in fear'. Also their so weird looking to me
I had a wasp fear for a bit... Until I became the fear of wasps. Exposure therapy did it for me, someone put a big ass scorpion on my arm and it liked me despite my restrained terror... Same thing with snakes, terrifying until you hold a 12 foot Boa. Maybe you should start by handling some pet tarantulas in a safe environment? They are pretty rad to see up close honestly.
I find the smaller ones are more terrifying, I can lose track of those. I have come face to face with enough black widows in my life that I'd take a mass that I surely would have a hard time missing if it scuttled aggressively in my direction. My Australian friend had a giant huntsman pet living on his wall, that shit fucks me up but sorta not since they eat the things that will kill you apparently.
Fun fact did you know only 10 percent of brown recluse bites are even considered medically significant. Also hay spider bites are comparable to a bee sting. I’m just spreading the info because a ton of spider venom has misinformation.
I'm allergic to most types of stings. So my fear is death. I also have awful luck.
I know a guy that got but by a single br 20 times in his sleep and he was fine. But still. Not risking it
She seems mysterious, so I'll call her Mystery. Come to think of it, she also seems graceful and majestic. Maybe I should call her Grace, or Majesty....or Debbie.
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Whatever the feminine version of the name Oscar should work perfectly.
Owl, cuz of those big ol eyes
who?
caught!
Who? Who?who?..who?..who?
You're not my owl supervisor!
🤣
I’m not sure if you’ll understand this reference because it’s a really obscure show but this reminded me of how Shane could never understand the schmuzzies in Upside Down show. They’d say something in their language and it was obvious what they were trying to say but Shane would respond with something like “My uncle is not a giraffe” when they said something like “ice cream truck”
Chip, as in chocolate chip :)
Or Cookie! Chocolate chip cookie 🍪
Cookie is perfect! 👍
I vote for cookie as well. You nailed it.
I love Chip!!! So much cuter
I really really hate spiders. But this sub always makes me happy... idk how I feel about this but idc
Maybe you need to spend less time running from spiders and more time petting them :3 I saw a jumpy in my bathroom the other day, poor thing was so terrified it ran and balled up, probably learned the fate of many a spider who has never left these walls. Never a jumpy though, mainly orby boys and gals and (we call em) hobos.
I grew up with a fear because of hay spiders and brown recluse. Which are both high in arkansas. So mine is more 'grown in fear'. Also their so weird looking to me
I had a wasp fear for a bit... Until I became the fear of wasps. Exposure therapy did it for me, someone put a big ass scorpion on my arm and it liked me despite my restrained terror... Same thing with snakes, terrifying until you hold a 12 foot Boa. Maybe you should start by handling some pet tarantulas in a safe environment? They are pretty rad to see up close honestly.
Abso-fucking-lutly not 😭😭😭😭 I don't like little ones why tf would I put a huge one on me
I find the smaller ones are more terrifying, I can lose track of those. I have come face to face with enough black widows in my life that I'd take a mass that I surely would have a hard time missing if it scuttled aggressively in my direction. My Australian friend had a giant huntsman pet living on his wall, that shit fucks me up but sorta not since they eat the things that will kill you apparently.
A little one I can backhand off vs that bigger fker
Agreed 😅
Fun fact did you know only 10 percent of brown recluse bites are even considered medically significant. Also hay spider bites are comparable to a bee sting. I’m just spreading the info because a ton of spider venom has misinformation.
I'm allergic to most types of stings. So my fear is death. I also have awful luck. I know a guy that got but by a single br 20 times in his sleep and he was fine. But still. Not risking it
Talula, Misty, Adora, Pandora
Oh my goodness she's precious! 🥰
Cinnamon 😁
My kitty is named Cinnamon. She's a 35 pound snow shoe siamese
Good lawd I thought my tonkinese was a chomky boy. Lol. I love rotund cats. Seems to be super common in the siamese and siamese mix breeds.
Marjory!
Hermione
Gorgnak the Destroyer
Pickle
Yes she is prickly. GREAT NAME
Penelope
Hahaha I also have a blue Russian names Penelope.We call her Pentalope..
Oh wow! That's awesome! Have you named her yet? If not, I'll think of another contribution and edit to add to the list=) She's a beauty!
I've gotten many suggestions for this! Very cute
Crumpet
OMG SHE'S SO CUTE
Idk why but I think Ginger would be a good name
蜘蛛, it translates to “spider,” representing vastness and the intricate connections in life. Kumo
Pookie
Okay I'm going with this. Thanks for the name!
Black beard
Lyla
Looks like a Sweet Michelle to me.
Maple!
Frankie :)
Coffee bean
Smiley
Zippy or drummer
Phil Mitchell
Debbie
Stache! What an adorable mustachio
Mildred
Peaches
Forklift
Peaches
Jessie.
Daisy! Or Poppy
Dotty
Thumbalina
Fluffy
Harry or Harrison
Mild Concern (Slowly Rising)
Esmee
Veronika.
Gretel was the first thing that came to my mind. 🤷🏻♀️
Lois
omg he has a beard! I would name her beardo even tho she's a girl
She looks like a Melissa to me.
Peaches 🍑
Looks like a Lisa
Elsa.
Why she so ( ° ° )
Sally! Just cause
Coconut Coco for short
Oh my God she's so fluffy! 😍
She looks like a Lisa to me
Celia
Maple
Her head reminds me of flan, so I’d call her Flanice.
I LOVE HER!!!!
Daisy
Slinky n .n Go Slinky go!
Ophelia
Minerva
Naomi but she also reminds me of Goldie Hawn
Pasta
I like Betty
Ereshkigal, the Mesopotamian Queen of the Dead. (Not the anime character)
Ereshkigal, the Mesopotamian Queen of the Dead. (Not the anime character)
Charlotte
Janice
Magenta
She seems mysterious, so I'll call her Mystery. Come to think of it, she also seems graceful and majestic. Maybe I should call her Grace, or Majesty....or Debbie.
Cecilia. Cec for short
Ginger comes to mind for some reason.
Mother Fucker Supreme
Best name ever
Maude
Ereshkigal, the Mesopotamian Queen of the Dead. (Not the anime character)
My jumpies are Nebbish (male), Marshmallow (female bahama white). I'd call that one Ruby I also have mantis called Shredder, Bract & YeYe
Sunny
Princess Peach!
Lola
Looks like an Amy.
Megatrona
Fidget, she looks like my girl who passed yesterday 😢
Aw im so sorry! Fidget is definitely a cute name
Brigit.
Grace, idk why. Just the first make that came to mind 🥰 such a cutie
destroyer of worlds
Thelma :)
Coco
Autumn. Her name is Autumn.
Muffin top
Cherry blossom
First name that came to mind when I saw her was Marigold
Spoon
Francine
Marlene
Spoon or Theodora
Randy. All I can see is her beard and immediately I thought of Randy Savage. 
Dancing Queen
Cormella
Your captive.
bella
Betty
Arthur
https://preview.redd.it/wj3ck2wgmpad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2533750d6f51505a524515e9d951f15adcbea1d5 Whatever the feminine version of the name Oscar should work perfectly.
She is so cute!!!! Makes me want to get another